Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ The Other Half ❯ What the Hell?!?!?!?! ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: KissEternal 
Shuichi awakens to a lil' surprise.
Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.13.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 660 | Status: Completed
Shuichi awakens to a lil' surprise.
Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.13.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 660 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone from Gravitation...........except my Shuichi I have in my closet...Hehehehehe.....
Ch.1: What The Hell?!?!
Red candles were arranged in a circle in the floor. A hooded figured garbed in black sat in the middle of said circle chanting. The room smelled of cinnamon and another indescribable scent that hung in the air. A small, black cauldron sat in front of the hooded figure as it continued to chant. The chanting grew louder, to the point of shouting. Gray fog rose from the cauldron as the chanting continued. The chanting grew quieter as the hooded figure whispered the name of the victim. "Shuichi". As it spoke the name the gray fog turned bright pink, exploded in bright flecks of pink, then disappeared from the room.
The figure crawled clumsily to a book lying outside of the candle circle. Smiling, it removed the hood to reveal two bright red eyes as wavy brown hair fell to her back.
"Hehehehehe...Let's see what I have to do now.", the girl's bright red eyes scanned over a paragraph on the pages lying open in the book. Her eyes widened in realization as her mouth dropped open .
"Uh-oh."
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Shuichi rolled over angrily and smacked the alarm clock to shut it up and not wake Yuki. He yawned sleepily and scratched his butt as he made his way to the bathroom. He stretched in the darkness of the room before flicking on the lights . Blinded by the sudden increase of light, he somehow made it to the toilet. He sleepily pulled sown his pants continued to relive himself.......only to have it run down his legs.
Suddenly awakened by the warmth on his lower body, he looked down to see what's going on. His eyes widened to the size of CDs as he stared down.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!"
Shuichi felt all around but couldn't find what he had lost. He pulled up his pants in a hurry, almost falling as he made his way to the mirror. What he saw made him want to wet his pants.
"What the.....what's going on....how is......and where's my......." Shuichi said as he ran his fingers through his pink hair that now fell to his bottom. "And my voice. WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!?!?!" Shuichi yelled in his newly acquired feminine voice. " What do I do? I know I'll tell Yuki." Shuichi made his way to the door but decided against as he touched the knob. "Eep. What am I gonna do. I need to get help from someone a lil’ more.....open-minded.” Shuichi stalked the bathroom with his hand on his chin as he thought. “I know!!!” , he said as he jumped and ran out the bathroom. He tip-toed down the hallway and into the bedroom praying that Yuki wouldn’t wake up. He grabbed the first pair of pants and shirt he could find and quickly tip-toed out the bedroom. He grabbed his shoes and ran out the door and down the stair as quickly as he could (A/N: which is pretty fast. C’mon. It’s Shuichi we’re talking about).
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“Yes?”, Hiro asked as he opened the door.
“Hiro....I have a lil’..........problem.” Shuichi said in a tiny voice.
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“WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!”, Shuichi yelled as Hiro gasped for breath on the bed.
“I’m sorry.....I’m sorry.....I’m sorry but....” Hiro burst into another fit of laughter. ‘And here i thought he’d be open-minded.’ Shuichi thought with a sigh.
After Hiro had first gotten over the initial shock when he first saw Shuichi he fell to the floor laughing and had been like that for the past ten minutes.
“Okay...okay....I’m alright.”
“Great to hear it. Now help me”
“Okay. When did you first notice you were like this.”
“This morning. In the bathroom. I realized I didn’t have my......”, Shuichi trailed off looking down.
Hiro raised an eyebrow, “Oh really? Let’s see it then.”
“WHAT?!?!?!” Shuichi yelled as his head shot up.
“You heard me. Drop the pants. I wanna see what we’re dealing with here.” Hiro said smiling.
“.....”, Shuichi blushed crimson before grabbing the waist of his pants and mumbling, “You’re lucky you’re my best friend.”
“The shirt, too.”
“Eechi.”, Shuichi said as he took off his shirt.
“Wow. Whatever happened to you sure did a number on you.”, Hiro said, trying to not laugh.
“Very funny. you had enough yet?”, Shuichi said impatiently
“Yes. Plenty.”
Shuichi spat his tongue out at him as he pulled his shirt back on, “So what do we do? Got any ideas?”
“I think we should enlist the help of others.” Hiro smiled evilly.
