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[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Ransom note from unknown characters: We have kidnapped the disclaimer. For
it to be returned the authors must introduce us in Chapter 4.
*Bad guy leaders come in to take the disclaimers spotlight*
Raditz: Enlighten of the news of the disclaimer, we of the Nether Company have
come to do own biddings.
Goku: Raditz? Ain't this rope a little tight?
Vegeta: Raditz! I'm going to kill you! *grumbles* As soon as I get this damn
rope off.
Raditz: *looks at Yakumo* you forgot the gags.
Yakumo: Raditz, my dear friends. My partner in crime err... business, how is
it that these low lives know you?
Raditz: Unfortunately. The child-like man is my brother *waves a hand idly in
Goku's direction*. The other is supposed to be the prince of Saiyans.
Vegeta: Suppose to be? I am the prince of all Saiyans. And once this binds
are gone, this time I'll make sure you stay dead! *snorts arrogantly*
Goku: Vegeta? Can you scratch an itch on my back? It's killing me!
Vegeta: Only if you scratch my butt first.
Goku: Ah… Never mind.
Yakumo: *gives Raditz an odd look*
Raditz: *nods* Gag them.
Yakumo: *uses his & Raditz's hair net, and gags the two* Better?
Raditz: Yes.
Yakumo: Now to the disclaimer *grins evilly* the authors do own those
involved, in addition they like to torture us with stupid, absurd antics
such as this what do they call it again... *pause* yes I know story.
Raditz & Yakumo: *Turns, leaves the two tied & gagged, chuckling 'oh oh oh'
all the way*
Disclaimer's Note before the kidnapping: Whatever anyone says we don't own
any character from Dragonball Z, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, nor YU-GI-OH!.
Oh yeah forgot to say more characters from different animations other then
the ones listed will be added as the story goes on.
Warning: Very boring chapter that includes some humor, OOCiness, and is just
plain weird.
Note from Authors:
Neptune: Got your pillow, Venus?
Venus: Yup, got your blanket?
Neptune: Yeah
Both Neptune & Venus: For those who are reading this you might wanna grab a
pillow & blanket just in case. Sorry for this boring chapter, but the next
chapter we'll be back to our humor ^_^.
__________________________________________________________________ _________
~~~~~~~~~~ Ou & Son Inc. ~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Blue Neptune & Red Venus~~~~~~~
*************************************
Chapter 3: Set the Plan in Motion, New Applicants
Raditz: Yakumo
Yakumo: yes *looks at Raditz*
Raditz: should we summon Mr. Bakura Ryou?
Yakumo: *nods * yes we should
Raditz: *walks to his desk, & pushes the button on the intercom*
Send Mr. Ryou up now
Receptionist: Yes, Sir
Raditz: *stops pushing the button & looks to Yakumo*
Yakumo: *smiles wickedly*
Yami Bakura: *knocks on the door* *waits*
Yakumo: *looks at the door* *then to Raditz* would u like me to get it?
Or do you want to?
Raditz: if you please
Yakumo: *nods* *walks over and opens the door* *looks at the person*
Yami Bakura: *nods to Yakumo* Hello, you wanted to see me, Sir?
Yakumo: *nods* yes we did
Yami Bakura: should I come in or stay out here?
Yakumo: Please excuse me I do apologize come in *steps to the side*
Yami Bakura: *walks in a passed his boss* *sees his other boss, & nods* Hello
Raditz: Forget the 'hellos'. Just have a seat anywhere
Yakumo: we have some important business to talk with you about
Yami Bakura: *mutters 'what a rude moron' as he finds a place, & sits*
What can I do for the two of you?
Yakumo: *laughs under his breath* Raditz dear friend would you care to
explain? *looks at Raditz*
Raditz: *looks at Yakumo* Yes I will
Yakumo: *nods trying to contain his excitement*
Raditz: *looks to Bakura* As you know, we're trying to destroy… err I mean
over take that other hair company
Yami Bakura: *nods*
Raditz: *continues* in order to do so, we need someone on the inside. That is
were you come in at. We need you to apply for a job there and a wait further
orders
Yami Bakura: but? *shallows thick*
Yakumo: but what?
Yami Bakura: isn't that playing a bit to dirty?
