Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ The Arrival ( Chapter 2 )

DISCLAIMOR: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS JUST THE IDEAS. THE SONG "SURVIVOR" GOES TO ITS RESPECTIVE OWNERS, DESTINY'S CHILD.

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Duo goes to the phone to register all of them in the contest. Not long after, they were all on a plane headed for that deserted island. Quatre looked out the window to see the sights while Trowa, Heero, and Wufei sat eyes closed, arms crossed, head tilted down. Duo was in his own world.

Duo: "I'm a survivor! Not gonna give up! Not gonna stop up! I'm gonna work harder! I'm a survivor! I'm gonna make it! I'm a survivor keep on survivin'!"

Wufei: You're not gonna survive anything if you don't shut the hell up.

Trowa: What's the point in that song anyway?

Duo: It gets you in the spirit! Don't worry so much, things will be fine.

Heero: Then why do I still think this is a bad idea?

Duo: I can't answer that.

Heero: Why?

Duo: Cuz then you'll kill me.

Wufei: Smart thinking.

Then a steward came and brought them their meals. After all was set he left with just a nod.

Duo: You better eat up cuz it's the last good meal yer gonna get! *practically inhales his food*

Quatre: Trowa, you didn't order anything?

Trowa: I don't trust airplane food. It doesn't even deserve to be called "food".

Quatre: Oh, it can't be that bad. *takes a small bite* Uh...heh...ahem..*makes a face*

Wufei: *turns green*

Heero: *looks at Duo* How can you eat that stuff?

Duo: Believe me, you all will be eatin' worse stuff than this once we get there.

Quatre: *spits out tea* THEY CALL THIS TEA??!!

Heero: *grabs the steward by the collar and points a gun to his head* You listen up. I want some decent food, not some shit that you people saved from a couple of years ago! I've stepped in better tasting food!

Quatre: AND I WANT SOME DECENT TEA!!!

Steward: *trembling* Y-ye-yes sir. B-bu-but this is all w-we-we've got! *sweating*

Heero: I want to see the person in charge right now!

Steward:Y-y-yes sir. *runs away*

Duo: *mouth full* You've eaten food you've stepped in?

Heero: *sticks barrel of gun in Duo's mouth* I'ts a figure of speech and if you don't shut up I'll pump your guts full of lead! Understood?

Duo: *nods quickly*

Relena: You wanted to see me?

Wufei: What in the name of Nataku are you doing here onna?

Relena: *ignoring remark* I work heree and I'm the person in charge. You wanted to see me Heero?

Heero: Yea, I wanted to see you dead.

Duo: Hey, are you a coming with us or something?

Relena: Yes.

Trowa: Spare me.

Duo: You're not a contestant, right?

Relena: No, you five are the only contestants.

Quatre: Why's that?

Relena: Because no one wanted to be on a deserted island with Gundam Pilots.

Duo: Nobody likes me! Everbody hates me!

Wufei: You've finally gotten the point Maxwell.

Duo: *pouts* Meanie.

Trowa: *flat tone* So why are you here?

Relena: Well the person in charge/host of ths show got sick and asked me if I wanted to take the job. At first I didn't want to, but when I heard Heero was coming I knew this was a perfect opportunity!

While Relena is getting all stary-eyed, Heero slinks back in his seat while Quatre passes a slight chuckle, Duo spits out all his food, and Trowa and Wufei exchange nervous glances.

Duo: Perfect opportunity? For what?

Relena: *hee hee* That's my secret. Look, there's the island!

Intsantly, Heero gets up and grabs a parachute before heading towards the emergency exit. After opening he jumped out without a glance towards the others.

Relena: He always has to be first.

Duo: Hey man! Hurry up and release your parachute! Are you trying to kill yourself or what?! Damn I'm gonna have nightmares over this one!

Quatre: Hey, he's really gonna die!

Duo: Well I'm sure he'll make a nice Heero-shaped hole in the ground.

Relena: Oh my God! HEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Heero's eyes popped open when he heard Relena's deafening call. His hand automatically pulled the string that released his parachute.

Duo: Man, it's way too late now!!!

Quatre: He's on the ground!

Wufei: Ouch...that had to hurt

Trowa: He's still alive.

Relena: Phew!!

Heero: *from the ground* DAMN IT!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE RELEASED MY PARACHUTE!!!!

Wufei: Could you keep it down Yuy? You're almost as bad as your girlfriend.

Relenea: *tee hee* ^^v *^-^*

Heero: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Relena: *pout* Oh Heero...I'm hurt.

Duo: Ya know, if I didn't know any better I'd say this has happened before.

Wufei: Then I guess you DON'T know any better.

Duo: *stares blankly*

Trowa: You really are clueless.