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“QUIT LAUGHING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!”, Shuichi yelled as he pulled his shirt and pants back on. He blushed bright red as he thought, ‘Very funny, Hiro.’
“Okay....okay.....okay...o”, K couldn’t finish his sentence as he fell to the floor in another fit of laughter.
Shuichi looked over to Hiro who was smiling from ear to ear. “ARE YOU GUYS GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?!?!?!?!”
“Yeah yeah yeah......just....give us a sec......”, Tohma said holding back giggles.
“C’mon!!!! Be serious you guys. This isn’t funny.”, Shuichi whined.
“Yes it is. You just don’t see it.”, Noriko said smiling.
Shuichi pouted in a corner until everyone stopped laughing. When they had gotten there no one believed tem until Hiro pulled off Shuichi’s shirt. Not being satisfied with just that Shuichi was forced to repeat his stunt that he did at Hiro’s. When everyone finally calmed down and the jokes stopped flying, they sat in a circle to try to figure out a solution.
“Well, first things first.”, Tohma said as he pulled out his cell phone and walked out the room.
“Anyway. You say you woke up like this, Shuichi?”, K said to the feminine Shuichi.
“Uh-huh. I woke up with no dick and freaked out.” Shuichi said around a piece of Pocky.
“I’m sure we can all relate.”
“Sarcasm.”
“Yep.”
“Maybe it’s some kind of allergic reaction.”, Sakano shrugged.
“Yeah. Maybe I ate some bad ramen and woke up with these,”, Shuichi grabbed his enlarged chest for effect.
“It’s plausible.”
“....”
“Then again, maybe not.” Sakano sweatdropped.
The group continued to think and give suggestions, but nothing made sense (A/N: I doubt it would. If I woke up with a......yeah. I’d DEFINATELY blame it on bad fish............yeah right.).
The door flew open to reveal Mika holding a bag under her arm. “Okay. Where is he?”, she asked looking around, “What the....”
*-*-*-*-*-*
‘At least she’s not laughing.’ Shuichi though as Mika circled him repeatedly.
“Wow. Who would have ever known you’d make such a hot girl, Shindou-kun....uh...-chan....whatever.”
“Can you help me or not?” , He complained as her redressed.
“Whoa. I’m not here to help. I’m just here to provide .” Mika set the bag in front of them of began to unzip it, “When Tohma told me that you were a girl I though he was making a joke. Then when he told me to bring some of my old clothes I thought ‘He can’t be serious’. Here let me show you some stuff.” Mika pulled out an assortment of feminine objects and tools.
“What the hell am I supposed to do with all this crap....hey what’s this for?”, Shuichi pulled out a tampon from it’s box.
“Uhh...,judging by the situation you may need these. See, what you do is.........”, Mika leaned in and whispered in Shuichi’s ear.
Shuichi turned green and backed away from her. “I have to put WHAT WHRE?!?!?!”
“You’ll get used to it trust me.”
“Guys....we gotta fix this and FAST.”
Everyone tried to hold in they’re laughter at Shuichi’s horrified look.
“We’ll try, na no da.” Ryuichi smiled at him.
“Well, I think the next thing you need to do,” Mika said getting up to leave, “ is tell Yuki.”
“Yeah. I guess that would be best. C’mon Hiro.”
“What why me? He’s you’re boyfriend.” Hiro said as Shuichi dragged him out the room.
“Because I need moral support and probably a witness.”
“......” Hiro gave up and walked out with him
“GOOD LUCK!!!!!”, Everyone else yelled from the door.
“We might need it.” Shuichi said as he hopped onto the motorcycle behind Hiro.
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YATTA!!!!! First chap of my 2ND fic. So proud. Hehehehehehehe. Anyway I’m on such a roll that I’m starting the next chap today. It’ll be up soon. Hehehehehehe. As you can see in the summary, my inspiration was the movie THE HOT CHICK. I just thought this up in my sleep and finally got around to writing it. I’m so creative.
To clear this up now: I KNOW NOTHING OF MAGIC. I just made it up as I wrote. So please don’t get mad at my inaccuracy. Some of the character’s might be a lil’ OCC, but hey c’mon it’s a comedy fic. Uhhhhh.....what else.......hmm.........I hope my feeble attempts at humor got at least a chuckle out of you. My muse is here but a lil’ off. I’m also continuing my work on my other fic, but the ideas aren’t rollin’ in as well.
Well, this looks like the end of another Author’s Ramblings. I would greatly appreciate reviews and encouragement . Sugoi!!!!
