Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Twisted Love ❯ When in School Do What You're Told To ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter three

Back at Mina's school

Teacher: Mina?

M/H: Uh...yeah?

Teacher: *irritated* Say present.

M/H: Present?

Teacher: *mockingly* Very good.

M/H: Oma o'kasaru, Baka Ana.

Teacher: To the Principal with you!!!!

M/H:*muttering* Fine!! *leaves and wonders around, looking for a way he could find the principal...maybe*

Person: Are you lost, Little Girl?

M/H: Hey!!! What's your problem?!

Person: Nothing... I was just asking...

M/H: Oh. Sorry.

Person: Are you lost?

M/H: Yes. I need to find the principal.

Person: Hm. In trouble?

M/H: I just threatened the baka teacher. She was makin' funna me!!!!!

Person: I'm sure. Follow me.

*follows him to a room and he sits behind the desk*

Principal: I'm the principal, and I don't appreciate, or stand for threats.

M/H: He, what's the deal? not fair! What's the principal doing wondering around the school like that?!

Principal: I was going to go get a drink, dear.

M/H: DEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Principal: *nodding* Yes. Dear, that's what I call insubordinate girls.

M/H: INSUBORDINATE?!?!?!?!!?
Principal: Yes, and stop yelling.

M/H: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!

Principal: Uhhhhhhhhh......

M/H: I just wanna go home!!!!!!!

Principal: You only have a few more hours-

M/H: I HATE school!!!!!

Principal: I can't send you home with out a reason.

M/H: Suspend me!! I don't care!!! Get me outta this Hell hole!!!!!

Principal: Fine, after yelling at me, and threatening me, and cursing..... you're suspended for two weeks.

M/H: Do I get to go get my bags now?

Principal: Yes, go on.

*at lunch*

Rei: what?!

Serena: Suspended?!?!?!?!

Lita: You got her suspended?

Ami: What a second, you got a 2-week-suspension for that?

Serena: *speaking drily*What, you've done worse for less?

Ami: No, I just think you should've gotten worse.

Rei: Heero didn't get suspended, Ami, Mina did!!!!!

Ami: I know, and you make a point, Rei, but honestly...

Darian: Hey, girls.

All: Hey, Darian!!! (all but M/H, of course)

Darian: Mina, what's wrong?

M/H: *twirls straw in glass* Nothing.

Serena: Darian!!! *Big, watery eyes take up half her face now* Don't you care about me anymore?!?!?!?!?

Darian: Of course I do, Serena!!!!! *huggles her* I love you.

Serena: Oh, Darian,

Lita: OH, MY LUNCH!!!!!!

Other girls laugh.

Serena: You're just jealous!!!

Chibi Moon comes into the store.

Rini: Darian!!! *jumps onto and huggles him fiercely*

Serena: Hey, you little parasite, off my boyfriend!!!

Rini: I don't have to listen to you... yet!!! *pulls down under-eyelid with one hand, and stuck out her tongue while still holding on Darian with the other*

Ami: I think it's time the scouts make an entrance. *she points out the window to show the others the Heartsnatcher*

All: Right! *run out to transform*

*After fight they all are torn and beaten. It was the first fight they had ever lost*

Mars: I miss Venus!!!

Jupiter: I miss being whole.

SM: I miss winning.

TM: I'm sooooo sorry!!! Rini wouldn't let me alone, and kept me in a popular store... I couldn't transform there.

SM: Shuttup. I'm mad at you.

TM: Can I change that?

SM: Go get chopped up, and humiliated, and then I'll consider it!!!

Darian: But...

Serena: I'm so tired, thank God today's a Friday... SLEEP!!!!!!!

Lita: I have to cook at a bizarre tomorrow. I'll see you then.

Rei: I'm running the bizarre, so, I gotta get sleep too.

Ami: I'm going to go visit Greg this weekend, or, I was I can't now.

Serena: No, it's okay, we'll be okay, it's not like we're a whole now, anyway.

Rei: Ya, really, it's okay.

Ami: But-

Lita: Have fun. Really, we can't use any of our group powers anyway, so... you leaving will just leave us without water for a weekend. No big deal.

Ami: But, my computer, my visor, and informing tools...

Rei: We'll lose anyway.

Ami: Alright.

Rini: Wow. You guys look terrible. Whatever happened to you?

Serena: You little menace!!!!!! *lunges at her, and misses, falls down and starts to cry*

Lita: I'm beat. *walks of after saluting them*

M/H: Uhhhhhhh.

Serena: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ami:I'll walk you home, Mina.

M/H: Thanks... 'Bye

*at Her house*

Mom: WHAT?!?!?!?!? SUSPENDED?!?!?!?!? WHY??!?!?!?!

M/H: Yes, suspended, for two weeks, I accidentally threatened a baka teacher. She was mimicking and making fun of me.

Mom: Oh really?!?!?! Well, Miss Minako you will definetly shape up, and clean up your act!! A teacher is the boss, you don't tell her you'll kill her, and call her a stupid woman!!! You also don't cuss-out the principal!!!!!!!

M/H: Sorry.

Mom: Oh, you WILL be!!!!!!

M/H: I'm going to my room now.

Mom: And you will think about how you'll spend your two weeks of freedom!!!

M/H: Could you really call it that?

Mom: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M/H: That's what I thought.

*Up in room*

M/H plops on bed and a yowl fills the air. She jumps up and stares at the cat now twitching in pain.

M/H: What are you? An over-grown white rat?

Artemis: No!! I'm Artemis, you know me!!! *she sees the cresent moon on his forehead and cocks her head*

M/H: Your face's messed up. *he falls over in agitation*

Artemis: You are a lost cause, Mina.

M/H: Oh, so no one told you. Ohhhhhhhhhh.

Artemis: Tell me what?

M/H: That I'm not exactly Mina.