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By: The Twin Planets 
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Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / G Gundam Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 06.13.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 931 | Status: Completed
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Goku: *interupts* They don't own none of us, nope none.
Vegeta: *snorts* Of course they don't. Why would poor, non-famous humans own us?
Goku: Good Question. What's the answer?
InuYasha & Vegeta: Keh!
Bad Guys: ...
Disclaimer: *cringes* Please ingore them. We don't own any character from
Dragonball Z, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, nor YU-GI-OH!. We just find them
entertaining.
Warning: Humor, a bunch of name calling, some OOCiness, and just plain weird.
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~~~~~~~~~~ Ou & Son Inc. ~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Blue Neptune & Red Venus~~~~~~~
*************************************
Chapter: 1-Morning Crisis
Goku: *runs around mad* ACK!!! WHERE VEGETA!? IT BLEW, IT BLEW!!
Vegeta: Oi!!
Goku: IT BLEW!! VEGETA, IT BLEW!!
Vegeta: WHAT DID YOU DO, GIT!?
HAVE YOU MESSED ANOTHER OF OUR MACHINES AGAIN?
Goku: NO!!!
*pouts* My can of hairspray blew up!!!
Vegeta: *mouth falls to the floor* oh no, th..that's...
horrible
we have to get you another can
I would simply die if it was my can that blew up
Goku: *scratches his head* Vegeta are you feeling right? You haven't been
sniffing hairspray fumes again?
Vegeta: (*thinks* dang it he know about that?) No, I HAVE NOT!!!
Goku: are ya sure? *smiles big*
Vegeta: *snaps* I"M POSSITIVE!!
it's jus a pity all that good hairspray going to waste
Goku: help, he's back
Vegeta: Who's back ?
Goku: definitely back *nods*
Vegeta: oh your real funny Kakarot
Goku: *looks puzzled* I am?
Vegeta: we have to hurry now or will be late getting to the factory
you and your hairspray crisis will have to wait till later
Goku: Vegeta, I was thinking maybe we should walk to work today
Vegeta: WALK !!!! have you lost your mind ?
I think the lack of hairspray has done mental damage to your
tiny brain, Kakarot
Goku: *scratches his head* I think you're right
well we're late ya know
& my hair looks bad, real bad
Vegeta: NOOOOO!!!!
*points a finger at Kakarot* you have ruined my record
I have never been late
you will pay
*storms out*
Goku: *pouts & yell* WELL SORRY MISTER HIGH & MIGHTY!!!
*follows Vegeta out*
Vegeta: (*thinks of ways to repay kakarot* hn, I could turn his hair
pink... that would suite him)
Goku: ACK!!! 10 minutes late *takes to the sky*
Vegeta come on
Vegeta: *takes to the sky*
you're such a moron
Goku: *looks at his watch* you think we have time to stop to eat?
Vegeta: *looks at Kakarot horrified* HOW can YOU think of FOOD at a
Time like THIS!!!
we will get food at lunch time
Goku: *pouts* I'm hungry
Vegeta: you're always hungry
Goku: I know but I'm really hungry now *sniffles, does his best puppy
dog face*
Plleeaassee
Vegeta: that's not going to work
you act more like your woman then she does
Goku: I do NOT
Vegeta: yes you do
sometimes I wonder if your not actually a woman trapped in a
so called man's body
Goku: That's NOT funny Vegeta
Vegeta: *smirks*
Goku: Remember this so called man could kick your but any day
Vegeta: *raises his brows* oooh I'm shaking in my boots
some one help me, the girly man is going to hurt me
Goku: Vegeta stop joking around, if we can't get any food, then we
might as well get to work
we're already 20 minute late
Vegeta: *shuts up*
Goku: *takes off in the direction of their work*
Vegeta: *follows*
Goku: Hey Vegeta, what's on the agenda today?
Vegeta: hn, we got a few new customers
some one named In-hu-ah-she, I think
Goku: so it's a girl, Ya-Hoo!!!
Vegeta: yelp, she will be our first female customer
Goku: Yelp!!! *does a flip*
Vegeta: and her friend
Me-ra-ka
Goku: and another girl
Vegeta: yes, another woman
Goku: ALRIGHT!!!
Um...but Vegeta isn't our products for men only?
Vegeta: *looks at his watch*
huh?
yeah it is
(*thinks* great they are going to be there already)
we better put on a burst of speed
maybe they are getting it for a guy
Goku: *flys faster*
Vegeta: *keeps up with Kakarot*
Goku: maybe, I don't know
*points ahead of them* look we made it
and only 30 minutes late
Vegeta: yeah, 30 minutes late
*lands in front of the factory*
Goku: *lands*
Vegeta: *walks inside*
Goku: *follows Vegeta*
Gohan: *is sitting behind a desk* Good Morning Mr. Ou & Mr. Son
Yamcha: *is at his desk*
Good Morning Sirs
Goku: Good Morning Gohan, Good Morning Yamcha
Yamcha: *looks at Mr. Son*
*tries not to laugh*
Vegeta: what's so good about it
Gohan: *follows Yamcha's stare*
*sees what he's looking at*
Vegeta: has our new clients arrived yet?
