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[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Anime Romance 04 - Truth or Dare?
Everyone woke up and went downstairs.
"What's for breakfast today Quatre?" Duo asked.
"Don't ask me. The chefs make something." Quatre said.
(If you're wondering, Quatre had his house rebuilt. Since he's rich...he paid extra to have the house finished quicker.)
"I'm so hungry I could eat three million bowls of rice..." Serena said.
Everyone sighed of hunger.
The chefs walked through the door and well...they weren't exactly "alive" after the meal.
"Ok so what are we going to do today?" Jessie asked.
"What do you all want to do?" Quatre asked.
"We could play video games..." Mina (don't ask me how to spell her name. I got complaints on the spelling so I'm going with Mina.) suggested.
"We don't have any," said Quatre.
"What do you have?" Lita asked.
"Ummm...nothing..." Quatre replied.
"NOTHING? How can a house this big have nothing to do?!" Duo asked.
"Well, I'm normally out fighting...so I don't really need anything," said Quatre.
"We could play hide-and-go-seek," said Wufei.
Everyone looked at Wufei.
"How bout truth or dare?" said Duo.
"I think we should vote on this." Suggested Ami.
"Hide and go seek?"
No one raised their hand.
"Truth or dare?"
Duo raised his hand.
"One to nothing. Truth or dare."
Everyone sighed...except Duo.
"Ok, we'll start with Duo and end with Wufei."
TRUTH OR DARE! BEGIN!
"Heero, truth or dare?"
"Omae o korosu..."
"Okay...I take that as dare. Umm..." Duo starts laughing.
"Act like a valley girl!" Duo said.
"OMAE O KOROSU. I QUIT!"
"You can't quit. We just started."
Heero started mumbling...
"We can't hear you..."
"Does he even know what a valley girl is?" Quatre asked Relena.
"How should I know? He's always avoiding me"
Heero went to the bathroom...
"Now where's he going?" Duo asked.
Heero came out with make-up on...
"I take that as a yes..." Quatre said.
Relena fainted...
"Like let's go to the mall and like shop till we like drop! It'll be like so totally radical."
Heero ran out the front door barfing.
"Get him!"
Everyone (awake) ran after Heero...
"OMAE O KOROSU! OMAE O KOROSU!"
"Uhh...I think it's the other way around Heero..." Quatre said.
They had tied Heero up. And just to make sure, stuffed him in a timed vault that would let him out in 15 minutes. The vault had "BEWARE THE PSYCHOPATH" written on it.
"Okay, next!" Duo yelled.
"I'll go!" said Serena.
"Truth or dare Ash?"
"...Truth...d...truth." Ash replied
"Hmm..." Serena looked at Misty.
"Do you like her?" Serena asked as she pointed at Misty.
No comment coming from Ash...
Serena started snickering (or whatever she does).
"Umm..." Ash started.
"Remember, you've gotta tell the truth."
Ash ran out the back way.
"Not again..." Duo said as everyone ran after Ash...Misty stayed behind.
"Let me go!!! I've got a lawyer!" Ash screamed.
"Yea right twerp." Said Jessie."
"Just say yes or no and we'll let you go. And it's gotta be the truth."
Ash mumbled...
"What was that?"
"...I'll only tell if Misty isn't here."
Serena shoved Misty out of the room.
"I've got a right to know!" Misty screamed as she banged on the door.
Ash started turning red.
"Yes..." he mumbled.
Serena fell down laughing. Jessie and James joined her on the floor.
"You two are a little young though...don't you think?" Darien asked.
Ash mumbled some more.
Heero's vault opened. He had gotten out of the ropes and the vault himself...
"Good idea!"
Everyone shoved Ash in the "Psychopath" vault.
Misty was let back in the room.
"I'll go next!" said Mina.
"Misty, truth or dare?"
"Umm...truth."
"Do you like Ash?" Mina asked as she started laughing.
Jessie and James laughed harder.
Misty blushed a deep shade of red.
"She does! They both like each other!"
"Both like each other?" Misty asked.
"And...to think...we've been...following...these love...sick...twerps...all...this...time..." said Jessie in between laughs.
"Lovesick twerps?" Misty asked.
"Nothing nothing..." said Mina.
"Next!"
"I'll go." Said Quatre.
Quatre looked around the room studying everyone...
"Hilde, truth or dare?"
"Who me?"
"Who else's name is Hilde..."
"Uhh...dare." Hilde said.
"She must be feeling brave." Duo whispered in Quatre's ear.
"I dare you to...hmmmm" Quatre said.
"I guess he's not the daring type." Lita said to Relena.
"You'd be surprised...He went insane once."
"How would you know?"
"He went to my school for a while."
"Oh..."
"Uh...spin around three times and say Pikachu."
"Hey, you sound like Gary..." Brock said.
Quatre had a confused look on his face.
Hilde stood up and spun around three times.
