Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Revenge is Sweet ❯ Surprise! ( Chapter 1 )

I got bored with all the normal sailor moon/gundam wing crossover fic so I figured I'd give a comedy/sexual/revenge fic a shot. So here we go with a newbie fic by me.

ConejaDiabla: You forgot to introduce me!

Chibifox: And me!

Oh yes, these are my muses, ConejaDiabla and Chibifox. They help me from time to time *mumbles under breath* although they aren't very good most of the time

Chibifox: Hey! We inspire you with everything you write. We could easily take our inspiration elsewhere!

No! *falls to knees, begs* don't leave me! I need you guys.

ConejaDiabla: Well then. Let's get on with this fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own these anime, no matter how much I wish I did. I'd be a happier and richer person f I did!

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"Aiiiieeeeee!!!!" a disgruntled blonde screeched as she hopped in her neon pink a. k. a. jelly bean, jeep and peeled out of her driveway. She was pissed at Duo and the world. One of her supposed best friends, Rei a.k.a. Sailor Mars, abandoned her for that loser Chiba a.k.a. Tuxedo Kamen and prince of earth, and her boyfriend broke up with her..again. As she squealed down the street, almost tipping the jeep as she turned quickly around a corner, she blasted her stereo to play "Losing My Grip" by Avril Lavigne and fumed.

<He thinks he can break up with me? That baka! No one breaks up with me. I am the dumper not the dumpee! Baka Baka!> Serena thought "Shimatta!" she cried out and braked quickly to a red light and growled while glaring around to her left and right. She looked to her left to see a gorgeous man with Prussian blue eyes and thick dark hair on her left. He looked very muscular (AN: *drools, slaps self* finish writing the fic now^_^) and completely hunky. Looking to her right she saw the bane of her existence at that moment: her ex boyfriend Duo. He could feel someone looking at him through his car and turned his violet eyes to see Serena staring at him hatefully. He smiled smugly in her direction.

Serena growled again until she was struck with inspiration. Leaping out of her jeep, she walked over to the hunky man's car and knocked on the window. Looking surprised, he rolled down the window and looked at her expectantly. Surprising the man, she leaned in and kissed him full on the mouth. Until that point Duo had looked curiously at her to see what kind of stunt she was pulling. He had seen her walk to the car and knock on the window. When she kissed the man, whose face he couldn't see, his jaw dropped for just a moment before he became pissed off.

After a moment, Serena leaned back and smiled seductively at the man. "meet me at Club Moon (AN: sorry! I am not that creative with names) tonight and we'll see what comes from that. The man nodded dumbly as Serena jumped back in her jeep and, with a superior smile and laugh, sped off down the roads once again. The song playing now was "Bouncing Off The Walls" by Sugar cult and that was exactly what she felt like doing.

A short time later she showed up at her best friend Mina's home and pounded on the door. "Mina, open your damn door!" she screamed. Mina looked out of her bedroom window. "What the hell are you going on about?" she hollered back. Serena looked up and yelled back to her, "Hurry and get dressed we are going clubbing! It's just you and me. Lita can't make it because she has to work! I need a man!" Mina looked puzzled. "What about Duo?" she questioned. "He ended it, that's what Duo is about. Damn bakayaro! Now hurry up and get dressed. I have stuff you can use at my apartment. Hurry!"

Mina quickly ducked back inside her window and threw on a pair of sweats. Rushing out the door after she grabbed her purse, she and Serena leaped into the jelly-bean jeep and sped off to Serena's apartment to get ready to club.

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The rock music made the walls pulsate and the black light made anything white glow. Serena and Mina walked in perfectly dressed to join their fellow moshers or just chill at the bar. Serena had on a pink halter with a black mini skirt and combat boots. Her dragon earrings and dog chain necklace were a perfect match with her dark pink lipstick and eye shadow. Her hair, which she had cut to mid back that afternoon, was done up in spiky pigtails with a purple teacup rose in each. Mina was wearing an orange tube top with black jeans and orange tennis shoes. Her eyes were outlined in black eyeliner with gold eye shadow and lipstick on, with a ball chain necklace and heart-with-an-arrow-through-them earrings completed her outfit. She had her hair up in a bun with a few tendrils snaking out, curled and gelled to stay in place.

