Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ One Bish, Two Bish, Nude Bish, Rude Bish ❯ Chapter 1
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By: Angrybee 
When Tohma comes over to confront Shuichi about his recent nudity on stage, he's in for a surprise!
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.02.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 994 | Status: Completed
When Tohma comes over to confront Shuichi about his recent nudity on stage, he's in for a surprise!
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.02.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 994 | Status: Completed
DISCLAIMER: Gravitation belongs to Maki Murakami. The Raven belongs to
Edgar Allen Poe. Dr. Seuss belongs to all the children of the world.
DISCLAIMER AGAIN: This story contains heavy sexual references/innuendo,
and is decidedly rated -R-. There's also a LOT of cursing.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
One Bish, Two Bish, Nude Bish, Rude Bish.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Once upon a twilight evening, there came a man, gasping, heaving, to the
door of one Uesugi Eiri. He had in hand a small black box, and as he
pushed away his golden locks, you could hear him mumble...
"Crap. Crap. Crap."
He wore a fancy, smancy hat, for his haberdasher was all -that-. Some
call him Tohma. Some call him 'Top Cat'.
Snap. Snap. Snap.
As he opened the door so solid, he came into a room quite squalid, filled
with manga and video games and a body upon the floor. The body of Shindou
Shuichi was lying on the floor...naked...like a little whore.
And Tohma found himself sinking, thinking, "Who would leave the body of
Shindou Shuichi out for any to explore? Who would conceive of such
thrillingly hardcore decor? Who would throw away a perfectly good j-pop
star, as if he were not wanted anymore?"
What a tasty morsel, this boy, offered up on buffet for Tohma to enjoy.
But, was this some sort of ploy? Some sort of coy plan to toy with and
utterly destroy the man standing at the door? Or was this...the real
McCoy?
"Shuichi, Shuichi, are you sleeping? Do you invite Toms to come peeping?
Why have you laid out your body on the floor? This is hard, hard to
ignore!"
Nap? Nap? Nap?
For Shuichi, surely, was still sleeping. And Tohma stepped forward, ever
creeping, leaping over piles of manga and games which littered the
offensive floor. There was Shuichi, pretty, shiny, curled upon himself
oh-so-tiny, exposing his delicious hiney to the man standing not to far
away from the door.
To his dismay this display affected our Tohma more than he would care to
say...for he was completely gay.
"Shindou Shuichi, won't you rise? My mind keeps straying to your thighs,
and for this reason I advise that it would be wise to put some clothes
upon your naked form. Dress yourself as per the norm. Oh my, oh my, I
feel quite warm."
"Whap. Whap. Whap."
And shocked was Tohma, looking frightful, though the sound was quite
delightful, and it made him shudder, shiver to his core. Was Shuichi
being naughty on the floor? Poor Tohma wanted to drip, to pour, out of
his hat into a puddle on the floor. It was that sound, that sound he
so adored.
"Whap. Whap. Whap."
And he hugged himself, thinking dryly, that he might finally know what had
entranced Yuki Eiri so highly in days of yore. What ephemeral creature
had angels sent to lie here pleasuring himself on young Eiri's floor?
And slyly, spryly, Tohma leaned over to express his glee for the sound he
most adored.
"Clap. Clap. Clap."
And turning slowly, oh so slowly, the naked form of Shindou Shuichi came
to face Seguchi Tohma. Unfurling, uncurling his nubile body on the floor,
Shindou Shuichi showed Tohma much, much more.
"Seguchi-san, good to see you. Almost, almost too good to be true."
"Shindou Shuichi, get your shirt! Wait. What were you doing down there,
if I may be curt? For just now a sound came to my ears, one that brings
me nigh to tears. And though I do not dare to name the sound, if it is
as I am thinking, it may compound the troubles our relationship to the Nth
degree. Shuichi, Shuichi, don't you see?"
And Shuichi held up his hand with a smile and giggled at Tohma for a while
before he revealed, "It's only my water wiggle. A water wiggle, don't
you see?. That's the sound, the sound it be!"