"Pikachu"
"Not a very good dare Quatre-buddy," said Duo
Quatre sighed.
"Who wants to go next?"
No one raised their hand...
"I'll pick then..." said Duo.
"Uhh...how bout Tracey?"
"Who me?"
"Yea, go ahead."
"Okay...umm...Serena truth or dare?"
"...Truth"
"Uhhh...do you have any other secret crushes besides Darien? And if so, who?"
Serena blushed.
"Serena..." Darien said.
"Yes I do..."
All the Sailor scouts gasped.
"I like...I like... him." She said as she pointed at Trowa.
Everyone screamed...except Trowa. He kept his usual calm, no-emotion, I don't care face.
Serena was blushing a mile a minute.
"Aren't you going to say anything Trowa?" Quatre asked.
No comment...
"That figures..."
"NEXT!" Darien screamed.
"Mamoru-san calm down. I still love you more..."
"I'll go." Hilde said.
"Duo, truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"Umm...I dare you to...stand on top of the roof and do the chicken dance!"
"How dare you..."
Hilde started laughing.
Everyone was outside waiting for the chicken err...I mean Duo to start dancing...
"Anytime now Duo!"
"I'll get you for this!"
"Oh! And don't forget to cluck!"
"Rotten, dirty, no good..."
"We're waiting!"
"All right all right. No one would ever expect the shinigami to do this..."
Duo started dancing.
"We can't hear you cluck!"
Duo starts clucking.
"Bocaaaaaaaack! Boc boc...bocaaaaaack!" (don't ask me how to describe that noise...)
Duo trips on a loose roof...tile...thing...
"Cockledoodledooooo!"
"Fly Duo fly!"
"Chickens can't fly Quatre." Wufei said.
"Oh"
Duo fell off the roof flapping his wings.
"Boc boc boc bocaaaack!" Duo said as he hit the ground.
"That sounded painful..."
"That was painful...try falling down three stories without hurting yourself." Duo said.
Hilde was laughing her head off.
"It's not funny..." Duo said.
(OMG! I forgot this was anime!)
Everyone falls down anime style. They stand up with sweatdrops on their heads.
(There)
"Oh my head...can you stick to the script Ms. Author?" Duo asked.
(:P)
"Ow, I hit my head on something hard..." Serena said.
"Yea...MY head." Rei replied.
"Boy you have a hard head."
"Look who's talking!"
Serena stuck her tongue out at Rei.
Rei stuck her tongue back at Serena.
All the other scouts (and Darien) sweatdropped.
"Ok back to the game." Quatre said.
Everyone falls anime style again.
(*snickers*)
"STOP IT AUTHOR!" Everyone yelled.
(*is rolling on the floor laughing her head off*)
Everyone sweatdropped...
"Ok who's next?" Quatre asked.
"I'll go," said Rei.
"Serena, truth or dare?"
"Hey, I've already gone."
"That doesn't matter."
Serena started pouting. Rei was smiling wickedly.
"You see that," Rei said as she pointed at the cat suit hanging on the wall.
"Hey! That was my Halloween costume!" Quatre yelled.
"It's nothing really big. I'm just gonna make her wear that and act like a cat." Rei said with an evil grin on her face.
Serena got a puppy dog face.
"Knock it off Serena!"
Serena started sniffing.
"You're supposed to be a cat not a dog!"
Serena got teary eyed.
"SERENA!"
Serena started crying...
Fifteen minutes later...
"I'm not doing this..." said Serena in the cat suit.
Rei snickered, "I like your little bell Serena."
Serena glared at Rei.
"But you've got to do it. This is truth or dare."
"Aww...get it over with then," Serena said as she sat down on the floor.
"First of all, say meow."
"Meow." Serena muttered.
"We can't hear you..."
"HISSSSSSSSSSS!" Serena screamed as she jumped at Rei.
"Cat fight! Cat fight!" Duo yelled as he started laughing.
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Hey, I'd better sketch this." Tracey said as he brought out his pad.
Ash was let out of the time vault...
"Hey what's going on here?"
"Cat fight." Duo said as he pointed at Serena and Rei.
"Oh..."
A spider dropped from the ceiling onto Misty's head...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The door broke down...
"What's the trouble?" Blossom asked.
"We heard a scream...I hope nobody's hurt." Bubbles said.
"Where's the bad guy? I wanna kick some butt." Buttercup said.
"? KITTY!" Bubbles screamed.
Bubbles ran over to Serena and Rei. She started petting Serena...
Serena started purring...
Bubbles was laughing.
"So there's no trouble?" Blossom asked Quatre.
"Nope, nothing," Quatre said, "we're only playing truth or dare."
"Oh, ok. Let's go girls!" Blossom said as she and Buttercup went through the ceiling.
"Wait for me!" Bubbles yelled as she went after them.
Everyone looked at each other as to say "What was that?"
"At least it wasn't Barney..." Duo said.
Barney walked through the door.
"I love you...you love me..."
"AHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
Everyone ran outside. Heero got in his Gundam...
"Omae o korosu..." Heero said as he fired his beam cannon at Barney.
"YEAH! ALL HAIL HEERO! BOOM Barney's dead! BOOM Barney's dead!"
Everyone fell down anime style.
(*snicker*)
Heero fired his beam cannon at the author.
(YIPE!)
Heero does his "laugh".
(Afterlife #35...bummer...I'm not kidding it really is afterlife #35! I'm actually keeping count!...And someone tell me why I let him kill me...)
"Alright, who's turn is it?" Lita asked.
"I'll go." Said Brock.
"Trowa, truth or dare?"
No comment...
"Trowa! Say something!" Quatre yelled.
No comment from "the unibanged one"
"Trowa...FINE! I'll answer for him. Dare!" Quatre yelled.
"Ok..." Brock pondered for a while.
"I've got it! I dare you to say something Trowa!"
No comment...
Everyone fell down anime style.
(I didn't do it that time!)
"Even on a dare he won't say anything..."
"I can say something." Trowa said.
Everyone fell down again.
(I didn't do it! I've been framed!)
"Ok, next!"
"How bout me!" Lita yelled.
"Go ahead..."
"Misty, truth or dare?"
"DARE"
"Hmm..." Lita said as she started smiling wickedly.
"I dare you to kiss him!" Lita said as she pointed at Ash...
Both Ash and Misty screamed and fainted.
Lita, Serena, Mina, Jessie, James, and Duo fell down laughing.
"Hey! Now we can put lipstick on Misty!"
Misty woke up.
"Huh...what happened?"
"Misty, you still gotta kiss Ash."
Misty's memory came back...
"NO WAY! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
"I can." Duo said as he took his pendulum (from the first and second episode of this series) out.
Duo hypnotized Misty...
Ash started waking up...
"Hey...what happened?"
Misty ran at Ash with her lips all puckered up.
"AHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUTA HERE!" Ash said as he ran out the front door...actually the door isn't there anymore is it?
"Come back here Ashy-boy!" Misty yelled.
Everyone ran after Ash except for Brock and Tracey who were trying to decide whether Marrill or Vulpix was better.
"Let me go! I won't let her kiss me!" Ash screamed.
"Aww come on...you said you liked her." Jessie teased.
"But I don't want to KISS her yet!"
"Yet?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" James fell down laughing.
"Why did Team Rocket have to join again..."
Just then, a brown haired boy ran up to Jessie and James.
"Can I have your autograph?" The brown haired boy with the Team Rocket costume on asked.
"Uhh...sure kid..." Jessie said.
"What's your name?"
"Mondo."
"Ok kid...here ya go."
"Thank you SO much!!!" Mondo said as he ran off.
"Nice kid..." Jessie said.
"Hey! What happened to the twerp?" Jessie asked.
"...You had him!"
"Great...now we have to go find him again..."
"Ashy-boy! Where are you?!"
(I couldn't resist making Misty say Ashy-boy...I mean it totally fits their relationship doesn't it?)
"There he is! Get him!" Jessie yelled at the group.
Everyone tied Ash up to a tree.
"Ok. Go get him girl!" James said as he started cracking up.
"Don't Misty!" Ash yelled.
"Aww come on Ashy-boy."
Misty kissed Ash on the cheek.
Everyone (except Trowa, Ami, and Heero) fell on the ground laughing.
Ash was blushing harder than anyone ever had.
"Unh...what happened? Oh wait...I don't want to know." Misty said thirty minutes later after seeing Ash blushing.
"Ok, next!"
"Is it my turn?" Relena asked.
"If you wanna." Quatre told her.
"Hey I think that's the first time you said wanna"
"Hey...it is..."
"Heero, truth or dare?"
"Omae o korosu..."
"How many times has he said that to me?" Relena asked the pilots.
The Gundam pilots shrugged.
"Ok...dare then." Relena said.
"Hmmmm..." Relena thought.
"I dare you to...run around the house saying "Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Relena said.
Heero used his infamous death glare on Relena.
Duo was smiling wickedly.
"Well, let's get started Heero." Relena said giggling.
They all started shoving Heero towards the stairs.
"You've gotta go up there too Heero" Relena said.
Heero used his death glare on everyone. Everyone but the Gundam characters backed off.
"I'll repair ZERO for you if you do it." Duo said with a laugh.
"Hmph."
"I'll get info on OZ if you do it" Hilde said.
"..."
"I'll kiss you if you don't do it." Relena said.
"Ok, ok, I'll do it." Heero said.
"We'll be right behind you! Get going now!" Duo said as he shoved Heero upstairs.
"Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Heero screamed at the chefs.
The chefs looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Heero screamed at the maguanak soldiers (or whatever their names are).
"I don't think he would be Quatre's type." Commented one of the soldiers.
"Quatre must be getting weird ideas."
"I think it's you that's weird..."
