Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ Sparks Fly ( Chapter 11 )

Rei: *pulls Wufei and Heero's ears and pinches them* Then knock it off already!

Wufei: Curse you woman! Let me go or I'll...YEEEOOOWWW!!!!

Rei: *slightly burns Wufei's ear* Or you'll do what? *glare*

Wufei: *starts muttering and cursing in Chinese*

Rei: Yeah? Well whatever you said, right back at ya! *pushes Heero and Wufei away*

While Rei brushes her hands clean, Wufei was screaming his head off like a madman.

Wufei: GEEZ WOMAN! MY EAR!! YOU PRACTICALLY BURNED OFF MY EAR!! WHY IN THE-

Rei: -the name of Nataku must I have such an injustice, yeah yeah we all know your famous line.

Wufei: How is it that-

Rei:-I know your exact words?

Wufei: *stare*

Rei&Duo: Cuz your so predictable that's why!

Rei and Duo stared at eachother in silence. After a while Trowa and Quatre came up to the silent, staring pair and waved their hands in front of them. Niether of them blinked.

Quatre: Maybe Rei is putting Duo in a trance.

Trowa: But she's not chanting.

Zechs: Maybe it's a mental thing.

Rei: We...said the exact same thing.

Duo: Yep, sure looks like it.

Rei: Why'd you do that?

Duo: Dunno.

Rei: Think of another reason.

Duo: Why?

Rei: Cuz that wasn't good enough.

Duo: So?

Rei: So think of another one.

Duo: Why?

Rei: Cuz.

Duo: Cuz why?

Rei: Cuz I said so!

Duo: But-

Rei: Dammit why are you disrespecting your sister! *gasp* OMG! Did I just say that?

Duo: Ha-ha! You finally admit it!! You are my sis!

Rei: Oh shut up! *walks away*

Duo: NO use denying! *goes after her*

Trowa: Where's Quatre?

Quatre was standing in the water, waving two Japanese fans and jumping, dancing, and yelling.

Quatre: I will make sure the plane sees us!

Wufei: He's been reduced to a cheerleader.

Zechs: Pitiful.

Heero: *pulls out machine gun*

Trowa: Hey! Where'd that come from?

Heero: I dunno. It just appeared. Thank you Author.

Author: No problem!

Zechs: Not fair!

Author: Hey, Heero's not Heero without his gun, right?

Heero: Right.

Trowa: I'm not me without my hair normal!

Wufei: And I'm not me without my katana!

Author: *sigh* Fine.

Trowa's hair goes back to normal and he's happy because he doesn't look like Wufei anymore. However....

Wufei: Hey! Where's my katana!

Author: You don't get it.

Wufei: What?!

Author: Nope.

Wufei: Why not!?

Author: Cuz I don't like you!!!

Wufei: Kisama!

Author: Oh Kisama yourself!

Rei: *comes over* Hey! Put my hair back to normal too!

Author: Sure.

Rei: Thanks! Yes! No more braid!

Heero: You do realize you are also the author so thus you're talking to yourself.

Rei: Hey, since I'm in charge I can take away that gun, so be grateful!

Heero: Oh, that's right. Damn I forgot what I was gonna do with it.

Quatre is still dancing around with those fans on the beach....

Heero: Oh yeah. Now I remember.

Trowa: What are you doing?

Heero: Putting Quatre outta his misery.

Trowa: Oh no you don't!

Heero: Oh yes I do!!

They both start fighting over who gets control over the gun. They stopped when Rei had screamed angrily at her cell phone after hanging it up. In a rage her ki had intensified, sending a few fireballs in the air.

Duo: OOOO!!! Fireworks!

Quatre: What's wrong?

Rei: *turns to Zechs* Damn you! You and your possesed sister!

Zechs: *backs away while Rei advances* W-what are you talking about?

Rei: Your poor excuse for a sister canceled our flight home! I'm gonna kill that selfish bitch!

