Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ Role Reversal: One More Time ❯ Chapter Two - How to Turn K Into a Shivering Wreck - Part One ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Kei-chanRin-chan 
K's first day of training.
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Shounen-ai | Uploaded On: 03.14.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 4.3K | Visits: 166 | Status: Work In Progress
K's first day of training.
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Shounen-ai | Uploaded On: 03.14.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 4.3K | Visits: 166 | Status: Work In Progress
Rin-chan: Sorry we're late with this chapter, everyone!
Kei-chan: It's entirely my fault! I had a really bad virus, and I've only just recovered from it! Anway, onwards to the next chapter!
Disclaimer: We don't own Gravitation! We wish we did, but it just wasn't meant to be...
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Chapter Two - How to Turn K Into a Shivering Wreck - Part One
As K stormed out of the restaurant, Yuki appeared behind him, a tranquilizer gun in hand. With a gleeful cackle, he shot a dart into K’s backside. As K felt the dart sink into his skin, he bared his teeth. He quickly reached into his hair, grabbing a suicide pill. Shuichi came out of nowhere, tackling him, and pinning him to the ground.
K caught a glimpse of the evil glint in their eyes, before everything went black.
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Some time later
As K began to regain consciousness, he heard giggling. He frowned, hoping Ryuichi hadn’t gotten himself sugar high again. He opened his eyes, to see two strange girls looking at him. The giggling was coming from the one with the hideously bright pink hair. At first, he thought she was Shuichi, but her hair was a more shocking pink. It reminded him of that rockstar… hide.
The other one rolled her eyes, brushing her purple hair out of her eyes. As the other one continued giggling, and began bouncing on her butt, the purple haired one smiled at him.
“Hi! You’re wondering who the hell we are, right? Well, don’t go reaching for your gun just yet-”
The other one piped up, grinning evilly. “Yeah, don’t go groping for your magnum!” She snickered.
The other one continued as if she was never interrupted. “-Because Yuki took your guns, just in case you had the urge to shoot us.”
The pink thing leaned closer to him. “We have exactly two days to turn you into a snivelling wreck! I think we can manage that… easily.”
K blinked, before grabbing his ponytail. He wrapped it around his neck, attempting to strangle himself with his own hair. The pink haired one smacked him around the back of the head, before grabbing his ponytail, and yanking on it.
“NO! No committing suicide, you fool!”
The elder girl rolled her eyes. “ANYWAY… I’m Kakkoii Natsuki. Just call me Suki, it’s easier! The pink haired baka yanking you around is-”
“Kakkoii Natsuko desu! But Natsu will do just fine!” Squealed the evil entity attached to his hair. She produced a cat plushie out of nowhere, waving it at him. “This is Koinu-chan! Although, I mostly just call him Inu-chan!”
K freaked out silently, being forcefully reminded of Ryuichi. Just then, the doorbell rang, shattering the awkward silence. Suki went to open the door, and let out a happy yell. She hopped into Ryuichi’s arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. This worried K, as she was wearing a short skirt, but Ryuichi didn’t seem to notice.
“Suki-chan!” He crushed her in a hug, laughing. Hopping around the room, Suki clinging onto him.
Tohma, Yuki, and Shuichi entered the apartment, Tohma glaring at Suki. Suddenly, a loud squeal reverberated through the room. Shuichi looked around to see Natsu launch herself towards him, soundly glomping him, and sending them both crashing to the floor. Shuichi didn’t seem to notice how painfully he landed on his back, instead laughing as Natsu bounced up and down on top of him, giggling. Yuki growled to himself, cracking his knuckles.
Once the four had calmed down, the girls launched themselves at Tohma, who suddenly stopped glaring, and had a terrified look on his face. Natsu squealed in his ear. “Toh-chan!” Suki cackled in his other ear, squeezing his ribs. He cowered in their arms, as Ryuichi and Shuichi snickered to themselves.
Yuki looked between the five of them, confused. Shuichi noticed, and explained. “Yuki, this is Suki-” The purple haired girl waved, before laying her head on Tohma’s shoulder, burying her face in his fur collar. “And Natsu-” The pink haired one flashed the “V” for victory sign from her position on her knees, before snuggling her face into Tohma’s stomach, her arms wrapped around his waist, but under his shirt. “I know Natsu-chan from school, and Ryuichi knows Suki-chan from school. Suki was his tutor, and Natsu is Suki’s sister… make sense?”
Yuki nodded, somewhat dazed. The girls finally took pity on poor Tohma, for now, and let go. Natsu suddenly grinned at Shuichi. “Oi, warumono! You haven’t said anything about the new accessory…” She pointed to her lip ring.
Shuichi grinned. “Cool!” He reached out, pulling on the lip ring. He cringed, thoroughly grossed out, as he managed to pull the entire right side of her bottom lip downwards. Natsu snickered at his look.
Suki smiled. “That’s a good point! Ryu-love, how do you like my new tattoo?” She turned, pointing to her left shoulder blade, where a Kumagorou tattoo was visible above the top of her corset.
Ryuichi squealed loudly, rushing over for a closer look. He squinted at the tattoo, checking that every detail was correct. Suddenly, he grinned, planting a wet sloppy kiss directly on the tattoo. Tohma looked ready to explode. The blonde’s usually calm face was red, and he was clenching his fists. Natsu smirked at him, before she noticed K.
