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Change the World: Chocolate Promises




Change the World:
Chocolate Wishes
by Eternal
SailorM

Statement made to save one's own ass: Don't own Sailormoon or
Gundam Wing or any other series that show up in this fic. And
don't you dare laugh at my title! If you laugh at my title, my
most violent muses will come and hunt you down and do EVIL
things to your person - or to you, whichever is more readily
available. Worse things than that will happen if you
steal what little I own (the plot - or lack thereof - and
situations) in this ficlet. Just so you're warned. ^_~

Note of the scribe: Continuing the "Change the
World" storyline on a special request from my favouritest
imouto in the world: Usa-chan!!! (In return for a special
kind of goodness type of "treat"...)

Dedication: To Usa-chan, because she requested it. To
Tenshi-chan, for being my amiga. To Chibi-chan and
Pokahydee-chan, for doing piccies for me! And I think that's it!

Warnings: TWT (Timeline? What timeline?). OOCness. Highly
unusual pairings. Still possibilities for continuations. Let's
say it does not deny the existance of some of my
other stories... (*cough* Dark Side of the Moon *cough*)
Abuse of gaijin holidays. And who knows what I can do
with that Cupid outfit????

~ * ^ * ~ * ^ * ~

There were few things in this or any other world that could
make Hiiro Yuy experience that dreaded feeling known as
"fear." Oh, despite what he'd like everyone to think,
there were a few things. The thought of Dr. J naked for
one. Ririna on a glomp spree was another. The thought of letting
Usagi the Klutz loose anywhere near his Gundam. But now, he was
sure he'd found the most frightening thing in the world, even
more terrifying than Ririna...

Duo high on chocolate.

The already usually genki American was now almost literally
bouncing off the walls. Usagi had beat a hasty retreat into the
kitchen when she saw him coming towards the apartment, both arms
laden down what was quickly becoming Hiiro's worst nightmare -
and he was beginning to wish he'd joined her.

And speaking of Usagi...

"Maa... Duo-chan, I didn't know you were so popular at
college," her voice called out from the kitchen. A second
later, she peeked around the corner, a red and white apron (which
she'd apparently decided was no longer his, but had been a
present from Duo to him) wrapped around her body that had
stenciled "Kiss the Cook" and handwritten in black
permanent marker "And I'll Kill You" on it.

The American stopped bouncing long enough to wink at her.
"If you'd bother to go, I bet you'd have gotten lots of
chocolates too!"

Thank the gods not. Last thing I need is two
bakas on a sugar high.

"Saa... I'll leave school to you, Duo-chan. I was lucky
to get out of high school." She threw a piece of food in his
general direction. "And Yuy there is too damn smart; he'd
have to show his teachers up every day."

He scowled faintly back at her. "Should I go ahead and
call Poison Control now, Usagi, or wait till you finish making
the kitchen into a toxic waste dump?"

She pulled down the corner of one of her eyes and stuck out
her tongue. "I'll have you know, Stick-up-your-ass
Yuy-san," he fought the urge to groan at one of the many
such nicknames she'd given him, "that I got some cooking
pointers!"

This should be interesting. "Oh? Such
as...?"

"'I don't know; go ask Ken.' 'I don't know; go ask Aya.'
'I don't know; go ask Yohji'," she rattled off, disappearing
around the corner, thereby missing both the men sweatdropping.
"So I got Omi-kun to show me a few things."

"A few things?" Hiiro repeated, turning in his
computer chair to stare at the open kitchen door.

"Jealous, Yuy?" her voice singsonged out.

"Hai!" Duo echoed a split second later.
"Jealous, Yuy?"

"Jealous of what? The chocolate?"

"Iie!" Usagi practically screeched, reappearing at
the kitchen door. "Jealous of Omi-kun?"

"Jealous of all the people who gave me chocolate?"
Duo continued. One by one, he produced a small card attached to
each of the boxes of chocolates. "'To Duo-chan, daisuki,
Midoriko-chan.' 'To Duo-sama, zutto daisuki, Ariko-chan.' 'Dear
Duo, I love you so much, Sarah.' Need I go on?" he asked,
holding up a thick stack of cards.

"Damn it, Duo-chan, I'm getting jealous!"
She slipped back in the kitchen and reemerged a few minutes later
carrying a few plates of food and snacking on them as she went,
before plopping down on the couch beside Duo. "Hmm... better
than I thought!"