Duo&Quatre: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both headed down the beach again trying to look for a plane, a boat, anything to take them home.

Zechs: But what does that gotta do with me?

Rei: It was your private jet that was supposed to come and also...SHE'S YOUR SISTER!!!

Zechs: She stole my jet? That's the fifth time this month! Why doesn't she use her own damn jet?

Duo: Cuz she's a fuckin' moron that's why!

Zechs: Oh don't make me hurt you.

Duo: Ooo, me scared.

Zechs: *gets out camera and uses the laser beam to shoot at Duo* Well guess what? You should be! *continues fire*

Duo: *jumping and dodging* Holy cow! Dammit cut it out! Geez man!

Just about everytime Zechs fired at him, some type of cursing escaped from the lude boy's mouth.

Duo: The *jumps* hell's with *dodge* this guy!

Rei: *stops Zechs* All righ that's enough. You'll wanna save some ammo for Relena.

Zechs:...true...

Duo: Oh! Sis you saved me! *hugs* Thank you!

Rei: You've got two seconds to get your hands off me.

Duo: Fine *pouts...then gasps*

Rei: What is it now?!

Duo: It's...it's...it's...

Wufei: Are you gonna spit it out or keep it in like an old furball?!

Duo: Hey! Wu-man made a joke! That's at first. But anyway, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS REI??

Rei: Do what?

Duo: Your...our hair isn't the same! *tears*

Rei: Geez, ya just noticed?

Duo: What happened to my sis?

Heero: She was never your "sis" to begin with anyways.

Duo: *mad pout* Oh!! You're not helping!

Heero: Who said I had to?

Duo: Ohh! You're all impossible! *goes away*

Quatre: You're sure one to talk!!

Duo: *freezes and walks back* What's that supposed to mean Q-man?

Quatre: It's all your fault to begin with that we ended up on this stupid island!

Wufei: All right, let's kill him...of course it would be a lot easier if SOMEBODY would give me back my katana!

Author&Rei: Shaaddapp!

Quatre: Nooo...not death..*insanity filling his eyes* but pain...yeeesss pain. Such pain I have in store for you.

Trowa: Now Quatre...

Quatre: Don't stop me! Get away!

After a while Trowa managed to calm Quatre down with the promise of tea. Quatre slumped his shoulders and began singing "If I Were a Rich Man."

Quatre: If I only had my violin and there was a rooftop then I would be the "Fiddler on the Roof."

Duo: You could go in a tree. *pulls out Quatre's violin* Here man. You'll be the "Fiddler in the Tree."

Quatre: Might as well.

So Quatre takes the violin, some tea, and sits in a tree, singing: "If I Were a Rich Man."...well, his version..

Quatre: *singing* "If I were a rich man, I would buy a lot of things so I could cause Duo much pain!"

Wufei: Yeah, you go Winner! You da man!

Duo: Neva knew THAT side of you Wufei.

Wufei: And it will never be known again.

Rei: Thank god! That was scary.

Wufei: Shut up!

Rei: Make me! You're nothing without your katana!

Wufei: I still have Nataku, and it'll be nothing to conjure up a new version of the Chinese Torture Chamber.

Rei: Well uh I'm going back to our so-called shelter *walks away quickly* and freshen up some! Laterz!

(a/n Ok Author cutting in here. Here is one of the romance situations requested by the audience about Rei and Trowa. I can't believe I'm doing this, I'M NO GOOD AT IT! But since it's only PG-13 I don't have to....really go into detail *cough* Ok so if there are some people who don't like reading this kinda thing <and i dun blame them> just scroll down until you see the SAFE SIGN. If not, read away!)

After closing the shelter door, or which was just a large piece of driftwood covering the cave entrance, Rei plopped herself down on the hard floor and sighed. Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse around here! She was there, all by herself, stuck on an island that was surely destined to blow up from the chaos caused from the pilots arrival. She rubbed the side of her temples, trying to decrease the pressure that seemed to build up like a hot flame. There was then a knock.

