Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction ❯ You're Own the Air with Mina Aino ❯ And the Questions will be answered ( Chapter 8 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N: Hey someone asked me some questions and I'm gonna use them. Yes I
am. Yep yep yep. I'm so warm and happy. Just makes me want to hug
someone. Can I hug you? *Readers shake their heads `no* Oh...well
that's okay I don't want your hug, just your reviews! Kidding. Thank
you Fanboyimus Prime for your questions. Now on with the show.

Also this is dedicated to a new friend of mine. Myst-lady. Thanks for
sending me the greeting card and being really nice.

Sage entered the radio room while whistling a merry little tune.
Everyone in the room looked at him except for Mina, she was on the
phone.

"Hey everyone." He greeted.

"Why are you so happy?" Rowen asked.

"I don't know. Maybe its just I have this great feeling that nothing
will happen tonight."

"I've been saying that to myself since the night that talking dog
attacked and everything seemed to only get worst."

Mina put her hand over the recierver of the phone. She glared at the
two of them, "Shut-up." She said firmly before going back to her
conversation.

"Who's she talking to?" Sage asked.

"Her accountant." Cye answered.

"She has accountant?"

Mina again remove the phone from her ear and put her hand over the
reciever, "Sage, if your not going to shut-up your gonna have to
leave."
"Are you firing me?"
"No, I'm telling you to shut-up." She answered agravated.

Sage leaned on the wall, "Fine whatever."
"Thank you." Mina went back to talking on the phone.

"Mina, you-" Cye began.

"All right that's it. Everyone out!" Mina pointed at the door, "Get
out! Go on!"
Everyone looked at her wide eyed, "What!?"
"Get out!"

"Okay, okay." Rowen said, "Were goin'."
The four males left the room and Mina sighed in relief, "Men. Okay so
what was that about about Serena and Darien, Lita?"

In the hall, the four men all waited for her to get off the phone with
who they thought was her accountant, but really was Lita Kino. Cye
glanced at his watch, "She does relizes that the show starts in five
minutes."
"Yeah, ugh..speaking of the show who are tonights guest?" Rowen asked.

"You'll like these guest. I think I out did myself this time."
"Okay, so who is it?"
Cye pulled out a paper from his back pocket, "Superman!"
"You got superman to come on the show?" Heero asked in disbelief.
"Yep and Batman and Robin."
"How'd you do that with our low budget?" Rowen asked.
"I didn't even have to pay them. I simply said that we all want to
have a hero to hero conversation and that it would be good for the
children."
"So Batman, Robin, Superman, and Boss all in the same room." Heero
muttered, "This doesn't look like its gonna work."
They all heard footsteps and striaghten up thinking it was one of the
guest. Instead it was that guy Ryoga from that night with all the
animals.

"What are you doing here?" Sage asked.

The man turned his head in their direction. His expression clearly
read he was confused, "Wha...? Where is here?"

"You mean to tell me you don't remember?" Sage questioned.

The door open and Mina looked out the room, "You guys can come back in
now--huh?" She too spotted Ryoga, "Hey its that cute little lost boy!"
She ran out of the room and up to him, "Are you lost again? Do you
need comfort?"
"Ugh...yes I am lost and sure you can comfort me."
Mina hugged him and padded him on the back, "Its gonna be all right,
you can stay here and work for me."
"WHAT!?" The others yelled.

"I'm the one who hires people not you." Cye explained.

Mina glared at all of them, "He's working here and your not stopping
me."
"Yes ma'am."

"What's he gonna do?" Rowen asked, "You already have a co-host, a
bodyguard, a assassin, and a manger, what could he do?"
"You'll see." Mina replied with a smirk, "You'll see..."

Four minutes and twenty three seconds later, Cye and Heero were in the
set up room, and Rowen and Sage were in the radio room. Mina and that
guy Ryoga were still missing. That is `til the door burst open and
Mina entered.

"Presenting my newest operator....RYOGA!" She blinked, "That's his
name right?"
Sage and Rowen both sighed, "Yeah that's his name." Sage answered.

"Good." Mina turned around and didn't see Ryoga, "HEY RYOGA! Hmm?
Where'd he go?"
"Probably got lost." Sage joked.

"Watch it pal, that's my little operator your talking about." Mina
walked out of the room, "Ryoga!" She called as she walked down the
hall.

"I think she likes him more than me." Sage noted.

"I think she likes all of us more than she likes you." Rowen replied.

Sage glared, "So what if that's true?"
"Just making a point."

Mina came back, "Come on, in here." She said sweetly.

"Your treating him like a puppy." Sage proclaimed.
"I am not." Mina protested.