Quickly they ran to join the mosh pit when Lit's "Lipstick and Bruises" came blaring over the speakers. While in the mosh pit, they ran, literally, into Quatre, Serena's younger brother, and his friends Trowa and Heero. When Quatre realized who Serena was he started in on the twenty questions.

"What are you doing here Ser?" he asked over the loud music. She made a motion that she couldn't hear him, so the group moved to the bar and he asked her again. After ordering a kiss-in-the-dark and an apple martini, she turned and started to answer his questions.

She shrugged. "I needed a night out. And I am here because I can totally be here and have fun!" she simply said, and turned to pay the bartender for her drinks, which she downed instantly. "Besides, after having my heart broken, I think I deserve a night out."

Quatre looked puzzled. "Your boyfriend broke up with you?" When she nodded, he asked his next question. "So who was he?" he asked casually.

Serena carefully avoided the subject when she saw one of Quatre's friends. "Hey! I know you! You are the guy I smooched at the stop light!" she squealed, jumping up and down, much to her brother's disdain.

Heero nodded. "Yea I thought you looked familiar. Do you wanna dance?" Serena nodded enthusiastically and with a 'Hell yeah' led him to the dance floor where Good Charlotte's "Lifestyles of the Rich and famous" was playing. Quatre looked after them and then turned to Mina.

"So who was her ex?" He asked her, hoping to get more out her than he did his sister.

Mina shook her head. "You first. Serena is really your sister? Funny, she never mentioned you before."

Quatre shrugged. "She doesn't like to be associated with the Winner name. That's why she changed her's to Tsukino. Now who is her ex so I can kill him."

Mina laughed as she fixed her hair and sipped her water. "I don't think she'd appreciate you killing him. He may have hurt her but she still has feelings for him. But his name was Duo, Duo Maxwell." She looked at him with concern when Quatre's eyes bulged out of his head and he turned bright red. Trowa, who had been silent throughout this whole conversation, started cracking up. Mina looked at him with an expression on confusion on her face. "Did I miss something here?"

Trowa spoke. "Duo is one of our friends. And he just made the mistake of making the normally calm and cool Quatre angry as hell. So he might as well go out and buy a coffin right now." Suddenly Quatre screamed out, "I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BRAIDED BAKA!!!"

Mina looked shocked by his outburst. "Well, you have to wait behind me and Ami because we have first dibs." Upon their questioning glances, she continued. "Me and Ami are Serena's best friends. Ami is normally shy and reserved, until it concerns one of her friends. She's also the blue haired genius of Juuban. Hey here she comes! HEY AMI!" Mina screamed over the music.

A girl with spiky blue hair in an ice blue checked spaghetti strap dress with thigh high boots turned and started walking towards them. She had on a spiked dog collar with matching bracelets and dark blue eye shadow and black lipstick adorning her face. In her ears were two dangling snowflake earrings.

Upon reaching the three, she smiled shyly and greeted them. "Hi Mina. Looking good. Who are the cuties? (AN: yes I know ooc *grins goofily* but I mean can you picture Ami as a punk in the first place?@_@)

Mina grinned at the blue haired senshi before responding. "You're looking sexy tonight!" Ami blushed and then Mina motioned to first Quatre then Trowa. "This is Quatre, Serena's brother, and Trowa his friend." The four engaged in a conversation, not seeing the beginning topic of their conversation walk into the club with a turquoise hair girl.

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Ok, well here is chapter one. I know I have to finish games of a crazed host and I will, I just want the finale to be a good one.

Chibifox: Well, we are working double time *sitting at a typewriter, typing madly*

ConejaDiabla: Yes, and we are NOT getting paid enough

You don't get paid anything

ConejaDiabla: EXACTLY!

Here have a carrot.

ConejaDiabla: OOOH! Yummy!

Chibifox: And me?

Have some cookies

Chibifox: woohoo!!!

Ok well, R/R please! Ja ne!