Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Unexpected Twists ❯ Last Chapter ( Chapter 5 )

Author's Note: No one said anything about my fanific! I'm disappointed! Well, if this fanfics ending and no one cares, it's going down with a bang! Prepare to laugh!

Unexpected Twists

By krazy_kitty_katzChapter 5 Hotaru looked in the mirror. Her wedding gown was a long, plain, white dress. Her hair was done up in a beautiful braid down her back, and her eyes sparkled with happiness. She couldn't believe it! She was getting married! She smiled and sighed with anticipation. There was only one thing that could possibly ruin her wedding now. "Well, well, well, guess who's getting married!" Fate said from behind Hotaru. "NO!!!!" Hotaru jumped. "NOT YOU!!! PLEASE NOT YOU!!!! I WANT A NORMAL WEDDING!!!" "I'm Fate, I'm the very diffenition of normal!" Hotaru slapped her hand to her forehead. This girl REALLY needed a clue! "Ummm... Fate? Your like a God sort of right?" Hotaru asked. "Of corse I'm a God! Well..." Fate sighed. "I'm more of an underling, or well, you know!" "No I don't." Hotaru replied with interest. "I'm like an apprentice God, you know? Like, I will be a God in like, a few thousand years..." Fate trailed off. Hotaru laughed. Fate wasn't so bad, when she wasn't trying to set Hotaru up that is. "Anyway, that's not important!" Fate walked over to Hotaru with a smile that made Hotaru want to cringe. "Do you suppose... Ummm... Well, since I like you so much Death's wedding and my wedding... Well, we're going to share them with you!" Fate said as quickly as possible. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Hotaru screamed. (A/N: good so far?) *the wedding* Everyone was lineded up in front of the pastor. Fate was standing next to cupid in a cheerleader like outfit that showed her stomach, Cupid how ever was in a suit (suprise suprise), the only thing that made his outfit just a little bit not right for a wedding was the fact that his pants, shirt, and jacket had a cloud design, and his tie had little bunny rabbits on it! Death was standing next to his bride Aphrodite in his normal attire, a long black robe complete with a mask so no one could see his face, and his ax. Aphrodite stood at his side grinning like a fool wearing a playboy bunny outfit. She had many people in the crowd of guests staring. Hotaru stood by Quatre's side. She might've been happy as a clam (that IS just a figure of speech!) if Death and Aphrodite, as well as Fate and Cupid weren't getting married at the same time, in the same chapel, at the same ceremony... She tried to look happy, but everyone, even Quatre could see through her lie. Suprisingly enough, Death, Aphrodite, Cupid, and Fate didn't... ********************************************** (FATE: "HEY NO FAIR!!!") (KRAZY_KITTY_KATZ: "OH SHUT UP!!! IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER!!" eyes tear up) ************************************************** (A/N: I'm cutting to the chase, the ring and everything because I don't know what happens before that...) It was time for the big question, Death and Aphrodite went first. The pastor turned to Death, his eyes dropped. He hadn't noticed this before! What was with the outfit? He got his wits back after a second. "Do you take this women to be you lawfully wedded wife?" "Yeah!" Death said with happily. The pastor then turned to Aphrodite. "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do!" Aphrodite said, sounded like she had just said yes to wanting a cookie. "Do you have the ring?" the pastor said to Death. "OH! Hang on a second!" Death said. He started to search his pockets for the ring. "Lets see..." he said taking some things out of his pockets. "No." he said throwing away a bear trap. "No that's not it." he stated throwing a very small flame thrower. "AH! FOUND IT!!!" he screamed happily. He pulled a hand out of his pocket (yes, it WAS cut off a person... it smelled REALLY bad too) and took the ring off the left hand and placed it on Aphrodite's left hand. *Fate and Cupid's turn* "Do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife?" the pastor asked Cupid. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do. Whatever." Cupid said as he stopped a rather attractive girl in the audience (the guests at the wedding). "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" the pastor asked Fate. "Yes, I do. Atleast I will if he takes his EYES OFF THAT GIRL!!!" Fate snapped. "Yeah, she does!" Cupid said. (A/N: Welcome back to reality Cupid. Please leave all your free will at the entrance, and sign your soul over to krazy_kitty_katz) "Do you have the ring?" the pastor asked Cupid. "The ring... the ring... the ring... OH YEAH! I HAVE IT!!!" he said. He grabbed a ring tha he had gotten from a craker jack box out of his pocket and slipped it on Fate's finger. *Quatre and Hotaru* The pastor sighed as he turned to the last couple. "Do you?!?!" he said shortly, you could hear the annoyence in his voice. "Yeah." Quatre said suprised at how ticked off he looked. "Do you?!?!" the pastor asked Hotaru. "I do" she said simply, she expected something like this to happen at her wedding if Fate were there. "GOOD YOUR MARRIED!!! I'M GOING TO BED!" the pastor yelled. Suprisingly enough, he just stood there. "Well, arn't you gonna kiss her?!?!" he asked after a few minutes of Quatre staring at him. Quatre turned to Hotaru and pulled her close. They both smiled at eachother, then they kissed long and deep. *twelve years later* Athena glared down at her grandson. "I'm not going to bed!" he yelled at her. "Yup, he's diffenitly Fate's son!" she thought as she chased him around Oylmpus. ************************************************ Author's Note: did you like the last chapter? I really liked working on this series. I wish it were better, but hey, it's ok! Anyway, my brother and I are having a fanfiction contest between the two of us, so I may not be able to update my other fanfics much. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it!