As Shuichi had been carrying out his explanation, K had slowly inched his way over to the window. He was about to throw himself out of it, when Natsu spotted him. Her blue eyes narrowed. With a manic cackle, she launched herself at him, catching him around his waist. They hit the floor with a slam, Natsu sat cross-legged on his chest. She pointed a finger in his face. “If you try to do that again, I’ll tie your hair up with pink ribbons, and put you in a dress! And don’t think I won’t do it, because there’s nothing that would amuse me more!”
K nodded slowly as her eyes flashed, almost cowering in the face of such evil. Suki snickered at him, before clapping her hands. “Okay! We have two days for this, so lets get you settled in. Now, there’s five of us, but we only have three bedrooms so-”
“No problem!” Natsu giggled. “Mista K can take the guest room, Ryu-baby can sleep in your room, and the warumono can sleep in my room!”
“NO WAY!” Tohma and Yuki both yelled, scowling.
Natsu blinked innocently. “Why not? Me and Shu-bear used to sleep together all the time in high school…”
Yuki cracked his knuckles, taking a step forward. “Listen you little twerp, there is no way in HELL you’re going to be sleeping with MY fiancée. Dream on, chibi.”
Thunderclouds gathered over Natsu’s head as she glared at him. “DON’T CALL ME SMALL, DAMN YOU! I get enough short jokes from that bitch over there!” She raged, pointing at Suki.
Yuki blinked. “…”
Suki cleared her throat. “ANYWAY… we’ve got to start Mista K’s… training, now. In other words, bye bye blondies! Go on, out! Shoo!” She flapped her hands at them.
The two blondes scowled, before dragging their lovers outside with them.
Yuki scowled at Shuichi and Ryuichi. “You do realise that if either of you even think about letting either of them touch you, we’ll rip off your balls and fry them… right?”
Tohma nodded grimly. “They have no right touching what belongs to us, so don’t you dare let them!”
Shuichi smirked at Tohma. “I belong to you? Well, I can’t say I’m surprised that you feel this way - I mean look at me, I’m hot! - but I’m afraid Yuki’s the only guy for me!”
Ryuichi nodded happily. “Yep. As cool as you are, you have no right even thinking about my balls, Yuki. I know it’s hard not to, but I belong to Tohma… sorry!”
Yuki and Tohma slapped their foreheads. ‘Why? Why do you inflict their stupidity on us, Kami-sama?’
After a few hugs and kisses, the two blondes reluctantly left. Shuichi and Ryuichi bounced back into the apartment, squealing loudly, and discussing the many games they could play. K’s left eye twitched repeatedly, his hands inching towards where he usually kept his guns, before remembering that “the two devil-spawn” had taken them away.
Ryuichi clapped his hands happily. “We’re gonna watch a movie! Come on, K!”
Ryuichi grabbed K’s arm, and hauled him over to the huge couch, sitting him directly in the middle. Suki sat to his left, with Ryuichi plopping down next to her. Natsu sat on K’s other side, leaving Shuichi to get the popcorn, tissues, and the DVD. K blinked at the tissues as Shuichi put the DVD into the player, before sitting next to Natsu. He was tempted to ask what the tissues were for, but was stopped by the movie beginning to play.
His eyes widened in silent horror as he saw the title. “Neko no Ongaeshi”
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A while later, Natsu and Suki were clinging to K, sobbing all over his shirt and muttering about the “Poor Baron”, while Shuichi and Ryuichi wailed on each end of the couch. K was shivering by this time, and closed his eyes. Suddenly, he snapped. “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
He leapt off of the couch, sprinting for the window, fully prepared to crash through the damn thing head-first. Two voices thundered around the room.
“KUMAGOROU BEAM!”
“KOINU BEAM!”
Two plushies shot through the air, both beaning the American in the back of his head. He missed the window, instead slamming face first into the wall. After a moment of silence, he peeled his face off of the wall, turning to face the group of four. He was twitching violently, apparently speechless with rage. He suddenly caught sight of something in Natsuko’s hands.
She grinned evilly, holding up a pink frilly dress. “Remember what I said, Keiko-chan? By the way, don’t get the wrong idea, this isn’t my dress… I ‘borrowed’ it from Yoshiki…. In other words, I took it out of her - her? His? Whatever - wardrobe without asking.”
K tried to become one with the wall as four grinning demons descended on him.
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A very short while later, K sat in front of Natsu’s dressing table, still twitching. He tugged at the pink frilly dress, annoyed that it only just covered his backside, thankful that they had let him keep his boxers on. He shuddered as he looked around Natsu’s room. It was plastered with posters of Shuichi, Ryuichi, and Miyavi. It was disturbing enough having Ryuichi and Shuichi standing in front of you, let alone surrounding you on all four sides!
Natsu advanced on him with a brush, grinning evilly. As she began to brush his hair, still in it’s ponytail, they heard a clunk. Everyone paused, blinking at him. Natsu looked at the others, raising an eyebrow. The others nodded, all lunging at K. They each took a section of his hair, grasping it firmly.
They each shook out their section of hair, and watched as object after object fell from his hair, and hit the floor. They kept shaking his hair, until finally the shower of objects ended. They all looked down in surprise at the huge pile of stuff. Lock picks, handcuffs (which Suki immediately picked up, an evil glint in her eyes), a ball of string, a Nittle Grasper CD (which Ryuichi clutched to his chest with a squeal. “He listens to my CD’s!”), some pens, a jumbo pack of matches (which Natsu grabbed, an unholy light in her eyes.), his house keys, keys for various cars and motorbikes, and a box of Pocky (which Shuichi immediately opened, shoving the sticks down his throat.).
