GetBackers Fan Fiction ❯ Midou and Niece ❯ McDonalds! ( Chapter 3 )

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*sings* McDonalds is your place! *clap, clap* They feed you rattle snakes!*clap, clap* With hamburgers up your nose!*clap, clap* And french fries between your toes!*clap, clap* And the last time I went there.....!*clap, clap* They fed me their underwear!

Anime/Manga: GetBackers Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.08.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 753 | Visits: 397 | Status: Completed

~~~~~~~In the car~~~~~~~~~

Me: Uncle Ban, can we listen to the radio?

Ban: No.

Me: Please?

Ban: No

Me: Please?

Ban: No

Me: Pretty please?

Ban: No.

Genji: aww.....come Ban, lighten up!

Me: Please Uncle Ban? Please?

Ban: BOTH OF YOU! SHUT UP OR WE'RE NOT GOING TO MCDONALDS!

Genji and Me: *instantly shut up*

Ban: *drives into the McDonalds parking lot*

Me: Yay! We're here! *gets out the car*

Genji: I dont know about you guys, but Im starving! *gets out the car*

~~~~~~McDonalds~~~~~~~~

Ban: *flirts with clerk girl* So what time do you get off from work?

Girl: *bluhes* well...um....

Me: *pops up* Hey Uncle Ban, dont forget! Dont get a cheese burger! Cheese doesnt agree with your stomach! Thats why you had diarrhea ealry today! You still need to the scrub the toilet at home! ^_^

Ban: *hits me on the back of the head*

Me: Ow!

Ban: GO SIT DOWN, NATSUMI!

Me: okay....*leaves*

Ban: *blushes* That was my neice........she was lying......cheese works just fine with me.....I'll have a cheeseburger with
fries, a crispy chicken meal with fries for my neice and a fish sandwich with fries for my friend.

Girl: Um..okay. *pushes buttons on cash register* you come to a total of $10.72.

Ban: *pays the clerk lady*

~~~~~over at the table~~~~~~

Me: and according to my mommy Uncle Ban was a bed wetter!

Genji: Wow! Ban never told me that.

Me: and he also has a stuffed bear named Boo-Boo! He still has it!

Genji: So Ban has an inner child, huh?

Me: Yep! He can be quite immature too! He wouldnt share my videogame with me! And-*gets hit the back of the head* ow!

Ban: Shut up and eat. *sets tray on the table*

Me: Yay! Food! *eats her Crispy Chicken*

Genji: Ban, you should really be more gentle with your neice. Those head injuries can leave permanant damage. ^_^

Ban: I dont think anymore damage can be possibly be done to her head. *sits down*

Me: *has straws sticking out her nostrils* Look! Im a walrus! Arf! Arf! Arf!

Ban: See what I mean?

~~~~~~~~Back at the house~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Come on, Uncle Ban! I want a turn!

Ban: *playing videogames once again*

Genji: Come on, Ban! Didnt anyone ever teach you about sharing?

Ban: I'LL SHARE MY FIST WITH BOTH OF YOU DONT SHUT UP!*holds his fist up at them*

Me: You're mean, Uncle Snake-For-Brains!

Ban: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!

Me: But Mr Shido says you like that name.

Ban: HE'S A LYING *SSHOLE!

Genji: Ban! Thats not a very nice thing to call someone!

Ban: I SAID SHUT UP!

*phone rings*

Me: I'll get it! ^_^ *skips over to the phone* la la la la la la *picks up the phone* Hello? Oh hi.........*glares at Ban*...........Mom!

Ban: O.O

Me: How's everything going? Well you see,...Uncle Ban-

Ban: *snatches phone, pushes me, nervous laugh* Hey Sis, how's it going?!..............oh yeah! Everything's fine here! I just love little Natsumi....*pounds me on the head repeatedly, harder and harder* I just love her to DEATH! She's the greatest!

Me: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Ban: Yeah...okay.........Bye! *hangs up*

Me: @_@