Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Twisted Love ❯ Death and a New Beginning... ( Prologue )

~A Twisted Love Story~

CHAPTER ONE

I was just bored, one morning before school and had the idea of switching a gundam wing Pilot with a Sailor Scout. So, then I thought, who and why. So here's the result, or, er some of it. Tell me if you like it or not....

Venus: Sailor Moon!!

Mars: What an idiot. Why does she get to be the Moon Princess?

Jupiter: She's ump- Sailor Moon? talk about idiots.

Mars: Hey!!!!!

Mercury: Sailor Moon watch out!!!

SM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venus: Sailor Moon! *Jumps into the way of the energy beam, and falls, her chest stills and after the fight a blinding green,black and yellow light overcomes their circle of sad sailors*

Venus: Uhhhhhhh... Who're you?

SM: Sailor venus!!! You saved my life!! *Huggles fiercely* Thank You!!

Venus: Sailor Venus? Wha- *looks down and sees chest.* Oh my death lord. I'm a girl!!!!!!

Jupiter: Wow. Venus really took a blow if that surprised her.

Venus: Her?!?!?!?!?!

Jupiter: Ugh. *turns back into Lita* I'm bushed. Who's up for the arcade and some pizza?

Mars: oh, me.* also changes back*

Venus: What the HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lita: Mina, you comin'?

Venus: *has changed back into school uniform* I'm not a girl!!! I'm a boy!! A Gundam Pilot!!!! *pinches self* Awwww, dammit, be a dream!!!!

Lita: You're freakin' me out, Mina.

M/H: For the last time!!! My name's not Venus or Mina or anything stupid and feminine like that. These boobs are NOT mine and my name is Heero!!!!!!!!

SM: *is in a short skirt and tanktop once again* Uh, I really don't think we need to know what is and is not real, Mina.

M/H: Oh, okay. Alright. I get it. I'm being punished because I killed people? Not fair!! Duo is a death god!! Why do I get punished? All the pilots were doing it.

Rei: Uh, pilots? Duo?

Lita: Sounds cute.

Ami: Oh, I need to go study. See you around... *pauses and grins* You know, I read a book about this. They swapped bodies. I thought it was only science fiction, but we aren't exactly normal, I mean we have magic and fight evil monsters. I'd believe anything.

Lita: I think you've got something there, Ami.

M/H: I have something here *motions toward chest* that I shouldn't have, girls, so if you can fix this...

Rei: Oh God. He's a pervert.

M/H: I don't think you understand. Bathing this...girl is out of the question!!!

Lita: School, her family...

M/H: I sure hope she's a good actress. Wufei thinks women are weak. She better shut her mouth...

Lita: *all sarcasm* Like you oh so very honorably did?

Rei: Good?

Ami: Actress?

Serena: We have a problem.

Rei: You can stay at my shrine.

M/H: *unenthusiactically* Great.

Ami: What about boys?

Serena: *howls with laughter at the thought of...heero/mina being flirted with*

Rei: *holding back laughter* Uh, let's take this one step at a time.

* Later At Shrine*

Rei: You can't wear that to bed.

M/H: Oh yes I can.

Rei: Minako!!!!! Ya gotta change!!

M/H: Aw, screw that.

Rei: Here, change now, OR I do it myself!! *hands him/her a nightgown*

*goes to change and makes a face*

M/H: I can do this. I can do this...* Begins to undress, and comes to the skirt* I can, I can...*slips off skirt and top* Oh. My. God.

Rei: Mina!! You okay?

M/H: *comes out dressed* Would it sound...wrong...if I said she has a nice body?

Rei: Oh!!! *slaps him and sees a brown haired, blue eyed, tan skinned man* Goodness.

M/H: That did not hurt. Ugh, women- and I meant for athletic reasons...

Rei: You-you really are a man!*ignoring his snide remarks*

M/H: O.o Dur.