Gohan: *shakes the laughter away* Yes, Mr. Ou
they are waiting in your office
Yamcha: *feels as though he's going to die laughing*
please excuse me
*runs to the bathroom*
Gohan: Um...Mr. Son?
Goku: Yes Gohan?
Gohan: You might want to refresh before you go met the new customers
Vegeta: *follows Gohans stare*
*looks at Kakarot*
AAHHH!!!
go now and fix your hair
I will not let our new clients see you like that
Goku: what? huh? oh right *points to his messed up hair*
Vegeta: *looks at Gohan*
thank you, that would have ruined us
if they would have seen his hair that way
Gohan: You're very welcomed, Mr. Ou
Vegeta: Kakarot, go fix your hair now I will go greet our new clients
and hurry up we don't have all day
Gohan: Good luck to you both *goes back to answering the phone orders*
Goku: Ahh, Vegeta?
Yamcha: *walks back to his desk*
Vegeta: What is it, Kakarot?
Goku: I don't have any hair gel on me, so I can't fix my hair *chuckles
at his predicament*
Vegeta: *sighs*
*reaches into his pocket, pulls out his bottle, hands it to
Kakarot*
don't use it all
Goku: *takes it* Thanks
*waltzes to the nearest bathroom, bottle of hair gel in hand*
Vegeta: anything to help you
so you don't SCREW this up!!
Goku: *Looks in the mirror, & sees his hair*
*faints, makes a loud thud on the flood* @.@
Vegeta: *runs in to the bathroom*
Kakarot?
*sees him on the floor*
Goku: *mumbles "it's scar..."* *Passes out*
Vegeta: oh for crying out loud, would you hurry up !!!
Goku: *regains himself, and stands up*
Vegeta: *walks over to the mirror, looks at his hair, satisfied it
looks fine, turns around and walks out of the bathroom*
Goku: *looks at the mirror again, tries not to faint, squirts some hair
gel in his hand*
*rubs his hand together, & runs them through his hair*
Vegeta: *crosses his arms over is chest, taps his foot on the floor*
WILL YOU HURRY UP !!
Goku: *makes sure he didn't miss a spot, turns, & walks out of the
bathroom*
Done
*hands Vegeta back his bottle*
Vegeta: *snatches the bottle* finally
let's go
Goku: lead the way
Vegeta: *walks towards his office*
Goku: *Follows happily behind*
To Be Continued...
Goku: *interupts* They don't own none of us, nope none.
Vegeta: *snorts* Of course they don't. Why would poor, non-famous humans own us?
Goku: Good Question. What's the answer?
InuYasha & Vegeta: Keh!
Bad Guys: ...
Disclaimer: *cringes* Please ingore them. We don't own any character from
Dragonball Z, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, nor YU-GI-OH!. We just find them
entertaining.
Warning: Humor, a bunch of name calling, some OOCiness, and just plain weird.
________________________________________________________________ ___
~~~~~~~~~~ Ou & Son Inc. ~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Blue Neptune & Red Venus~~~~~~~
*************************************
Chapter: 1-Morning Crisis
Goku: *runs around mad* ACK!!! WHERE VEGETA!? IT BLEW, IT BLEW!!
Vegeta: Oi!!
Goku: IT BLEW!! VEGETA, IT BLEW!!
Vegeta: WHAT DID YOU DO, GIT!?
HAVE YOU MESSED ANOTHER OF OUR MACHINES AGAIN?
Goku: NO!!!
*pouts* My can of hairspray blew up!!!
Vegeta: *mouth falls to the floor* oh no, th..that's...
horrible
we have to get you another can
I would simply die if it was my can that blew up
Goku: *scratches his head* Vegeta are you feeling right? You haven't been
sniffing hairspray fumes again?
Vegeta: (*thinks* dang it he know about that?) No, I HAVE NOT!!!
Goku: are ya sure? *smiles big*
Vegeta: *snaps* I"M POSSITIVE!!
it's jus a pity all that good hairspray going to waste
Goku: help, he's back
Vegeta: Who's back ?
Goku: definitely back *nods*
Vegeta: oh your real funny Kakarot
Goku: *looks puzzled* I am?
Vegeta: we have to hurry now or will be late getting to the factory
you and your hairspray crisis will have to wait till later
Goku: Vegeta, I was thinking maybe we should walk to work today
Vegeta: WALK !!!! have you lost your mind ?
I think the lack of hairspray has done mental damage to your
tiny brain, Kakarot
Goku: *scratches his head* I think you're right
well we're late ya know
& my hair looks bad, real bad
Vegeta: NOOOOO!!!!
*points a finger at Kakarot* you have ruined my record
I have never been late
you will pay
*storms out*
Goku: *pouts & yell* WELL SORRY MISTER HIGH & MIGHTY!!!