*Peace Love and Pocky!!!*
JA NE!!!
~Kiss Eternal
Ch.1: What The Hell?!?!
Red candles were arranged in a circle in the floor. A hooded figured garbed in black sat in the middle of said circle chanting. The room smelled of cinnamon and another indescribable scent that hung in the air. A small, black cauldron sat in front of the hooded figure as it continued to chant. The chanting grew louder, to the point of shouting. Gray fog rose from the cauldron as the chanting continued. The chanting grew quieter as the hooded figure whispered the name of the victim. "Shuichi". As it spoke the name the gray fog turned bright pink, exploded in bright flecks of pink, then disappeared from the room.
The figure crawled clumsily to a book lying outside of the candle circle. Smiling, it removed the hood to reveal two bright red eyes as wavy brown hair fell to her back.
"Hehehehehe...Let's see what I have to do now.", the girl's bright red eyes scanned over a paragraph on the pages lying open in the book. Her eyes widened in realization as her mouth dropped open .
"Uh-oh."
************************************************************************ ******************
Shuichi rolled over angrily and smacked the alarm clock to shut it up and not wake Yuki. He yawned sleepily and scratched his butt as he made his way to the bathroom. He stretched in the darkness of the room before flicking on the lights . Blinded by the sudden increase of light, he somehow made it to the toilet. He sleepily pulled sown his pants continued to relive himself.......only to have it run down his legs.
Suddenly awakened by the warmth on his lower body, he looked down to see what's going on. His eyes widened to the size of CDs as he stared down.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!"
Shuichi felt all around but couldn't find what he had lost. He pulled up his pants in a hurry, almost falling as he made his way to the mirror. What he saw made him want to wet his pants.
"What the.....what's going on....how is......and where's my......." Shuichi said as he ran his fingers through his pink hair that now fell to his bottom. "And my voice. WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!?!?!" Shuichi yelled in his newly acquired feminine voice. " What do I do? I know I'll tell Yuki." Shuichi made his way to the door but decided against as he touched the knob. "Eep. What am I gonna do. I need to get help from someone a lil’ more.....open-minded.” Shuichi stalked the bathroom with his hand on his chin as he thought. “I know!!!” , he said as he jumped and ran out the bathroom. He tip-toed down the hallway and into the bedroom praying that Yuki wouldn’t wake up. He grabbed the first pair of pants and shirt he could find and quickly tip-toed out the bedroom. He grabbed his shoes and ran out the door and down the stair as quickly as he could (A/N: which is pretty fast. C’mon. It’s Shuichi we’re talking about).
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
“Yes?”, Hiro asked as he opened the door.
“Hiro....I have a lil’..........problem.” Shuichi said in a tiny voice.
*-*-*-*-*-*
“WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!”, Shuichi yelled as Hiro gasped for breath on the bed.
“I’m sorry.....I’m sorry.....I’m sorry but....” Hiro burst into another fit of laughter. ‘And here i thought he’d be open-minded.’ Shuichi thought with a sigh.
After Hiro had first gotten over the initial shock when he first saw Shuichi he fell to the floor laughing and had been like that for the past ten minutes.
“Okay...okay....I’m alright.”
“Great to hear it. Now help me”
“Okay. When did you first notice you were like this.”
“This morning. In the bathroom. I realized I didn’t have my......”, Shuichi trailed off looking down.
Hiro raised an eyebrow, “Oh really? Let’s see it then.”
“WHAT?!?!?!” Shuichi yelled as his head shot up.
“You heard me. Drop the pants. I wanna see what we’re dealing with here.” Hiro said smiling.
“.....”, Shuichi blushed crimson before grabbing the waist of his pants and mumbling, “You’re lucky you’re my best friend.”
“The shirt, too.”
“Eechi.”, Shuichi said as he took off his shirt.
“Wow. Whatever happened to you sure did a number on you.”, Hiro said, trying to not laugh.
“Very funny. you had enough yet?”, Shuichi said impatiently
“Yes. Plenty.”
Shuichi spat his tongue out at him as he pulled his shirt back on, “So what do we do? Got any ideas?”
“I think we should enlist the help of others.” Hiro smiled evilly.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
“QUIT LAUGHING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!”, Shuichi yelled as he pulled his shirt and pants back on. He blushed bright red as he thought, ‘Very funny, Hiro.’
