Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ A Week With Ryuichi ❯ Pop-Tarts and Off His Charts ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A/N: So here is chapter two and I still don't own Gravitation.

MATA!!!: I extended the first chapter a bit so you might want to go read that. Still a boyonboy. Yea some more crack, forgive me! Slightly OOC Yuki, he's being kind of motherly.

A Week With Ryuichi

Day two.

Pop-Tarts and Off His Charts

Shuichi woke with a start, blinking up into two brown eyes. "Sakuma-san?" He asked blearily.

"SHUICHI-KUNNN!!! YOU'RE-MFFF" Shuichi through a hand over Ryuichi's mouth.

"Shhh, you have to be quiet or you'll wake Yuki up!" Shuichi whispered.

"Muf Uffy uhn marfae fuff!" Ryuichi tried to tell Shu.

"What? I can't understand you- oh! My hand sorry." Shuichi removed his hand.

"Yuki-sans already up! He made me breakfast!"Ryuichi smiled big, "Come see!" Ryu dragged Shuichi by the arm into the kitchen. Yuki was sitting at the table with coffee and a newspaper.

"Morning Yuki." Shu smiled sleepily and kissed him on the side of his forehead, he got a grunt in response.

"Look Shuichi-kun! Look what Yuki made me!" Ryuichi lifted his plate and showed Shu his rice, eggs and steamed vegetables.

"That's great Sakuma-san, that's nice of Yuki to do that for you." Shu smiled and looked around the kitchen, apparently there was not rice and veggies for him.

That's okay, I don't like that stuff in the morning anyway....Not that Yuki knows it.....Shuichi thought a bit bitterly. Shu went to the fridge in order to find himself something to eat.

"Open the oven." Yuki said from behind his newspaper. Shuichi turned to look at his lover but all he could see was the top of his golden clad head from over the top of the paper. Shrugging, he opened the oven anyway, finding a plate with two Pop-Tarts on it. "Don't touch the plate with your bare hands, it's hot." Yuki told him.

"Yuki!" Shu ran to the man and jumped in his lap.

"What the Hell, Brat?!"

"You do love me! I knew it, I love you sooooo much!"

"Get of me! What the fuck, all I did was make you a couple of Pop-Tarts!" Yuki looked down at the boy in his lap, smiling happily. Yuki sighed, completely forgetting Ryuichi was sitting there, watching the two intently with chopsticks hanging from his mouth. Yuki began stroking Shu's hair and he purred in response, "You better go get those Pop-Tarts before they get cold." Shuichi smiled a bit more then leaned in for what seemed like a kiss, but Shu moved his head at the last second and bit Yuki hard on his right ear.

"Yatta!" Shuichi screamed jumping off his lover.

"Damn baka!" Yuki yelled stomping off, coffee in hand and sporting a healthy flush on his pale cheeks.

The pink haired boy walked back over the oven and pulled out his breakfast with a pair of oven mitts, and sat down at the table with Ryuichi. "Oh look Sakuma-san, he buttered them for me too! Yuki knows me so well!" Shu took a bite of the pastry, hearts in his eyes, "Oh there delicious, Yuki loves me so much!"

"Yuki-san loves me too!" Ryuichi shouted brightly, Shu on the other hand began choking and spit out his Pop-Tart which flew across the able and hit Ryu smack in the forehead. "EWW!" The older singer wiped the Pop-Tart off his head, "What'd you do that for?!"

Shu couldn't answer him for now he was laughing as well as choking, Ryuichi unfortunately got mad so he threw a chopstick at his friend. The chopstick hit Shuichi on his right eye, with such force it knocked his head backwards in a slow suspenseful motion.

"OWWW! Sakuma-san that hurt!" Shuichi squealed in pain, tears already freely flowing from his eyes.

"Well you spit on me!" Ryuichi yelled.

"I didn't mean to! I only did 'cuase you said Yuki loves you!" Shu moaned back.

"Well he does!"

"No he doesn't! Yuki doesn't even know you!" Shu told him.

"But he made me breakfast!" Ryuichi told Shuichi triumphantly.

"So?" Shuichi was holding his eye which now appeared to be swelling a bit.

"So, he made you breakfast and you said that means he loves you. Plus he put soy sauce on my rice too!"

"That doesn't mean he loves you!" Shuichi yelled exasperated.

"Why not?! Yuki-san loves me, so there!"

"No he doesn't! Yuki's mine!" Shuichi threw one of his beloved Pop-Tarts at his idol. The Pop-Tart hit Kumagoro off his head and landed with a 'thump' on the floor.

"AHHHHHHHH Kuma-chan!!!!!" Ryuichi bent down and quickly retrieved his plushie, "Argh! You bitch!" Ryu threw the other chopstick at Shu, who had just moved his hand, and hit him again in his right eye.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT MY EYE OUT OR ARE JUST THAT LUCKY WITH YOUR AIM?!?!" Shuichi yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I'm just lucky.....or maybe I'm not..."Ryuichi said turning away.