*follows Vegeta out*
Vegeta: (*thinks of ways to repay kakarot* hn, I could turn his hair
pink... that would suite him)
Goku: ACK!!! 10 minutes late *takes to the sky*
Vegeta come on
Vegeta: *takes to the sky*
you're such a moron
Goku: *looks at his watch* you think we have time to stop to eat?
Vegeta: *looks at Kakarot horrified* HOW can YOU think of FOOD at a
Time like THIS!!!
we will get food at lunch time
Goku: *pouts* I'm hungry
Vegeta: you're always hungry
Goku: I know but I'm really hungry now *sniffles, does his best puppy
dog face*
Plleeaassee
Vegeta: that's not going to work
you act more like your woman then she does
Goku: I do NOT
Vegeta: yes you do
sometimes I wonder if your not actually a woman trapped in a
so called man's body
Goku: That's NOT funny Vegeta
Vegeta: *smirks*
Goku: Remember this so called man could kick your but any day
Vegeta: *raises his brows* oooh I'm shaking in my boots
some one help me, the girly man is going to hurt me
Goku: Vegeta stop joking around, if we can't get any food, then we
might as well get to work
we're already 20 minute late
Vegeta: *shuts up*
Goku: *takes off in the direction of their work*
Vegeta: *follows*
Goku: Hey Vegeta, what's on the agenda today?
Vegeta: hn, we got a few new customers
some one named In-hu-ah-she, I think
Goku: so it's a girl, Ya-Hoo!!!
Vegeta: yelp, she will be our first female customer
Goku: Yelp!!! *does a flip*
Vegeta: and her friend
Me-ra-ka
Goku: and another girl
Vegeta: yes, another woman
Goku: ALRIGHT!!!
Um...but Vegeta isn't our products for men only?
Vegeta: *looks at his watch*
huh?
yeah it is
(*thinks* great they are going to be there already)
we better put on a burst of speed
maybe they are getting it for a guy
Goku: *flys faster*
Vegeta: *keeps up with Kakarot*
Goku: maybe, I don't know
*points ahead of them* look we made it
and only 30 minutes late
Vegeta: yeah, 30 minutes late
*lands in front of the factory*
Goku: *lands*
Vegeta: *walks inside*
Goku: *follows Vegeta*
Gohan: *is sitting behind a desk* Good Morning Mr. Ou & Mr. Son
Yamcha: *is at his desk*
Good Morning Sirs
Goku: Good Morning Gohan, Good Morning Yamcha
Yamcha: *looks at Mr. Son*
*tries not to laugh*
Vegeta: what's so good about it
Gohan: *follows Yamcha's stare*
*sees what he's looking at*
Vegeta: has our new clients arrived yet?
Gohan: *shakes the laughter away* Yes, Mr. Ou
they are waiting in your office
Yamcha: *feels as though he's going to die laughing*
please excuse me
*runs to the bathroom*
Gohan: Um...Mr. Son?
Goku: Yes Gohan?
Gohan: You might want to refresh before you go met the new customers
Vegeta: *follows Gohans stare*
*looks at Kakarot*
AAHHH!!!
go now and fix your hair
I will not let our new clients see you like that
Goku: what? huh? oh right *points to his messed up hair*
Vegeta: *looks at Gohan*
thank you, that would have ruined us
if they would have seen his hair that way
Gohan: You're very welcomed, Mr. Ou
Vegeta: Kakarot, go fix your hair now I will go greet our new clients
and hurry up we don't have all day
Gohan: Good luck to you both *goes back to answering the phone orders*
Goku: Ahh, Vegeta?
Yamcha: *walks back to his desk*
Vegeta: What is it, Kakarot?
Goku: I don't have any hair gel on me, so I can't fix my hair *chuckles
at his predicament*
Vegeta: *sighs*
*reaches into his pocket, pulls out his bottle, hands it to
Kakarot*
don't use it all
Goku: *takes it* Thanks
*waltzes to the nearest bathroom, bottle of hair gel in hand*
Vegeta: anything to help you
so you don't SCREW this up!!
Goku: *Looks in the mirror, & sees his hair*
*faints, makes a loud thud on the flood* @.@
Vegeta: *runs in to the bathroom*
Kakarot?
*sees him on the floor*
Goku: *mumbles "it's scar..."* *Passes out*
Vegeta: oh for crying out loud, would you hurry up !!!
Goku: *regains himself, and stands up*
Vegeta: *walks over to the mirror, looks at his hair, satisfied it
looks fine, turns around and walks out of the bathroom*
Goku: *looks at the mirror again, tries not to faint, squirts some hair
gel in his hand*
*rubs his hand together, & runs them through his hair*
Vegeta: *crosses his arms over is chest, taps his foot on the floor*
WILL YOU HURRY UP !!
Goku: *makes sure he didn't miss a spot, turns, & walks out of the
bathroom*
Done
*hands Vegeta back his bottle*
Vegeta: *snatches the bottle* finally
let's go
Goku: lead the way
Vegeta: *walks towards his office*
Goku: *Follows happily behind*
To Be Continued...