Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Wufei and the Woman's Curse ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

DISCLAIMOR: I DO NOT OWN SAILOR MOON OR GUNDAM WING AND D'YA KNOW WHAT?.....THAT TOTALLY SUCKS.....

All right the long awaited sequel as finally arrived! This story immediately picks up from where the other one left off. So if you haven't read "The Gundam Pilots Survive "Survivor" " first, ya may feel like you've missed something, but oh well. Whether you wish to read that one first before this is your decision. Now to the story......

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Quatre was still chasing Duo, trying to kill him, when the doorbell rang. Lucky for him.

Duo: Time out! *opens door* Hey girls! Glad you're here!....except of course for you, Relena.

Relena: I loathe and despise you too, Duo.

Duo: Really? Wow! Hey guys I've been loathed and despised!

Wufei: You've been that way since you were born, Maxwell.

Duo: That's cold. *pout* Hey girls, I didn't expect him to come with you.

Rei: Who? *turns and gawks* GAH!

Zechs: Nice to see you too, Rei.

Rei: *glare* I wish you'd stop following me.

Lita: *starry eyed* You can follow me..

Zechs: *sweatdrop* Ummm....

Relena: Heero! *pounces* I'm glad you're back! You don't know how much I've missed you!

Heero: *pushes off* Get off me!

Relena: Oh, come now, Heero. Surely you wished there was something between us.

Heero: *turn* You're right...I wish there was something between us.

Relena: *tears of joy* R-really?

Heero: Yes...

Heero walked towards her and brushed the hair away from her her ear. Relena could feel his warm breath tickle her skin, and it gave her goose-flesh. She listened eagerly to what he was to whisper into her ear. What sweet nothingness would come from those lips of which she longed to embrace with her own. Heero grinned at her reaction and whispered so delicately.....

Heero: Yes....a continent.

Relena turns blue at the sudden realization and falls on the floor, stone cold.

Rei: Smooth Heero. Real smooth.

Trowa: Is it dead?

Zechs: No SHE'S not...I'd better take her home.

Heero: Just dump her in a lake and let her rot.

Wufei: Yeah, you'd be doing us all a favor.

Zechs: How about when she's awake I'll send her to your house, Heero....and there is where she'll remain for all eternity.

Heero:....you'd better take her home.

Zechs: *grunts* I'll kill you Heero.

Heero: Not if I kill you first. *glare*

Quatre: That's enough, both of you.

Zechs takes Relena and heads out the door. Lita and Rei sit down and couches with the guys.

Lita: Awww...it's a shame Zechs had to leave so early. *thinks a few thoughts*

Wufei: GAHAHAHAAA!!! I can't take it anymore!!!! *runs into the next room*

Trowa: He's been like this since we got back.

Quatre: He's been more edgy and irritable and screams a lot. I told him to lay off the java and drink more tea instead.

Rei: I'll go see what's wrong. *goes into next room* Hey Wufei, what's up?

Wufei: Voices....so many voices...*rocking in a corner, arms wrapped around himself* They're....everywhere!

Rei: *chuckle* I know...

Wufei: This is your doing, isn't it?!

Rei: That's a possibility.

Wufei: Woman! What the hell have you done to me?! I demand to know!

Rei: I'll gladly tell you. Surely during the show you remember I had given you the Woman's Curse?

Wufei: *gasp* You mean-!

Rei: *laughing* Of course! You thought I was bluffing, didn't you? That just goes to show you should never doubt or underestimate me.

Wufei: What's with the voices! I hear voices everywhere!

Rei: Those are the voices of women thinking about the men they love! You'll hear every wish and every desire their heart wants....all their thoughts and cravings to satisfy their physical need! You will hear this until the day you go insane! Oh, and don't think that you can seek comfort from anyone, for this curse becomes perminent if someone else besides you or I know about it.

Wufei: So there is a cure!

Rei: Of course there is. But don't count on the curse being lifted anytime soon.

Wufei: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *rocks in corner*

Rei: I think I'll leave you to your own...thoughts...*chuckles and leaves*

Heero: So?

Rei: He wouldn't tell me a damn thing, the stubborn fool. Oh well *shrugs*

Quatre: I'll go make him some tea. *goes to kitchen*

With an evil smirk Rei gets her cell phone and dials a number. Duo sits quietly in a corner, for once in his life.

Heero: I'm bored.

Lita: You're joking right? I'd expect something like that from Duo.

Heero: I know...I've been wanting quiet for so long and now that I finally have it...it's too much too soon.

Duo: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE QUIET!!!!

Trowa: Put a sock in it. *throws sock in Duo's mouth*

Quatre came back with tea for Wufei and was about to go in the room.

Rei: Wait a sec!

Quatre: What is it?

Rei: *pulls out bottle and pours a clear liquid in the tea* This is just a relaxer I whipped up for him. It'll help clear his mind.

Quatre: How very thoughtful! Thank you! *goes in room*

Rei: Anytime! ^_^

Duo: Rei?...Thoughtful?...Somethinz fishy.

Rei: What do you mean? *smiles sweetly* How could you think such a thing about me like that?

Duo: *gulp* Uhhm...mmmm...*blush*

Rei was pulling a Ryoko, being that she was an inch away from Duo's face acting all sweet and innocent when in reality she was up to something.

Rei: Oh ye with little faith!

Author: Shut up!

The doorbell rang!

Rei: I'll get it! *walks all over Duo*

Duo: Dun worry 'bout muh...bein' squashed on da floor...like a bug....uggghhhh...

Rei: Oh hi Dorothy! Glad you could come!

Trowa: Duo! Hide! Quickly!

Duo: Whyyyyy???

Heero: The horror of horrors has arrived!

Duo: Why are you two hidin' behind the couch?

Trowa: Hey! I was here first!

Heero: You were not!

Trowa: Was too!

Heero: No time for this, we'll just lay low until it's safe.

Duo: Am I missing something?

Dorothy: Duo! Long time no see!

Duo: NOOOO!!!!! *hides behind couch*

Lita: *aggravated* Listen up! I'm sitting here and I can't take all these people behind me! Now get away! *throws Duo, Heero, and Trowa out*

Dorothy: *tee-hee! You guys are so funny! So Rei, where's Wufei?

Rei: This way, please.

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So ends the first chapter. Why was Rei being "nice" to Wufei giving him a special relaxer? Why was Dorothy there? And why did she want to see Wufei? All these questions will be answered in the next chapter. Thanks for reading!

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~