Duo: *blink blink*

Heero continued to throw a fit on the ground while the others patiently waited for the plane to land. Once it did Relena jumped down onto the beach and runs towards Heero.

Relena: Oh Heero! *hugs tightly* I thought you were gonna die!

Heero: *just stands there* So did I, and I was going to die until you interfeared.

Relena: hey! You've got me to thank for!

Heero: No, I don't.

Relena: *pout* Big SPANDEX meanie.

Duo started bursting out laughing, so did Quatre who was practically crying. Trowa allowed nothing more than a chuckle, and Wufei just rolled his eyes.

Heero: Will you shut up???!!!

...S...I...L...E...N...C...E...

Relena: *motions to camera man to start filming* Welcome to another edition of SURVIVOR! Joining me today are our five contestants: Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner, and Wufei Chang. Let's introduce our first contestant, Heero Yuy. Before we do I want to let the world know he's no longer my boyfriend.

Heero: *somewhere off camera* I WAS NEVER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

Relena: *sighs* Well, Heero, what would you like to say to the public?

Heero: *death glare at the camera* ...Omae o korosu...

Relena: Oh, ahem, next question. What did you bring with you for SURVIVOR??

Heero: *points barrel of a large machine gun to her head* This.

Relena:*running away* OK folks! *sweatdrop* Next is Duo. Duo what would-

Duo:*takes microphone away from her* I'd like to say to the not-so-good people of OZ: Lookie who's on TV! The God of Death has returned from hell! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!

Relena: Uh, Duo?

Duo: ha ha ha-eh? Wha? Oh, and I brought this big o'l bottle of whiskey.

Relena: Why whiskey?

Duo: To keep me warm at night.

Relena: Then why didn't you bring a sweater?

Duo: Geez lady! You ask too many damn questions! What is this an interrogation or something? You keep that up and your gonna find yourself in a scary predicament with the God of Death!

Relena: *turns to Trowa* And you Trowa?

Trowa: You've got the wrong guy. I'm not Trowa.

Relena: Then who are you?

Trowa: I have no name. If you must call me something just call me No Name.

Quatre: You're Trowa! Don'cha remember?

Trowa: Who am I? Where am I?

Quatre: Quick! Someone get ZERO system!

Trowa: NOO!! Hey! I remember! I'm Trowa!

Relena: Go figure. Well, what would you like to say?

Trowa: Hi Catherine, hi Lion. Cathy, did you remember to feed Lion? Lion, did you eat Catherine when she tried to feed you?

Relena: ooookay, what did you bring?

Trowa: A big berral of gel.

Relena: Why?

Trowa: If my hair doesn't stay this way, something drastic will happen.

Relena: Like hell freezing over?

Trowa: Something like that.

Relena: Next is Quatre. What is it you'd like to say?

Quatre: Thank you princess. I'd like to say hi to the Magonac Corps who were so kind in agreeing to watch over my dear Sandrock! *tears*....and I brought tea.

Relena: Why tea?

Quatre: It prevents me from going insane.

Relena: Really?

Quatre: Yea, since father died I havent' been the same. Tea helps me...tea is good.

Duo: It's like what happens to a warewolf under a full moon!

Quatre:*glares which makes him look cuter than angry* Not funny.

Relena: And you, Chang Wufei?

Wufei: I've got nothing to say to you woman.

Relena: Not me, to the audience.

Wufei: There are women in the audience so therefore I still have nothing to say.

Relena: *annoyed* Then say something to our MALE viewers.

Wufei: OK. I want all to know that I didn't want to be here in the first place but I had to because of Maxwell and his selfishness and for making fun of my name WHICH I will not say on live TV for if I do all mankind will know my hideous nick-name and then I'd have to kill all of you AND also it's INJUSTICE!!!!! *takes a breath* And I brought Nataku.

Relena: *mouth drops*

Other four: WHAT??

Relena: Why Nataku?...your Gundam?

Wufei: A life without Nataku is no life at all.

Quatre: Isn't Nataku your wife's name or somthing?

Duo: Ya mean Wu-man married his Gundam? Geez man, what the hell are you thinkin'? What can you do with a MS?

Wufei: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT AND YOU BETTER STOP WHERE YOU ARE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET NATAKU AND SQUISH YOU LIKE THE ANNOYING LITTLE BUG YOU ARE!!!

Duo:*wide-eyed* eheh *gulp* Nice china-man, good boy.

Camera Man: *chuckles* This'll be an interesting series indeed.

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And so it ends! Who is the Camera Man? Don't you think that from what all he has seen he should beat least a LITTLE afraid? If you wanna find out who the Camera Man is you know what to do! R&R! Go ahead and take your guess in your reviews!