Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Flame Of Recca Fan Fiction ❯ Interview with People who are better then you! ❯ Interview with People who are better then you! ( One-Shot )

*The Interview People Better then You Show*

The light slowly dims as a tv show stage comes on with a row of chair and excited fans in the audience.
Audience: (hear crickets)
A beautiful woman comes on to the stage as the crowd roars with excitement.
Audience: (blinks)
Host: (coughs)
Wufei (who is to the side of a stage holds up a singe that says "applause.")
Audience: (roars and applauds in excitement)
Host: Hello and Welcome to the "Interview people better then you" show! (smiles and waves her hands to a glowing singe that says "Interview people better then you show")
Audience: (screams and cheers as the singe glows you hear "ooooooooooo")
Host: Any ways I am your host, Relena Peacecraft!
Audience: (goes silent and you suddenly hear a gun shot)
Relena: (screams and dies from the gun shot on stage)
Audience: (cheers loudy)
Heero: (pops up from a random seat and smirks) MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wufei (from the side holds up a singe that says "chant Heero")
Audience: (chants Heero for about 5 minutes)
(After about 5 minutes the director, Quatre comes out)
Quatre: OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOST!
Heero: (comes down to the stage) Mission Complete
Quatre: HEERO YOU KILLED MY HOST YOU BAKA! (takes a microphone and hits heero over the head with it)
Heero: (screams and runs off stage crying like a baby) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Duo Trowa and Wufei: (all blink from backstage at Heero)
Quatre: (yell backstage) WHO WANTS TO HOST??? I NEED A HOST!!!
Duo: (smirks and starts jumping up and down) ooooooo ooooo ME ME ME!!!!!
Quatre: ok fine get out there!
Duo: (runs on stage and looks in the camera) oooooo HI MOM!!!
Audience: (cheers loudly as Duo runs on stage)
Girl in Audience: ooooooo DUO YOU'RE SO SEXY!!!
Duo: (looks up at the girl and winks at her)
Girl in Audience: (faints)
Quatre: (throws a microphone at Duo's head)
Duo: OWWWW!!! (takes the microphone) ok now ladies and gentleman, today we have a wonderful show for you.
(Wufei and Trowa stand on the side of the stage as Quatre bites his nails nervously)
Duo: We've got lots of really spiffy people for you to meet!
Quatre: (faints)
Duo: ok bring out our first guest! (looks around at the door) uhhh who is that??
Wufei: (holds up a card that says "Recca Hanabishi")
Duo: ahhhh yes Recca! Come on out!
Recca: (comes out on the stage and sweatdrops)
Duo: YAY! Ok Recca tell us about yourself
Recca: I am a ninja and Yanagi is my hime
Duo: oooooooo and you looooooove Yanagi don't ya!!!!
Recca: (blinks and blushes) well......
Duo: LETS BRING OUT YANAGI!!!!
Audience: (coughs)
Wufei: (puts the singe that says "coughs" away and pulls out "clap")
Audience: (claps)
Yanagi: (smiles and waves as she walks on stage) hi everyone
Duo: (jumps up) WELCOME YANAGI!!! take a seat and Recca will confess his love to you!!!
Recca: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Yanagi: (blushes) aww Recca-kun
Wufei (holds up a singe that says "awwwww")
Audience: awwwwwwwww!!!
Trowa: (put Quatre on a bed and puts ice on his head)
Quatre: (shivers and shakes)
Duo: (thinks) good thing I drank all that Pepsi (out loud) sooo Recca TIME TO CONFESS!
Recca: I (blushes)
Yanagi: (smiles) Recca-kun
Duo: (quickly dresses up as cupid and gets out a bow and arrow and hits Recca in the head with it)
Recca: (blinks and pull the suction cup arrow off his head) what the???
Duo: ooooo so let me guess then Recca, you don't love Yanagi you love Fuuko ne???
Yanagi: (gasps)
Recca: what the??? NO I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
Duo: oooooooooooo BRING OUT FUUKO KIRISAWA
Fuuko: (is being dragged in by Wufei and Trowa) THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!
Wufei: that's my line.....
Fuuko: well it is!!!!
Duo: (runs over and huggles Fuuko) I LOVE YOU FUUKO-CHAN!!!!
Fuuko: (blinks) uhhhhhhh
Domon: (from the audience sees Fuuko and Duo and begins to cry) FUUKO!!!! (he runs to the stage and kneels infront of her) FUUKO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!
Fuuko: (bonks Domon on the head) DOMON YOU BAKA!!!
Duo: ok ok (still on Fuuko's waist) take a seat you 2
(Domon take a seat next to Recca and Yanagi)
(Fuuko looks at Duo and throws him off and sees Recca and Yanagi)
Fuuko: RECCA!!!!! (runs over and huggles him)
Yanagi: (blinks)
Recca: (sweatdrops) oh %^$#(
Fuuko: what????
Yanagi: (growls) Fuuko!
Fuuko: (sticks her tongue out at Yanagi and sits in Recca's lap) what's wrong? Jealous?
Yanagi: (blinks and blushes) of..of course not!
Recca: I feel so used
Domon: (cries like a baby) FUUUUUUUUKKKKKOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Fuuko: oooooo Recca (glares at Yanagi and nuzzles Recca) I should really be your hime
Yanagi: (snarls) OK $#%&* BRING IT ON!!!!
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Recca: hime......
Duo: OMG!!! THIS IS A AMAZING BREAKTHROUGH AND WHO WILL WIN!!!!
Fuuko: BRING IT!!!!
(Fuuko and Yanagi end up in a fist to fist combat, Fuuko pulls out her fujin and the entire places begins to blow, Yanagi uses her arms to choke Fuuko and Wufei and Trowa come out from the side with tranquilizers and straight jackets. They tie up both girls with them setting them back into their seats after in injecting them each with 2 shots of tranquilizers)
Duo: oooooooooooo that was SWEET!!!!
Domon: ooooooooo my sweet FUUKO-CHAN!!!!!!
Recca: (blinks) oh my god.....
Wufei: (holds up a singe that says "coughs")
Audience: (coughs)
Duo: well ladies and gents we're going to take a commercial break and we'll be right back