"You bastard! You....You.."Shuichi didn't know what to say to him, after all what do you say to someone who just admitted that they were trying to put your eye out with a pair of chopsticks? "You.....I'll kill Kumagoro!" Shuichi finally said, smiling evilly, however the effect was lessened as he was still crying from pain and his right eye was swollen shut from it's multiple attacks.

Ryu gasped holding the bunny closely, "You wouldn't!"

"I would!" Shu grabbed a chopstick that was lying on the table and thrust it in Ryu's direction.

"NOOO! KUMA-CHAN I'LL SAVE YOU!" Ryu quickly shoved the toy down the front of his pants. "How dare you threaten Kuma-chan! I'll kill you!" Ryuichi got his stage look in his eyes, for a second Shuichi thought he wasn't going to do anything and then he saw the plate come flying at him.

"AUGH!" The plate hit Shu right in his face breaking on impact, the remaining food falling all over him. "Wahhhhhhhh! I-I hate you Ryuichi! And so does Yuki! We don't want you hereeeeeee!!!!!" Shuichi wailed throwing his head back and bawling, blood flowing from a cut on his forehead.

"Y-You hate me?"Ryu turned back to his chibi self and began crying as well, "Wahhhhhhhh Shuichi hates meeeee!"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING OUT HERE?!" Yuki stomped into the kitchen and immediately turned back around.

"Yuki-san!!!!"Ryuichi called out. Yuki sighed around the corner.

"When I go back in there, they'll all be gone. My kitchen will be nice and clean and the only thing there will be Shuichi.....naked....and covered in cheesecake....strawberry cheesecake and he'll be tied to the table, yea. He'll be panting and ready, cuase just thought of what I'd do him made him so hot he....Oh ahem...."Yuki wiped the sweat that was starting to form on his brow away and adjusted his shirt so you couldn't see the bulge there.

"Yuki!" Shuichi called as Yuki re-entered the kitchen.

"Just what the Hell happened?" He asked pulling out a cigarette and lighting it.

"Ryuichi Shuichi hit me threw a chopstick and it was all wet and he said you didn't love me and I can't even see Yuki! I don't know what happened! He said he'd kill Kuma-chan! He said He kill me!! he knocked he hit me with a plate!" Was the sentence that Yuki got from the two crying rockstars.

"What?"

"He said he hates me!" They both screeched in unison.

"SHUTUP!" Yuki roared, and the two immediately ceased their crying.

"Now, Sakuma tell me what happened." Yuki said sitting down.

"Okay Yuki-san! See we were eating and all of a sudden Shuichi spit his Pop-Tart on me and started yelling about how you didn't love me or like me and you wanted me to leave. Then when I asked him why he would say such a mean thing he told me to be quiet and that if I didn't he would kill Kuma-chan! Then he lunged at me and accidently stabbed himself in the eye with my chopstick and when lunged again I threw my plate at him." Ryuichi said matter-of-faculty.

"That's not what happened!" Shu protested!

"Shut up brat I didn't ask you to speak yet! It's obvious that he's lying so will you let me handle this?" Yuki turned his glare away from his lover. "Now Sakuma, I think we all know you're lying. I really don't care what happened I just want to know who I should make clean my kitchen." Yuki told the man, "So why are you lying?"

"W-Well I thought that if I made it look like Shuichi's fault you wouldn't hate me and make me leave like he said you would."Ryu's eyes began to water at the prospect.

"I don't hate you," That much, "And I'm not going to make you leave."Yet. Yuki sighed and turned to his lover, who was staring at him with big eyes. "What happened baka? I know you can't lie."

Shuichi considered lying for a moment but then settled on just telling him the truth, when Shuichi was done Ryuichi was glaring at him as was Yuki.

"You guys are like two year olds."Yuki sighed.

"Are not!" They both cried.

"Listen, Sakuma, I don't love you, I don't even know you. Me making breakfast for you two, which after today's incident probably won't ever happen again, at least not unsupervised, was just an act of kindness nothing more. And you," Yuki turned his cold glare Shuichi who looked pitiful with his eye the size of a golf ball, and blood all over his face "I don't believe I ever gave you any indication that made you believe I love you." Shuichi looked away the tears falling silently from his eyes, the right more than the left. "Now I want you both to clean up this mess, but first say you're sorry."

Ryuichi sighed then turned to his friend, "I'm sorry Shuichi-kun." Yuki nodded at the man and turned to Shuichi, as soon as his back was turned Ryuichi glared daggers at Shu.

"I..."Ryuichi mouthed to Shuichi, 'You suck.' "I...I'm not sorry! And I'm not cleaning up the kitchen!" Shu told Ryu smugly.

