Gravitation Fan Fiction ❯ Yuki's Nightmare ❯ Day 5 ( Chapter 4 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: ChibiGirlXD 
Heh.. The fifth day.. XP
A bit of a time skip here XD
Very short, half a chapter really, just for laughs XD
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.30.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 437 | Status: Work In Progress
Heh.. The fifth day.. XP
A bit of a time skip here XD
Very short, half a chapter really, just for laughs XD
Anime/Manga: Gravitation Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.30.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 437 | Status: Work In Progress
Author's Note:
Heh.. So this isn't the doctor chapter like I said before XP Sorry.. XP
It's just that I suddenly got this idea and it wouldn't leave me alone... But it's short, more like half a chapter XD
So here it goes!:
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Chapter 4(.5) – Day 5
It was the fifth day. The fifth day since Shuichi first started throwing up. The pills Yuki got for his little lover worked very well – his temperature went back to normal just yesterday. After Yuki fixed them up some light lunch, he had to go meet with Mizuki for some interview-related thing. Shuichi saw this as a perfect opportunity to ask Yuki to borrow his laptop. Then he pleaded. Then he begged, on his knees, with tears in his eyes. Eventually, Yuki shouted “Fine! Fine, but only half an hour! I'll be back in 40 minutes and if I see you've done something with it...” He let the threat hang in the air. But these last words had no effect on his idiot, who jumped up, hugged the taller man tightly and screamed in a quieter-than-normal voice,
'Yaaaaaayy!!!” Thank you so much Yuki!!! I love you!!!”
“Yeah, yeah...” The writer grumbled, annoyed, and went to his study to put in the password. “But you're forbidden from touching anything else in this room! You understand, brat?! I still haven't completely forgiven you for demolishing my precious study the last time. If you leave even one stinky strand of hair here, I'll strangle you to death.” But Shuichi wasn't listening anymore. He was happily – and very carefully – surfing the net on Yuki's precious computer. The older man sighed irritably and went off to meet with his editor. He'd have to make it quick.
--35 minutes later--
A blood-curling scream resounded through the neighborhood just as Yuki entered the house and he immediately wen to the source of the said scream. He entered his study to find Shuichi looking at the computer screen with the most interesting expression – his face expressed panic, confusion, joy, fear, understanding and, most of all, huge shock. Apparently, he was in very deep thought since he didn't notice the author's arrival and when Yuki asked Shuichi what the brat was screaming about, he jumped in his seat and whipped his head to the side to look up at Yuki.
“Yuuuukiiii!!!!!!!!” He jumped up and ran to his lover, squeezing the life out of him.“Waaaahh!!! Yuuukii!! You won't believe this!!!” He wailed into the novelist's shirt, making it all wet. Yuki somehow managed to pull the boy's head away a bit and looked at the singer with slight disgust.
“You're right. I probably won't believe you. So don't fuck around and tell me what you've done to my laptop.”
“That's not iiitt!!! I haven't done anything to your laptop!”
“Then what the fuck was that scream I just heard? And what are you babbling on about?!” The blonde's mood was plummeting down second by second, too close to the red zone.
“Yes! Okay! Um! Uh! Um! Sit down! Yes, you better... Better sit down for this.” Shuichi was trying really hard to think straight. Yuki growled with irritation but sat down in the chair his lover just left to speed up the process. Shuichi took a deep breath and curled up across Yuki's lap. The writer growled but didn't say anything and didn't try to throw him off so Shuichi took this as a very good sign. “Well...” he gulped “I suppose I'll start from the beginning. You see... So a few minutes before you came in, I got sick again... And-”
“Did you wash your hands?”
“What?”
“Did you wash your hands before you touched my laptop again?”
“. . .”
“Well did you?”
“Yes! But listen to what I'm trying to tell you!”
“Fine”
“Anyway... Back to what I was saying! So I got sick and then I came back and thought 'Hey, maybe I should see what's wrong with me and how to cure it?' Cause you know that the internet has answers to everything! If you go to google, you can type in something and it will finish the sentence for you! Like if you type in 'How do I' there's stuff like 'How do I have sex?' but I don't think anyone that surfs the net doesn't know that, it must be for really stupid people, or if you type in 'Why am I', there's stuff like 'Why am I always the cow?' Which doesn't make any sense cause-”
“Get back to the damn story.” Yuki cut Shuichi off, feeling his temper rising again.
