Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Romance ❯ Weird, Wild, and...Wet? ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Anime Romance 02 - Weird, Wild, and...Wet?

Author's note: I do not own any of the anime characters...etc...etc...

Duo slowly wakes up.
"Huh? What happened?"
He then saw Hilde.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Heero wakes up. He feels something grabbing him.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Somewher e far away...
"Woah. What a girlish scream! I hope that girl is okay..."
Girl? Oh! You mean Heero!

Ash and Misty both wake up at the same time...
They jump to opposite ends of the room and faint.

Hilde awakens hearing Duo yell.
"What are you screaming for Duo?...Duo?!"
Hilde faints.

Relena wakes up still in her Sailor Moon costume...
"Heero? What...what happened?!"

Serena wakes up to see Darien. Instead of screaming or something...she hugs him.
"Oh Darien..."

Darien wakes up to see Serena hugging him around the neck.
"Uh...hi Serena. Did you sleep well last night?"

Lita wakes up...
"WHAT?! WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING SLEEPING WITH ME?!
She karate-chops Brock...

"OUCH!" Brock yells as he falls unconscious once again...

"Wow! I actually sketched a Moltres!" Tracy claimed.
Sleep-sketching? Never heard of it...

Rei woke up.
"What happened last night? I've got the biggest migraine ever...

Mena woke up...
"What...WHAT AM I DOING WITH THIS KNIFE?!"
Mena had a knife in her hands that was covered with blood...

Ami woke up...
"Oh thank goodness that was a dream. I would kill myself if I really had gotten a 99."
Ok Ami, we all know you're a superbrain...

Trowa wakes up...
"Ugh...I feel like I was singing. Ack! My voice is gone!"

"Woa what a weird dream! I was in the Barney show! It was fun playing some of those games though..." Quatre said...

"What the...WHY AM I WEARING THIS?! WHERE AM I?! Hey look, I see colorful ponies on the wall..."
Wufei was in a baby's crib with his outfit STILL on...

Everyone ran downstairs...
"THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Everyone yelled at someone.
"Hey, where's Duo?" Hilde asked.
Duo does that little charge sound thing...I don't know what it's called.
"I am the night, I...am...BATMAN!" Duo yelled as he swung across the floor with a black cape on.
Everyone sweatdropped (except the G-boys) at Duo as he crashed into the wall.

"So what do you guys wanna do today?" Rei asked.
"I know I know! We can go to a water park!" Duo said.
"Ummm...sing christmas charols?" Mena suggested.
"It's the middle of July..." Rei said.
"I guess it's the water park then..." Serena said.
"YES! The god of death has done it again!" Duo said as he started doing his victory dance.

"I'm ready to go!"
"Me too!"
"Hmph"
"Aww man, Heero you're no fun." Duo said.
"Parks are for the weak..." Wufei commented.
Duo takes out his pendulum.
"Uhh...let's go!"
(Ok, I'm WAY outa character. Better work on that in my next fanfic...Oh yea, if you're wondering why the party isn't over yet, this party is supposed to last a week. *snickers* What fun...)
Just then...someone breaks through the ceiling.
"Prepare for trouble!"
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation."
"To unite all peoples within our nation"
"To denounce the evil's of truth and love."
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Do you know what they're saying?" Lita asked Ash.
"Not really, but we've kind of gotten used to it."
"JESSIE!"
"JAMES!"
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight"
"Meowth! That's right!"
"Do you guys even have to ruin a party..." Misty asked
"We're the bad guys, what else would you expect?" James replied
Heero takes a gun out.
"Omae o korosu..."
"Ahhhh..." (One of Jessie and James's shrieks. How can you put those things in words?)
They grab hold of each other...like always.
"Hey wait a minute Heero. We could have some fun with them...why don't we let them join us?!" Duo said.
"Are you crazy?! They're Team Rocket!" Misty said.
"Don't forget though, you've got Gundam pilots trained all their lives for battle around you."
"Trained...all...their...lives...for...BATTLE?" Jessie and James said.
"Better believe it." Duo said.
"Please don't hurt us!"
"Come with us instead"
James whines.
"Omae o korosu..."
"We'll go! We'll go!"
"Good"
Wufei comes down the stairs blushing a mile a minute.
Duo instantly falls down laughing his head off.
Serena falls down laughing as well.
All the others, except Heero, Trowa, and Ami, start laughing.
Wufei is wearing hot pink shorts and one of those tube animals...