The group glanced up to K, eyeing him weirdly. Natsu shrugged, before once again beginning to brush his hair. Once it was free of knots, she took it out of his ponytail. She pulled out a pair of curling tongs, cackling like a maniac.
As Natsu got to work on K’s hair, Suki, Ryuichi, and Shuichi went downstairs to start making the food, and getting the drinks up together. As they went into the kitchen, Suki noticed that the answering machine had ten messages on it. She shrugged, deciding they could wait, and continued on.
Suki busied herself making Anko Daifuku cakes, Dorayaki, and Dango. She rolled her eyes as she filled a bowl with strawberry Pocky… the things she did for her friends…
As Suki was cooking, Ryuichi snagged Suki’s car keys. He waltzed out of the apartment, heading for the nearest convenience store. When he came back some time later, he had a trunk full of Sake and Asahi, and was grinning.
As this was going on, Shuichi was faithfully searching through the sisters’ CD’s, creating the perfect playlist. Miyavi, Iceman, Antic Café, Bennie K, X Japan, D’espairs Ray, and The Trax. He bounced as he piled more and more CD’s, giggling softly.
Everyone froze as K walked down the stairs in a pink frilly dress, his long blonde hair in ringlets, with a small section of curls gathered at the back with a pink ribbon, and his combat boots. There was a long moment of silence, before Suki burst into laughter, unable to help herself. Shuichi snickered helplessly behind his hands, and Ryuichi blew him a kiss, smirking evilly.
K twitched, stomping over to the couch and throwing himself onto it. He fumed quietly for a moment, ignoring Natsu when she bounded down the stairs after him. Suddenly, an idea hit him like a bolt of lightning. He looked up, smirking at the four idiots. “I’ll make you a deal… I’ll wear this all night, if you guys switch clothes. And I’m not talking about same sex, either! Shuichi and that devil- I mean Natsu can switch, and Ryuichi can switch with the wench- I mean, with Suki.”
They looked at each other, and shrugged. Natsu and Suki began taking off their clothes right there, and K shrieked, diving under a couch cushion. Ryuichi and Shuichi blinked for a second, before shaking their heads and undressing.
A short while later, K emerged from inside the couch, and stared, sweatdropping. Ryuichi grinned as he produced some oranges to put inside of Suki’s halter-top, which he now proudly wore with her skirt. The boots were a little too small, but since he had small feet anyway, it wasn’t much of a problem.
Shuichi stood in Natsu’s black combat trousers, and her black top that had so many slashes in it, you could see the oranges that Shuichi had also shoved down his top. He looked vaguely smug at not having to wear a skirt… again.
Suki smoothed out Ryuichi’s blue jeans, and snickered at how his white t-shirt (complete with giant panda graphic) stretched across her breasts. She reached up to adjust Ryuichi’s green cap, and had to make a grab for the jeans as they attempted to slide to the floor.
Natsu bounced up and down in Shuichi’s pink combats and pale yellow t-shirt. She tied her hair up in a ponytail, before fitting Shuichi’s pink cap on top of her head. She snickered, imitating Shuichi’s usual stance.
Shuichi sauntered over to the stereo system, beginning to play his beloved playlist. As soon as the music began, they all raced for the alcohol.
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A short while later, K sat on the couch once again, biting his nails and twitching. Every now and then, he’d let out a drunken giggle, sounding like the girl he was dressed up as. Shuichi and Ryuichi had sneaked into the sisters’ kitchen, and attempted to find (and steal) all of Natsu’s ramen, and all of Suki’s Pocky.
Suki was stood looking out of the window, smoking a cigarette. She was still dressed in all of Ryuichi’s clothes, but had (somehow) gathered all of her hair up under his cap.
Natsu was in the middle of the room, dancing like a maniac as “Mr. D” pumped out of the speakers. She was also still completely dressed in Shuichi’s stuff.
Suddenly, the door slammed open. Yuki and Tohma stormed in, faces like thunder. Tohma’s eyes blazed angrily as he noticed smoke, and he stomped over to the figure by the window. “Sakuma, how dare you! I’ve told you before, you aren’t allowed to smoke because you’ll damage your voice! I can’t believe you would hurt my feelings by doing something I’ve begged you not to do!”
The figure turned, and Tohma froze. Suki rolled her eyes. “Don’t start snivelling like a little girl, Toh-chan! That’s what K’s for, he‘s been doing it all night!!”
As this was going on, Yuki made his way over to the dancing (short) figure. He wrapped his arms around the figure, clamping them tightly around the figure’s shoulders. He frowned as he felt two soft mounds press against his arms. “When the hell did you grow boobs, brat? Let me guess, you stuck something down your top again?”
Natsu removed herself from his arms, scowling at him. “Nuuu! I was born with ‘em!”
Yuki had a quiet heart attack, vowing to scrub his arms when he got home. The group heard some thumps coming from the kitchen, and walked in to find Shuichi and Ryuichi eating all of Natsu’s ramen, and all of Suki’s Pocky. The sisters’ eyes narrowed.
Meanwhile, as crashes and swears came from the kitchen, K trembled from where he still sat on the couch, hoping that he’d stay forgotten until this whole thing was over. Alas, fate had other plans!
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A short while later, they all sat in a circle, drinking the vast supply of alcohol. Tohma and Yuki still had thunderous scowls on their faces, keeping Shuichi and Ryuichi glued to their sides. K sat boredly, twirling his blonde hair around one finger as he demolished their stash of beer.