“Ah! Right! So anyway, you can find an answer to everything on the internet! So I went to google and typed in 'I vomit every day and feel really tired' and clicked on the first page I saw and Yuki! I-I-I-I'm... I'm pregnant!”
“. . .”
“Yuki..? Yuki, are you mad?”
“Baka. Guys can'tget pregnant. It's physically impossiblefor a man to get pregnant. You don't have the.. Female parts..”
“That's not true, Yuki! That's exactly what I thought! But look!” He pointed to the laptop, where a news site opened up. “HE got pregnant! And HE's a MAN!!!”
“And he's a fucking tranny, idiot! It used to be a woman, she got a sex change!”
“But! But look! He doesn't have any boobs so he's not a woman! He doesn't have those 'female parts'!”
“Yes, she does. She still has her... Her womb... And.. Stuff.. You know..” Shuichi just looked at him with a really confused expression on his face. “You're 20 years old! Don't tell me you didn't have a sex ed class in high school!”
“I... I remember pictures of some weird bug things with tails, swimming to a round cake...” He said, innocently. Yuki stared at him with an expression that was truly rare for the writer – blank. He knew Shuichi was dumb, but to be thatdumb?
“Well...” He started after getting over the small shock, 'You see... Women have certain organs insidethem, you can't see it, and they need those things to get pregnant. You don't have them. You can't get pregnant.”
“How do youknow I don't have them?” The writer's eye twitched a little at that. The damn brat was doing that again. He was being childish and very irritating, though not on purpose.
“Because you have a penis. You can have wither a penis or a vagina, you can't have both!” Yuki didn't see any other way to make the brat understand it. He had to put it in simple terms for the singer to actually get it, had to say the disgusting 'v' word...
“Oh. Then I'm not pregnant..?”
“Of course not. Baka. Now get off, I need to get to work.” Shuichi sighed and slid off his lover's lap reluctantly.
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Ending Notes: Well XP Short, wasn't it? XD Sorry for any typos! Am using spell checker but may have missed some words that were spelled right – but have a different meaning XP. And I really don't wanna go over this, am way to tired.. Just had to upload it though! XD Hehe.. I know it's really, really tempting to write about Shu (or Yuki o.o) having mood swings, and cravings, and driving the other man insane.. So I don't blame anyone writing mpreg fics cause am tempted to do it too! XD XD Probably won't though... XP
Gah, ideas keep getting in my head, they're forcing their way into my mind and take over my hand to put them into words on paper! XD So I'll be uploading a lot more fics soon XP XD My wrist hurts like hell and I feel horrible but don't wanna go study so I may upload the next chapter tonight XD
Thank you for reading, please Review to let me know what you think!
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Chapter 4(.5) – Day 5
It was the fifth day. The fifth day since Shuichi first started throwing up. The pills Yuki got for his little lover worked very well – his temperature went back to normal just yesterday. After Yuki fixed them up some light lunch, he had to go meet with Mizuki for some interview-related thing. Shuichi saw this as a perfect opportunity to ask Yuki to borrow his laptop. Then he pleaded. Then he begged, on his knees, with tears in his eyes. Eventually, Yuki shouted “Fine! Fine, but only half an hour! I'll be back in 40 minutes and if I see you've done something with it...” He let the threat hang in the air. But these last words had no effect on his idiot, who jumped up, hugged the taller man tightly and screamed in a quieter-than-normal voice,
'Yaaaaaayy!!!” Thank you so much Yuki!!! I love you!!!”
“Yeah, yeah...” The writer grumbled, annoyed, and went to his study to put in the password. “But you're forbidden from touching anything else in this room! You understand, brat?! I still haven't completely forgiven you for demolishing my precious study the last time. If you leave even one stinky strand of hair here, I'll strangle you to death.” But Shuichi wasn't listening anymore. He was happily – and very carefully – surfing the net on Yuki's precious computer. The older man sighed irritably and went off to meet with his editor. He'd have to make it quick.
--35 minutes later--
A blood-curling scream resounded through the neighborhood just as Yuki entered the house and he immediately wen to the source of the said scream. He entered his study to find Shuichi looking at the computer screen with the most interesting expression – his face expressed panic, confusion, joy, fear, understanding and, most of all, huge shock. Apparently, he was in very deep thought since he didn't notice the author's arrival and when Yuki asked Shuichi what the brat was screaming about, he jumped in his seat and whipped his head to the side to look up at Yuki.