"Mina, we have to begin." Cye annoucned.

"Okay." She turned to Ryoga, "Your job is to answer the calls we
happen to not catch or don't want to answer, got it?"
"Yeah." Ryoga nodded understandingly.

Mina smiled and jumped in her chair, "Okay I'm ready."

"And your on." Cye pressed the `on air' button.

"Hey welcome to the show, I'm your host Mina Aino with my co-host
Rowen Hashiba." Rowen was about to say hi when she added, "And my
assassin Heero Yuy, and my manger Cye Mouri, and my bodyguard Sage
Date, and my newest..ugh..operator guy person Ryoga."
"Are you quite finish introducing everyone?" Rowen asked.

Mina shook her head, "Rowen Hashiba is a very smart person that use to
be a smurf and Heero is a moblie suit pilot trained to do all these
cool things. Cye is a friendly guy that likes the swim and has the
cool british accent and Sage well I'm pretty sure he's the devil's
son."
"HEY!" Sage exclaimed.

"And Ryoga, I ran into him in the hall and he's cute, so that's why
he's here. Rowen you were saying?"

"Riiiight." Rowen began, "Mina seems to be on cloud nine today."

Rowen blinked as he watched Mina spin around in her chair.

"Weeeeeeeeeee!" She yelled.

"Tonight's guest are the man of steel, Superman, and the dark knight
and his bird, Batman and Robin."
Mina slowly came to a stop, "What?" She asked flatly, "No body
exciting."
"I don't know about you, but Superman seems pretty exciting to me."
Ryoga commented, "I've always wanted to meet him."
Mina glanced at him before reverting her attention back to Rowen, "Are
you serious?"
"Yeah and were going to have a hero to hero talk with them."
"What am I gonna say to them? I think wearing your underwear outside
your outfit is cool."
"Think of the brightside." Sage suggested.

"You shut-up." Mina snapped, "Your not helping."

"Fine." Sage crossed his arms over his chest and looked elsewhere,
"See if I save you tonight."

"So well ugh...let's take some calls." Rowen said. The phone of course
began to ring, "Hi you're on the air."
"Hi my names Fanboyimus Prime and I have a few questions."
"Well shoot. I'm in the mood to answer anything."
"Okay well here goes, these are for Heero."
"Heero's got fans. Come on in here Heero and answer these questions."
Mina rushed.

Heero nodded and two minutes later was in the room sitting down,
"Okay."

"You ever get Wing rebuilt?"
"No."

"Which is more powerful, Wing Zero or Apsalus?"
Heero looked at the roof, "Hmm? This ones a tough one. I never put any
thought to it. And there is no way to get test results, but I'll see
what I can do for you. Anymore?"
"Yep. You ever think of becoming a Scourge of the Underworld?"
"Yes, yes I have. And someday I will."
Rowen and Sage both looked at Heero a little concerned for his sanity.

"And last: Is Relena dead yet?"

Heero shook his head silently, "Saddly she is still on the lose, but
the good news is she's on the top ten most wanted obessed people's
list."
"So was that it?" Mina asked.

"Of course not. I have some for the ronins and you."
"Oooooooo cool!" Mina squeaked.

"Where is White Blaze?"

"From what I know he's with Ryo." Rowen answered, "Next?"
"Yeah: Who would win,you guys vs. the Sailor Scouts?"
"US." Rowen and Sage answered. Mina glared at them.

"Are you trying to say that the sailor scouts are weak?" She
questioned.

"Were not saying that at all." Sage answered, "Were just saying that
if you guys were to fight us you'd lose miserably."

"I don't like your attitude, Sage."

"But you know its true Mina. I mean what's a girl in skirt going to
really do to a guy in armor with weapons?"
Mina jumped out her chair and tackled Sage to the ground. She repeatly
rammed his head into the ground, "I'll show you what a girl in a skirt
can do you little bastard."
Ryoga blinked at Rowen, "Are they always like that?"
"Not so deadly, but yeah." Rowen nodded, "Ugh...Mina, if you hurt Sage
you won't have a bodyguard."
Sage pushed Mina off him and stood up, "Okay so you have a little
fight, but let's say you try that with me armored up and you
transformed."

Mina ran at him and slid like a baseball player does when trying to
reach a base feet first. Sage jumped to the side barely dodging.

"Are you scared Mina?" Sage teased, "You know you'd lose if we
transformed."

"Kiss my ass." Mina grabbed Sage in the sleep holder.

"Maybe you two should stop." Rowen suggested. He glanced at Heero was
typing on his laptop, "Don't you think you should stop them?"
"Why? They're answering a question." Heero replied not looking from
his laptop.