“Okay....okay.....okay...o”, K couldn’t finish his sentence as he fell to the floor in another fit of laughter.
Shuichi looked over to Hiro who was smiling from ear to ear. “ARE YOU GUYS GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?!?!?!?!”
“Yeah yeah yeah......just....give us a sec......”, Tohma said holding back giggles.
“C’mon!!!! Be serious you guys. This isn’t funny.”, Shuichi whined.
“Yes it is. You just don’t see it.”, Noriko said smiling.
Shuichi pouted in a corner until everyone stopped laughing. When they had gotten there no one believed tem until Hiro pulled off Shuichi’s shirt. Not being satisfied with just that Shuichi was forced to repeat his stunt that he did at Hiro’s. When everyone finally calmed down and the jokes stopped flying, they sat in a circle to try to figure out a solution.
“Well, first things first.”, Tohma said as he pulled out his cell phone and walked out the room.
“Anyway. You say you woke up like this, Shuichi?”, K said to the feminine Shuichi.
“Uh-huh. I woke up with no dick and freaked out.” Shuichi said around a piece of Pocky.
“I’m sure we can all relate.”
“Sarcasm.”
“Yep.”
“Maybe it’s some kind of allergic reaction.”, Sakano shrugged.
“Yeah. Maybe I ate some bad ramen and woke up with these,”, Shuichi grabbed his enlarged chest for effect.
“It’s plausible.”
“....”
“Then again, maybe not.” Sakano sweatdropped.
The group continued to think and give suggestions, but nothing made sense (A/N: I doubt it would. If I woke up with a......yeah. I’d DEFINATELY blame it on bad fish............yeah right.).
The door flew open to reveal Mika holding a bag under her arm. “Okay. Where is he?”, she asked looking around, “What the....”
*-*-*-*-*-*
‘At least she’s not laughing.’ Shuichi though as Mika circled him repeatedly.
“Wow. Who would have ever known you’d make such a hot girl, Shindou-kun....uh...-chan....whatever.”
“Can you help me or not?” , He complained as her redressed.
“Whoa. I’m not here to help. I’m just here to provide .” Mika set the bag in front of them of began to unzip it, “When Tohma told me that you were a girl I though he was making a joke. Then when he told me to bring some of my old clothes I thought ‘He can’t be serious’. Here let me show you some stuff.” Mika pulled out an assortment of feminine objects and tools.
“What the hell am I supposed to do with all this crap....hey what’s this for?”, Shuichi pulled out a tampon from it’s box.
“Uhh...,judging by the situation you may need these. See, what you do is.........”, Mika leaned in and whispered in Shuichi’s ear.
Shuichi turned green and backed away from her. “I have to put WHAT WHRE?!?!?!”
“You’ll get used to it trust me.”
“Guys....we gotta fix this and FAST.”
Everyone tried to hold in they’re laughter at Shuichi’s horrified look.
“We’ll try, na no da.” Ryuichi smiled at him.
“Well, I think the next thing you need to do,” Mika said getting up to leave, “ is tell Yuki.”
“Yeah. I guess that would be best. C’mon Hiro.”
“What why me? He’s you’re boyfriend.” Hiro said as Shuichi dragged him out the room.
“Because I need moral support and probably a witness.”
“......” Hiro gave up and walked out with him
“GOOD LUCK!!!!!”, Everyone else yelled from the door.
“We might need it.” Shuichi said as he hopped onto the motorcycle behind Hiro.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*
YATTA!!!!! First chap of my 2ND fic. So proud. Hehehehehehehe. Anyway I’m on such a roll that I’m starting the next chap today. It’ll be up soon. Hehehehehehe. As you can see in the summary, my inspiration was the movie THE HOT CHICK. I just thought this up in my sleep and finally got around to writing it. I’m so creative.
To clear this up now: I KNOW NOTHING OF MAGIC. I just made it up as I wrote. So please don’t get mad at my inaccuracy. Some of the character’s might be a lil’ OCC, but hey c’mon it’s a comedy fic. Uhhhhh.....what else.......hmm.........I hope my feeble attempts at humor got at least a chuckle out of you. My muse is here but a lil’ off. I’m also continuing my work on my other fic, but the ideas aren’t rollin’ in as well.
Well, this looks like the end of another Author’s Ramblings. I would greatly appreciate reviews and encouragement . Sugoi!!!!
*Peace Love and Pocky!!!*
JA NE!!!
~Kiss Eternal