Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ GW vs. SM ❯ So it begins (Place your bets) ( Chapter 1 )

Okay. First, this is not actually my story. An old (not girlfriend,) just friend that's a girl of mine asked me to post this for her, since she had been having trouble with her downloads (She couldn't download Microsoft word.) So, if you find this offensive, too bad. Don't bitch about it. IT ISN'T MY FAULT! (And yes, I do have permission from her.)

(Also, I dare you to count the number of steel drums mentioned. I underlined them for u to make it easier.)

On the last episode of Gundam Wing: The Gundam Team was assigned to Tokyo for an investigation of the local factory. They enlisted in the nearby school, where they met 6 other girls, who didn't seem to pose a threat, but annoyed the Hell out of them when they walked to school….

Uh… Anywho, mysterious monsters starting showing up, but before the GW Boys could deal with the matter, another team of teens beat them to the chase; a team of `sailor' girls. That not being the issue, they decide to make their move upon the factory and infiltrate without the use of the Gundams.

However, the 5 Pilots will soon realize that their mission is NOT that simple, because the Sailor Scouts are coming up with the same strategy for the mysterious factory.

Chapter 1: Factory Mayhem

Usagi sat in front of the TV next to Rini while the rest of her comrades (or girlfreinds) tried to come up with a strategy to overcome the latest threat upon Neo Tokyo.

The newswoman on the TV announced:

"Hundreds of people in Neo Tokyo are frightened out of their minds over the recent gunfire and explosions heard at the Factory Building in the Downtown city area. It was said that when cops were sent to handle the situation, they disappeared, losing all contact with headquarters. So now the city has decided to call them off and await a more formidable help…"

Usagi chomped on her chocolate chip cookie and enunciated, "Wow, this looks bad! I wonder who's gonna face that?"

Raye bonked Usagi on the head and snapped, "We are, you Meat-Head! You're SO STUPID!!! How in the WORLD did YOU become leader you DOLT!!!"

Usagi began her usual wailing and raspberry. Raye counterattacked with a raspberry of her own.

Annoyed, and deeply embarrassed, Rini whacked Usagi on the head as well, "Don't you get it, Meatball Head!? We have to save the city! "She yelled.

"Yeah! Usagi, this could be the final confrontation!" Lita intervened.

"We could be rid of the new threat forever!" Mina cheered.

"Oh….. Yeah, I knew that…" Usagi suddenly decided to get serious. "Alright, Super Sailor Scout Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake-Up!!!"

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Duo Maxwell rubbed his gloved hands together and grinned, "Well, that makes 12 police cars for the taking!"

Heero Yuy dragged yet another unconscious cop into a nearby steel drum and paused, "We have Gundams, Duo. Why would we need a car?" he spoke in his usual lifeless tone. After saying that, he stuffed the cop into the steel drum (BEGIN COUNTING!) and pushed it down the sloped road.

Duo blinked and shuddered at the sound of the loud metallic CRASH of the drum colliding with the other 24 steel drums.

"… I was just kidding, Heero. But you gotta admit those police car engines would make a pretty penny on the Black Market!"

The Perfect Soldier pondered for a bit, "Hn…" He was actually considering the idea.

"…" Trowa Barton announced dragging yet another unconscious body from within the factory building itself. The victim was not a cop though; he wore a lab coat and creepy-looking swirly glasses on his face. He had very light blonde hair.

"…" Heero responded.

Duo scratched his head, "You two are SO weird!" he exclaimed.

Just then, Quatre Raberba Winner appeared, climbing down the side of the factory building. Wufei Chang was also seen exiting the decimated facility, only he decided to just jump off the building.

"What's the deal, Quatre?" Duo asked. "I heard some crazy stuff while I was out here with the cops."

"It was like the Playboy Mansion from Hell!" Quatre said as he wiped his forehead in exhaustion.

"Cool!"

