Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ The New world ❯ A good night ( Chapter 2 )

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goten: who the hell are u

Relena: watch ur language goten

Ash:yeah thats my mom ur talking too

Ash mom:i didn't know u had a smart ass friend ash

Ash: Uhhhh it's a long story. Anyways THIS is RELENA

Ash's mom: well thats a nice name

goten: yeah right

*ash makes goo goo eyes at Relena

Ash's mom: Ummm Ash..... What is Brock doing with that girl??

*Ash stops with the goo goo eyes and looks at Brock*

Ash Uhhhhhhhhh Brock what are you doing with Ladycat?

Brock looks down at the ground and so does Ladycat

Ash's mom: Now Ash who is your smart ass friend?

Misty: He's goten...............

Misty: AND he can make fireballs

*she stares dreamily at Goten

*Team Rocket shows up* (well REALLY it's just Jessie.)

Jessie: No kidding he can do fireballs

*she looks behind her

Jessie: HEY JAMES MEOWTH WHERE ARE YOU

Ash: Pikachu GO!!

But before Pikachu can even do a thunderbolt Goten blasts Jessie away
with a fireball

Pikachu yelling: HEEEEEEEY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY VICTORY!!

Goten:Uhhhhh he went over there with Ladycat

Ash: where's Pikachu?

Goten: Jessie took that rat

Ash: YES THE DUMB ASS RAT IS GONE!!

Misty: Hey Ash's mom I'll help you make dinner.

Goten: YES FOOD!! I HAVEN"T EATEN SINCE 20 MINS AGO!!

later at dinner

Misty: do you like MY dinner Goten. I made it all by myself. NOT HER!!

she glares at Relena*

Relena: Uhhhhhh Misty why is the food BLACK?

Misty:uuuhhhhhh........... ummmmmmmmm............... SECRET RECIPE!!
Yes that's it it's a secret sauce....

Relena: OWWWWWWWWWWW MY TOOTH

Ash: are you ok Relena??

*he tries to put his arm around her*

*relena wacks him on the head*

Ash: I'm fine

*he falls out of his chair*

Relena: IT"S BURT MISTY!!!

Misty: NO IT'S NOT!! Do you think it's burnt Goten?

Goten: ummmmmmm............uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... well you
see.............. NO COMMENT

Misty:YOU RUINED MY DINNER RELENA!!!

Relena and Misty get into a bitch fight*

Ash drags himself over to the window*

Ash:HEY EVERYBODY BITCH FIGHT AT MY HOUSE

Brock comes running with Ladycat chasing him

Ladycat: HEY BROCK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ME!!

Brock: Sorry Ladycat but a bitch fight is more important

later on that night

goten:iam still hungry

ash's mom: but u just ate goten

goten:i know but iam hungry still

Ash: well go and get a snack

Goten: ok

goten walks in the kitchen

goten:now were's those snacks

he looks in the freecer and sees some ice cream and takes it

goten:yummy ice cream and chocolate

goten eat the wole thing

goten:that was good

ash's mom comes in the kitchen

Ash's mom: what the hell i just bought this ice cream

ash's mom: o well

later later on that night

goten: god damn it there thing on T.V.

nothing*

ash: lets play a game

goten:.................... *raise's a eyebrow* u got to be kidding

relena: that sounds fun

gotenhhhhhhh shut the hell up

Ash: SPIN THE BOTTLE!!

He looks at Relena

Ash: wait a sec i gotta go tell Brock and I'll call officer Jenny and
Nurse Joy

:

a few minutes later they arrive

:

Goten: Hey where's Ladycat?

:

Brock: Ummmmm I told her that I was going to get chinese food.

Ash's mom comes in

Ash's mom: Hey what are you doing?

Ash: Watching JERRY SPRINGER

Ash's mom: Oh alright well I'm going to bed now. I don't want there 2
be ANY noise

Ash's mom leaves

:

Ash: Alright since it

's my house

I'll spin the bottle first

Ash spins the bottle and it lands in front of Brock

Ash thinking: DAMN I WANTED RELENA. Oh well

Ash and Brock kiss and everybody covers their eyes

Brock thinking: HEY I LIKE THIS. Maybe I should become GAY

Brock thinking: ehhh maybe not. I like pretty girls better

Everybody keeps playing and Relena hasn't gotten kissed once.

BUT now it's ash's turn again

He spins it and it points to Relena

Relena:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO

Ash: AWWWWW COME ON RELENA!! PUH LEASE

Relena says:

*he does the puppy dog eyes*

:

Relena: there is NO WAY ON EARTH THAT I WOULD EVER KISS YOU ASH!!

she starts to run around the room and Ash is chasing after her. Ash
knocks over a lamp and Ash's mom comes in

:

Ash's mom: ASH WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!!

Relena: he was tr....

ash cuts Relena off

:

Ash: Just playing a game of tag. Tha's all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

Ash's mom: oh if that's all well then not another peep out of you guys

Ash's mom goes back into her room

Ash: now where were we Relena? Oh yes I was chainsing after you wasn't
I?

geez she yells out his name

Relena: SOMEONE HEEEEELP MEEEEEE

Goten:HEY RELENA WHY DON"T U BASH HIM ON THE HEAD

:

Relena: Oh yea thanks goten

Relena bashes Ash on the head and he fall to teh ground

Ok now Goten you put him in his bed and when Ash's mom asks we'll say
he ran into the wall

Goten:............ Fine

2 hours later

Goten comes running into the room

Goten: MISTY STOP TRYING TO KISS ME!!

Brock: ohhhhhh so that's what the problem was. How come you didn'y
come in sooner if you hate her so much?

Goten: ummmmmmm...................
well....................................... ...... NO COMMENT

Misty: Oh well we were trashing Ash's room

:

Goten: Yeb it's true

:

Relena: Alright then come on Brock we shall go look

2 mins later

Brock: HOLY CRAP!! YOU REALLY DID TRASH HIS ROOM

Relena: YEAH YOU GUYS RULE!! NOW I CAN SAY I DID IT AND THEN HE WILL
HATE ME FOREVER!!

In the morning

Relena: I did it Ash. Can you ever forgive me?

Ash: NO

:

Ash: RELENA I DON'T SEE WHY I EVER LIKED YOU!!YOU BITCH

Relena thinking: Ash doesn't like me Ash doesn't like me!! WHOO HOO

Ash's mom comes in

Ash's mom: Did you have a nice sleep kids?

Ash: Mom Relena trashed my room

Ash's mom: There there now honey it's ok *thinking* YES NOW I CAN
REDECORATE HIS ROOM SO IT"S PINK!! I've always wanted a little girl!

Ash:Well I gotta go now and find Gary and kill him.

Ash's mom: Alright sweetie you go on now. Relena could you come here
for a second?

Relena: Ummmmm ok

Ash's mom: *whispers* make sure he doesn't kill Gary. He is a sensable
kid who doesn't come home unless he forgot something.

Relena: Oh alright Bye

Relena: wake up goten were going to grays house

Goten:hell no now go way

Relena: kiss goten forhead

Goten:huh

Relena:plz goten

Goten:what ever

Right before goten,relena,and ash walked out the door a gril was there

Girl:is any of u goten

Goten: I am

What did these gril want with goten find out next time this also sucks
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