Gravitation Fan Fiction / Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Ultimate ❯ Offer ( Chapter 1 )

Ultimate

Or... Burned's Demise Once Shad Finds Out

A/N: Crossover: Weiss/Gravitation. YAY!! Ran/Ken will appear... we'll see on the rest... muahahhahaaa!

ÒSakano-san, I have admiration for your faith in Bad Luck, but it certainly is misplaced. It doesnÕt take talent to sell a record. All that is necessary, is a pretty face. And Shindo-san is very cute.Ó

ÒBut, Seguchi-san...Ó

ÒTalent is what keeps them at the top. And Bad Luck, simply does NOT have the talent Nittle Grasper has.Ó

ÒBut, Seguchi-san...Ó

ÒShall I prove it to you?Ó

ÒAh, Manx-san.... always a pleasure,Ó Yoji flashed her a dashing smile.

"Can it, Balinese. Get the rest of Weiss to the mission room."

Tohma paused in front of a flower shop and peered in the window. Sakano stopped as well and turned his gaze with his President.

"Them. They are VERY attractive. I could turn them into chart toppers even without any talent at all."

"But, Seguchi-san..."

"All they need is a gimmick. And I have the perfect one for them."

"But, Seguchi-san..."

"Shall I prove it to you?"

"It has come to my attention that Tohma Seguchi of NG Records has approached you regarding a record deal."

"It's utter BS! US!? Sing!? He doesn't even know if we can or not! I don't know about the rest of us, but Ran totally sucks!"

"SIBERIAN!"

"Regardless of the reason why he approached you, he did. And this gives us an opportunity we've been waiting for." Everyone looked startled at Manx. There was no way that she could seriously be considering it.

"We have reasons to believe that Seguchi-san may be a dark beast. You've heard of Taki Aizawa? Lead singer of ASK?" Oh no. She was. "There was also another young man, a tutor named Yuki Kitazawa who lived in America. Unfortunately, all we have are suspicions, but this gives us the chance to put Weiss in a position to find the answers we need. And if he is, then he needs to be stopped."

There was a collective groan from the group, minus Abyssinian.

"We have also discovered that Siberian is the most promising singer among you," Manx held up a collection of videos marked 'Shower Surveillance.' "Siberian is right, Abyssinian. You do suck."

"Gentlemen, I'm glad to see you reconsidered my offer," Tohma smiled.

"Forgive us, Seguchi-san," Yohji gracefully swept forward. "But when THE Tohma Seguchi walks into your flower shop and offers you a contract, you have to admit... it was a little hard to believe. But we've talked it over and who can resist the chance for fame?" Yohji pulled his sunglasses up in his hair and shot Tohma a very charming smile.

Ken groaned.

Tohma smiled. "Well, I am very pleased to have you here. First we must discuss some things before we talk about a contract. Then we shall see were each of you excells and then form you gentlemen into a band." He paused a moment and gave each one a quick glance, pausing on Ken and smiling at the very, very cute youth. Ran scowled.

"First things first. Your group will have a certain gimmick that has been a tried and true method of selling records. I wish to expose your group to this gimmick and make it it's main selling point."

Yohji eyed Seguchi suspiciously. "What gimmick would that be?"

Tohma smiled. "Do any of you have any objections to kissing another man?"

"Oh. My. Kami."

"Are they cute?"

"Yohji-kun!"

"We'll do it."

"RAN!"

Ran glared at Ken. That 'anything for a mission,' glare. Ken glowered back. There was no way in hell that Seguchi-san was not NOT a dark beast.

"Excellent! This is perfect. There are four of you, so two of you will be 'seme' and the other two will be 'uke.'"

"The hell!?"

"Ken, shut up."

"My, you four certainly are cute together. I think this band shall do very well."

"Wait... no women at all?"

"That's correct, Kudo-san. The band will be called 'Yaoi' for a reason."

"Yohji-kun? Are you all right?"

"So, women will be THROWING themselves at me... and I can't have them?"

"Yes. I'm sorry, Kudo-san, but you will have to refrain from doing so... for the band's image."

Ken fell off his chair in laughter.

Yohji snarled. "Shut up, Ken-ken!"

Ran sighed and everyone waited for Ken to calm down. Once he collected himself, Seguchi began again.

"Now, I require each of you to sing a couple of lines from a song you are already familiar with so that I may get a feel of your voices."

A still giggling Ken answered, "better let Ran go first, to get him out of the way."

Ran glared at Ken again. He started to sing, still glaring, "Sa...ku...ra... Sa...ku...ra...."

"Thank you, Fujimiya-san, that's enough." Tohma's smile appeared forced. Ran glared at him instead of the giggling Ken. "Who wants to go next? Tsukiyono-san?"

Omi blushed, but started the beginning lines of 'Glaring Dream.' Seguchi smiled. "A 'Bad Luck' fan?"

Omi blushed harder, "Hai.... Fujisaki-kun is so kawaiii!" Yohji began to gag. Tohma smiled.

"Kudo-san?"

"There once was a boy from Nantucket..."

"YOHJI-KUN!"

Tohma smiled. "Hidaka-san?"

It took a minute for Ken to stiffle his giggling before he could begin. "All I can say... I shouldn't say... can we take a ride?... get out of this place while we still have time..."

Tohma smiled again. "I'd like to test you further, Hidaka-san. You sound almost like Shindou-san."

"I won't have to dress like him will I?"

"Shindou-kun is cute, Ken-kun!"

"Oh, I have something special planned for your image."

"Errr... that didn't answer my question."

Tohma just smiled.