Rei: Go away! I don't want to hear any crap from anybody!

Trowa: It's just me.

Rei: Oh, uh....you can come in.

Trowa: *comes in* It's nice to know I at least have your approval.

Rei: Why wouldn't you?

Trowa: Could have fooled me by the way you treat me sometimes. Picking on Duo is understandable, but when you lash out on me-

Rei: *sighs* Ok ok I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. It was just leftover anger that wasn't given the chance to be flung out at someone so...yeah that was stupid. But how would you react if all of a sudden you were thrown on a deserted island with deranged people and everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and nothing seemed to be the way as it should!

Trowa: I believe I can relate to that pretty well.

Rei: *smile* You're right. *cracks shoulder*

Trowa: You all right?

Rei: Oh, just a backache from sleeping on cave floors, no big. I've been in worse situations that this.

Without a word, Trowa sat behind her and gently moved her hair away as he massaged her shoulders. This surprised her, he had never shown this much concern for her before, and she felt it in his fingers as they continued to sooth away her pains. She gave a slight groan of pleasure from the tingle she felt down her spine, as his touch seemed to become lighter...almost carressing.

Rei: Did you ever...feel that the one thing that you thought you wanted, was something that you never expected? To feel things that you know you shouldn't, but you know that...it's the only way to...to.

Trowa: *circles his arms around her* I know exactly what you mean.

He gently kissed the tip of her ear and slowly moved his hands under her shirt. Rei moaned and gave herself to the sensations she felt. After a while, she shuddered, and Trowa stopped.

Trowa: Stop me if you don't want this. It's okay if you don't want to.

Rei: Do you? *looks in his eyes* Do you want this?

Trowa didn't have to answer, Rei could see it in his sparkling green eyes. Those eyes looked so magnificent and intense in color...they looked hungry too. Rei knew that the only way that hunger could be satisfied, was to give all of herself. Within her eyes, showed the exact same hunger for him. After an earth-shattering kiss that left them both breathless, they gave themselves into their sudden desires.

***SAFE SIGN***

(a/n I told you I'd let you know when it was safe! Ok so that was my first romance sceene I ever wrote so go easy on me if you didn't like it so much ok? Continuing on...)

Duo: Damn! Why the hell do we hafta be stuck on this stupid island?!

Wufei: Baka (idiot), it was your idea to come here in the first place.

Duo: Oh yeah. ^_^ '

Quatre: *still in tree* "Sunrise, sunset. Sunrise, sunset. Still I have no money!"

Duo: *yells up tree* "Still you are insane!"

Quatre: *drops c-nut on Duo's head* Don't confuse me with you!

Duo: Owch! Geez man! Wait a sec...*counts* someone is missing.

Heero: You just noticed?

Duo: It's Trowa! Things have been too quiet without the silent one around.

Heero: *sweatdrop* That made no sense.

Wufei: Who said he had any sense to begin with?

Duo: Ya'll are cruel. *pouts*

At that moment Rei and Trowa emerge from the shelter and join the rest of them.

Duo: There you are! Ack! Rei! Your hair turned red?

Rei: *gasps* Uh...umm...I dyed it.

Duo: So what was Trowa in there for eh?

Rei: He was helping me.

Duo: Oh really? I don't believe you.

Trowa: And why not?

Duo: C'mon Tro-man, you sly devil. *nudges arm with devilish grin* I don't see how havin your fly open has anything to do with hair dying. *points down*

Trowa: Oh shit!

Rei: *buries her face in her hands* Dear lord!

Duo: I guess it has everything to do with hair dying then!

Heero: I've heard enough. I'm goin' fishing. *leaves*

Duo: Looks like Trowa did a bit of his own fishing!

Suddenly an electric c-nut zips by and hits Duo on the head. He falls ova.