Yakumo: um... no. It's just give our company some help
Yami Bakura: if you say so. I'm I getting a bonus out of this? *wishfully
hopes*
Yakumo: yes yes of course you will receive a nice bonus depending on how
well you do depends on how well the bonus will be
Yami Bakura: *looks to the floor* mumbles... 'I better' *looks back at
Yakumo* yes Sir I understand
Yakumo: *smiles* good. How soon do you think you can get started?
Yami Bakura: *looks at his watch* Now
Yakumo: great!
Raditz: *looks at Yakumo, rises an eyebrow* Happy are we?
Yakumo: *smiles wildly* yes very I can hardly contain my self
Raditz: I'm sure
Yakumo: *thinks about making arrangements for a take over celebration party*
Raditz: *still stares at his partner* Bakura you may leave now
Yami Bakura: *nods & stands*
Yakumo: *evil happiness is evident in his eyes*
Yami Bakura: Good Day to you both
Yakumo: *shakes his head* yes yes good day to you as well
Yami Bakura: *walks to the door, opens it, & steps out* *closes it behind
him, (thinks 'I've to find a better job, and make sure the bosses are sane'*
Raditz: odd boy
Yakumo: yes very. Can he be trusted?
Raditz: I do believe so. Well, shall we do brunch?
Yakumo: I hope you are right. Yes lets
Raditz: *gets his jacket, and walks to the door* where to?
Yakumo: *thinks while getting his coat* how about um...
Raditz: *pauses at the door* Disklets is a nice place, don't you think?
Yakumo: *nods* yes that sounds like a good place
Raditz: *nods & opens the door* *steps aside, & opens the door for Yakumo*
Yakumo: *walks out* thank you friend
Raditz: *follows him out & shuts the door closed*
***************************************************
Narrator: what are the Nether Company up to? Why have they sent one of there
own to Ou and Son Inc? What does the Nether bosses have planned? Keep
reading to find out
(A/N: Think that is the end of the chapter? Nope not yet. Keep goin'.)
Narrator: Meanwhile at Ou and Son Inc. orders are being placed and readied
for delivery for the new clients. A group of young men walk in to the
Ou and Son building looking for a job.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
J oey: *walks in to the place with his hands shoved into his pockets* I don't
see why I had to come. I don't need a job
Yugi: you do to
Tristan: yeah, you lazy bum *looks at Joey*
Yugi: we all do Joey
Tristan: that's for sure
Joey: *shrugs* I don't need a job, but I'll do this for you guys
Yugi: thanks Joey you're a real friend
Bakura: *looks at Joey* That's the spirit
Tristan: about time you see it our way
Yugi: cheer up Joey; look at it this way you can buy a lot of things
with the money you earn
Tristan: yeah
Joey: I said I'd come; I don't want to get a job
Tristan: your getting a job you bum, you need one
Joey: Fine, but a hair place?
Yugi: lighten up Tristan we might get discounts on the hair care products
Tristan: fine Yugi I'll lighten up
Bakura: yes Yugi I must agree
Joey: Yug that stuffs for girls
Tristan: you do have a point Yugi
Yugi: like you don't use it, Joey
Joey: *looks at the ground to hide his blush*
Tristan: ha! So you do use it
Joey: *looks at Tristan & holds up a fist* I'm goin' give ya a good product
right here
Tristan: *puts his hands up in defense* whoa calm down Joey, I was just
teasing
Joey: *glares at him*
Yugi: there is nothing to be ashamed of about using hair care products
Joey: Yug
Yugi: besides this place is not for girls and neither are their products. It's
an all guy products.
Bakura: Yugi is right Joey be proud of your hair
Yugi: I found this place surfing the web one day
Joey: *grunts*
Yugi: c'mon Joey I know you'll like it
Bakura: oh really Yugi?
Yugi: *nods* yeah they have a great web site
Bakura: I'll have to look it up some other time
Yugi: would you like their web address Bakura? I know it by heart
Bakura: that would be most appreciated
Yugi: it's www.ouandsoninc/haircare.com. Will you be able to remember
it?
Bakura: Thank you yes I have an excellent memory
Yugi: okay
Tristan: wow Yugi I didn't know you found this place on the net that's cool
too bad Joey isn't smart enough to do something like that
Joey: *grumbles that he's gonna break Yugi's computer* Hey, I wouldn't want to.
