[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

WARNING: The following fanfic contains graphic language and sex. Viewer's discretion is advised. All characters in this fic are over 18 years of age.

GEOBREEDERS is done by Akihiro Ito and released by Shoenegahosha. Released in the US by Central Park Media.

"I gotta quit this job!" That's what Yoichi Taba had been screaming since he found out that Kagura Total Security wasn't the employer of choice for him. And there were times when he should've quit when he had the chance.

And one of these chances was before he ended up in the midst of Phantom Cat territory; hiding out in a dark, tight pipe along with computer expert and constant loser of sanity Takami Sakuraji. In Taba's book, this is WAY too much adventure for him; knowing that he's going to die, rubbing against a nubile young short skirted woman, and the immense case of claustrophobia running rampant. If there was any time to quit; then after he survives from that ordeal would be as good as any.

Vashka: And you're going to take full responsibility for what happened, Taki?
Taki: Socks was way out of line for what she did. It's amazing how she survived such a brutal situation.
Vashka: I guess it must be revenge. It's such a powerful drive...

From a small opening through the closed end of the pipe, Taba can recognize one of the two Phantom Cats. He's the tall, blonde haired man who wore sunglasses. He saved him and Maya once before (but Taba believed that it was more for Maya's sake). The woman he's speaking to is not as tall as him. Her long, lavender hair and Russian accent pushes her coolness factor to the fullest along with her trademark sunglasses.

Taba: (That woman... She might be the second in command of the Phantom Cats...)
Takami: (...cuttlefi-ish...)
Taba: (:-_-: This ain't even funny anymore. Hey, what are they doing?!)

It seems that the two Cats were actually looking for a "make out place." And they decided that this would be the spot (much to Taba's displeasure). The two Cats take each other by the lips; going into a deep kiss as Taki slowly removes Vashka's business jacket and shirt. He lays her against the wall, which is in Taba's plain view (DAMMIT!!), and fondles her breast through her violet bra.

After finally breaking the kiss, Taki undoes her belt and pulls down her pants. Vashka steps out of her pile of clothes and positions herself so Taki can gain access through her matching panties. He slides the fabric out of the way of her Pandora's Box; hungrily licking at her wet snatch as she starts to moan from his work.

Taba: (Bad news! This is seriously BAD news! We have to get out of here and quick! Takami!)
Takami: (Huh? Let me see.)
Taba: (Wait, you idiot! It's not something that girls should see!)

But it was too late. Takami had captured the sight of two Phantom Cats, in their human form mind you, doing their little "show and tell" of the "birds and the bees." Takami's eyes start to return to their spiraling state until it dawns on her: She had never gotten laid. "I wanna save myself for a nice man" was her argument. But her life may end right here and now. And if she was to die a virgin...

Taba, meanwhile, tries to get Takami and herself from out of their hiding place, and as quickly and quietly as possible. But he's unable to because he notices that Takami's moved her butt up.

Taba: (Takami, what are you doing?!)
Takami: (Taba... I want it...)
Taba: (Want what?! What are you...?!) ...uh...

He starts feeling her hand along his crotch. And the danger of the situation multiplies a thousand fold. If they were to "do it" right here and now... Just think of how much trouble he would get into. Even if he was rescued by the rest of Kagura's staff. His cock, however, had decided otherwise as his eyes relayed visuals of Vashka going down on Taki's large cock like nobody's business.

Taba's pants had suddenly become uncomfortable as blood fills his meat. And the horny little cute girl's sliding short skirted butt is not helping matters either. So, despite all the warning klaxons going off in his head, and thanks to Taki's well placed shots of jizz onto Vashka's face, Taba decides to free his monster from the pants prison so it could start on its happy rampage.

Takami shines with glee as she finally grasps something large and meaty from under her crotch. Taba moves one of his hands around her body, and another one covering her mouth, as Takami slides his meat past her drenched panties and into her pussy. Taba tries to stifle his moans as he finally feels his cock going into another woman. He checks to see if the two Phantom Cats had discovered them yet. But the sight of Vashka sexily licking the cum off of Taki's shaft turns into the sight of Takami sexily licking the cum off of Taba's shaft.

Taki: You know what I want, Vashka.

The lavender haired Phantom Cat nods as she lays herself to the wall again. Taki comes over to her and lifts one of her legs. Meanwhile, Taba and Takami are gasping at the full size of Taki's pole as its tip slides along the entrance to Vashka's wet snatch. It starts sliding in and out of her pussy; being covered with her wetness. The two employees of Kagura can see it all as the two Cats start humping away at each other.

Taba's mind goes on auto-pilot as he starts humping away into her. But it's not the only mind to go on automatic as Takami's ass starts matching the rhythm of Taba's thrusts. He hears the moans of Vashka getting louder. And Taba, hoping that her moans would drown out Takami's, removes his hand from her mouth so he can concentrate on getting off.

Taki and Vashka decide to move to the other end of the room (where Taba and Takami are hiding/screwing) as he continues to pound his meat into her. Meanwhile, Taba keeps pounding away at his co-worker as she rubs her hand along her pounded crotch in order to get herself off quicker.