(1st commercial: A sweet typical morning song turns on and birds chirp as Trieze stands in a light holding up a small package. "Always remember kids." a few random chibi's run around under him giggling and singing. "Use protection." Trieze smiles as he holds up the package and you hear. "For the manly men! Trogen man!"

2nd commercial: You see Dorthy holding up a Pepsi bottle to her lips. "Hmmmm whenever I need to get away from wars, I drink a ice cold Pepsi." Dorthy drinks the pepsi as you hear in the background "bum bum bum bum bum the joy of Pepsi!")

Quatre: (gets out of his coma and runs out on stage) DUO WHERE'S TOKIYA!?!?!?!?!?
Duo: Tokiya???
(Fuuko and Yanagi blink and sit in their seats)
Trowa and Wufei: (looks around for Tokiya)
Tokiya: (outside the building brings a cigarette to his lips and takes a giant puff) damn bitch
Rest of FoR Cast: (blinks and wait behind stage for their entrances)
Quatre: YOU'RE ON!!!! (hits Duo over the head with the microphone)
Duo: OWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Ok ok!!!!!! And we're back!!!!!
Quatre: YOU HAVEN'T ASKED THEM ANY QUESTIONS FOR A WHILE NOW GET ON WITH IT!!!!! (walks back stage)
Duo: (takes another sip of his pepsi) oh oh riiiiight, ok so our next guest, the rumor has been going around that he and Fuuko have been "going out"
Wufei: (holds up a singe that says "cat calls")
Audience: (cat calls)
Fuuko: (blushes)
Recca and Yanagi: (shake their head)
Domon: (drowns in his own tears) MY FUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Duo: uh yeah please welcome to the show........Tokiya Mikagami!!!!!
Tokiya: (walks on stage and looks at Fuuko and snorts) %#$*@&
Duo: HEY DON'T CALL MY FUUKO THAT!!!!!!
Domon: YOUR FUUKO SHE'S MY FUUKO!!!!!!!
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Fuuko: (some how gets out of the straight jacket) BUT IM RECCA'S FUUKO!!!!
Yanagi: (breaks through her straight jacket) IN YOUR DREAMS #$^%@$
Recca: (sweatdrops)
Tokiya: (takes a seat and looks at everyone else)
Duo: (gets hit with a microphone again thrown by Quatre from back stage) OK OK!!! geeze!!!! So any ways, Tokiya, wanna tell us about yourself???
Tokiya: no
Duo: uh huh ok so then you won't confess your love to Yanagi will ya????
Yanagi: (blinks) uhhhhh
Recca and Tokiya: (sweatdrops)
(suddenly from out of the blue a small boy runs on stage)
Kaoru: I CANT FIND MY TOY!!!!! (cries)
Duo: your toy?????
(entire Hockage Team sweatdrops)
(suddenly the entire show goes black and Kurei stands in a light holding the Kougan Anki)
Kurei: ok im sick of all you peeps talkin, I WILL TAKE OVER THIS SHOW!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Quatre: (very pissed) grrrrrr!!!!!! (drops a stage light on Kurei from above and turns the lights back on shouting) 5 MINUTES 5 MINUTES!!!!!
Trowa and Wufei: (blinks and drag his body off stage)
Duo: so anyways for the last part of our show we will take comments from the audience
Kaoru: (takes a seat next to the rest of Team Hockage)
Girl in Audience from before: DUO DUO OVER HERE BABY!!!!!
Duo: (smirks and walks to the girl in the audience) so what's your comment sweet thing???
Girl: Can I ask Yanagi a question???
Yanagi: (sweatdrops)
Duo: yeah ask
Girl: So Yanagi, how good is Recca in bed??? Is he fast and pleasureful or slow and powerful???
Recca: (sweatdrops)
Yanagi: (blushes)
(Rest of Hockage Team breaks out in laughter)
Duo: (blinks) well..........l that's all the time we have for tonight, till my next show, thank you and good night!!!!!
Girl: HEY!!!!!!
(Everyone on stage runs off stage and the lights go out as the music from the FoR opening plays. After the show)
Duo: THAT WAS KEWL!!!!
Quatre: I think I'm going to shoot myself
Wufei: Hey where's Heero???
Trowa: (opens the door)
Heero: ( in the bathroom he huggles his teddy bear) it's ok Mr. fluffy everything is fine now
All the Gundam Wing boys: oh my god.......

~End,