Tristan: that just shows how dumb you are
Joey: anyway, were do we go for applications?
Tristan: *grabs Joey in a head lock and gives him a nuggie*
Yugi: the front desk
Joey: *pushes Tristan off* get off you jerk
Tristan: *gets pushed away laughing*
Joey: *grunts* where's the front desk?
Yugi: *looks over at two men sitting behind desks* ah that must be where we
need to go
Bakura: *nods*
Yugi: *walks up to them* excuse me we would like to know if you are hiring?
Joey: *follows Yugi, stands next to him*
Bakura: *does like wise*
Yamcha: *looks up at the group of young men*
Tristan: *stands a little bit away from them*
Yamcha: yes we are
Gohan: *puts a hand over the mouth piece of the phone & looks to
Yamcha*
Yamcha: *looks at Gohan* we are arn't we?
Gohan: *nods* Please can you handle them for me, I'm a bit busy?
Yamcha: yes of course
Gohan: *nods* Thank you
Yamcha: your quite welcome
Gohan: *returns to the phone order*
Yugi: (*thinks to himself "my what polite people"*)
Yamcha: you first to need to fill out an application for employment
Bakura: *whispers to Yugi 'oh I do like this two'*
Yugi: *nods* could we each have one please? *whispers back to Bakura
"So do I "*
Yamcha: yes let me get them one moment please
Bakura: *smiles in delight*
Joey: *kicks at an invisible rock & grumbles*
Yamcha: *looks in a filing cabinet, looks at the group over his
shoulder and asks, "How many will you need?"*
Joey: three
Yugi: four please
Joey: err... man *huffs*
Yamcha: *looks confused, but gets out four applications, hands them to
the shortest person in the group* there you go just fill it out, and bring the
application back when you're done.
Yugi: *takes them then hands a application to every one*
Bakura: *gladly takes the offered paper*
Joey: *reluctantly takes the application*
Tristan: *takes the paper* gotta pen?
Narrator: As the boys get their pens. They settled down in the lounge, and
fills out their respective application. Will Ou & Son Inc accept them?
Will Joey ever like the fact he uses hair products? What's in store for
Ou & Son Inc? Will the authors ever get the disclaimer back? Who knows?
To Be Continued...
it to be returned the authors must introduce us in Chapter 4.
*Bad guy leaders come in to take the disclaimers spotlight*
Raditz: Enlighten of the news of the disclaimer, we of the Nether Company have
come to do own biddings.
Goku: Raditz? Ain't this rope a little tight?
Vegeta: Raditz! I'm going to kill you! *grumbles* As soon as I get this damn
rope off.
Raditz: *looks at Yakumo* you forgot the gags.
Yakumo: Raditz, my dear friends. My partner in crime err... business, how is
it that these low lives know you?
Raditz: Unfortunately. The child-like man is my brother *waves a hand idly in
Goku's direction*. The other is supposed to be the prince of Saiyans.
Vegeta: Suppose to be? I am the prince of all Saiyans. And once this binds
are gone, this time I'll make sure you stay dead! *snorts arrogantly*
Goku: Vegeta? Can you scratch an itch on my back? It's killing me!
Vegeta: Only if you scratch my butt first.
Goku: Ah… Never mind.
Yakumo: *gives Raditz an odd look*
Raditz: *nods* Gag them.
Yakumo: *uses his & Raditz's hair net, and gags the two* Better?
Raditz: Yes.
Yakumo: Now to the disclaimer *grins evilly* the authors do own those
involved, in addition they like to torture us with stupid, absurd antics
such as this what do they call it again... *pause* yes I know story.
Raditz & Yakumo: *Turns, leaves the two tied & gagged, chuckling 'oh oh oh'
all the way*
Disclaimer's Note before the kidnapping: Whatever anyone says we don't own
any character from Dragonball Z, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, nor YU-GI-OH!.
Oh yeah forgot to say more characters from different animations other then
the ones listed will be added as the story goes on.
Warning: Very boring chapter that includes some humor, OOCiness, and is just
plain weird.
Note from Authors:
Neptune: Got your pillow, Venus?
Venus: Yup, got your blanket?
Neptune: Yeah
Both Neptune & Venus: For those who are reading this you might wanna grab a
pillow & blanket just in case. Sorry for this boring chapter, but the next
chapter we'll be back to our humor ^_^.
