Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things Go That Way ❯ RP ( One-Shot )

AD: *Inuyasha appears*

Duo: look, it's the white haired kitty person.

IY: Oh no. Not you again...

IY: And who the hell are YOU?!?

Duo: Me? I'm the down right sexy god of death!

IY: *blinks*

Duo: *unzips his pants* want to see how sexy I am?

IY: *turns to Azure-sama* Ok, what the hell did you do with me this time?

AD: Well, I thought it might be fun to have you meet... my friend

Duo: *zips up* Yep! I'm her friend, all right!

IY: *moaning* Oh Kami-sama, please, I don't deserve this...

AD: Tough

Duo: oooh! He moaned! I wanna hear him moan like crazy when I take him!

IY: WHAT THE HELL?!? GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!

Duo: ooh, frisky are we?

Duo: I like frisky men. Rwooor

AD: Um, maybe I should mention that he's... quite gay...

IY: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?

AD: Easily *toothy grin*

Duo: *gets into a ready-to-pounce position*

IY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

IY: *running away*

AD: Better hurry, Duo, he runs fast

Duo: *tugs on his lips to form a grin* you can't run from the god of death! *Kicks his heel and speeds off after Inuyasha*

Duo: C'mere, cutie! *Licks his lips*

AD: *reclines in air* Ah, now for the refreshments...

*Summons popcorn & soda*

IY: YOU MOTHER-FUCKING BASTARD, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IY: And YOU, you damn little dragon, are DEAD once I get away from this freak!!!!!!!!

Duo: *leaps into the air, does a quick somersault and pounces on Inuyasha. Pins him down on the ground and gives a mischievous smirk*

AD: Did I mention, get a room?

IY: *scream of ultimate terror*

Duo: *looks over his shoulder at Azure-sama* honto ni? ^^

IY: I'M STRAIGHT, DAMN IT!!!!!!

AD: *shakes head* If this weren't so funny, it would be very pathetic...

Duo: I'll make you gay once I am done with you, Kitty! *Presses his hips against Inu's and slowly starts to grind*

IY: *in adrenalin-fueled terror, throws Duo off & runs over to Azure-sama*

IY: Please, I'm begging ya, I'll do ANYTHING!!!!! Just keep that freak AWAY from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: *is somehow clinging onto Inu*

AD: Nice limpeting, Duo, and... Anything?

IY: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: *slips a hand down to Inu's crotch and gives it a squeeze*

AD: *turns to Duo* ya know, that's kind of hard to up... got anything better?

Duo: *blinks and tilts head* hm? Are you going to let him screw you?

Duo: Well, why didn't you say so?!

IY: ACK!!! GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THERE!!!!!

AD: Nah...

AD: I can think of better things... *evil, eeeeeeevil grin*

Duo: *takes a peek down Inu's pants* ooooooooooh!

Duo: he has one mighty looking cock!

Duo: I would so love to coat it with my saliva and...Nah, I won't go into details.

IY: *slashing at Duo* GET-OUT-OF-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: *gets cuts here and there but several seconds later they start to heal* ^^

AD: *tsk-ing* Duo, if I bring you someone better, will you stop torturing Inu-chan?

Duo: Like who?

IY: *Now punching Duo's skull, with audible cracking noises*

AD: Naraku...

Duo: *blinks* ^^ I can't die, Kitty.

Duo: Naraku? Who's that?

AD: ... *look of "my century is made"*

AD: Lessee... cuter, sexier, eviler, and... Gay

Duo: *eyes widen* YAY!

Duo: *shoves Inu aside* bring him on!

IY: *whimpers* I feel violated...

AD: Okies! Ok, Inu, you can go now

AD: *teleports IY back, summons Naraku instead*

Duo: Ooh! What should I wear?!

Duo: what should I wear?

Duo: ooooh, boi!

Naraku: *smirks* leather, or nothing at all

Duo: *points to his clothes* made out of velvet, babe

AD: *shakes head* Ok, now you two most certainly need a room...

Naraku: pity... I like leather...

Duo: You can wear leather!

Duo: I don't mind!

Duo: *hugs Azure-sama* waaaai!

AD: *gasping* off... please... breathe...

Duo: o.o;;; oops

Duo: *releases her* ^^

Naraku: kukukukuku, some, leave this annoying little half-breed... let us go make love!!!!!!

AD: *makes a face* Half-breed yourself...

Duo: *salutes* screw making love! It's fuck for me!

Duo: Fuck fest!

Duo: fuck bunnies!

Duo: screw-tunize the ass!

Naraku: *raises an eyebrow* whatever... come, let us depart...

Naraku: *drags Duo into a bedroom*

Duo: To where? *Looks around*

Duo: *is dragged* yaaaaay!

*Slamming sounds*

AD: ... I don't know if I should be thankful, or worried...

Duo: *blink*

*Sounds of hot, passionate sex from bedroom*

*Moaning, screaming, etc coming from the bedroom*

*IY crew appears*

IY: Ok, where's the bastard who was violating me?!?

Miroku: And where's Naraku?

Duo: *is tangled in the soiled sheets and looks up at the ceiling, dazed*

*Particularly loud sounds of moaning and panting*

*Whole IY crew standing there, looking stunned*

IY: ...I think I'm gonna be sick...

*The GW pilots appear out of nowhere*

Trowa: ...?

Quatre: More guests?

AD: Yup.