They started laughing for some odd reason...
"Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Heero yelled at the elders in the house.
"Nurse...help...me...into...my...wheel...chair...before...it's.. .too...late..." One of the elders said.
"Me first!" yelled the rest of them.
Heero went back downstairs.
Everyone was rolling with laughter on the floor.
"Heero...hehehe...you're killing me!" Duo said.
"Was that intended as a pun?" Jessie asked.
"No"
"Oh, ok"
Heero attempted to stab Duo.
"Hey! I didn't mean it literally Heero!" Duo yelled.
"Omae o korosu..."
"Let's just get back to the game you two." Quatre said as he sweatdropped.
"Who wants to go next?" Duo asked.
"Omae o korosu..."
"Heero! Thank you for volunteering!"
"Omae o korosu..."
"Yea...ok...go ahead Heero..."
"Hmph"
Everyone sweatdropped at Heero.
"I know!" Duo yelled as he ran upstairs.
He came back down with a Heero doll.
"Omae o korosu" Duo said with his best impression of Heero's voice.
"Good idea Duo!" Quatre said.
"Yea, I know I'm a genius," Duo said.
"..."
"Omae o korosu..." the real Heero said...or was it the doll?
"Hmph!" Heero said.
"Hmph!" Heero said.
"Omae o korosu..."
"Omae o korosu..."
"Damare yo!"
"Damare yo!"
(ETB: Finally got around to finishing this story... I sound WAAAAAAAY too cheerful... I've gotta introduce my other personalities now...
Jigglypuff: Who said we were YOUR personalities? I'M THE ONE THAT REPRESENTS MY IRL SELF!!!
Angel of Blood: You've got a point there Jigglypuff... *takes out a bag filled with blood and starts eating*
ETB: CAN IT!
Jigglypuff: :P
ETB: :P
AOB: *sweatdrops*
Jigglypuff: :P
ETB: :P
AOB: Well...on with the story!
Evil Ash Ketchum: Hey! You forgot me!!!)
"Ok, let's get on with it. Jessie, truth or dare?"
"Omae o korosu..."
(ETB: Who was that anyway?
AOB: *shrugs*
Jigglypuff: Hehehehehehe)
"Truth"
"Do you and James have something going here?"
"Uh..." Jessie started blushing.
(ETB: If you think this is lame it's cuz we're on a tight schedule. I only type these stories when my parents aren't here. Normally I do it when they go to sleep.)
"Well?"
Jessie and James blushed hard.
"That's a yes!"
"All the Pokemon characters are lovesick!"
"What the?" Ash said.
"You mean..." Misty said.
"She/he?" they both said.
They gave each other Heero's deathglare.
"OMAE O KOROSU!!!" Heero yelled.
"Why the [censor] didn't you tell me?!" they both screamed at each other.
"Probably the same reason you didn't." they both yelled at each other.
"Hmph!"
Jessie and James ran off.
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!"
(EAK: Sorry for getting rid of Team Rocket. I'm a Rocket fan too...but we're running outa ideas here.
AOB: Did we do Ami yet?
Others: Dunno
AOB: *sigh* we'll just put her here then.)
Misty and Ash were sitting at opposite sides of the room trying to ignore each other.
"I think Ami, Trowa, and Wufei are the only ones left." Said Quatre.
"I'll go then. Truth or dare Quatre?" Ami asked.
"Truth"
"Have you ever scored lower than a 90 on a test?"
"Yes...I think"
"You need to study harder..."
"...Okay next!"
Trowa didn't comment.
"Trowa! You're the only one left! We agreed Wufei would go last!" Quatre yelled.
"You go for me then Quatre"
"Uh...okay" Quatre said.
"Wufei truth or dare?"
"...Truth."
"Uhh...did you suck your thumb while the battle was going on?"
Wufei blushed and slowly nodded his head.
The room fell silent.
"Okay Wu-man you're last!"
"Alright, Quatre, truth or dare?"
"Truth...I hope."
"Do you have a special blanket?" Wufei asked hoping to humiliate Quatre as well.
"Actually I do, here it is." Quatre said as he brought his soft flannel blanket out.
"It gives me luck sometimes. Does anyone wanna feel how soft it is?"
"I will!" Duo yelled. He felt the soft flannel.
"Awww...I wish I had one too."
Wufei went to call a psychiatrist.
"Hello doctor? I seem to be the only one that ever gets humiliated...can you help?"
By now it was night-time.
"Good night!" Everyone yelled as they went upstairs to bed. Ash and Misty refused to sleep together...
THE END
(Jigglypuff: AHHH! My dad is coming out! Quick preview of next part: Toddlers to the rescue! Honey, we shrank the characters...and turned them into toddlers too?! I'm not babysitting!
Jigglypuff: Okay he's gone. Damare yo is the "boy" way of saying shut up. Omae o korosu means "I'll kill you" STOP ASKING!!! It's starting to get annoying.)