"Uhm I'm pretty sure I make the rules around here brat, now say you're sorry and clean up my kitchen!" Yuki growled. Shuichi had been getting pretty defiant lately, it was time for Eiri to put him back in his place, where that was Yuki wasn't entirely sure, but he was totally gonna put him there!

Shuichi looked at the blonde, wanting nothing more to cry on his shoulder but knowing he couldn't said one word, "No."

"What?"

"No. No. No. No. No. I won't!" Shuichi smiled at Ryuichi in a 'What cha gon do?' fashion.

"Out." Yuki said getting up from the table.

"What?!" Shu looked back at him.

"Get out." Yuki picked him up, slightly roughly and carried him to the door.

"No! Wait Yuki, I'm sorry! Please I can't go out like this!" Shuichi begged as his shoes were tossed out the door.

"Too late," Yuki shut the door, leaving a bedraggled Shuichi on the ground.

"Yuki!!!!"Shuichi banged on the door for a full two minutes, realizing no one was going to open it he slid down and prepared to wait.

What the Hell is going on? Why is Yuki being so mean to me? He just threw me out when I'm covered in blood and I can't see out of my right eye! This sucks! And it's all stupid Sakuma-san's fault..... Shuichi thought, reaching up to feel his face, he winced when he made contact with his eye. He felt for the cut on his face and realized it was still bleeding pretty badly, it was then a flash went off from behind a plant.Oh shit...

"What the Hell?!"Shuichi jumped up and paparazzi came springing out of nowhere and began snapping pictures of poor battered Shuichi.

"Shindo-san! Did Yuki-sensei do that to you?!"

"Are you breaking up?!"

"Is it true that he beat you with a pair of chopsticks after you threw a plate at him?!"

"Shindo-san over here!"

"Wahhhhh Yuki!" Shuichi yelled banging on the door.

"So Yuki-san did do this!"

"Are you going to forgive him?!"

"Yuki didn't do this it was my own fault!" Shu yelled at them as he banged on the door with his foot.

"So now you're covering up for him?!"

"You must really love him!"

"Do you have any string cheese in the house?!"

"Is Yuki-sensei still in there?!"

"AHHHH LEAVE YUKI ALONE!" Shuichi screeched pushing his way through the men and women who were all the while snapping pictures of Shuichi. Once in the elevator and alone, Shu hit the button for the fifth floor and pulled out his cell phone.

"Moshi moshi." A cool voice answered.

"Tohma-san! I have a big problem you need to do damage control now!"

"Shuichi-kun? What's wrong? Where are you?" Tohma asked quickly.

"I'm in the elevator of Yuki's apartment complex, listen some things happened and Yuki kicked me out, but see I'm pretty hurt right now I'm covered in blood and my right eye is swollen shut. I think one of our neighbors called the tabloids when they heard me screaming for Yuki to let me back in, "Shuichi stepped off the elevator and headed for the stairs, "Then the paparazzi came and they started taking pictures and they think Yuki beat me!" Shuichi opened the door for the third floor.

"What?! Goddam it! I'm sending K for you now!" Tohma yelled into the phone.

"No he'll attract more attention don't worry I got it covered." Shuichi walked into a second set of stairs that lead to the back of the building.

"Shindo..."Tohma warned.

"Don't worry just make sure Yuki isn't blamed for this!" With that Shuichi hung up on his boss and ran out the back door. He hit his speed dial number two button and Hiro picked up after the first ring.

"Shu?! What's wrong?" Hiro had special phone that Shu called when he was in trouble, that's how much he got into.

"Come get me, now! I don't have much time till the find me, I'm at the back of the apartment complex."

"Shu, tell me what's wrong." Hiro pleaded, you could hear him shutting a door.

"I'll tell you when you get here, just hurry please if you don't....I'll die!"Shuichi lied and hung up the phone.

-Two Minutes Later-

"You will tell me what's wrong now." Hiro said as Shuichi jumped in his car. "Oh God, what the Hell happened? Was it Yuki?!"

"NO! It was Sakuma-fucking-Ryuichi." Shuichi answered bitterly.

"Sakuma-san?! What the Hell?!" Hiro turned right.

"He threw a pair of chopsticks at me that both hit me in my eye. Then he threw a plate at me after I told him I was going to kill Kumagoro, it hit me in my face and broke that's why I'm covered in blood." Shuichi looked out the window.

"That's fucked up man."

"I know, say Hiro how did you get here so fast?" Shuichi asked.

Hiro turned to his friend and then stared back that the road looking stern, "I left no survivors." Shuichi turned to look at his friend when he noticed the fire on the side of the road, the fire coming from a car. Shuichi looked around and saw bodies lying all over the ground and cars were flipped, the streets were in utter chaos.

"H-Hiro?" Shuichi questioned tentatively.