But, still Tohma was darkly musing about situations quite confusing, as
the naked body of Shuichi was disturbing him more and more. Plus there
was the fact that Shuichi was peering, no, in fact he was almost leering
at the confused blonde standing on Yuki Eiri's floor. Shuichi's hips
began to grind, putting thoughts in Tohma's mind. And Shuichi's lips
began to pout, but kissing them was -right- -out-!
"What has gotten into Shindou Shuichi?" Tohma's mind implored.
"Seguchi Tohma, why have you come? Did you want to have some fun?"
"I did not come to have some fun. I came to show you this rerun, this
video tape of you acting most naughty in your latest concert. You're
running around with your pants undone, showing bits to everyone, flesh
that should never see the sun...like your thighs, and your buns!"
Said Shuichi, "Oh, how nice. Well, put it in. Lets take this tape for a
spin."
So Tohma went to the VCR. It wasn't really, very far. He stuck the tape
into the slot, but it would not go in, it would not.
"Push it, Tohma, push it hard. Just don't break it into shards."
So Tohma pushed, and wiggled, and jiggled yet some more. He turned the
tape this way and that, but it would not fit into the slat. He tugged
and shrugged and tried to turn, and that's when Tohma came to learn, that
his sleeve was stuck in the hungry mouth of the VCR.
"I'm stuck! I'M STUCK! OH GOD! PLEASE HELP!" Seguchi Tohma was forced to
yelp.
"Oh, Tohma, don't you know how a tape is supposed to go? You have to be
gentle and go quite slow. Leave it, leave it...to a pro!"
Shuichi untangled the mangled Tohma and slipped the slick tape into the
slat. Into the slot the bad tape slid, put there by the pink-haired kid.
And -on- the TV was surely switched, to display a rock star quite
bewitched, trembling music falling from his moistened lips. A concert
tape of Bad Luck, Shuichi dancing like Shakespeare's Puck...
"Shindou-san, this tape is recent, and it shows you being quite indecent.
Do you wish to explain this insane game designed to bring NG so
much shame?"
And Shuichi said, "I've decided not to wear clothes anymore. No.
Nevermore. I've locked them all in my drawer. Clothes are boring, and
make me snore."
"That just won't do! What will the press construe of this new and naked
you?"
"They will like it, yes they will! It will give them quite a thrill.
Sales will skyrocket, sales will kill!" And Shuichi leaned into Tohma
oh-so-near, and said in a voice quite sincere, "And Seguchi-san, please do
not deny, even though you're a guy, and I'm a guy, you find me tasty, just
like pie!"
"Why I..."
"Because just now, when you were stuck, you made a sound as if you could
suck the air from this room into your lungs. You weren't thinking about
Bad Luck! You were thinking how you'd like to fuck!"
Shuichi grabbed Tohma by the hand and dragged him, pulled him, with great
demand, into the kitchen of Yuki Eiri's flat.
"We could fuck on table. We could fuck, if you're able."
"We should not fuck on the table. I think you're mad, or at least not
stable."
"We could fuck against the fridge, you could even call me 'Midge'!"
"We will not fuck against the fridge. I need some ice for my head. Yes,
just a smidge."
Tohma opened the refrigerator, hoping to a grand Creator that Shuichi
would stop this nonsense now, not later.
Asked Tohma, "Why is the remote control in the freezer?"
Answered Shuichi, "A cold sex toy is quite a pleaser!"
"Shuichi, I will not fuck you in the kitchen, I will not, no, though you
look bitchin'."
"Will you fuck me in the closet?"
"But the video..."
"Oh, just pause it."
"Let us do it in the bath!"
"But, we'll suffer Eiri's wrath!"
"You're no fun, no you're not. Don't you even think I'm hot?"
"I think you're hot, oh yes you are..."
"Then, shall we fuck in Yuki's car?"
"I will not fuck you in a car, or in a bath. I'm not going down that
path. I will not ever sex you up. I will not fuck you, saucy
pup."
Shuichi's eyes filled full of tears, Tohma suspected he'd had some beers.
