Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Road Trip ❯ Road trip ( Chapter 1 )

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Road Trip
This is a sm/gw crossover. i hope you like it. ^.^
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It's the beginning of summer. The gwboys/girls and the sailor scouts
going on a camping trip. All of them couldn't fit in one van so they
used the Three Lights Tour Bus.
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At Serena House

Mom: Serena do you have everything?
Serena: Hai Mom.
Mom: And you Rini?
Rini: yup
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at heero house

Heero; Come on Relena.
Relena: I'm coming.
Heero: You know Duo, He will...........
Duo: I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Great. * Don't get mad*
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at the three lights bus

Seiya: Is everything ready?
Yaten: YES! YOU ASKED THAT 20 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taiki: What time we pick them up?
Yaten: AT 10:00AM! THAT'S THE 30TH TIME YOU ASK!!!!!!!!!!!
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9:50am
Everybody is at Heero house....well outside his house.

Wufei: THEY'RE LATE!!!!!!!
Duo: No, I said at 10:00am
All:WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Haruka:WE SAID 9:00 YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!
-beep, beep-
Seiya: WE HERE!!
Heero: You're late!
Three Lights: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Wufei: WE TOLD THIS BAKA HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IS 9:00AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2HRS PAST

Duo is high on SUGAR, Wufei is in the back of the bus, Serena and Haruka
are making out (an: hehe) Relena and Heero are talking about something,Trowa & Taiki
are reading a book, Ami, Mina, Rei, Lita, Sally Po, Dorothy, and Rini are playing
computer games, Hilde is doing her nails, Yaten is mad that the girls stole his laptop(an:hehe)
All of the sudden Duo started to sing....................well you'll find out (an:help me!!)

Duo: I don't want anybody else
When I think of about "ME"
I TOUCH MYSELF
OOOHHHH..........
Serena: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! Haruka give me a pan please!!
Heero: Here Serena a "BIG" pan

*BANG* Duo is unconscious on the floor (an: YEAH!!!!!)

END OF PART1. I'M TIRED OF WRITING NOW. PLEASE REVIEW I NEED 5 TO GO ON.
Wufei: YEAH!!!
Serena Kou: WUFEIIIII!!!!!
Wufei: SHUT UP YOU ONNA!!!!
Serena Kou: I'll be right back. There
Wufei: LET ME OUT YOU ONNA!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena Kou: hhhhhmmmmmm..... NO!
Haruka: Bye everybody.
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road trip part2-a
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Night time-

Quatre: Trowa got the cream?
Trowa: Yup!
Quatre: Haruka got the tweezers? ( SP?)
Quatre: Ok let's start. Which one is Dorothy?
Haruka: The one next to serena.

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-in the morning-
Haruka was in the kitchen making Serena's breakfast-

Serena: *yawn* Good *yawn* Morning.
Haruka: Good Morning kitten.
??????: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Then Dorothy came out (an: lol) BALD!!!!-
Serena: lol
Lita: What happ............lol
Dorothy: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Duo: HEL.......lol
Dorothy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: Can we send her back home?
Duo: NO, HEY BALDY
Taiki: Who yelled?
Serena: Dorothy
Taiki: Why?
Serena: Well.....she's.....she's....BALD. lol
Taiki: lol
Yaten: SHUT-UP!!!!
Serena: lol
Yaten: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Haruka: Your hair!
Yaten: My hair?
-then he look at the mirror-
Yaten: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IS GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seiya: HAHA I GOT YOU............Yaten?!??????


ok that's part 2-a. part 2-b will be out maybe next week. come on
i have homework to do. ^_^ well please review or no more fics.

: GET US OUT!!!!
SERENA KOU: NO!!
TAIKI: THAT WAS NOT NICE.
SERENA KOU: NOT NICE. THIS IS NICE THAT'S
NICE. WELL PLEASE REVIEW. ^O^
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road trip part2-b
NO FLAMES!!!! ^O^'
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Yaten: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IS GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seiya: HAHA I GOT YOU............Yaten?!??????
Yaten: YOU DID TO ME!!!!!!!
Seiya: You not Rei.
-then Rei came in-
Rei: Good Morning HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Yaten: Don't laugh, this was for you. FROM SEIYA!!!!!!!!
Rei: WHAT, SEIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rini: Good Morning.
Mamoru: Hello Rini.
Rini: Who invited him?
All: NOT ME!!!!!!
Heero: I'll kill him.
Relena: HEERO! Let's drop him outside the window when the bus is moving.
Heero: Good idea (an: I really hate mamoru)
-Then Heero push him out of the window. Then a truck ran him over-
All: YEA!!!!!
Duo: LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROAD TRIP 3-A
-AFTERNOON-
Bus Driver: Ok I have to put gas so go and buy some food.
All: OK
Serena: I'll go to the bathroom. Haruka buy some pads ok.
Haruka: Ok kitten
-in the bus-