"Yes?" Hiro turned smiling, kind of like K, like nothing's-wrong-even-thought-I-just-massacred-half-a-city.

"Uh never mind." Shu looked away quickly.

"So, why did Sakuma throw all that stuff at you?"

"I told him Yuki didn't love him."

"...But.....But Yuki doesn't love him.....Does he?"

"No." Shuichi sighed, "See what happened was..." Shuichi gave the full account of what happened right up to where they were now, by the time he was done Hiro had parked the car in his apartment complex garage and was facing Shuichi.

"Dude....."Was all Hiro could manage.

"Yea I know."

"Well come on, let's get you inside and cleaned up." Hiro said getting out, Shuichi followed.

They made their way up in silence, it only be broken when Hiro opened the door and was greeted by a loud, angry, "HIRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Whoops." Hiro sweatdroped, "I guess I forgot something." Hiro ran in the direction of his bedroom, leaving Shu in the living room.

"FORGOT SOMETHING?! I'D SAY YOU FORGOT A LOT OF THINGS YOU BASTARD!" Could be heard from the bedroom, Shu couldn't make out what Hiro was saying but from the sounds of it Hiro had left someone here and they were upset.

"YOU COMPLETE IDIOT! YOU LEFT ME TIED UP HERE FOR TEN MINUTES! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THAT FEELS LIKE?!" More murmuring from Hiro and Shuichi had to wonder what was going, why would Hiro tie someone up in his room? "YOU LOST THE KEY?!" Now Shu's curiosity got the better of him and he went to see what was going on.

"NANI?!" Shuichi screeched as he walked in on Hiro trying to undo handcuffs from his bedpost, the handcuff was attached to a shirtless Suguru.

"AHH!"Suguru yelped.

"Shu!" Hiro chastised.

"Hiro! What the Hell are you doing?!" Shuichi knew what the had been doing but he felt the need to ask.

"Well he was going to screw me, until your stupid ass called and he left me chained to this damned bedpost and now he's lost the key!"Suguru glared at the red haired man.

"I'm sorry!"

"I can undo them!" Shuichi pipped up helpfully, he immediately went over the bed, and blew in the key hole, he then shoved a piece of clay into the lock, the opened instantly. (1)

"..."

"Well this is a little awkward." Hiro said after a few minutes of staring at one another, "Why don't you go take a shower Shu? I'll call Yuki and tell him you're staying over night."Hiro told him, Shuichi nodded and left.

"What happened to him?" Suguru asked once Shu was gone.

"Sakuma Ryuichi."

-At Yuki's House-

Yuki's cell phone rang twice before he picked it up, looking at the number he sighed.

"What?" He barked into it.

"You idiot! You complete idiot! Goddam it you utter and worthless fool what the Hell's the matter with you?!"

"What the hell Tohma?! What did I do?"

"I have no idea! All I know is that I have hundreds of papers and television programs I have to shut down immediately so all of Japan doesn't think you're a wife beater!" Tohma screamed at him.

"What?"

"After your oh so brilliant plan of kicking Shuichi-kun out one of your lovely neighbors called the tabloids and of course Shuichi just had to be covered in blood and have a fucked up eye at the time! Are you trying to ruin your life?!"

"No! What the fuck I didn't do that to him!" Yuki growled looking at the door to his study to make sure Ryuichi wasn't going to walk in anytime soon.

"Are you sure Eiri, cuase I'm no so sure anymore!"

"Sakuma did that you prick!" Yuki screamed at his brother-in-law, "You think I would hurt Shu like that?! Are you fucking insane?!"

"Shit, Ryuichi did it? "

"Yes!"

"I'll talk to you later." With that Tohma hung up.

"Shit....Shuichi..."

-At Hiro's House-

"So Suguru left?" Shuichi asked as he sat down in the couch.

"Yea a few minutes ago." Hiro sighed.

"So are you two like..."

"Yes."

"Oh, okay." Shuichi smiled lying down, "I'm tired, did you call Yuki?"

"Yes, he seemed upset. The again he always does."

"Yea, I think I'll take a nap." With that Shuichi feel asleep.

-Later That Day-

Shuichi woke up sweating, he was having nightmare but he couldn't remember what happened only that there was beautiful humming in the back round. Shu sighed looking around, it was dark in the apartment, he stared at a clock on the stereo, it read '1:42 AM'

"Guess I'll back to sleep." Shuichi sighed, drifting back into unconsciousness, hearing the humming from he dream as he feel asleep, he couldn't help but think he heard it in another dream before, the last thing he heard before he feel asleep completely was a small voice in the back of his head, it said 'You'll lose.'

(1)-This doesn't work.

A/N: I didn't intend for it to be this long. I just keep thinking of more things to write so here I am. You know I kind of don't like this chapter it was a bit on the serious side, with some funny scenes to break the tension everyone once in awhile. Well tell me what you think!