An ominous aura began emanating from Shuichi and Natsu, and they grinned evilly at each other. Natsu began cackling insanely, as Shuichi narrowed his eyes at everyone, a demonic smile on his face.
“We’re playing ‘I’ve Never’ now! No arguing, and no backing out! And you all have to tell the truth, or I’ll let Natsu loose on your asses!”
And so, they all sat with their glasses in hand, lots of bottles lined up. Natsu grinned at them. “I’ll go first! I’ve never… slept with a woman!”
Yuki, Tohma, K, Ryuichi, and Shuichi all took a drink. Shuichi gave Yuki a dirty glare, turning his face away. Suki half-raised her glass, before pausing. She frowned, looking over at Shuichi and Ryuichi. “Um… how would you class… ‘it’?” She asked.
Ryuichi shrugged. “Hmm… just take half of a mouthful, instead of a whole one!” Shuichi snickered, and Suki saluted with her glass.
Yuki rolled his eyes, thinking for a moment. “I’ve never… had sex in a toilet stall.”
Shuichi, Ryuichi, Suki, Natsu, Tohma, and K all drank. Yuki blinked, before glaring at Shuichi. “And when the hell was this, you brat?”
Shuichi scratched his head sheepishly. “Well… It was when I was 16, actually…”
Natsu giggled, and Yuki’s glare moved to her. “You know something, you shrew… spill it!”
She smiled. “Well… we were drunk! It just kind of… happened!”
Yuki turned red with rage. “You slept with my Shu-chan?!”
She shrugged. “Hey, I got to him before you did, tight-ass! Besides, what about Tohma and Ryu-baby? I suppose you two went at it in the bathroom at NG, right?”
Tohma shook his head slowly, not looking at Ryuichi. “No… actually, it was with Noriko. But it was a long time ago, and it was only the one time!”
Ryuichi stared at him for a second, before looking away. “Mine was with Suki-chan.”
Natsu’s eyes widened, before she turned to look at her sister. “WHAT?! Why didn’t you tell me, you bitch?! Geez, it’s not like I would have told anyone!”
Suki shrugged, smiling sheepishly. Shuichi cleared his throat. “My turn. I’ve never… cheated on my lover.” He glared at Yuki.
Yuki clenched his fist, and took a drink. He noticed that he was the only one, and scowled. Shuichi’s eyes glazed over with tears, and he stood, swaying. He could never hold his alcohol well. He moved away from Yuki, and ended up falling straight into K’s lap.
K blinked down at him for a moment, before promptly turning into a mother hen. He hugged Shuichi, stroking his hair as he sniffled. He glared at Yuki, muttering to himself ominously. “Bastard… where’s a tank when you need it? How could he…”
K grumbled for a moment longer, before looking around at the others. “I’ll go next. I’ve never… taken it up the ass.”
Shuichi, Ryuichi, Tohma, and Yuki all took a drink, while Natsu and Suki giggled at them. Suddenly, the front door crashed open. “Hooooooney, I’m hooooome!”
Kitazawa Yoshiki grinned, waving happily at Suki. Everyone stared for a moment. K, being very tipsy, frowned. “Hey, where did your boobs go?”
Yoshiki laughed. “I had them… removed! Becoming a woman is too much trouble, and I don’t think my wife would be happy married to a woman!” Suki cooed at him happily, throwing her arms around him tightly.
Everyone stared at the couple, surprised. Suddenly, a squeal filled the air. “Natsu-oba-chan!” Riku shot across the room like a rocket, throwing himself into Natsu’s arms.
She grinned happily, hugging him tightly. “Riku-chan! I missed you, you little squirt!”
Yuki twitched. ‘So Yoshiki’s married to one of the demons from hell, and Riku calls the other one his aunt… somebody shoot me.’
Ryuichi and Shuichi giggled happily, sitting close to Natsu and cooing over Riku. Tohma nervously scooted away from Yuki as the author began twitching violently. Yuki glared over at Shuichi. “Why the hell didn’t you tell me about this?”
Shuichi snorted, scowling at him. “Because it’s none of your damn business, you cheating scumbag!” He staggered to his feet, swaying dangerously. He slipped off his ring, throwing it directly at Yuki’s forehead. It bounced off, rolling towards Tohma, who grabbed it with a shocked look on his face. “I don’t wanna marry you anymore, you… you…” He paused, frowning in deep concentration. “What was I saying? OH YEAH! You cheating scumbag!”
Suddenly, Shuichi began toppling to the floor. Yuki’s arms shot out, catching him before his head smacked into the ground. He scowled… again. “You never can hold your booze.” He grabbed the ring out of Tohma’s hand, and slipped it back onto Shuichi’s finger. “You’re not getting out of it now, you damn brat! I’ve worked long and hard to let you know how I feel, without actually saying anything, or being loving in any way, and you’re not going to mess it up!”
K sat staring at the group, twitching, and whimpering quietly. He noticed that Yoshiki had left the front door open, and something within him snapped. He jumped up, sprinting out of the door, and down the hall. One of the doors opened, and an old man walked out, conveniently blocking K’s path. He scowled, before grabbing the hem of his dress, and pulling the skirt up, flashing the pervy old bastard, who eyes popped out of his head, blood erupting from his nose, sending him shooting back into his apartment, the door slamming shut behind him.