Sage grabbed Mina's arm and swung her over his shoulder. Once she hit
the ground she flipped up kicking him back as she did so.

"Ugh...caller, ask your question maybe Mina will still answer them."
"Okay. Mina?"
"What!?"

"Who would win, the Outer Senshi vs the Incredible Hulk?"
"Ugh...." Mina dropped kicked Sage to the ground and stopped for a
second to think that over, "Maybe the Outers--ah!" Sage sweapt her to
the ground.

"The incrediable hulk would win, you idiot." Sage replied standing up,
"He's stronger."
"Who are you to answer my question?" Mina rolled back did a handstand
and then dropped to her feet.

"He has a point a though." Ryoga pointed out, "Hulk is stronger than
the Outer and he also doesn't give up `til he wins."
"Oh now your taking his side."

"No just making a point."
"So which is it gonna be, Mina?" Rowen asked.

Mina whirled around a punch from Sage, "Okay, okay Incrediable Hulk.
Anything else?"

"Would you say that magic girls are more prone to be manipulated or
less than other superheros?"

"Less."
"Why do you say that?" Rowen asked.

"Because women have more sense then men." She flipped Sage over her
shoulder, "And there are not too many magic possessing girls out there
in the world and not one of them have been manipulated as far as I
know."

Sage rose up from behind and a picked up Mina. He then flung her back
into her seat, "Do your job."

Mina used the force of hitting her chair to push herself back towards
Sage. They both crashed into the hall and continued `til the broke
down the door to Heero's weapon closet.

"Now you should stop them." Rowen said.

Heero looked up only to see the two of them return rolling the floor
still fighting.

"Don't you two think your taking this a little a far?" Ryoga asked.

"NO!" They both exclaimed.

"He will have his answer!" Mina added, "And its gonna be the scouts."
"So Mina, who do you think is earth's mightest heroes?"
Mina and Sage both had each other by the collars of their shirts. Mina
turned from Sage to the phone, "The Justice League of course."

"What?" Sage questioned.

"What you thought I was going to say the sailor scouts huh? I happen
to think that the super friends kick ass well most of them and that
they are better than your group of friends," She jabbed Sage in the
shoulder, "and my group of friends combined."
"You have a point there. I would have said them too." Sage responded
with a shrugged.

"So are you two quite done kicking the crap out of each other?" Rowen
asked.

"Yes." Mina answered, "I've proven my point."
"What do you mean you've proven your point?" Sage asked.

"Simple I won." Mina sat down and turned in her chair, "Next question,
please."
"You didn't win." Sage declared, "I won. Isn't that true Rowen?"
Rowen blinked, "Ugh...."
"No I won, huh Ryoga?"
"I don't-"

"Neither of you won. It was a drawn." Heero answered, "Therefore your
teams are even or well you two are. We'll have to go into a better
analysis of that later."

"So Fanboyimus Prime, do you have anymore questions?" Ryoga asked.

"My last one and I'm gone: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Mina put her placed her hand on her chin and pondered the question,
"Hmm?"
"Don't tell me your actually going to answer that?" Rowen asked, "No
one ever does?"
"Why is it called a woodchuck if it can't chuck wood? Who was the
idiot that named that creature?"
Sage shook his head, so did Cye from the other room.

"Six." Ryoga suddenly said outloud.

"What?" Mina asked looking at him.

"I said six. That's my answer and I'm sticking to it."

"Six. Why six?" Rowen questioned.

"The first number that poped up into my head."

"Fair enough."
"But really if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck six a day,
six a night, or six in its lifetime?" Mina questioned.

"Boss, it would chuck six a day to stay alive." Heero answered.

"Oh okay. If Heero said its six a day then it must be right."
"Bye." The caller hung up.

"Just in time for our guest to arrive," Sage stated and opened the
door. Everyone blinked except Cye, who thought this was funny, "The
wonder twins?"

"Ha! Even super heroes want money. The wonder twins didn't want money
so I got them."
(A/N: I don't know the wonder twins' names, so oh well.)

Boy twin pointed outside, "You guys know there's this guy with a
number of creatures that keep repeating their own names outside."

Ryoga looked down at the phone and pressed the button, "Hi, you're own
the air with Ryoga. Mina's busy at the moment care to ask me your
question."

"Yeah, I must talk to Mina. Its important."

"Can I have your name?"

"Its Robert. Hurry up. They're coming."
Ryoga looked up, "Mina's there's this guy on the phone and he said he
really needs to talk to you."
Mina pressed the speaker button, "What's up?"
"They're coming." He whispered.

"Who is?"
"They are. Ya know who they are."