Yaten: STOP DOWNLOADING!!!!!!!!
- all of a sudden the computer crash-
Yaten:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
- then the girls ran out the bus because yaten was after them. then all of a sudden
the girls push yaten in the GIRLS BATHROOM. then glue it-
Yaten: Let me out!!!* Well i need to use it*
????: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU ECCHI!!!!!!!
Yaten: SORRY,SORRY,SORRY,SORRY SERENA!!!!!
-OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM-
Relena:What was that?
Rini: It sounds like Serena.
All:SERENA!!!!!!!
Serena: WHAT!!!!
aLL: OH NO
Serena: OH NO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ROAD TRIP PART 4
SERENA KOU: OK here part 4. is going to be funny as hell. I hope
you will like it. And please review people i feel like no one likes
my fics. *cries*
Seiya: Please review her. ^.^'
Serena kou: On with the fic

~I don't own Gundam wing or sailor moon, and I'll never will. *cries*
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Heero: What's going on?
Taiki: The girls lock yaten in the "girls bathroom" with Serena in
it still.
Rini: The laptop works and it have Yaten Dairy!
All: OPEN IT!!!!!!!
Rini: Ok
| Dear Dairy,
It's me again. I think Serena is soooo HOT.
I had a dream about her and me doin..........|
Haruka: YATEN YOUR DEAD!!!!!
Serena:ECCHI,ECCHI,ECCHI!!!!!!!
Yaten: STOP......HITTING.........ME!
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1hr later
Serena: YEAH I'M OUT!!!! :-)
Yaten: Yeah (not happy)
Haruka: Hello Yaten (an:
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3hr later 6:00pm
* a church van with nuns in it*

Duo: Hey a church van. Let's moon them.
All: NO!!
Duo: Fine I'll do it crash into a lamp post> (an: Bad Duo)
Duo: lol
Ami: That was NOT nice!
Duo: But it was funny. lol

2hr later on TV

TV: In todays news a van with 10 nuns who was going to a nice vacation
had an accident 4 are dead, 3 have amnesia (), 2 have a broken leg, and
1 with a broken arm. In other news..

Ami: DOU!!!!
Dou: NANI?!?!?!?!?
Ami: YOU KILLED 4 NUNS!!
DUO: LETS PARTY!!!
ALL: NO!
HEERO: Who's he?
?????: I'm Asaad (an: a boy in my band class. you could call him aside. lol)
Heero: OMAE O KORSU!!
ASAAD/ASIDE: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
*BANG*
RELENA: YEAH HEERO
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SERENA KOU: Ok end of part 4. *yeah*
Haruka: lol
Serena kou: you like it?
Haruka: Yeah. lol
Serena kou: yeah!
Serena: Yaten is that true?
Yaten: about what?
Serena: That you want to f*** me?
Yaten: Uuuuummmmm.............hai
Haruka: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Yaten: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena kou: oooookkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy.......well please review I need
5 to go on. ^.^ ja ne
from the "room": CAN WE GET OUT!
SERENA KOU: OK
WUFEI: ONNA!!
SERENA KOU: FOR THAT ANOTHER 2 WEEKS.
WUFEI: F***.
SERENA KOU: JA NE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.
--------------------------------Road Trip part 5