Everyone woke up and went downstairs.
"What's for breakfast today Quatre?" Duo asked.
"Don't ask me. The chefs make something." Quatre said.
(If you're wondering, Quatre had his house rebuilt. Since he's rich...he paid extra to have the house finished quicker.)
"I'm so hungry I could eat three million bowls of rice..." Serena said.
Everyone sighed of hunger.
The chefs walked through the door and well...they weren't exactly "alive" after the meal.
"Ok so what are we going to do today?" Jessie asked.
"What do you all want to do?" Quatre asked.
"We could play video games..." Mina (don't ask me how to spell her name. I got complaints on the spelling so I'm going with Mina.) suggested.
"We don't have any," said Quatre.
"What do you have?" Lita asked.
"Ummm...nothing..." Quatre replied.
"NOTHING? How can a house this big have nothing to do?!" Duo asked.
"Well, I'm normally out fighting...so I don't really need anything," said Quatre.
"We could play hide-and-go-seek," said Wufei.
Everyone looked at Wufei.
"How bout truth or dare?" said Duo.
"I think we should vote on this." Suggested Ami.
"Hide and go seek?"
No one raised their hand.
"Truth or dare?"
Duo raised his hand.
"One to nothing. Truth or dare."
Everyone sighed...except Duo.
"Ok, we'll start with Duo and end with Wufei."
TRUTH OR DARE! BEGIN!
"Heero, truth or dare?"
"Omae o korosu..."
"Okay...I take that as dare. Umm..." Duo starts laughing.
"Act like a valley girl!" Duo said.
"OMAE O KOROSU. I QUIT!"
"You can't quit. We just started."
Heero started mumbling...
"We can't hear you..."
"Does he even know what a valley girl is?" Quatre asked Relena.
"How should I know? He's always avoiding me"
Heero went to the bathroom...
"Now where's he going?" Duo asked.
Heero came out with make-up on...
"I take that as a yes..." Quatre said.
Relena fainted...
"Like let's go to the mall and like shop till we like drop! It'll be like so totally radical."
Heero ran out the front door barfing.
"Get him!"
Everyone (awake) ran after Heero...
"OMAE O KOROSU! OMAE O KOROSU!"
"Uhh...I think it's the other way around Heero..." Quatre said.
They had tied Heero up. And just to make sure, stuffed him in a timed vault that would let him out in 15 minutes. The vault had "BEWARE THE PSYCHOPATH" written on it.
"Okay, next!" Duo yelled.
"I'll go!" said Serena.
"Truth or dare Ash?"
"...Truth...d...truth." Ash replied
"Hmm..." Serena looked at Misty.
"Do you like her?" Serena asked as she pointed at Misty.
No comment coming from Ash...
Serena started snickering (or whatever she does).
"Umm..." Ash started.
"Remember, you've gotta tell the truth."
Ash ran out the back way.
"Not again..." Duo said as everyone ran after Ash...Misty stayed behind.
"Let me go!!! I've got a lawyer!" Ash screamed.
"Yea right twerp." Said Jessie."
"Just say yes or no and we'll let you go. And it's gotta be the truth."
Ash mumbled...
"What was that?"
"...I'll only tell if Misty isn't here."
Serena shoved Misty out of the room.
"I've got a right to know!" Misty screamed as she banged on the door.
Ash started turning red.
"Yes..." he mumbled.
Serena fell down laughing. Jessie and James joined her on the floor.
"You two are a little young though...don't you think?" Darien asked.
Ash mumbled some more.
Heero's vault opened. He had gotten out of the ropes and the vault himself...
"Good idea!"
Everyone shoved Ash in the "Psychopath" vault.
Misty was let back in the room.
"I'll go next!" said Mina.
"Misty, truth or dare?"
"Umm...truth."
"Do you like Ash?" Mina asked as she started laughing.
Jessie and James laughed harder.
Misty blushed a deep shade of red.
"She does! They both like each other!"
"Both like each other?" Misty asked.
"And...to think...we've been...following...these love...sick...twerps...all...this...time..." said Jessie in between laughs.
"Lovesick twerps?" Misty asked.
"Nothing nothing..." said Mina.
"Next!"
"I'll go." Said Quatre.
Quatre looked around the room studying everyone...
"Hilde, truth or dare?"
"Who me?"
"Who else's name is Hilde..."
"Uhh...dare." Hilde said.
"She must be feeling brave." Duo whispered in Quatre's ear.
"I dare you to...hmmmm" Quatre said.
"I guess he's not the daring type." Lita said to Relena.
"You'd be surprised...He went insane once."
"How would you know?"
"He went to my school for a while."
"Oh..."
"Uh...spin around three times and say Pikachu."
"Hey, you sound like Gary..." Brock said.
Quatre had a confused look on his face.
Hilde stood up and spun around three times.
"Pikachu"
"Not a very good dare Quatre-buddy," said Duo
Quatre sighed.
