Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ A Bit of Poetry ( Chapter 9 )

Rei: We are definately doing some major editing to this whole thing

Zechs: Oh come on.

Rei: No! I will not be humiliated more than I already have!

Wufei: Don't you think we've been humiliated enough?

Rei: Shut up! Or I'll send Sally Po over here too!

Duo: Geez, talk about major PMS.

Rei: THAT'S...IT!!! *steam rising*

Duo: *shrinks back and in a shaky voice* Uh...I love you sis?

Rei: GAAAHHH!!!! *sets Duo's family jewels on fire*

Duo screams in a voice that resembles a soprano as his eyes practically pop out of his head. He ran down the beach again and threw himself in the water.

Rei: ALL RIGHT! WHO'S NEXT??!!

No one moved...they were too scared to for they "treasured" their family jewels.

Quatre: Poor Duo.

Duo comes back.

Trowa: Are you all right?

Duo: *in high voice that resembles a chip-munk* I'm all right. *faints*

Wufei: Woman! You've practically destroyed what makes a man a man!

Trowa: Wufei, you've never considered Duo as a man.

Heero: And since when are you defending him anyway?

Quatre: *still in shock* Oh...my...

Rei: And also I thoutht that according to you what makes a man a man is that he's not a weakling, has pride, a good sense of justice, need I go on?

Wufei: Not necessarily...I get the point.

Rei: Good! Now shut up or you'll be next. You've underestimated the strength of a woman and that is one of the main reasons why I despise you. And since that you've been overpowered and defeated I LAUGH! HA! Zechs? I want a personal copy of this moment for my own personal use of enjoyment and/or blackmail.

Zechs: Will do.

Wufei: Kisama! I'll get Nataku and squish you!

Rei: If so, or do anything else to anger me, I'll give you the woman's curse!

Wufei: The what?

Quatre: What's that?

Rei: Wufei will find out if he doesn't watch it. And I guarantee you that he'll not like it one bit.

Wufei started muttering angrily to himself about the injustice of it all while the others were looking at Duo, unable to imagine the pain he was in.

Rei: I'm going inside that little cave or whatever the hell you call that thing we had to sleep in *ugh* so don't disturb me if you know what's good for you! *leaves*

Trowa: *looking down at Duo* Is there anything we can do?

Heero: I have...no idea..

Quatre: Ohh!! And me with only tea!

Wufei: This is way beyond my comprehension. I mean, we knew it was coming to him...but I didn't think it would actually hapen.

Quatre: *to Duo*

Oh woe is thee!

Somehow it is left to only me!

And yet I only have tea!

But how could that be?

Can it be useful to thee?

For now we can only see

As your soul is erroded by the sea.

Yes, the sea of Firy Fury!

Oh woe is thee!

Trowa: Quatre, you've been reading too many poetry books.

Zechs: Yeah, lay off the Shakespear.

Quatre: It doesn't have to be Shakespear, you all can do one. That was just off the top of my head anyway.

Heero: Sure I'll do one. *ahem* I want to die...the end.

Quatre: Come on, you can do better than that.

Heero: Fine....

I want to die

And I'll tell you why

It's cuz of that guy

Whom I think is Relena's spy. *points at Zechs*

And when I die

I won't fly

To that place in the sky

And if you sigh

Then you will die

Even though you will try

To stay alive

But you will die

It ain't no lie

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Quatre: Ummm....okay...anyone else?

Trowa:

On my face is painted a frown

Ah yes, the mark of a clown.

Funny to you it may sound

But there is no shame in a clown.

When you feel down

You hear the laughter's sound

Of the clown.

Wufei: But you never laugh.

Trowa: So what if I was stretching for an ending? Like you could do any better.

Wufei: I can!!!

I refuse to be weak

And those who are, are freaks!

My strength is at its peak

Higher than those who are meek.

You geek!

You think you can seek

The will NOT to be weak?!

I WON'T BE WEAK!!!

...S...I...L...E...N...C...E...

Wufei: ...so there..

Quatre: Uh...Bravo? Well uh *changing subject* is there something we can do for Duo?

Heero: Knock him on the head with c-nuts?

Quatre: Heero that's mean!

Heero:...and your point is?

Trowa: I got an idea. Duo, if you don't wake up, Quatre is going to cut off your braid!

Duo: *bolts up* WHAAA??? Don't do it Q-man! Plleeeeeeeeeeeeezzz!!!

Wufei: Why'd you go and wake him up for huh? He was perfectly fine the way he was!

Heero: And quieter too.

Duo: *looks around* Where's muh sis?

Quatre: In the cave.

Duo: Okiday *goes to cave*

Quatre: Wait! She said not to disturb her! *sighs*

Trowa: Incredible.

Quatre: What is?

Trowa:...after what just happened to him, he can still walk...without limping.

Wufei: I guess some of Yuy's invincible habits rubbed off on him.

Heero: *arches brow* Yeah, whatever.

After a few minutes...

Quatre: Hey, Duo hasn't come back yet.

Wufei: Perhaps Rei had to put him out of commission again.

Trowa: But we haven't heard her "Sonic Scream of Death" yet.

Quatre: ...nice title...

Wufei: You think it's worse than Relena's?

Heero: No one screams worse than Relena.

Wufei: Then maybe we should give the "Sonic Scream of Death" title to Relena.

Heero: Please, don't remind me. Everytime I hear her...it's like I gotta fight ZERO system.

Quatre: eesh.

Wufei: Well, if he is dead, I want to know how Rei killed him. It could be interesting.

Quatre: But what if Rei kills you too?

Wufei: Impossible. there's no way that a woman can defeat me!

Heero: But Rei has already defeated you.

Trowa. Oh the irony!

Wufei: Silence fools!

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~*~Lady Pheonix~*~