Shuichi was acting rather queer. (And I note here: We mean quite
"strange". Gaydar always puts him way off range.)
"Oh, I know, we could fuck on Yuki's bed."
"If he catches you, you're so dead."
"You could do me on the couch."
Tohma could only sigh, and slouch.
"I'd like to fuck upon the ceiling."
"You've taken drugs, I have a feeling."
"Won't you fuck me, Tohma, please? Don't make me whip you, or use these."
(Shuichi held up metal cuffs. Thought Tohma, "I didn't know he liked it
rough.")
"I will not fuck you, straight or kinky, although you're looking cute and
slinky. Not on the couch or on the ceiling. Please be quiet, my head is
reeling..."
And then the kitchen door flew wide, and with a fast, determined stride,
Yuki Eiri came inside.
"Again, you're naked, stupid brat. I wish, indeed, you'd stop with that!"
"Yuki, Yuki, you did appear! Can we three fuck, now that you're here?"
"What is your problem, are you mad? Please go get dressed to make me
glad."
But, Shuichi whined and Shuichi cried. He would not get dressed, though
they tried.
"What do you want, silly boy, what is it that you'd most enjoy? How can
we get you to comply? Please tell us now before we die!"
"I want a threesome, yes I do. I want a threesome, with you...and you!"
"That will not happen, not in my life. Besides that man...he has a wife!"
So Shuichi sighed and sadly said, "I guess I'll settle...for a threesome
testing mettle..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Shuichi sat upon the ground, making happy squealing sounds. In his hand
was the control and he was on a winning roll.
"Super Mario is the best!"
"I don't care one bit, just glad you're dressed."
"Tohma, Tohma, it's your turn now. You must play too, it was your vow!"
"Of course I will, and you'll go 'wow'. I can't help it. I have to beat
something right now...kerpow! Take that Bowser, silly dragon. I'll send
you to the dead body wagon!"
The threesome played into the night, by the TV's glowing light. They
fought the bad guys, fought and won, this threesome had such crazy fun.
There was no fucking, in baths or halls. But still, our heroes had a
ball!
(Said Eiri, "You lie so bad, you have such gall. I did not like it.
NOT AT ALL!")
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
This horrible fluke of my mind was created for the GMM challenge as posted
by "michechu" on May 21, 2004.
Edgar Allen Poe. Dr. Seuss belongs to all the children of the world.
DISCLAIMER AGAIN: This story contains heavy sexual references/innuendo,
and is decidedly rated -R-. There's also a LOT of cursing.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
One Bish, Two Bish, Nude Bish, Rude Bish.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Once upon a twilight evening, there came a man, gasping, heaving, to the
door of one Uesugi Eiri. He had in hand a small black box, and as he
pushed away his golden locks, you could hear him mumble...
"Crap. Crap. Crap."
He wore a fancy, smancy hat, for his haberdasher was all -that-. Some
call him Tohma. Some call him 'Top Cat'.
Snap. Snap. Snap.
As he opened the door so solid, he came into a room quite squalid, filled
with manga and video games and a body upon the floor. The body of Shindou
Shuichi was lying on the floor...naked...like a little whore.
And Tohma found himself sinking, thinking, "Who would leave the body of
Shindou Shuichi out for any to explore? Who would conceive of such
thrillingly hardcore decor? Who would throw away a perfectly good j-pop
star, as if he were not wanted anymore?"
What a tasty morsel, this boy, offered up on buffet for Tohma to enjoy.
But, was this some sort of ploy? Some sort of coy plan to toy with and
utterly destroy the man standing at the door? Or was this...the real
McCoy?
"Shuichi, Shuichi, are you sleeping? Do you invite Toms to come peeping?
Why have you laid out your body on the floor? This is hard, hard to
ignore!"
Nap? Nap? Nap?
For Shuichi, surely, was still sleeping. And Tohma stepped forward, ever
creeping, leaping over piles of manga and games which littered the
offensive floor. There was Shuichi, pretty, shiny, curled upon himself
oh-so-tiny, exposing his delicious hiney to the man standing not to far
away from the door.