"Uhm…. NO!" Quatre continued, "All these crazy half naked women were attacking us with pods and chicks with the GOOFIEST costumes tried to…harass us." He pointed to the professor and concluded, "That guy was giving the orders until Trowa…"

"Kicked his ass for all it was worth," Wufei added staring at the Silencer with a newfound respect (uh more so…). He then walked off peering down the road at the collection of steel drums scattered all over street and mumbled, "Stupid women, STUPID professor…. Poor cops."

"He touched my hair…" Trowa mumbled VERY lowly. "…He touched my hair…." He repeated with a low growl.

Heero walked over to Trowa and his captive, he was about to take him and stuff him into a steel drum, but he noticed the name tag. "Prof. Tomoe? This is an OZ agent?"

Trowa spoke, "I don't think so. To be honest this does NOT look like the work of OZ. I mean... pod monsters?"

Duo slyly sneaked up and snatched Prof. Tomoe out of Trowa's grip and hastily dragged him towards the garbage dumpster not to far off.

Trowa just stared after the God of Death….. oddly. "I think we should leave this place before we attract anymore attention." He uttered without emotion and started to walk off.

"Affirmative. Let's move out." Heero agreed using the same tone and strolled off.

Despite the fact the Pilots 01 and 03's voices were barely audible to Quatre and Wufei, the two understood the obvious body language (the walking off part) and followed. They glanced back at Duo who was still trying to push over a half ton garbage receptacle.

"He'll figure it out…" Wufei grumbled to Quatre. "…eventually."

Quatre nodded and spoke out to the Wing Zero pilot, "Heero, Outer Space is where we need to be right now."

"I completely agree, Quatre." He said in compliance. Heero abruptly turned around and cracked a sadistic smirk and concluded, "We will blow this place up."

"Kick ass!" Trowa and Wufei shouted.

"Uh……." Trowa became shocked at his own reaction and went back to mute mode. "…"

The Sandrock pilot blinked at Heero for a second and protested, "I didn't say: `Let's blow the place up!' ---- I said: `That we need to go to outer space!'"

"Whoa! Blow the place up!?" Duo rejoiced not to far off in distance as he sent the dumpster rolling down the sloped road. "Hell's YEAH!"

Quatre put his hands in his face, "Dear… gawd!"

Pilot 04 soon found himself chasing behind the other 4 pilots begging for mercy… of Neo Tokyo. Unfortunately, his pleas for the city were in vain. Heero, Trowa, and Wufei marched onward. Duo skipped, cartwheeled, jogged, and practically raced towards the secret hideaway.

"We're blowing up a city! We're blowing up a city! We're blowing up a city! We're blowing up a city!" The Deathscythe pilot cheered evilly (is that really a word?)

"Can't we just leave?" Quatre whined.

"….No." Heero answered coldly.

"Why do we always have to destroy and blow up the places we go to and leave from?"

"Because, we can." Trowa responded low-but coldly.

"'Because WE CAN?!?' That's not an answer!"

"It's the ONLY answer. The assignment was a fluke. We wasted precious time…" Wufei recalled. "We could've been nuking multiples of cities and bases, and mobile suits…"

"So to retaliate, you're gonna blow up Neo Tokyo?! That's NOT fair!!!" Quatre continued the fight for lives.

Heero and the other turned around to glare at Quatre.

"Life's not fair, Quatre," Heero spoke as he silently motioned for Trowa to act, "Neither is this…."

BONK!!!

Trowa had quietly snuck up behind the blonde Arabian and `BONKED' him on the head.

"AaaAaaYH! My heart………..my soul…………….my heaaaaaaaad……" he whimpered as he lost consciousness.

"I'm not carrying him!" Duo laughed trotting away.

Wufei was already out of the scene.

"You hit him." Heero stared at Quatre's unconscious body.

"You sent the order…" Trowa protested.

"You're taller…"

"You're…. you're…. damnit!"

"Gets him every time…" Heero uttered to himself as he walked off, free from carrying-unconscious-Quatre-duty (This apparently happens often).

That being done, the 5 Gundam pilots were well on their way to boarding their walking doomsday machines….

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