“Yuuuukiiii!!!!!!!!” He jumped up and ran to his lover, squeezing the life out of him.“Waaaahh!!! Yuuukii!! You won't believe this!!!” He wailed into the novelist's shirt, making it all wet. Yuki somehow managed to pull the boy's head away a bit and looked at the singer with slight disgust.
“You're right. I probably won't believe you. So don't fuck around and tell me what you've done to my laptop.”
“That's not iiitt!!! I haven't done anything to your laptop!”
“Then what the fuck was that scream I just heard? And what are you babbling on about?!” The blonde's mood was plummeting down second by second, too close to the red zone.
“Yes! Okay! Um! Uh! Um! Sit down! Yes, you better... Better sit down for this.” Shuichi was trying really hard to think straight. Yuki growled with irritation but sat down in the chair his lover just left to speed up the process. Shuichi took a deep breath and curled up across Yuki's lap. The writer growled but didn't say anything and didn't try to throw him off so Shuichi took this as a very good sign. “Well...” he gulped “I suppose I'll start from the beginning. You see... So a few minutes before you came in, I got sick again... And-”
“Did you wash your hands?”
“What?”
“Did you wash your hands before you touched my laptop again?”
“. . .”
“Well did you?”
“Yes! But listen to what I'm trying to tell you!”
“Fine”
“Anyway... Back to what I was saying! So I got sick and then I came back and thought 'Hey, maybe I should see what's wrong with me and how to cure it?' Cause you know that the internet has answers to everything! If you go to google, you can type in something and it will finish the sentence for you! Like if you type in 'How do I' there's stuff like 'How do I have sex?' but I don't think anyone that surfs the net doesn't know that, it must be for really stupid people, or if you type in 'Why am I', there's stuff like 'Why am I always the cow?' Which doesn't make any sense cause-”
“Get back to the damn story.” Yuki cut Shuichi off, feeling his temper rising again.
“Ah! Right! So anyway, you can find an answer to everything on the internet! So I went to google and typed in 'I vomit every day and feel really tired' and clicked on the first page I saw and Yuki! I-I-I-I'm... I'm pregnant!”
“. . .”
“Yuki..? Yuki, are you mad?”
“Baka. Guys can'tget pregnant. It's physically impossiblefor a man to get pregnant. You don't have the.. Female parts..”
“That's not true, Yuki! That's exactly what I thought! But look!” He pointed to the laptop, where a news site opened up. “HE got pregnant! And HE's a MAN!!!”
“And he's a fucking tranny, idiot! It used to be a woman, she got a sex change!”
“But! But look! He doesn't have any boobs so he's not a woman! He doesn't have those 'female parts'!”
“Yes, she does. She still has her... Her womb... And.. Stuff.. You know..” Shuichi just looked at him with a really confused expression on his face. “You're 20 years old! Don't tell me you didn't have a sex ed class in high school!”
“I... I remember pictures of some weird bug things with tails, swimming to a round cake...” He said, innocently. Yuki stared at him with an expression that was truly rare for the writer – blank. He knew Shuichi was dumb, but to be thatdumb?
“Well...” He started after getting over the small shock, 'You see... Women have certain organs insidethem, you can't see it, and they need those things to get pregnant. You don't have them. You can't get pregnant.”
“How do youknow I don't have them?” The writer's eye twitched a little at that. The damn brat was doing that again. He was being childish and very irritating, though not on purpose.
“Because you have a penis. You can have wither a penis or a vagina, you can't have both!” Yuki didn't see any other way to make the brat understand it. He had to put it in simple terms for the singer to actually get it, had to say the disgusting 'v' word...
“Oh. Then I'm not pregnant..?”
“Of course not. Baka. Now get off, I need to get to work.” Shuichi sighed and slid off his lover's lap reluctantly.
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Ending Notes: Well XP Short, wasn't it? XD Sorry for any typos! Am using spell checker but may have missed some words that were spelled right – but have a different meaning XP. And I really don't wanna go over this, am way to tired.. Just had to upload it though! XD Hehe.. I know it's really, really tempting to write about Shu (or Yuki o.o) having mood swings, and cravings, and driving the other man insane.. So I don't blame anyone writing mpreg fics cause am tempted to do it too! XD XD Probably won't though... XP
Gah, ideas keep getting in my head, they're forcing their way into my mind and take over my hand to put them into words on paper! XD So I'll be uploading a lot more fics soon XP XD My wrist hurts like hell and I feel horrible but don't wanna go study so I may upload the next chapter tonight XD
Thank you for reading, please Review to let me know what you think!