"Are we there yet?" Duo asked again.
"URASAI!" Wufei yelled.
"Twenty more miles Duo. Try to remember for more than two minutes this time." The kind pilot said.
"Can I drive then?" Duo asked.
"iie"
"Aww...come on...please?" Duo begged the "unibanged" one.
Iie kommento
"Kudasai?" Duo said with puppy-dog eyes.
"Urasai..."
(Note: I'm putting Japanese here so I can practice it. I'm learning little by little off the internet so if I do something wrong please tell me in the reviews. If you need translations then ask in the review)
"Are we there yet..."

Duo jumps out of the car and kisses the ground.
"Finally out of that car!"
Duo looks at the water park.
"Hurricane Harbor! It looks so kawaii"
"Hmph"
"Don't you ever have fun Heero?" Duo asked.
Iie kommento.
Duo sighs.
"Hey, what are we waiting for? Let's go!!!" Serena said.
The group walks over to the entrance.
"What do you mean private party?" Serena asked.
"Can't let you in. This school paid us for the party."
"Aww come on...please?" Duo said with puppy eyes.

Heero takes the bag of money from an unconscious person...

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?" Duo said with bigger puppy eyes.
Heero comes up and hands the bag of money to the person.
"Woa...THANKS A LOT! You can come in...just don't tell anyone about this."
The group walks in.
"Suckers" said a disguised Butch from Team Rocket...

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Duo yelled as he went down Der Stuka.
"You next." A scared Mena said.
"Water slides are for the weak..."
"Hmph."
"Aww come on Heero. We could all use a little fun." Quatre said.
"You first Wufei." A tired Duo said as he got up again.
"Make me."
Duo shoves Wufei down the slide.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!" Wufei screamed...
"Don't forget to yell uncle when you get down!!!" Duo said.

"Will that be all?"
"Yup, thanks." Duo said.
"Here you are. Enjoy your...meal!"
Duo walked away with a ton of junk food in his arms.
"Are you going to eat all that Duo?" Quatre asked.
"Yup."
"Can I have some?! Pretty please?!" Serena asked Duo.
"No. It's all mine! ALL MINE!" Duo said as Serena started yanking on a cotton candy bag.

Meanwhile, Wufei was playing in Hook's Lagoon...

(I know they don't have shooting games there but I felt like adding this...)
"Here's the gun. Good luck."
Heero shot three bulls eyes in less than two seconds.
"WOA! You're pretty good kid. What would you like for a prize?"
Heero points to the big stuffed panda.
"Hey wait a minute. Just three bulls eyes isn't gonna get that. You've gotta hit all five moving targets in bulls eye. They go fast so you only get one chance to hit them."
Heero slaps down three more dollars.
"Thanks kid, good luck."
Heero shoots all bulls eyes...
"How...how...where...who...why...HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!"
Heero took the panda and left.
The person picks up the telephone.
"Hey boss...I QUIT!!!"

Heero gives the panda to Relena.
"Thank you Heero!!! It's so cute!!!" Relena said as she gave a bone-crushing hug to Heero.
Duo was in the background laughing...

"Hey kid, I don't have that much cotton candy..."
"Well then I'll just have to settle with what you've got."
"Here you are then. That'll be fifty bucks."
"FIFTY BUCKS?! Darien, come here please..."

"That was fun. We've gotta go back there again someday."
"Yea, you're right Lita."

"You mean there aren't any more beds?!" Mena asked.
"Nope, sorry." One of Quatre's butlers said.
"All well..." said Lita.
Everyone went to sleep in the same beds...

THE END

Author: That stunk. Worse than I wanted it to come out. Hopefully the next part will be better... I've already got a funny idea. *Laughs evilly* I'm gonna start feeling sorry for these characters soon...