Lita: I thought I'd keep you company while you were stuck here.

Rei: Thank god Lita!

Wufei: Great...another woman.

Rei&Lita: Shut it Wuffy!

Wufei: >_< GRRRRRRR!!!!!

Quatre: "Aye yi yi yieeee! Canta no llore!"

Rei: Please, Lita, can you cure him?

Lita: Sure, oi he's scary. Be back later.

Zechs *whisper* So far it is only Trowa and I who know exactly how/why your hair turns red.

Rei: Zechs! *blush* That was a long time ago when I was young and naive and...

Zechs: Wonderful?

Rei: Stupid!

Zechs: You say that, yet you still blush at the memories that we shared. Your eternal flames that you have set within me have not deminished...all but a small spark remains...a hopeful spark.

Rei: *glare* Then how about I throw you in the ocean so that spark can die!

Zechs It won't be that easy.

Rei: You're just jealous that's all cuz I was with....oh nevermind. *blush*

Zechs: I'm not the only one who's jealous.

Rei: Oh is that so? Whatever.

Zechs: You don't beleive me? I know who it is and I'm willing to tell you...he's unconcious.

Rei: ACK??? DUO??? You gotta be kiddin me! How do you know?

Zechs: It's fairly obvious. Why do you think he always "seems" to get on your nerves. He does it for attention so you will notice him. Why do you think he wanted you as his "sister"? So he could get closer to you that's all. For a guy who seems absentminded, he sure is sneaky.

Rei: You've done your homework. *changing subject* What ever happened to Noin? I thought you were with her.

Zechs: I was, but that was only so I could get my mind off of the way things used to be between you and I. But I was a fool to believe that anyone could replace you.

Rei: That's it, I've heard enough.

Rei goes ova to Lita who is standing under the tree that Quatre climbed.

Rei: I thought you were gonna help him.

Lita: Nuthin' much I can do right now, he's in one of those phases. Just gotta let it run through his system.

Quatre: "La Cucaracha! La Cucaracha! Eni meanie miny moe! La Cucaracha! La Cucaracha! Eni meanie miny moe!"

Rei: How long must this insanity last?

Lita: I guess you've had it pretty hard huh?

Rei: I'll say, it's been nuthin but hell here and it's all Relena's fault!

Trowa: *passing by briefly* It wasn't all hell, you have to admit.

Rei: *angry blush and turns away*

Lita: So I see you've had some fun *flicks Rei's hair*

Rei: Knock it off!

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So thus ends chapter eleven! One more chapter to go! Next chapter doesn't have too much in it so it will be kinda short. Thanks for reading and for all of your reviews!

I've gotten some comments about that I'm "mean" to Duo.

Duo: YEAH! YOU PEOPLE FINALLY NOTICED! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT-OWCH! knock it of L.P!

*looking innocent* That wasn't me. But anyway, I can assure all of you that Duo won't die, I have no intention of Duo dying in this story cuz I luv him way to much for that!

Duo: Doesn't feel like it.

It's called tough love. *pats his head* It's okay, I'm only reacting to the insanity that you fill my life with. And that's a complement.

Duo: Gee thanx!....I think...

Anyway, I won't be "picking" on Duo anymore, cuz I'm now gonna pick on Wufei.

Wufei: WHAT?? ONNA WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL??

Nothing! Anyway thanks for reading and keep reviewing and sending me e-mails. If you enjoyed this story then I know you will enjoy the one-shot I just finished "My First Day of High School" It goes into me and two of my friends and how we 'survived' our first day of school. Damn that was a survivor show in itself! But anyway hope you go ahead and read that.

By the way I guess I should explain the whole thing about Rei's hair going red and all. I think it's fairly obvious about HOW that happened. I figured I'd put a little reaction thing that happens since when you look at manga pics of the sailor senshi, their hair is different colors....so i figured why the hell not add that little tidbit in there.

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~