Mina looked up at Rowen then at Sage then at Heero then at Ryoga then
back at the phone, "Who knows who `they' are?"

"Them."
A hand reached over and pressed disconnect button. Mina looked to see
it was Heero, "Heero, I'm surprised."
"What just happen never did, got it boss?"
Mina nodded not quite processing that information. "So? Ugh...Wanda?"
Mina looked at our girl twin. "What are your powers?"

Marda (Boy twin) glared at Mina. "Why are you asking her what her
powers are? Why not me? Its cause you don't like men."
"Ugh...no. I was just-"
"Yeah that's it. You have a deep hatered for men, that's why you asked
her about her powers instead of me!"

Mina shook her head trying to explain to him what was going on.
"That's not it at all! I don't have a hatered for men."
Marda pointed at her. "Yes, yes you do and you're going to hell Mina
Aino for you hatered for the male gender of this planet. You're GOING
TO HELL!"
Mina stood up and slammed her hands on the desk, "LISTEN YOU
COCKSUCKING WATER CHANGING ASSHOLE!"

Marda fell very silent, very fast. "I'm not a cocksucking water
changing asshole!"

Mina glared daggers at him as she continued. "Now let me explain to
you and the rest of the male population of the world that took my
approach to this interview offensive."

Rowen raised his hand. "I didn't take it offensive."
"Neither did I, boss." Heero followed up.

Ryoga shook his head. "Not me either." He then got up and walked out
the room. "I have to use the restroom."
"Me either." Cye answered.

The guys all looked at Sage, who looked back at them. "What?"

"Did you take that thing that just happen offensive?" Rowen asked.

Sage shrugged, "I could careless."
Mina rolled her eyes back to Marda. "See? Now listen everyone who did.
I was going to ask him, just after I asked her."

Marda sat down next to his sister. "I'm sorry." He said low, "I was
offended."

"Let's just continue with the interview, shall we?" He looked at
Marda, "What kind of water can you change into?"
Wanda stood up, "You're like her. You hate the opposite sex!"

Rowen fell out of his chair. He jumped to his feet and blinked at
Wanda, "Come again?"

"You asked him before me!"
"I didn't mean anything by it."

"Yes you did!" Wanda pulled her brother to her feet. "We're fighting."
"Yeah!" Marda followed up.

They put their fist together and shouted in unision, "Wonder twin
powers activate!"
"Form of a giant craze mad gorilla." Wanda yelled and as commanded she
turned into a ginat craze mad gorilla.

"Form of a big sheet of ice!" Marda yelled after her and well turned
into a big sheet of ice.

Wanda pointed at Rowen and started yelling. If she was saying anything
no one could understand her cause she was now a gorilla. So after that
she grabbed Rowen and tossed him out of the studio window.

Marda pointed...err..I'm mean did something towards Mina. "I shall
show you the power of a man."

Mina still trying to catch every single thing that just happen looked
at him in complete shock. "What!?"
"I will show you the power of a man!" He started to engage and Mina
backed away.

"Yeah, listen, how about we restart this whole interview and I'll ask
you your questions and Rowen will ask your sister her questions?"
"No DEAL!"

Mina covered her face with her hands and slid to the ground, "HELP! I
don't want to be beat up by a large sheet of ice."
Heero stood up and shoot some bullets at Marda, but him being a thin
sheet of ice, easily dodged them. "Shit! Now what?"
"THUNDERBOLT CUT!"

Marda's eyes suddenly popped out of his head and he shattered all of
the floor. "OH FUCK ME!"

Sage put his sword on his shoulder and grinned. "Hey we're on the air,
no cursing."

Mina uncovered her eyes and looked around. "Is he dead?"
"Do I look dead?" Marda yelled from one of the pieces of ice on the
ground. "Put me back together...you...mmmmmuffffummffpph." CRACK!

"Oh I'm sorry was that your face?" Sage questioned.

Rowen then flew by in his armor into the wall. He was upside down, so
when he slid down the wall his back was on the floor and his feet were
on the wall, "Ow..." He gasped breatlessly. Wanda then entered the
room and started pounding on Rowen's chest.

Mina shared a glance with Heero then one with Sage. "So...ugh...I'm
tired, how about you guys? How about we go out for a late dinner?"
Both of them agreed and she stood up. They walked out of the studio
leaving Rowen to his problem.

"Hey what about Ro?" Sage asked.

"He's the one that doesn't like the opposite sex, not us." Mina
answered, "Let him learn from his mistakes."

A/N: I don't know if that was funny or just plain weird. I'm gonna
give myself one or two more chapters before I end this story. Probably
two or three. So prepare for the end. I'll cry later its Christmas
eve.