"Who wants to go next?"
No one raised their hand...
"I'll pick then..." said Duo.
"Uhh...how bout Tracey?"
"Who me?"
"Yea, go ahead."
"Okay...umm...Serena truth or dare?"
"...Truth"
"Uhhh...do you have any other secret crushes besides Darien? And if so, who?"
Serena blushed.
"Serena..." Darien said.
"Yes I do..."
All the Sailor scouts gasped.
"I like...I like... him." She said as she pointed at Trowa.
Everyone screamed...except Trowa. He kept his usual calm, no-emotion, I don't care face.
Serena was blushing a mile a minute.
"Aren't you going to say anything Trowa?" Quatre asked.
No comment...
"That figures..."
"NEXT!" Darien screamed.
"Mamoru-san calm down. I still love you more..."
"I'll go." Hilde said.
"Duo, truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"Umm...I dare you to...stand on top of the roof and do the chicken dance!"
"How dare you..."
Hilde started laughing.
Everyone was outside waiting for the chicken err...I mean Duo to start dancing...
"Anytime now Duo!"
"I'll get you for this!"
"Oh! And don't forget to cluck!"
"Rotten, dirty, no good..."
"We're waiting!"
"All right all right. No one would ever expect the shinigami to do this..."
Duo started dancing.
"We can't hear you cluck!"
Duo starts clucking.
"Bocaaaaaaaack! Boc boc...bocaaaaaack!" (don't ask me how to describe that noise...)
Duo trips on a loose roof...tile...thing...
"Cockledoodledooooo!"
"Fly Duo fly!"
"Chickens can't fly Quatre." Wufei said.
"Oh"
Duo fell off the roof flapping his wings.
"Boc boc boc bocaaaack!" Duo said as he hit the ground.
"That sounded painful..."
"That was painful...try falling down three stories without hurting yourself." Duo said.
Hilde was laughing her head off.
"It's not funny..." Duo said.
(OMG! I forgot this was anime!)
Everyone falls down anime style. They stand up with sweatdrops on their heads.
(There)
"Oh my head...can you stick to the script Ms. Author?" Duo asked.
(:P)
"Ow, I hit my head on something hard..." Serena said.
"Yea...MY head." Rei replied.
"Boy you have a hard head."
"Look who's talking!"
Serena stuck her tongue out at Rei.
Rei stuck her tongue back at Serena.
All the other scouts (and Darien) sweatdropped.
"Ok back to the game." Quatre said.
Everyone falls anime style again.
(*snickers*)
"STOP IT AUTHOR!" Everyone yelled.
(*is rolling on the floor laughing her head off*)
Everyone sweatdropped...
"Ok who's next?" Quatre asked.
"I'll go," said Rei.
"Serena, truth or dare?"
"Hey, I've already gone."
"That doesn't matter."
Serena started pouting. Rei was smiling wickedly.
"You see that," Rei said as she pointed at the cat suit hanging on the wall.
"Hey! That was my Halloween costume!" Quatre yelled.
"It's nothing really big. I'm just gonna make her wear that and act like a cat." Rei said with an evil grin on her face.
Serena got a puppy dog face.
"Knock it off Serena!"
Serena started sniffing.
"You're supposed to be a cat not a dog!"
Serena got teary eyed.
"SERENA!"
Serena started crying...
Fifteen minutes later...
"I'm not doing this..." said Serena in the cat suit.
Rei snickered, "I like your little bell Serena."
Serena glared at Rei.
"But you've got to do it. This is truth or dare."
"Aww...get it over with then," Serena said as she sat down on the floor.
"First of all, say meow."
"Meow." Serena muttered.
"We can't hear you..."
"HISSSSSSSSSSS!" Serena screamed as she jumped at Rei.
"Cat fight! Cat fight!" Duo yelled as he started laughing.
Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Hey, I'd better sketch this." Tracey said as he brought out his pad.
Ash was let out of the time vault...
"Hey what's going on here?"
"Cat fight." Duo said as he pointed at Serena and Rei.
"Oh..."
A spider dropped from the ceiling onto Misty's head...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The door broke down...
"What's the trouble?" Blossom asked.
"We heard a scream...I hope nobody's hurt." Bubbles said.
"Where's the bad guy? I wanna kick some butt." Buttercup said.
"? KITTY!" Bubbles screamed.
Bubbles ran over to Serena and Rei. She started petting Serena...
Serena started purring...
Bubbles was laughing.
"So there's no trouble?" Blossom asked Quatre.
"Nope, nothing," Quatre said, "we're only playing truth or dare."
"Oh, ok. Let's go girls!" Blossom said as she and Buttercup went through the ceiling.
"Wait for me!" Bubbles yelled as she went after them.
Everyone looked at each other as to say "What was that?"
"At least it wasn't Barney..." Duo said.
Barney walked through the door.
"I love you...you love me..."
"AHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
Everyone ran outside. Heero got in his Gundam...
