This is my first fan fic using Gundam Wing.  The writing is a bit rough but the story is quite cute and captivating.  If you like the zaniness of Ranma and love teasing poor chauvinistic Wufei then you'll like this story.  The tale takes place in an alternate universe where the Gundam boys head to a remote and isolated part of China then Japan where people have continue to live in a traditional and old fashion way of life.  Along the way Wufei suffers from the misfortune of falling into the Jensuki (the sacred hot springs) in China.  He becomes that which he most loathes, a weak woman.  Rate PG13 this story is mostly fun no real smut although lots of insinuations. Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing and never will however I do enjoy writing fan fics although I don't make a penny off of them (truly).  GW and Ranma are own by other people not me.   STRANGE TRIP    

Part 10

    Akane took a good look at Heero and realized that he was Japanese.  His blue eyes, made him seem not native—he must be half she decided.  They stood there at a lost when Akane decided she could show him some of the dojo’s around maybe that would interest him and take his mind off his friend. “I’m sure he’ll be fine, why don’t I show you around and then we’ll come back for him,” Akane suggested. Heero didn’t answer he was too busy wondering if he should leave Wufei with those two strange women.  Heero looked at the young woman with him and decided that maybe he might be able to learn something from her.  “You know many of the dojos here?” “I know all of them, I could show you my family’s dojo and the neighboring dojo’s.” “Yes, show me the strongest dojos in town” Heero said staring at her hard. Akane quickly regretted the decision thinking the guy weird.  Still she I did need money.  She hoped the offer to pay was still good. “Great follow me,” Akane said with a smile.   They had stopped at three dojos and at each—Heero demanded to enter and meet the headmaster.  Akane was surprised at his forwardness.  This Heero may have been Japanese but he was not raised one.  So far they had not run into any of the overly competitive dojos in town and Akane was hoping she could avoid those but she was running out of options. As they stepped out of the last dojo Heero stopped and headed towards another before Akane could intervene.  The sign on the dojo read Kakutou Sadou.  This was the family’s dojo of martial arts tea ceremony.  With a sigh Akane knew her luck had just ran out. “Wait they are not that friendly,” Akane said as Heero walked into the courtyard. “I’m not here to make friends.” “That’s obvious,” Akane mumble as they walked through the well-manicured front garden and into the dojo. Heero didn’t step in right away since he knew he was supposed to take off his shoes.  He did however lean into the open doorway.  Akane glanced passed him noticing that the place seemed empty. “Great no one’s here let’s go,” Akane catching Heero’s arm. When she tried to drag Heero back—he instead stepped through the door, pulling her in with him.  To her dismay the door slammed shut and the soft patter of feet filled the space.  Akane looked around and realized that they were facing about thirty ninjas with the old matriarch in front dressed for a tea ceremony. “Akane Tendo of the anything goes school of martial arts, is this a formal challenge or are you here to spy on us?” Daimonji-sama said politely. “Spy on you?  Why would I?” Akane answered. “Then it is a challenge,” said the old woman. “No, I am just showing a friend around town some of the dojos in the area,” Akane explained hurriedly. “Your friend looks like he is here for a fight.” Akane looked back and saw that she was right.  Heero was crouched in a defensive position his eyes scanning the room—taking in the numerous fighters hiding in the shadows. Akana slid over to Heero and whispered, “we’re surrounded and they locked us in.  You’re not thinking of taking on these guys are you?” “Just stay out of my way if you can manage,” Heero said boldly. Akane was insulted at first but realized that he wouldn’t know how skilled she was.  She didn’t know how skilled he was.  Could they fight their way out?  Akane liked a good fight. “If you think I would let you can take on thirty ninjas by yourself you’re wrong?” Akane said sliding into a defensive crouching position next to Heero.  His eyes widen just for a second. “It’s thirty two,” Heero corrected her noting that her stance was well done.  The girl seemed sure of herself. “Did you count the old lady?” Akane asked making sure Heero knew all the dangers in the room. “No, should I?” Heero asked keeping Akane in his peripheral vision while checking the old lady again. Akane gave a brief nod and said, “She’s the true power here.  