"Hope it's better than it looks," he commented
lazily, turning back around in his chair to face his laptop. That
was, of course, before a projectile, vaguely
heart-shaped cookie hit the back of his head. "Oi..."
He whirled back around, one of his better scowls on his face,
catching Usagi in the act of lowering her throwing arm.
"Usagi..."

"Don't you even know what today is, Yuy?" she
complained, she and Duo sharing a commiserative look.

Today...? It's February, so it's not either of their
birthdays or Christmas... so... He shrugged. "No."

Duo looked a bit flabbergasted, then he sighed resignedly,
taking a cookie off Usagi's plate. "Today is February 14th,
Hiiro, St. Valentine's Day."

"It's a day for sweethearts," Usagi jumped in, and
Duo nodded excitedly. "That's why Duo got so many
chocolates!" she continued, snagging one of the
caramel-filled ones and popping it in her mouth. She grinned as
Hiiro shot her a Look. "Well, so many more than
usual." She glomped onto Duo, snuggling her way into his lap
and tucking her head under his chin, grinning as his arms came
around her to hold her close. "Our Duo-chan is so popular...
All those girls so helplessly stuck on him..."

All those girls...? his mind repeated awkwardly, his
eyes flying up to stare at Duo's laughing violet ones as the
American hugged the giggling girl in his lap. Duo would
never... leave me - us - for them, would he?

He pushed that thought out of his mind and turned his
attention to the blonde. "So where were you when I got home,
Usagi?"

Immediately, she blushed scarlet before hiding her face in
Duo's shirt. "Ano..." the muffled response came.

A suspicious on his face as well, Duo pushed her far enough
back to examine her face. "'Ano' what, Usagi?"

"Well, I went shopping with some of my friends -"
she nervously started before Hiiro cut her off with one sharp
word.

"Who?"

"Ruka-chan and Michiru-chan and Lina-chan..." She
fidgetted off Duo and back onto her side of the couch.

"So two of your friends and your ex-girlfriend?" Duo
summed up. She nodded. "And?"

"Well, Michiru-chan drug Ruka-chan to the mall shopping,
so Lina-chan and I bummed around for a bit," the words began
to speed up now, "and we went shopping and I bought
somereallyinterestingdoujinshianddon'tyoudaresayanythingYuy..."< br> She paused, out of breath, and glanced back forth between him and
Duo.

"You did what?" Duo had to ask.

"She bought some interesting doujinshi,"
Hiiro answered, a bit more used to hearing people talk fast after
sharing an apartment with the two of them for the last six and a
half months. "What kind of interesting
doujinshi?"

She shot him a dirty look. "I said not to say anything,
Yuy."

Beside her, Duo was bouncing again, serious spell over.
"What kind of doujinshi? Huh? Huh? Anything good?"

She cast one more glare in Hiiro's direction and then lifted
up the couch cushion she sat on to pull out a brown paper bag
nearly an inch thick. Clearing a bit of space and blushing redder
with every volume she set out, she emptied the bag.

Hiiro couldn't help the look of surprise when she finally
finished and stared down at the floor. "Closet yaoi
freak?"

Duo looked up from thumbing through the one on top and winked
at Hiiro. "How can she be a closet yaoi freak when
she's sleeping with both of us?"

This time both of them shot him a dirty look. "Don't be
such a hentai, Duo-chan," Usagi scolded. "Yuy! Give
that back!" she cried, trying to snatch back the volume he'd
picked up.

He twisted it around to several different angles, all the
while keeping it out of her reach. "How is this physically
possible?" he muttered aloud.

Before he knew it, both Duo and Usagi stood behind him,
staring down at the paper over his shoulders. He glanced up to
see them exchanging an equally ecchi look then grinning back down
at him. In an eerie unison, they stated, "We could show
you..."



::Owari?::

28 July 2001

Saa... another chappy done! Time to get back to work on Gods
and Other Creatures again, ne?

And I told you it didn't deny any of my other fics... Everyone
caught the Dark Side of the Moon reference, right? As
you can tell, we're still in the Ultimate Crossover World, demo
I'm calling it the Ultimate Crossover World #003 now, because
it's the third major draft of it. (And in honour of my being on
my third draft of my personal essay for school. ^_~)

Maa maa... and this was written mostly while listening to my
Fushigi Yuugi Character Memories CD! (no da)

All right, that's all the closing notes for now. I await my
prize!

E-mail Eternal
SailorM (Angel-chan)!

Bai-bai!