"Omae o korosu..." Heero said as he fired his beam cannon at Barney.
"YEAH! ALL HAIL HEERO! BOOM Barney's dead! BOOM Barney's dead!"
Everyone fell down anime style.
(*snicker*)
Heero fired his beam cannon at the author.
(YIPE!)
Heero does his "laugh".
(Afterlife #35...bummer...I'm not kidding it really is afterlife #35! I'm actually keeping count!...And someone tell me why I let him kill me...)
"Alright, who's turn is it?" Lita asked.
"I'll go." Said Brock.
"Trowa, truth or dare?"
No comment...
"Trowa! Say something!" Quatre yelled.
No comment from "the unibanged one"
"Trowa...FINE! I'll answer for him. Dare!" Quatre yelled.
"Ok..." Brock pondered for a while.
"I've got it! I dare you to say something Trowa!"
No comment...
Everyone fell down anime style.
(I didn't do it that time!)
"Even on a dare he won't say anything..."
"I can say something." Trowa said.
Everyone fell down again.
(I didn't do it! I've been framed!)
"Ok, next!"
"How bout me!" Lita yelled.
"Go ahead..."
"Misty, truth or dare?"
"DARE"
"Hmm..." Lita said as she started smiling wickedly.
"I dare you to kiss him!" Lita said as she pointed at Ash...
Both Ash and Misty screamed and fainted.
Lita, Serena, Mina, Jessie, James, and Duo fell down laughing.
"Hey! Now we can put lipstick on Misty!"
Misty woke up.
"Huh...what happened?"
"Misty, you still gotta kiss Ash."
Misty's memory came back...
"NO WAY! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
"I can." Duo said as he took his pendulum (from the first and second episode of this series) out.
Duo hypnotized Misty...
Ash started waking up...
"Hey...what happened?"
Misty ran at Ash with her lips all puckered up.
"AHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUTA HERE!" Ash said as he ran out the front door...actually the door isn't there anymore is it?
"Come back here Ashy-boy!" Misty yelled.
Everyone ran after Ash except for Brock and Tracey who were trying to decide whether Marrill or Vulpix was better.
"Let me go! I won't let her kiss me!" Ash screamed.
"Aww come on...you said you liked her." Jessie teased.
"But I don't want to KISS her yet!"
"Yet?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" James fell down laughing.
"Why did Team Rocket have to join again..."
Just then, a brown haired boy ran up to Jessie and James.
"Can I have your autograph?" The brown haired boy with the Team Rocket costume on asked.
"Uhh...sure kid..." Jessie said.
"What's your name?"
"Mondo."
"Ok kid...here ya go."
"Thank you SO much!!!" Mondo said as he ran off.
"Nice kid..." Jessie said.
"Hey! What happened to the twerp?" Jessie asked.
"...You had him!"
"Great...now we have to go find him again..."
"Ashy-boy! Where are you?!"
(I couldn't resist making Misty say Ashy-boy...I mean it totally fits their relationship doesn't it?)
"There he is! Get him!" Jessie yelled at the group.
Everyone tied Ash up to a tree.
"Ok. Go get him girl!" James said as he started cracking up.
"Don't Misty!" Ash yelled.
"Aww come on Ashy-boy."
Misty kissed Ash on the cheek.
Everyone (except Trowa, Ami, and Heero) fell on the ground laughing.
Ash was blushing harder than anyone ever had.
"Unh...what happened? Oh wait...I don't want to know." Misty said thirty minutes later after seeing Ash blushing.
"Ok, next!"
"Is it my turn?" Relena asked.
"If you wanna." Quatre told her.
"Hey I think that's the first time you said wanna"
"Hey...it is..."
"Heero, truth or dare?"
"Omae o korosu..."
"How many times has he said that to me?" Relena asked the pilots.
The Gundam pilots shrugged.
"Ok...dare then." Relena said.
"Hmmmm..." Relena thought.
"I dare you to...run around the house saying "Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Relena said.
Heero used his infamous death glare on Relena.
Duo was smiling wickedly.
"Well, let's get started Heero." Relena said giggling.
They all started shoving Heero towards the stairs.
"You've gotta go up there too Heero" Relena said.
Heero used his death glare on everyone. Everyone but the Gundam characters backed off.
"I'll repair ZERO for you if you do it." Duo said with a laugh.
"Hmph."
"I'll get info on OZ if you do it" Hilde said.
"..."
"I'll kiss you if you don't do it." Relena said.
"Ok, ok, I'll do it." Heero said.
"We'll be right behind you! Get going now!" Duo said as he shoved Heero upstairs.
"Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Heero screamed at the chefs.
The chefs looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Heero screamed at the maguanak soldiers (or whatever their names are).
"I don't think he would be Quatre's type." Commented one of the soldiers.
"Quatre must be getting weird ideas."
"I think it's you that's weird..."
They started laughing for some odd reason...