K turned around, seeing that everyone had come out of Suki and Natsu’s apartment, and flashed them, too. “WOOHOO!”
He turned sharply, beginning to sprint away, and smacked straight into a wall. His eyes crossed, and he swayed. ‘Shit…’ He fell to the floor, out cold.
Ryuichi blinked at him, poking him with a foot. “One day down, one to go…”
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Disclaimer: We don't own Gravitation! We wish we did, but it just wasn't meant to be...
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Chapter Two - How to Turn K Into a Shivering Wreck - Part One
As K stormed out of the restaurant, Yuki appeared behind him, a tranquilizer gun in hand. With a gleeful cackle, he shot a dart into K’s backside. As K felt the dart sink into his skin, he bared his teeth. He quickly reached into his hair, grabbing a suicide pill. Shuichi came out of nowhere, tackling him, and pinning him to the ground.
K caught a glimpse of the evil glint in their eyes, before everything went black.
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Some time later
As K began to regain consciousness, he heard giggling. He frowned, hoping Ryuichi hadn’t gotten himself sugar high again. He opened his eyes, to see two strange girls looking at him. The giggling was coming from the one with the hideously bright pink hair. At first, he thought she was Shuichi, but her hair was a more shocking pink. It reminded him of that rockstar… hide.
The other one rolled her eyes, brushing her purple hair out of her eyes. As the other one continued giggling, and began bouncing on her butt, the purple haired one smiled at him.
“Hi! You’re wondering who the hell we are, right? Well, don’t go reaching for your gun just yet-”
The other one piped up, grinning evilly. “Yeah, don’t go groping for your magnum!” She snickered.
The other one continued as if she was never interrupted. “-Because Yuki took your guns, just in case you had the urge to shoot us.”
The pink thing leaned closer to him. “We have exactly two days to turn you into a snivelling wreck! I think we can manage that… easily.”
K blinked, before grabbing his ponytail. He wrapped it around his neck, attempting to strangle himself with his own hair. The pink haired one smacked him around the back of the head, before grabbing his ponytail, and yanking on it.
“NO! No committing suicide, you fool!”
The elder girl rolled her eyes. “ANYWAY… I’m Kakkoii Natsuki. Just call me Suki, it’s easier! The pink haired baka yanking you around is-”
“Kakkoii Natsuko desu! But Natsu will do just fine!” Squealed the evil entity attached to his hair. She produced a cat plushie out of nowhere, waving it at him. “This is Koinu-chan! Although, I mostly just call him Inu-chan!”
K freaked out silently, being forcefully reminded of Ryuichi. Just then, the doorbell rang, shattering the awkward silence. Suki went to open the door, and let out a happy yell. She hopped into Ryuichi’s arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. This worried K, as she was wearing a short skirt, but Ryuichi didn’t seem to notice.
“Suki-chan!” He crushed her in a hug, laughing. Hopping around the room, Suki clinging onto him.
Tohma, Yuki, and Shuichi entered the apartment, Tohma glaring at Suki. Suddenly, a loud squeal reverberated through the room. Shuichi looked around to see Natsu launch herself towards him, soundly glomping him, and sending them both crashing to the floor. Shuichi didn’t seem to notice how painfully he landed on his back, instead laughing as Natsu bounced up and down on top of him, giggling. Yuki growled to himself, cracking his knuckles.
Once the four had calmed down, the girls launched themselves at Tohma, who suddenly stopped glaring, and had a terrified look on his face. Natsu squealed in his ear. “Toh-chan!” Suki cackled in his other ear, squeezing his ribs. He cowered in their arms, as Ryuichi and Shuichi snickered to themselves.
Yuki looked between the five of them, confused. Shuichi noticed, and explained. “Yuki, this is Suki-” The purple haired girl waved, before laying her head on Tohma’s shoulder, burying her face in his fur collar. “And Natsu-” The pink haired one flashed the “V” for victory sign from her position on her knees, before snuggling her face into Tohma’s stomach, her arms wrapped around his waist, but under his shirt. “I know Natsu-chan from school, and Ryuichi knows Suki-chan from school. Suki was his tutor, and Natsu is Suki’s sister… make sense?”
Yuki nodded, somewhat dazed. The girls finally took pity on poor Tohma, for now, and let go. Natsu suddenly grinned at Shuichi. “Oi, warumono! You haven’t said anything about the new accessory…” She pointed to her lip ring.
Shuichi grinned. “Cool!” He reached out, pulling on the lip ring. He cringed, thoroughly grossed out, as he managed to pull the entire right side of her bottom lip downwards. Natsu snickered at his look.
Suki smiled. “That’s a good point! Ryu-love, how do you like my new tattoo?” She turned, pointing to her left shoulder blade, where a Kumagorou tattoo was visible above the top of her corset.
Ryuichi squealed loudly, rushing over for a closer look. He squinted at the tattoo, checking that every detail was correct. Suddenly, he grinned, planting a wet sloppy kiss directly on the tattoo. Tohma looked ready to explode. The blonde’s usually calm face was red, and he was clenching his fists. Natsu smirked at him, before she noticed K.
As Shuichi had been carrying out his explanation, K had slowly inched his way over to the window. He was about to throw himself out of it, when Natsu spotted him. Her blue eyes narrowed. With a manic cackle, she launched herself at him, catching him around his waist. They hit the floor with a slam, Natsu sat cross-legged on his chest. She pointed a finger in his face. “If you try to do that again, I’ll tie your hair up with pink ribbons, and put you in a dress! And don’t think I won’t do it, because there’s nothing that would amuse me more!”