Heero: *glares* where's that braided boy?

Wufei: Heero, this isn't a good sign.

AD: *points* in there

Heero: *cocks an eyebrow hearing noises*...

Quatre: o.o; oh my!

AD: Have fu~~n!!!

Wufei: DUO!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: *perks up and sweatdrops* oh shit...

AD: *stands a few feet away and waits*

Heero and Wufei: DUO!!! *Barges into the room, knocking the door down*

Miroku: *covers Shippo's eyes*

Duo: *freezes in the position he's in and gives the two a nervous smile* hi?

Wufei: 0_0 WHAT THE....?!

Heero: ....

Miroku: This is not something you should see...

Sango: Forget Shippo, no one should be seeing that!!!!

Duo: ^^;; uhm...I was in need for some ass?

Heero: *goes over to the bed, grabs Duo's hair and drags him out of the room, naked* poor excuse....

AD: *calling from bg* 'in need -of-, not for

Wufei: *gives Naraku a nasty glare and follows Duo and Heero out of the room, spanking Duo's ass on the way*

Everyone: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Naraku: Kukuku, I have succeeded in ruining even more people's lives!

Heero: your punishment....

Duo: and that is...? o.o;

Wufei: We're going to screw you until you bleed.

Quatre: o.0;

Trowa: ///.0;

AD: OK, back in the bedroom you three!!!

AD: No NC-17 ratings here, please!

Heero: We're going up to our bedroom, no need to throw a fit...

Wufei: *impatient! **Grabs the two and heads upstairs*

AD: *snorts*

*Slamming and locking of the door is heard*

AD: *turns to remaining ppl* I wouldn't expect them for a while...

IY crew: o.O

Quatre: one time they didn't come back out of the bedroom until a week later

Trowa: ....one time...two weeks....

AD: Wanna bet a month?

AD: I mean, that perv has some stamina...

AD: Actually, all three of 'em...

Trowa: *nods*

Quatre: ^^;; well er.... yes.

Sango & Kagome: *faint*

Miroku: *stupor*

Trowa: *blinks*

Quatre: I still don't know these people...

Trowa: it's okay, little one.

Miroku: pervert... stamina... *ecchi grin*

Trowa: hentai is best name for them

AD: *glares at the hentai* Trust me, touch me and you'll be begging for your curse to swallow you

Miroku: *innocent look* whatever could you mean, Azure-sama? I am a monk...

Quatre: *tugs on Trowa's hand* Trowa-kun..

Trowa: hai, hai.... *leaves with the blonde*

AD: *glare of death at houshi* Out. Now.

AD: *wakes up Sango & Kagome*

Yamato: (from digimon) *pokes his head into the room* oops o.o wrong anime *leaves*

AD: You guys can leave now

Duo: *comes out of the bedroom all soaked with cum and is naked* whoooo!

IY: *dazed* I'll deal with the bouzu...

Shippo: *blinks* Am I supposed to be seeing this?

Duo: *hair all messed up*

AD: No, sweet, run along now.

Duo: *slides down the banister, leaving a trail of cum*

Shippo: ...ok...

Shippo: *leaves*

Duo: *pounces on Inu to get a nice soft landing*

Duo: Wow! What kind of shampoo do ya use? *Shakes his bare ass*

AD: *grabs Duo before he lands, and tosses back into bedroom*

AD: Shower. Now. Before I take off your manhood.

Duo: AIE!

Duo: *is back into the bedroom*

Duo: *pounced on by both Heero and Wu*

AD: *nods* better

AD: *sees Naraku* you, go screw with them too.

*Another round of screaming are heard*

Naraku: Kukukukuku, gladly...

Heero: Duo, dammit spread your legs!

Naraku: *slinks into bedroom* Hello, boys, may I be of... assistance?

Wufei: *growls* get the hell out of here.

Heero: *wraps his arms around Duo possessively* go get your own.

Naraku: Kukukukuku, and just how do you plan to make me?

Wufei: *grabs his katana from the table and charges towards him* Shi-ne!

Duo: *props himself up with an elbow and blinks* oi, you guys!

Heero: *clamps a hand over Duo's mouth*

Naraku: *does his standard annoying thing, and dodges*

AD: Um, guys...?

AD: Hello?

Wufei: *growls and tries again*

AD: You do realize that no one seems to be able to kill that bastard, right?

Heero: We don't even know where he's from...

Wufei: *snarls* get him out of here! Duo's ours!

Duo: ^^ I feel so loved....

Naraku: *full demonic laughter* you can never defeat me!!

AD: ... *sigh*...

AD: Just a sec.

Wufei: ...eh, he can watch. *Returns to the bed*

*The two start fucking Duo again*

AD: *changes into a full dragon, then ices Naraku and whips him with her tail, shattering him into a million tiny pieces*

IY: *pops head out* what the...?!?

IY: YOU KILLED HIM?!?!?!?!?

AD: *nods*

*Screaming, moaning, AH!*

IY: DAMNIT, HE WAS MINE TO KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*Three GW pilots not even paying attention to anyone and goes on with their business*

AD: *shrugs*

AD: <<tough noogies>>

IY: NYAGH!!!!!!!!!! *Throws self at Azure*

Kagome, Oswari!

Duo: OMG! HEEEEEEEEEROOOO MMPH! *Wufei plunges his cock into Duo's mouth*

*WHUMP*

*And things go that way*