"Attack of the killer bunnies! Run for your lives!" Heero yelled at the elders in the house.
"Nurse...help...me...into...my...wheel...chair...before...it's.. .too...late..." One of the elders said.
"Me first!" yelled the rest of them.
Heero went back downstairs.
Everyone was rolling with laughter on the floor.
"Heero...hehehe...you're killing me!" Duo said.
"Was that intended as a pun?" Jessie asked.
"No"
"Oh, ok"
Heero attempted to stab Duo.
"Hey! I didn't mean it literally Heero!" Duo yelled.
"Omae o korosu..."
"Let's just get back to the game you two." Quatre said as he sweatdropped.
"Who wants to go next?" Duo asked.
"Omae o korosu..."
"Heero! Thank you for volunteering!"
"Omae o korosu..."
"Yea...ok...go ahead Heero..."
"Hmph"
Everyone sweatdropped at Heero.
"I know!" Duo yelled as he ran upstairs.
He came back down with a Heero doll.
"Omae o korosu" Duo said with his best impression of Heero's voice.
"Good idea Duo!" Quatre said.
"Yea, I know I'm a genius," Duo said.
"..."
"Omae o korosu..." the real Heero said...or was it the doll?
"Hmph!" Heero said.
"Hmph!" Heero said.
"Omae o korosu..."
"Omae o korosu..."
"Damare yo!"
"Damare yo!"
(ETB: Finally got around to finishing this story... I sound WAAAAAAAY too cheerful... I've gotta introduce my other personalities now...
Jigglypuff: Who said we were YOUR personalities? I'M THE ONE THAT REPRESENTS MY IRL SELF!!!
Angel of Blood: You've got a point there Jigglypuff... *takes out a bag filled with blood and starts eating*
ETB: CAN IT!
Jigglypuff: :P
ETB: :P
AOB: *sweatdrops*
Jigglypuff: :P
ETB: :P
AOB: Well...on with the story!
Evil Ash Ketchum: Hey! You forgot me!!!)
"Ok, let's get on with it. Jessie, truth or dare?"
"Omae o korosu..."
(ETB: Who was that anyway?
AOB: *shrugs*
Jigglypuff: Hehehehehehe)
"Truth"
"Do you and James have something going here?"
"Uh..." Jessie started blushing.
(ETB: If you think this is lame it's cuz we're on a tight schedule. I only type these stories when my parents aren't here. Normally I do it when they go to sleep.)
"Well?"
Jessie and James blushed hard.
"That's a yes!"
"All the Pokemon characters are lovesick!"
"What the?" Ash said.
"You mean..." Misty said.
"She/he?" they both said.
They gave each other Heero's deathglare.
"OMAE O KOROSU!!!" Heero yelled.
"Why the [censor] didn't you tell me?!" they both screamed at each other.
"Probably the same reason you didn't." they both yelled at each other.
"Hmph!"
Jessie and James ran off.
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!"
(EAK: Sorry for getting rid of Team Rocket. I'm a Rocket fan too...but we're running outa ideas here.
AOB: Did we do Ami yet?
Others: Dunno
AOB: *sigh* we'll just put her here then.)
Misty and Ash were sitting at opposite sides of the room trying to ignore each other.
"I think Ami, Trowa, and Wufei are the only ones left." Said Quatre.
"I'll go then. Truth or dare Quatre?" Ami asked.
"Truth"
"Have you ever scored lower than a 90 on a test?"
"Yes...I think"
"You need to study harder..."
"...Okay next!"
Trowa didn't comment.
"Trowa! You're the only one left! We agreed Wufei would go last!" Quatre yelled.
"You go for me then Quatre"
"Uh...okay" Quatre said.
"Wufei truth or dare?"
"...Truth."
"Uhh...did you suck your thumb while the battle was going on?"
Wufei blushed and slowly nodded his head.
The room fell silent.
"Okay Wu-man you're last!"
"Alright, Quatre, truth or dare?"
"Truth...I hope."
"Do you have a special blanket?" Wufei asked hoping to humiliate Quatre as well.
"Actually I do, here it is." Quatre said as he brought his soft flannel blanket out.
"It gives me luck sometimes. Does anyone wanna feel how soft it is?"
"I will!" Duo yelled. He felt the soft flannel.
"Awww...I wish I had one too."
Wufei went to call a psychiatrist.
"Hello doctor? I seem to be the only one that ever gets humiliated...can you help?"
By now it was night-time.
"Good night!" Everyone yelled as they went upstairs to bed. Ash and Misty refused to sleep together...
THE END
(Jigglypuff: AHHH! My dad is coming out! Quick preview of next part: Toddlers to the rescue! Honey, we shrank the characters...and turned them into toddlers too?! I'm not babysitting!
Jigglypuff: Okay he's gone. Damare yo is the "boy" way of saying shut up. Omae o korosu means "I'll kill you" STOP ASKING!!! It's starting to get annoying.)