To his dismay this display affected our Tohma more than he would care to
say...for he was completely gay.
"Shindou Shuichi, won't you rise? My mind keeps straying to your thighs,
and for this reason I advise that it would be wise to put some clothes
upon your naked form. Dress yourself as per the norm. Oh my, oh my, I
feel quite warm."
"Whap. Whap. Whap."
And shocked was Tohma, looking frightful, though the sound was quite
delightful, and it made him shudder, shiver to his core. Was Shuichi
being naughty on the floor? Poor Tohma wanted to drip, to pour, out of
his hat into a puddle on the floor. It was that sound, that sound he
so adored.
"Whap. Whap. Whap."
And he hugged himself, thinking dryly, that he might finally know what had
entranced Yuki Eiri so highly in days of yore. What ephemeral creature
had angels sent to lie here pleasuring himself on young Eiri's floor?
And slyly, spryly, Tohma leaned over to express his glee for the sound he
most adored.
"Clap. Clap. Clap."
And turning slowly, oh so slowly, the naked form of Shindou Shuichi came
to face Seguchi Tohma. Unfurling, uncurling his nubile body on the floor,
Shindou Shuichi showed Tohma much, much more.
"Seguchi-san, good to see you. Almost, almost too good to be true."
"Shindou Shuichi, get your shirt! Wait. What were you doing down there,
if I may be curt? For just now a sound came to my ears, one that brings
me nigh to tears. And though I do not dare to name the sound, if it is
as I am thinking, it may compound the troubles our relationship to the Nth
degree. Shuichi, Shuichi, don't you see?"
And Shuichi held up his hand with a smile and giggled at Tohma for a while
before he revealed, "It's only my water wiggle. A water wiggle, don't
you see?. That's the sound, the sound it be!"
But, still Tohma was darkly musing about situations quite confusing, as
the naked body of Shuichi was disturbing him more and more. Plus there
was the fact that Shuichi was peering, no, in fact he was almost leering
at the confused blonde standing on Yuki Eiri's floor. Shuichi's hips
began to grind, putting thoughts in Tohma's mind. And Shuichi's lips
began to pout, but kissing them was -right- -out-!
"What has gotten into Shindou Shuichi?" Tohma's mind implored.
"Seguchi Tohma, why have you come? Did you want to have some fun?"
"I did not come to have some fun. I came to show you this rerun, this
video tape of you acting most naughty in your latest concert. You're
running around with your pants undone, showing bits to everyone, flesh
that should never see the sun...like your thighs, and your buns!"
Said Shuichi, "Oh, how nice. Well, put it in. Lets take this tape for a
spin."
So Tohma went to the VCR. It wasn't really, very far. He stuck the tape
into the slot, but it would not go in, it would not.
"Push it, Tohma, push it hard. Just don't break it into shards."
So Tohma pushed, and wiggled, and jiggled yet some more. He turned the
tape this way and that, but it would not fit into the slat. He tugged
and shrugged and tried to turn, and that's when Tohma came to learn, that
his sleeve was stuck in the hungry mouth of the VCR.
"I'm stuck! I'M STUCK! OH GOD! PLEASE HELP!" Seguchi Tohma was forced to
yelp.
"Oh, Tohma, don't you know how a tape is supposed to go? You have to be
gentle and go quite slow. Leave it, leave it...to a pro!"
Shuichi untangled the mangled Tohma and slipped the slick tape into the
slat. Into the slot the bad tape slid, put there by the pink-haired kid.
And -on- the TV was surely switched, to display a rock star quite
bewitched, trembling music falling from his moistened lips. A concert
tape of Bad Luck, Shuichi dancing like Shakespeare's Puck...
"Shindou-san, this tape is recent, and it shows you being quite indecent.
Do you wish to explain this insane game designed to bring NG so
much shame?"
And Shuichi said, "I've decided not to wear clothes anymore. No.
Nevermore. I've locked them all in my drawer. Clothes are boring, and
make me snore."
"That just won't do! What will the press construe of this new and naked
you?"