If you can take her out quickly we can end this.” Heero eyes narrowed on the old woman.  He didn’t question or doubt Akane’s knowledge.  He was not like the young men she was used to—he treated her like an equal. “I’ll try to keep as many of the others off your back.” Heero nodded his agreement.  He watched the old lady more closely.  Akane was impressed this guy was able to sum up the situation quickly and seemed ready. “Let’s see what Akane Tendo brought to the Kakutou Sadou dojo,” the old lady crowed. Three ninjas came at Heero.  He took them out in a single move.  The next group was just as easy.  With a kick and a dive Heero quickly worked his way towards the head matron, the leader of the group.  Akane stayed at his back fending off other attacks.  The old lady watch passively.  She made no move to intervene, proving to Heero that Akane was right in saying she was one to watch. As he reached the matron he threw a punch at her kneeling form, as his fist touched the wood the force of his blow shattered the floor and sent pieces flying.  The matron nimbly floated out of the way.  If Heero was surprised by that move he didn’t show it nor did it slow him down.  In fact his next move was faster and still the old woman dodged the blow.  Again and again he tried to take out the old matron leaving behind torn floorboards behind. As Heero rush the old woman she whipped out a fan hidden in her kimo.  With a flick of her wrist she blocked Heero’s next strike.  The next flick of the fan blinded Heero with a strong breeze. When Heero managed to look she was gone. A tea ceremony master uses the a kneeling technique—a technique that makes it made hard for an opponent to get in good strike since their target is low and fast.  The technique when done correctly also allows a fighter to walk upside down. The old woman had quickly positioned herself above Heero.  She had beaten Ranma this way and was surprised when Heero not only dodge her overhead attack but also caught the fan between the palms of his hands. Heero was used to fighting in space and in space there was no up and down.  When the old woman disappeared from in front of him.  He quickly realized where she was because he knew she was not behind him since Akane was there nor was she on either side of him so there was only one other place she could be. He caught the fan and with his inhuman strength disarmed the old woman.  The old dojo mistress knew she could keep dodging the young man’s blows but he was too good a fighter for her to outsmart besides he was ruining their training room.  She decided to forego this challenge and concede victory to Akane and her companion. “You are truly a worthy adversary, Akane thank you for bringing him,” the old crone said.  “Until next time.”  In a flash she and all the ninjas disappeared and the dojo door flew open.   Akane wasted no time in dragging Heero outside.  She didn’t stop till they were a block away.  “Wow, you’re fast and nearly as strong as Ryoga,” Akane exclaimed.  “You tore through the floor like it was nothing.  I guess your friend’s clan has a sensei as powerful as Shampoo’s grandmother.” Heero didn’t correct Akane.  He didn’t tell her he was an enhanced human.  He was too busy considering what she had just revealed.  Shampoo’s grandmother was a powerful sensei? “The old lady, Shampoo’s grandmother can teach ancient art techniques?” Heero asked giving Akane his undivided attention once again. “Yeah sure, she knows many hidden arts she took Ryoga in as a student for a short time just to improve his skills and he became much more powerful,” Akane said. The scientist had told him that the teacher of the lost arts was part of a group of people that rejected the advancement of the modern era and lived in seclusion.  Heero wouldn’t call this seclusion but maybe when they lived in China they lived in seclusion.  Following these thoughts Heero realized that he might have left Wufei with the very person they were looking for, quickly Heero raced back towards the little ramein shop. “Wait, where are you going?” Akane shouted then raced after him.       Dear Reader(s): Thanks for reading my crossover comedy so far.  Please let me know what you think since this is the only comedy I’ve ever written.  I have a horror and romance that I will soon post.  There is another idea for a comedy crossover but I’m not sure if I want to tackle that type of writing.  After I post the other two, I may give it a try again. Sincerely, Ani   PS:  A special thanks to Bento Box, Hikari Rioki, and cryearthstearsfalltou for their reviews and comments.  Your replies were very inspiring; since I was worried about my choice of anime to crossover with Gundam.  I’m glad you found it different and a break from other popular stories.  I hope the next few chapters are also enjoyable.