__________________________________________________________________ _________
~~~~~~~~~~ Ou & Son Inc. ~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Blue Neptune & Red Venus~~~~~~~
*************************************
Chapter 3: Set the Plan in Motion, New Applicants
Raditz: Yakumo
Yakumo: yes *looks at Raditz*
Raditz: should we summon Mr. Bakura Ryou?
Yakumo: *nods * yes we should
Raditz: *walks to his desk, & pushes the button on the intercom*
Send Mr. Ryou up now
Receptionist: Yes, Sir
Raditz: *stops pushing the button & looks to Yakumo*
Yakumo: *smiles wickedly*
Yami Bakura: *knocks on the door* *waits*
Yakumo: *looks at the door* *then to Raditz* would u like me to get it?
Or do you want to?
Raditz: if you please
Yakumo: *nods* *walks over and opens the door* *looks at the person*
Yami Bakura: *nods to Yakumo* Hello, you wanted to see me, Sir?
Yakumo: *nods* yes we did
Yami Bakura: should I come in or stay out here?
Yakumo: Please excuse me I do apologize come in *steps to the side*
Yami Bakura: *walks in a passed his boss* *sees his other boss, & nods* Hello
Raditz: Forget the 'hellos'. Just have a seat anywhere
Yakumo: we have some important business to talk with you about
Yami Bakura: *mutters 'what a rude moron' as he finds a place, & sits*
What can I do for the two of you?
Yakumo: *laughs under his breath* Raditz dear friend would you care to
explain? *looks at Raditz*
Raditz: *looks at Yakumo* Yes I will
Yakumo: *nods trying to contain his excitement*
Raditz: *looks to Bakura* As you know, we're trying to destroy… err I mean
over take that other hair company
Yami Bakura: *nods*
Raditz: *continues* in order to do so, we need someone on the inside. That is
were you come in at. We need you to apply for a job there and a wait further
orders
Yami Bakura: but? *shallows thick*
Yakumo: but what?
Yami Bakura: isn't that playing a bit to dirty?
Yakumo: um... no. It's just give our company some help
Yami Bakura: if you say so. I'm I getting a bonus out of this? *wishfully
hopes*
Yakumo: yes yes of course you will receive a nice bonus depending on how
well you do depends on how well the bonus will be
Yami Bakura: *looks to the floor* mumbles... 'I better' *looks back at
Yakumo* yes Sir I understand
Yakumo: *smiles* good. How soon do you think you can get started?
Yami Bakura: *looks at his watch* Now
Yakumo: great!
Raditz: *looks at Yakumo, rises an eyebrow* Happy are we?
Yakumo: *smiles wildly* yes very I can hardly contain my self
Raditz: I'm sure
Yakumo: *thinks about making arrangements for a take over celebration party*
Raditz: *still stares at his partner* Bakura you may leave now
Yami Bakura: *nods & stands*
Yakumo: *evil happiness is evident in his eyes*
Yami Bakura: Good Day to you both
Yakumo: *shakes his head* yes yes good day to you as well
Yami Bakura: *walks to the door, opens it, & steps out* *closes it behind
him, (thinks 'I've to find a better job, and make sure the bosses are sane'*
Raditz: odd boy
Yakumo: yes very. Can he be trusted?
Raditz: I do believe so. Well, shall we do brunch?
Yakumo: I hope you are right. Yes lets
Raditz: *gets his jacket, and walks to the door* where to?
Yakumo: *thinks while getting his coat* how about um...
Raditz: *pauses at the door* Disklets is a nice place, don't you think?
Yakumo: *nods* yes that sounds like a good place
Raditz: *nods & opens the door* *steps aside, & opens the door for Yakumo*
Yakumo: *walks out* thank you friend
Raditz: *follows him out & shuts the door closed*
***************************************************
Narrator: what are the Nether Company up to? Why have they sent one of there
own to Ou and Son Inc? What does the Nether bosses have planned? Keep
reading to find out
(A/N: Think that is the end of the chapter? Nope not yet. Keep goin'.)
