Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ I Heard a Rumor ❯ Chapter 1

I Heard A Rumor

 

 

Hey! Dig it, I got this Valentine's Day present from a fan! It's this recorder thing to send out text messages. And it came preprogrammed with a number- Hi, kid. I know you- man you sure give generous gifts- yeah, no doubt- and some really naughty ones, too.

 

Mr. Komogoro says you're a very troubled guy. Oh, I bet you think I looked, but I did not. Not after I figured out the two guys on the swingset were having special time- yeah, do doubt. But Mr. Komogoro told me there were all sorts of dirty things in there. He's naughty, too. Don't worry. I sure did scold him.

 

Anyway, I wanted to tell you, because, man, you young boy fans, you sure do want that special Komogoro feeling, huh? Hey, you know, when you're in your headspace late at night. Everyone in the house is asleep except for you and my voice on your speakers. You know how good it feels to be young, and how no matter how many tests they throw at you, no mater how they beat you down with their craftiness, they are so jealous of you. You've got your whole life ahead of you, with a young, perfect body they only wish they could dance with, like I know you do- yeah no doubt. You boy fans sure can dance, but Mr. Komogoro says you dance nasty. He heard a rumor, that they say you are nasty. Shame, shame, shame!

 

I stopped watching, that one time you went to the record party. You sure don't act shy when I'm singing, kid. Mr. K says all the pervs are the same. But, I don't believe him, or Komogoro. Dig it: I think there's hope for you yet, man. I'm not playing. Really.

 

Check it out.

 

This is a kick ass present, man. But I know you got more of those dirty magazines for me. I saw those things, the delivery box at my trailer, right? Mr. Komogoro is looking at them, right now, kid. He says you need attention or something, cos- no doubt, man- you are disturbed. I'm not like the others, though. You know that, right? I won't make you feel dirty or nothing for having special feelings. Don't be scared, don't feel bad. It's all normal. But- yeah, no doubt- I'm always there for my special guys. You know what I mean?

 

If you wanna come pick these things up, so we can talk, me and Mr. Komogoro will be here, in the trailer. Hey, Tohma says he's coming by. Said something about bleaching out your hair. I don't mind if you don't. Hope you like candy! We got even more cos it's Valentine's Day. Hope you don't mind two visits on a special day. The more the merrier- yeah, no doubt!