K nodded slowly as her eyes flashed, almost cowering in the face of such evil. Suki snickered at him, before clapping her hands. “Okay! We have two days for this, so lets get you settled in. Now, there’s five of us, but we only have three bedrooms so-”
“No problem!” Natsu giggled. “Mista K can take the guest room, Ryu-baby can sleep in your room, and the warumono can sleep in my room!”
“NO WAY!” Tohma and Yuki both yelled, scowling.
Natsu blinked innocently. “Why not? Me and Shu-bear used to sleep together all the time in high school…”
Yuki cracked his knuckles, taking a step forward. “Listen you little twerp, there is no way in HELL you’re going to be sleeping with MY fiancée. Dream on, chibi.”
Thunderclouds gathered over Natsu’s head as she glared at him. “DON’T CALL ME SMALL, DAMN YOU! I get enough short jokes from that bitch over there!” She raged, pointing at Suki.
Yuki blinked. “…”
Suki cleared her throat. “ANYWAY… we’ve got to start Mista K’s… training, now. In other words, bye bye blondies! Go on, out! Shoo!” She flapped her hands at them.
The two blondes scowled, before dragging their lovers outside with them.
Yuki scowled at Shuichi and Ryuichi. “You do realise that if either of you even think about letting either of them touch you, we’ll rip off your balls and fry them… right?”
Tohma nodded grimly. “They have no right touching what belongs to us, so don’t you dare let them!”
Shuichi smirked at Tohma. “I belong to you? Well, I can’t say I’m surprised that you feel this way - I mean look at me, I’m hot! - but I’m afraid Yuki’s the only guy for me!”
Ryuichi nodded happily. “Yep. As cool as you are, you have no right even thinking about my balls, Yuki. I know it’s hard not to, but I belong to Tohma… sorry!”
Yuki and Tohma slapped their foreheads. ‘Why? Why do you inflict their stupidity on us, Kami-sama?’
After a few hugs and kisses, the two blondes reluctantly left. Shuichi and Ryuichi bounced back into the apartment, squealing loudly, and discussing the many games they could play. K’s left eye twitched repeatedly, his hands inching towards where he usually kept his guns, before remembering that “the two devil-spawn” had taken them away.
Ryuichi clapped his hands happily. “We’re gonna watch a movie! Come on, K!”
Ryuichi grabbed K’s arm, and hauled him over to the huge couch, sitting him directly in the middle. Suki sat to his left, with Ryuichi plopping down next to her. Natsu sat on K’s other side, leaving Shuichi to get the popcorn, tissues, and the DVD. K blinked at the tissues as Shuichi put the DVD into the player, before sitting next to Natsu. He was tempted to ask what the tissues were for, but was stopped by the movie beginning to play.
His eyes widened in silent horror as he saw the title. “Neko no Ongaeshi”
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A while later, Natsu and Suki were clinging to K, sobbing all over his shirt and muttering about the “Poor Baron”, while Shuichi and Ryuichi wailed on each end of the couch. K was shivering by this time, and closed his eyes. Suddenly, he snapped. “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
He leapt off of the couch, sprinting for the window, fully prepared to crash through the damn thing head-first. Two voices thundered around the room.
“KUMAGOROU BEAM!”
“KOINU BEAM!”
Two plushies shot through the air, both beaning the American in the back of his head. He missed the window, instead slamming face first into the wall. After a moment of silence, he peeled his face off of the wall, turning to face the group of four. He was twitching violently, apparently speechless with rage. He suddenly caught sight of something in Natsuko’s hands.
She grinned evilly, holding up a pink frilly dress. “Remember what I said, Keiko-chan? By the way, don’t get the wrong idea, this isn’t my dress… I ‘borrowed’ it from Yoshiki…. In other words, I took it out of her - her? His? Whatever - wardrobe without asking.”
K tried to become one with the wall as four grinning demons descended on him.
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A very short while later, K sat in front of Natsu’s dressing table, still twitching. He tugged at the pink frilly dress, annoyed that it only just covered his backside, thankful that they had let him keep his boxers on. He shuddered as he looked around Natsu’s room. It was plastered with posters of Shuichi, Ryuichi, and Miyavi. It was disturbing enough having Ryuichi and Shuichi standing in front of you, let alone surrounding you on all four sides!
Natsu advanced on him with a brush, grinning evilly. As she began to brush his hair, still in it’s ponytail, they heard a clunk. Everyone paused, blinking at him. Natsu looked at the others, raising an eyebrow. The others nodded, all lunging at K. They each took a section of his hair, grasping it firmly.
They each shook out their section of hair, and watched as object after object fell from his hair, and hit the floor. They kept shaking his hair, until finally the shower of objects ended. They all looked down in surprise at the huge pile of stuff. Lock picks, handcuffs (which Suki immediately picked up, an evil glint in her eyes), a ball of string, a Nittle Grasper CD (which Ryuichi clutched to his chest with a squeal. “He listens to my CD’s!”), some pens, a jumbo pack of matches (which Natsu grabbed, an unholy light in her eyes.), his house keys, keys for various cars and motorbikes, and a box of Pocky (which Shuichi immediately opened, shoving the sticks down his throat.).
The group glanced up to K, eyeing him weirdly. Natsu shrugged, before once again beginning to brush his hair. Once it was free of knots, she took it out of his ponytail. She pulled out a pair of curling tongs, cackling like a maniac.