Narrator: Meanwhile at Ou and Son Inc. orders are being placed and readied
for delivery for the new clients. A group of young men walk in to the
Ou and Son building looking for a job.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
J oey: *walks in to the place with his hands shoved into his pockets* I don't
see why I had to come. I don't need a job
Yugi: you do to
Tristan: yeah, you lazy bum *looks at Joey*
Yugi: we all do Joey
Tristan: that's for sure
Joey: *shrugs* I don't need a job, but I'll do this for you guys
Yugi: thanks Joey you're a real friend
Bakura: *looks at Joey* That's the spirit
Tristan: about time you see it our way
Yugi: cheer up Joey; look at it this way you can buy a lot of things
with the money you earn
Tristan: yeah
Joey: I said I'd come; I don't want to get a job
Tristan: your getting a job you bum, you need one
Joey: Fine, but a hair place?
Yugi: lighten up Tristan we might get discounts on the hair care products
Tristan: fine Yugi I'll lighten up
Bakura: yes Yugi I must agree
Joey: Yug that stuffs for girls
Tristan: you do have a point Yugi
Yugi: like you don't use it, Joey
Joey: *looks at the ground to hide his blush*
Tristan: ha! So you do use it
Joey: *looks at Tristan & holds up a fist* I'm goin' give ya a good product
right here
Tristan: *puts his hands up in defense* whoa calm down Joey, I was just
teasing
Joey: *glares at him*
Yugi: there is nothing to be ashamed of about using hair care products
Joey: Yug
Yugi: besides this place is not for girls and neither are their products. It's
an all guy products.
Bakura: Yugi is right Joey be proud of your hair
Yugi: I found this place surfing the web one day
Joey: *grunts*
Yugi: c'mon Joey I know you'll like it
Bakura: oh really Yugi?
Yugi: *nods* yeah they have a great web site
Bakura: I'll have to look it up some other time
Yugi: would you like their web address Bakura? I know it by heart
Bakura: that would be most appreciated
Yugi: it's www.ouandsoninc/haircare.com. Will you be able to remember
it?
Bakura: Thank you yes I have an excellent memory
Yugi: okay
Tristan: wow Yugi I didn't know you found this place on the net that's cool
too bad Joey isn't smart enough to do something like that
Joey: *grumbles that he's gonna break Yugi's computer* Hey, I wouldn't want to.
Tristan: that just shows how dumb you are
Joey: anyway, were do we go for applications?
Tristan: *grabs Joey in a head lock and gives him a nuggie*
Yugi: the front desk
Joey: *pushes Tristan off* get off you jerk
Tristan: *gets pushed away laughing*
Joey: *grunts* where's the front desk?
Yugi: *looks over at two men sitting behind desks* ah that must be where we
need to go
Bakura: *nods*
Yugi: *walks up to them* excuse me we would like to know if you are hiring?
Joey: *follows Yugi, stands next to him*
Bakura: *does like wise*
Yamcha: *looks up at the group of young men*
Tristan: *stands a little bit away from them*
Yamcha: yes we are
Gohan: *puts a hand over the mouth piece of the phone & looks to
Yamcha*
Yamcha: *looks at Gohan* we are arn't we?
Gohan: *nods* Please can you handle them for me, I'm a bit busy?
Yamcha: yes of course
Gohan: *nods* Thank you
Yamcha: your quite welcome
Gohan: *returns to the phone order*
Yugi: (*thinks to himself "my what polite people"*)
Yamcha: you first to need to fill out an application for employment
Bakura: *whispers to Yugi 'oh I do like this two'*
Yugi: *nods* could we each have one please? *whispers back to Bakura
"So do I "*
Yamcha: yes let me get them one moment please
Bakura: *smiles in delight*
Joey: *kicks at an invisible rock & grumbles*
Yamcha: *looks in a filing cabinet, looks at the group over his
shoulder and asks, "How many will you need?"*
Joey: three
Yugi: four please
Joey: err... man *huffs*
Yamcha: *looks confused, but gets out four applications, hands them to
the shortest person in the group* there you go just fill it out, and bring the
application back when you're done.
Yugi: *takes them then hands a application to every one*
Bakura: *gladly takes the offered paper*
Joey: *reluctantly takes the application*
Tristan: *takes the paper* gotta pen?
Narrator: As the boys get their pens. They settled down in the lounge, and
fills out their respective application. Will Ou & Son Inc accept them?
Will Joey ever like the fact he uses hair products? What's in store for
Ou & Son Inc? Will the authors ever get the disclaimer back? Who knows?
To Be Continued...