Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ Oh, Baby! ❯ Chapter 1

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: I don't own Gravitation.

MATA!!!: Like a sequel to 'Cereal Aisle.' Eh, I'm bored again and someone asked me if I could make one where they were having sex, so here you go. Dialog/ Crack.

"Y-Yuki?"

"What?"

"You ever think that maybe guys should have children too?"

"What? Do we have to talk about this right now?!"

"Well no but, OH! T-That was nice, do that again."

"Like this?"

"Uhnnnnn, yea. But Y-Yuki I wanna talk about it!"

"Ugh."

"Seriously, if guys made babies too then the women wouldn't have to do all that work!"

"Shuichi, I've slept with women before and-"

"Are you trying to say you want a woman?!"

"No! Oh.......Can you move your hips again?"

"Eh? Here?"

"Yes, yes that's fine."

"And instead of people being all homosapienphobe, there'd be nothing to be afraid of!"

"..."

"Why'd you stop Yuki? I wanted you to you know....suck..."

"Homosapienphobe?"

"You know the people who are afraid of gay people!"

"..."

"Y-Y-Y-Yukkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........Are y-you going to ignore me just because we're making love?"

"Shuichi, I'm trying to distract myself from the fact t-that...you're an idiot by involving myself in the one part of you that can fuck up!"

"An-And what's that?"

"Your ass! Now shut up, I'm horny!"

"But can you at least suck me off first? Ow! Don't shove so many in at the same time!"

"I don't wanna suck you."

"Fine then! Oh! And then if men had babies we could have one!"

"What the..."

"OHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Hunh, hunh."

"D-D-don't you want a baby Y-Yuki?"

"Hunh, Hunh."

"Y-Yuki d-don't i-ignore ME!!!!"

"I'm...not...I-I'm...just not....Hunh a-answering!"

"WAHHHHH!!!"

"Huuuuuunnnnnnnhhhhhhh!!!"

"If we have a baby can we name him Sai?"

"WE'RE NOT HAVING A BABY!"

A/N: Yea, still bored. Flame, tell me it was crap, I don't care I needed something to pass the time.