As Natsu got to work on K’s hair, Suki, Ryuichi, and Shuichi went downstairs to start making the food, and getting the drinks up together. As they went into the kitchen, Suki noticed that the answering machine had ten messages on it. She shrugged, deciding they could wait, and continued on.
Suki busied herself making Anko Daifuku cakes, Dorayaki, and Dango. She rolled her eyes as she filled a bowl with strawberry Pocky… the things she did for her friends…
As Suki was cooking, Ryuichi snagged Suki’s car keys. He waltzed out of the apartment, heading for the nearest convenience store. When he came back some time later, he had a trunk full of Sake and Asahi, and was grinning.
As this was going on, Shuichi was faithfully searching through the sisters’ CD’s, creating the perfect playlist. Miyavi, Iceman, Antic Café, Bennie K, X Japan, D’espairs Ray, and The Trax. He bounced as he piled more and more CD’s, giggling softly.
Everyone froze as K walked down the stairs in a pink frilly dress, his long blonde hair in ringlets, with a small section of curls gathered at the back with a pink ribbon, and his combat boots. There was a long moment of silence, before Suki burst into laughter, unable to help herself. Shuichi snickered helplessly behind his hands, and Ryuichi blew him a kiss, smirking evilly.
K twitched, stomping over to the couch and throwing himself onto it. He fumed quietly for a moment, ignoring Natsu when she bounded down the stairs after him. Suddenly, an idea hit him like a bolt of lightning. He looked up, smirking at the four idiots. “I’ll make you a deal… I’ll wear this all night, if you guys switch clothes. And I’m not talking about same sex, either! Shuichi and that devil- I mean Natsu can switch, and Ryuichi can switch with the wench- I mean, with Suki.”
They looked at each other, and shrugged. Natsu and Suki began taking off their clothes right there, and K shrieked, diving under a couch cushion. Ryuichi and Shuichi blinked for a second, before shaking their heads and undressing.
A short while later, K emerged from inside the couch, and stared, sweatdropping. Ryuichi grinned as he produced some oranges to put inside of Suki’s halter-top, which he now proudly wore with her skirt. The boots were a little too small, but since he had small feet anyway, it wasn’t much of a problem.
Shuichi stood in Natsu’s black combat trousers, and her black top that had so many slashes in it, you could see the oranges that Shuichi had also shoved down his top. He looked vaguely smug at not having to wear a skirt… again.
Suki smoothed out Ryuichi’s blue jeans, and snickered at how his white t-shirt (complete with giant panda graphic) stretched across her breasts. She reached up to adjust Ryuichi’s green cap, and had to make a grab for the jeans as they attempted to slide to the floor.
Natsu bounced up and down in Shuichi’s pink combats and pale yellow t-shirt. She tied her hair up in a ponytail, before fitting Shuichi’s pink cap on top of her head. She snickered, imitating Shuichi’s usual stance.
Shuichi sauntered over to the stereo system, beginning to play his beloved playlist. As soon as the music began, they all raced for the alcohol.
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A short while later, K sat on the couch once again, biting his nails and twitching. Every now and then, he’d let out a drunken giggle, sounding like the girl he was dressed up as. Shuichi and Ryuichi had sneaked into the sisters’ kitchen, and attempted to find (and steal) all of Natsu’s ramen, and all of Suki’s Pocky.
Suki was stood looking out of the window, smoking a cigarette. She was still dressed in all of Ryuichi’s clothes, but had (somehow) gathered all of her hair up under his cap.
Natsu was in the middle of the room, dancing like a maniac as “Mr. D” pumped out of the speakers. She was also still completely dressed in Shuichi’s stuff.
Suddenly, the door slammed open. Yuki and Tohma stormed in, faces like thunder. Tohma’s eyes blazed angrily as he noticed smoke, and he stomped over to the figure by the window. “Sakuma, how dare you! I’ve told you before, you aren’t allowed to smoke because you’ll damage your voice! I can’t believe you would hurt my feelings by doing something I’ve begged you not to do!”
The figure turned, and Tohma froze. Suki rolled her eyes. “Don’t start snivelling like a little girl, Toh-chan! That’s what K’s for, he‘s been doing it all night!!”
As this was going on, Yuki made his way over to the dancing (short) figure. He wrapped his arms around the figure, clamping them tightly around the figure’s shoulders. He frowned as he felt two soft mounds press against his arms. “When the hell did you grow boobs, brat? Let me guess, you stuck something down your top again?”
Natsu removed herself from his arms, scowling at him. “Nuuu! I was born with ‘em!”
Yuki had a quiet heart attack, vowing to scrub his arms when he got home. The group heard some thumps coming from the kitchen, and walked in to find Shuichi and Ryuichi eating all of Natsu’s ramen, and all of Suki’s Pocky. The sisters’ eyes narrowed.
Meanwhile, as crashes and swears came from the kitchen, K trembled from where he still sat on the couch, hoping that he’d stay forgotten until this whole thing was over. Alas, fate had other plans!
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A short while later, they all sat in a circle, drinking the vast supply of alcohol. Tohma and Yuki still had thunderous scowls on their faces, keeping Shuichi and Ryuichi glued to their sides. K sat boredly, twirling his blonde hair around one finger as he demolished their stash of beer.
An ominous aura began emanating from Shuichi and Natsu, and they grinned evilly at each other. Natsu began cackling insanely, as Shuichi narrowed his eyes at everyone, a demonic smile on his face.