(an): Hi minna this is Serena Kou. Ok the gwing annd sm are 18 but Haruka & michiru are 20,
Satsuna & Sally po are 21, Rini & Hotaru are 13 and the bus driver (B.D) is 32. Now let
the fic start
in:
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< br> All: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
3 Ligths: Well this is a tour.
Serena: Well Seiya I have a tour in Nov. 29th.
All (- the inner and outer): WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Serena: Yes, I in a band called " The Sailor Girls" right girls.
SM: YUP!
Seiya: and you didn't tell us why?
Serena: Because is summer, DUH!
gw/3light: sweatdrop ^.^'
B.D: We here guys.
Taiki: Thanx
Yaten: i'm not leaving
Haurka: Why, Because a girl give you a black eye.
Yaten:..............!
Rei: And your hair is still green.
Seiya: Oh yeah. ^.^
Serena: Can we go camping like we planed!
Seiya: Fine, driver please bring us to the beach camping site.
B.D: Ok
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3hr later
serena & relena are talking

Relena: So Serena have you and Haruka made love?
Serena> Huh....hai and you and Heero?
Relena: Hai
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Yaten: Rei I need to ues the bathroom. ''>_ Rei: NO!!!!
Yaten: Fine I'll Going In!!!!!!!

Yaten: WOW! ^,^=HAPPY
Rei:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ECCHI!!!!!!!!

Yaten:@.@

Serena Kou: ok that's the end of part 5. part 6 maybe out 21-22 or less.
Heero: I'M FREE. *.*
SERENA KOU: YES YOU ARE. ^.^
DUO: HEY HEERO DID YOU GET THIS MONTH PLAYBOY!
SERENA KOU: NANI?!?! DUO YOU GO TO THE "ROOM"
DUO: THE "ROOM"? ?.?
SERENA KOU: YES THE "ROOM". IT HAVE PLAYBOY BUNNYS.
DUO: PLAYBOY BUNNIES!!!!! I GOING TO THE "ROOM"
SERENA KOU: HAVE FUN DUO. MMMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
DUO: HEY WERE IS THR BUNNIES?
SERENA KOU: THERE NO BUNNIES IN THERE MMMMMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
DOU: : (
SERENA KOU: JA NE MINNA! ^.^

Road trip pt.6
AN: ok here part 6. on 12/19 my father died around 3:00am. So i will be sad for now.
please review. maybe some mispelled words because of my sadness. Ok here the fic.
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All the girls: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Relena: I'm going to Sears.
Ami: Me too. I need more computer stuff.
All: ^.^' Haruka: Come on kitten let go to my "fav." store.
Serena: K
Yaten: Can I come?
Haruka/serena: NO!!!!!
-then haruka & serena went to they "Fav." store-
Heero: I'm going to buy a new gun.
Duo: Me too. ^.^
Heero: No you are NOT!!
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*at sears*
Relena: OOOOOO I went this and this, OOOOO and this one......
Hilde:Do you need al THAT?!?!?
Relena: And this, Hai, oooooo Heero will love this on me.
Hilde: O.O
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* haruka/serena*
serena: Haruka do this look sexy?
Haruka: Hai. ^.^
Serena: and this?
Haruka: oh yeah. ^.^
Serena: Ok, and this for my grandmother?
Haruka: Oh yeah...WHAT?!? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
serena:lol
Haruka: Kitten, your grandmother is 65 yrs. old
Serena: I konw, I was playing. lol
Haruka: Ok you'll get punished tonight.
Serena: NNNNNNNOOOO, WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Haruka: I was joking neko.
Serena: *sniff* Really?
Haruka: Hai
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*in the gun store*
Heero: How much does this cost?
Clerk: Is $300.99
Heero: How much does this cost again?
Clerk: UUUMMMM..........200.99
Heero: How much?
Clerk:uuuuuummm............100.99
Heero: Again?
Clerk:............99.20
Heero:AGAIN?!?
Clerk:........... 50.99
Heero: AGAIN?!?
Clark:um.......a penny?
Heero: Again?
Clerk: IT'S FREE!
Heero: thanx

Clerk: *fainted*
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3hr later

all of the boys had 3 bags each, Relena had 201 bags, Serena 202 with haruka stuff too,
Hilde 2,rini 2, Dorothy with a wig now 1 bag, Sally Po 3, Ami 1 little bag, Rei 12, mina 25,
lita 30, michiru 20, hotaru 2 & setsuna 20.

B.D: WOAH!
ALL THE GIRLS: WE HAD FUN!!
Boys: *Fell anime style* @.@


Serena Kou: ok thats the end of pt. 6. part 7 will out soon.

words to know:
Hai= yes
B.D= bus driver
neko= kitten/cat

Serena Kou: ja ne