"They will like it, yes they will! It will give them quite a thrill.
Sales will skyrocket, sales will kill!" And Shuichi leaned into Tohma
oh-so-near, and said in a voice quite sincere, "And Seguchi-san, please do
not deny, even though you're a guy, and I'm a guy, you find me tasty, just
like pie!"
"Why I..."
"Because just now, when you were stuck, you made a sound as if you could
suck the air from this room into your lungs. You weren't thinking about
Bad Luck! You were thinking how you'd like to fuck!"
Shuichi grabbed Tohma by the hand and dragged him, pulled him, with great
demand, into the kitchen of Yuki Eiri's flat.
"We could fuck on table. We could fuck, if you're able."
"We should not fuck on the table. I think you're mad, or at least not
stable."
"We could fuck against the fridge, you could even call me 'Midge'!"
"We will not fuck against the fridge. I need some ice for my head. Yes,
just a smidge."
Tohma opened the refrigerator, hoping to a grand Creator that Shuichi
would stop this nonsense now, not later.
Asked Tohma, "Why is the remote control in the freezer?"
Answered Shuichi, "A cold sex toy is quite a pleaser!"
"Shuichi, I will not fuck you in the kitchen, I will not, no, though you
look bitchin'."
"Will you fuck me in the closet?"
"But the video..."
"Oh, just pause it."
"Let us do it in the bath!"
"But, we'll suffer Eiri's wrath!"
"You're no fun, no you're not. Don't you even think I'm hot?"
"I think you're hot, oh yes you are..."
"Then, shall we fuck in Yuki's car?"
"I will not fuck you in a car, or in a bath. I'm not going down that
path. I will not ever sex you up. I will not fuck you, saucy
pup."
Shuichi's eyes filled full of tears, Tohma suspected he'd had some beers.
Shuichi was acting rather queer. (And I note here: We mean quite
"strange". Gaydar always puts him way off range.)
"Oh, I know, we could fuck on Yuki's bed."
"If he catches you, you're so dead."
"You could do me on the couch."
Tohma could only sigh, and slouch.
"I'd like to fuck upon the ceiling."
"You've taken drugs, I have a feeling."
"Won't you fuck me, Tohma, please? Don't make me whip you, or use these."
(Shuichi held up metal cuffs. Thought Tohma, "I didn't know he liked it
rough.")
"I will not fuck you, straight or kinky, although you're looking cute and
slinky. Not on the couch or on the ceiling. Please be quiet, my head is
reeling..."
And then the kitchen door flew wide, and with a fast, determined stride,
Yuki Eiri came inside.
"Again, you're naked, stupid brat. I wish, indeed, you'd stop with that!"
"Yuki, Yuki, you did appear! Can we three fuck, now that you're here?"
"What is your problem, are you mad? Please go get dressed to make me
glad."
But, Shuichi whined and Shuichi cried. He would not get dressed, though
they tried.
"What do you want, silly boy, what is it that you'd most enjoy? How can
we get you to comply? Please tell us now before we die!"
"I want a threesome, yes I do. I want a threesome, with you...and you!"
"That will not happen, not in my life. Besides that man...he has a wife!"
So Shuichi sighed and sadly said, "I guess I'll settle...for a threesome
testing mettle..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Shuichi sat upon the ground, making happy squealing sounds. In his hand
was the control and he was on a winning roll.
"Super Mario is the best!"
"I don't care one bit, just glad you're dressed."
"Tohma, Tohma, it's your turn now. You must play too, it was your vow!"
"Of course I will, and you'll go 'wow'. I can't help it. I have to beat
something right now...kerpow! Take that Bowser, silly dragon. I'll send
you to the dead body wagon!"
The threesome played into the night, by the TV's glowing light. They
fought the bad guys, fought and won, this threesome had such crazy fun.
There was no fucking, in baths or halls. But still, our heroes had a
ball!
(Said Eiri, "You lie so bad, you have such gall. I did not like it.
NOT AT ALL!")
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
This horrible fluke of my mind was created for the GMM challenge as posted
by "michechu" on May 21, 2004.