“We’re playing ‘I’ve Never’ now! No arguing, and no backing out! And you all have to tell the truth, or I’ll let Natsu loose on your asses!”
And so, they all sat with their glasses in hand, lots of bottles lined up. Natsu grinned at them. “I’ll go first! I’ve never… slept with a woman!”
Yuki, Tohma, K, Ryuichi, and Shuichi all took a drink. Shuichi gave Yuki a dirty glare, turning his face away. Suki half-raised her glass, before pausing. She frowned, looking over at Shuichi and Ryuichi. “Um… how would you class… ‘it’?” She asked.
Ryuichi shrugged. “Hmm… just take half of a mouthful, instead of a whole one!” Shuichi snickered, and Suki saluted with her glass.
Yuki rolled his eyes, thinking for a moment. “I’ve never… had sex in a toilet stall.”
Shuichi, Ryuichi, Suki, Natsu, Tohma, and K all drank. Yuki blinked, before glaring at Shuichi. “And when the hell was this, you brat?”
Shuichi scratched his head sheepishly. “Well… It was when I was 16, actually…”
Natsu giggled, and Yuki’s glare moved to her. “You know something, you shrew… spill it!”
She smiled. “Well… we were drunk! It just kind of… happened!”
Yuki turned red with rage. “You slept with my Shu-chan?!”
She shrugged. “Hey, I got to him before you did, tight-ass! Besides, what about Tohma and Ryu-baby? I suppose you two went at it in the bathroom at NG, right?”
Tohma shook his head slowly, not looking at Ryuichi. “No… actually, it was with Noriko. But it was a long time ago, and it was only the one time!”
Ryuichi stared at him for a second, before looking away. “Mine was with Suki-chan.”
Natsu’s eyes widened, before she turned to look at her sister. “WHAT?! Why didn’t you tell me, you bitch?! Geez, it’s not like I would have told anyone!”
Suki shrugged, smiling sheepishly. Shuichi cleared his throat. “My turn. I’ve never… cheated on my lover.” He glared at Yuki.
Yuki clenched his fist, and took a drink. He noticed that he was the only one, and scowled. Shuichi’s eyes glazed over with tears, and he stood, swaying. He could never hold his alcohol well. He moved away from Yuki, and ended up falling straight into K’s lap.
K blinked down at him for a moment, before promptly turning into a mother hen. He hugged Shuichi, stroking his hair as he sniffled. He glared at Yuki, muttering to himself ominously. “Bastard… where’s a tank when you need it? How could he…”
K grumbled for a moment longer, before looking around at the others. “I’ll go next. I’ve never… taken it up the ass.”
Shuichi, Ryuichi, Tohma, and Yuki all took a drink, while Natsu and Suki giggled at them. Suddenly, the front door crashed open. “Hooooooney, I’m hooooome!”
Kitazawa Yoshiki grinned, waving happily at Suki. Everyone stared for a moment. K, being very tipsy, frowned. “Hey, where did your boobs go?”
Yoshiki laughed. “I had them… removed! Becoming a woman is too much trouble, and I don’t think my wife would be happy married to a woman!” Suki cooed at him happily, throwing her arms around him tightly.
Everyone stared at the couple, surprised. Suddenly, a squeal filled the air. “Natsu-oba-chan!” Riku shot across the room like a rocket, throwing himself into Natsu’s arms.
She grinned happily, hugging him tightly. “Riku-chan! I missed you, you little squirt!”
Yuki twitched. ‘So Yoshiki’s married to one of the demons from hell, and Riku calls the other one his aunt… somebody shoot me.’
Ryuichi and Shuichi giggled happily, sitting close to Natsu and cooing over Riku. Tohma nervously scooted away from Yuki as the author began twitching violently. Yuki glared over at Shuichi. “Why the hell didn’t you tell me about this?”
Shuichi snorted, scowling at him. “Because it’s none of your damn business, you cheating scumbag!” He staggered to his feet, swaying dangerously. He slipped off his ring, throwing it directly at Yuki’s forehead. It bounced off, rolling towards Tohma, who grabbed it with a shocked look on his face. “I don’t wanna marry you anymore, you… you…” He paused, frowning in deep concentration. “What was I saying? OH YEAH! You cheating scumbag!”
Suddenly, Shuichi began toppling to the floor. Yuki’s arms shot out, catching him before his head smacked into the ground. He scowled… again. “You never can hold your booze.” He grabbed the ring out of Tohma’s hand, and slipped it back onto Shuichi’s finger. “You’re not getting out of it now, you damn brat! I’ve worked long and hard to let you know how I feel, without actually saying anything, or being loving in any way, and you’re not going to mess it up!”
K sat staring at the group, twitching, and whimpering quietly. He noticed that Yoshiki had left the front door open, and something within him snapped. He jumped up, sprinting out of the door, and down the hall. One of the doors opened, and an old man walked out, conveniently blocking K’s path. He scowled, before grabbing the hem of his dress, and pulling the skirt up, flashing the pervy old bastard, who eyes popped out of his head, blood erupting from his nose, sending him shooting back into his apartment, the door slamming shut behind him.
K turned around, seeing that everyone had come out of Suki and Natsu’s apartment, and flashed them, too. “WOOHOO!”
He turned sharply, beginning to sprint away, and smacked straight into a wall. His eyes crossed, and he swayed. ‘Shit…’ He fell to the floor, out cold.
Ryuichi blinked at him, poking him with a foot. “One day down, one to go…”
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