Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Third Annual Mediaminer.org Big Fanfiction Contest/Award Ceremony/Oscars/Emmies/Golden Globes Thingie! ❯ Opening Ceremony ( Prologue )

Yamiko Readman arguing with Shinji Ikari over interrupting her reading.

 

Tenchi Masaki and Carrot sharing a glass of sake.

 

Hibiki Tokai and Duo Maxwell having an arm wrestling competition.

 

Usagi Tsukino and Lina Inverse scarfing down all the food in sight.

 

Where ever could we be?

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats as the ceremony is about to begin." the announcer said over the intercom.

 

The more polite of the anime and manga characters took to their seats and waited for it all to begin while those who were busy with other activities merely continued what they were doing and ignored the instructions of the announcer. However, since the author is not one to be ignored easily, the great hand of destiny picked up each of the miscreant characters and shoved them in their seats while they grumbled angrily over having to end their fun.

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2004 Mediaminer.org Big-Ass Fanfiction Awards! Please give a round of applause for our returning hosts PsyWeedle and Fanilia!"

 

Fearing retribution from the author, the assembled characters of the mangaverse and anime...verse...thing... stood up and began applauding as Psy and Fan entered from opposite ends of the stage and exchanged hugs and kisses. Microphones lowered for the two and they took them, switching them on as they began their opening song.

 

"Iiiiiiif I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of Spring. Every heart would have a new song to sing. And we'd sing of the joys every morning would bring!" Psy sang.

 

"Iiiiif I ruled the world, every man would be as free as a bird. Every voice would be a new voice to be heard. Take my word, we would treasure each day that occurred!" Fan sang in response.

 

"My world would be a beautiful place, where we could weave such beautiful dreeeeaaaaams!"

 

"My world would wear a smile on its face, like the man in the moon has when the moooon beeeeaaaams!"

 

Both sang together: "Iiiiif I ruled the world, every man would say that the world was his friend! There'd be happiness that no man could end. No, my friend, not if I ruuuuled the world..."

 

"Every head would be held up high," Psy began.

 

"There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky," Fan continued.

 

"If the day ever dawned when Iiiiiii ruled theeeeee woooooooorrrrrlllllllld!" Both finished together.

 

As the song came to a close, Psy and Fan bowed together and those who actually appreciated the singing talents of the two Mediaminer members gave standing ovations. A podium rose from the floor and the two hosts took to either side of it.

 

"Welcome, one and all, to the Third Annual Mediaminer.org Big-Ass Fanfiction Contest!" Psy spoke.

 

"We'd like to thank all of those who helped make this contest a success and hope that you have a wonderful evening." Fan said, giving a little bow.

 

"Oh, and for those who think that this ceremony might be interrupted by a certain collection of staplers and their demonic mistress, it should be noted that Mr. T has assured us that he has crushed the staplers into a sheet of metal that is currently being used as his locker door. As for Lilith, well, we kind of killed her again last year and have a team ready and willing to shoot her if she should decide to rise from her grave." Psy explained.

 

Psy looked over at the giant screen behind them, which displayed a group of military officers surrounding a gravesite.

 

"How's it going, boys?" Psy asked them.

 

"Just fine, sir. She tried to stir a couple of minutes ago, but we emptied a couple of clips into the grave and she went back down." the lead officer responded.

 

"Ah, excellent, excellent. Well, folks, we're ready to get things started and we won't even have any problems!" Psy exclaimed happily.

 

The lights in the room went out. Psy let out a sigh.

 

"Not again..." he grumbled.

 

**

 

"Foolish little catboy... Now is my time for glory! Mwahahahahahaha!"

 

To Be Continued...