Vashka: OH MY GOD, TAKI!! MAKE ME CUM!!
Taki: You got it, baby!
Takami: OH YES, TABA!! MAKE ME CUM, TOO!!

At that point, everybody reaches their peak. Taba reaches his first; pulling out of Takami slightly and coaxing his cock to shoot his seed into her cave. Takami fingers herself into a climax as she moans loudly from the shock of energy going through her body. The two Phantom Cats reach their simultaneously as Taki empties his load into Vashka's waiting pussy...

Some time had passed. And the two employees of Kagura were basking from the afterglow of the sex. Taba wakes up first, finding his cock still inside Takami's warm pussy. His perverse self is amazed at how great a fuck Takami is. But he quickly snaps into reality; realizing that they're still in the midst of Phantom Cat territory.

Taba: Takami. Takami. You gotta wake up. We're still in the Phantom Cat base. And we have to get outta here.
Takami: Huhhh...? We are...? Oh my God you're right! Oohhh Taba... Why does it feel so good all the sudden...?
Taba: Because we had sex... It feels soo good...! Oh my God, somebody's behind us...!

Taba's right. Behind them, licking at their sex, was Taki and Vashka. Apparently they knew that they were hiding there all along. So they decided to have a little fun with them.

Taki: [Licking Taba's cock.] Damn you got a nice, healthy rod. If I knew your cock was that big, I would've agreed to a nice four-some.
Taba: Huh?! YOU'RE licking my cock?! I'M NOT GAY!! (It still feels pretty good though...)
Vashka: [Licking at Takami's clit.] Oh yes. Such fine, young pussy. It tastes so great. I can lick this all day and night.
Takami: OMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODthiswoman'slickingmypussyI'mnotthattypeofgirl-
Irat herletTakanolickmetheresincesheknowshowtoeatmypussyohmygodI'mgonnadie-
couldyoulickalittlelowerpleaseohitfeelssogood...!!
Taba: (Oh shit! She's freaking again! And we don't have any tags!)

By that time, the two lovers have taken the opportunity to climb around the two co-workers and fill up what little space that was left in that pipe. Taba had also noticed that his pants had been pulled down by Taki. He realizes what's going to happen and tries to struggle. But Taki holds him steadfast with his claws. Vashka, meanwhile, is holding the poor diluted Takami down as she licks her by the ears.

Taki: Hmmm... Doing a woman is totally awesome. But I would also like to do a man as well. So do yourself this favor and relax that ass a bit. This will only prolong the inevitable anyway.
Taba: Oh my fucking God! Somebody help me!
Taki: Tell you what: I'll let you go up my girlfriend here you let me go up your ass. She's known for having the best li'l box in Russia, you know.

Eiko: DE-LETE!!!

Everyone in the pipe turns around to find a flash of light enveloping them. Taki and Vashka realize what this means and start to scream in terror before they instantly disappear. Yuka Kikushima and Eiko Rando, Kagura Security's president and accountant respectively, have utilized the latest in Phantom-Cat-catching technology to defeat the bad guys and store them on disk. Taba's state of shock had instantly turned into a state of glee, followed by Takami.

Taba: Oh my fucking God! It's so good to see you guys come and rescue us! I'd thought you never make it!
Takami: You guys finally made it! I'm so relieved! They were gonna do all sorts of nasty stuff with us, Ms. President! Uh... Ms. President...? Ms. Rando...?

Unfortunately for our hero and heroines, now would not be the time to celebrate the rescue party's success. Yuka and Eiko have captured a long and detailed enough view of the situation to come to their own conclusion.

Yuka: Taba and Takami had found themselves deep within the "perils of no escape."
Eiko: So, in their final moments, they decided to share their love before they meet their end...!
Yuka: That's like SO unfair! I should've gone with him! That way, I would've gotten laid!
Eiko: My biological clock is ticking away! And I'll be an old woman before I find a nice enough man so I can settle down...!

The two heads of Kagura hold each other as the break down and cry. Meanwhile, Taba and Takami had gotten their clothes back on and decided to look for somebody else for answers.

The HOUNDS mobile forces (alias the Ministry of Health and Welfare) were well into their attack of the compound that the Phantom Cats are in. And from a black limo on the mountains, Irie Shozo is on his cell phone and watching the situation run its course.

Irie: As you can tell, we're making great progress. I'm quite amazed at how soon we were able to do it since we found out that two of Kagura's employees were within that area. So this became, sort of, like a rescue mission. [Pause.] Yep. With any luck, we might be able to shut these cats down for a good two months at the most.

A couple of explosions rock the compound as Irie gives his assurances to the person on the other line. He hangs up and continues to watch the battle with a smile on his face.

Irie: The good folks over at Kagura are still amateurs. But it's a whole lotta fun seeing what type of adventures they're getting into.

However... The remains of a truck (from a third explosion) flying towards him had caused a change in the perspective of how "fun" things are.

Maki: [With '60s mafia music in the background.] "Nobody should have to speak to you about the past." That's my motto. However, it seems that even speaking about the future can cause some people to get uptight. So, an effort should be made by everyone to do what they must in the present. It's the next episode of the "Crimson Shooting Star." Hell's where I work best.

Eiko: TAAAA-BAAAAA!! :^o^: