Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Project Yu Yubelina ❯ Prologue: We're having too much fun with this ( Chapter 1 )

By Hotaru Hope Maxwell & Dorie Kaiba

 

Authoress Hotaru: Again, we annoy you all with another anime series being totally destroyed while destroying one of our many favorite joking fantasy fairy tales! We don't own any of the anime or movies used.

 

Authoress Dorie: We understand that Thumbelina has been produced as a childish story with their songs being the only true reason for watching the film, so we've decided to have the Yu Yu Hakusho cast to come and save the story from being stupid for all eternity.

 

Authoress Hotaru: More like, we're tearing the story into shreds, again.

 

Authoress Dorie: There is a warning that characters found dead in Yu Yu Hakusho will make sudden revivals throughout this lovely project. And if you haven't watched to the end of Yu Yu Hakusho, do not bother reading for you will not understand what is going on without knowledge from that season.

 

 

Authoress Hotaru: On with the cast **pulls out black bag filled with names while Authoress Dorie threatens/drags/forces the cast members into a line, despite some enemies being around one another**. We'll start by picking our first roles in a pair, Prince Cornelius of the Fairies and Lady Thumbelina.

 

Authoress Dorie: **removes two names** Prince Cornelius—Yukina…Thumbelina—Cho…Okay that's a no. **throws them back in much to the relief of the characters before Authoress Hotaru draws names**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **turns pale before showing Authoress Dorie who burst into laughter** Kuwabara the baka as Prince Cornelius and…**snorts** Hiei as Thumbelina **everyone blinks and eyes the dangerous aura around Hiei**

 

Authoress Dorie: **snickering** I'm taking that as a no.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **shrugs** Don't worry kobito, I wouldn't do that to you. **puts names back in and removes new ones before sighing happily. ** Finally! Something that works…. **in announcer's voice** the stars are Keiko as Thumbelina and Yusuke Urameshi as Cornelius.

 

Everyone: **nods** Yep that works.

 

Yusuke: **grunts**

 

Keiko: **glares at Yusuke** Shut up.

 

Authoress Dorie: Our next role is Jakomo the Sparrow. **digs deep into hat before removing name** And the winner is….**blinks** Yomei.

 

Yomei: **fidgets**

 

Shura: WHAT?! My dad's a damn romantic bird?

 

Yusuke: It's better than a winged prissy. **gets slapped by Keiko** Not that it's a bad thing what so ever….Keiko….Please don't bring out that knife Hiei gave you.

 

Authoress Hotaru: Next role is the female mother toad…**giggles** Shishiwakamaru!

 

Everyone except Shishi: **breaks out laughing**

 

Shishi: What? What's wrong? I can so shake my maracas.

 

Suzaku: I knew you were gay! I so knew it!

 

Chou: **blink** We so don't want to picture that.

 

Yomei: Speak for yourself.

 

Everyone: **looks at Yomei curiously**

 

Chou: Care to repeat that Yomei?

 

Yomei: What? Don't knock it until you try it…**stops when Authoress Hotaru sticks out hand** Nani?

 

Authoress Hotaru: I copyrighted that line for our projects. 25 cents please **smiles innocently**

 

Authoress Dorie: **coughs** Next is the role of the Main Toad engaged to Thumbelina, or believes he is so….**removes name before snickering** Suzaku is the toad.

 

Suzaku: WHAT?! I'm Beautiful! I can't be an ugly toad!

 

Authoress Dorie: **Points to Kurama** HE is beautiful…You are a joke.

 

Authoress Hotaru: Need I remind you of the disgusting pictures of the Dark Tournament. **smirks evilly**

 

Kurama: **to Hiei** You've been around Authoress Hotaru too much.

 

Hiei: **to Kurama** And you've been inside Authoress Dorie too much.

 

Kurama: **blushes**

 

Authoress Dorie: **shrugs** On to the next…The other toads consist of Kuwabak—Excuse me, Kazuma Kuwabara and Chou.

 

Both: **nod carelessly, not really thinking about it**

 

Authoress Hotaru: The beetle shall be…**removes name**…How'd this name get here? O well, Jeorge Satome the ogre.

 

Everyone: **eyes the ogre**

 

Koenma: He's got the annoying bit down.

 

Botan: Um—hmm…

 

Authoress Dorie: The King, Colvert and Queen Tabatha are Koenma, in teenage form, and Botan!

 

Koenma: I'm a king! Finally! After 100,000 years of waiting!

 

Botan: Lord Yama's still alive you know.

 

Koenma: I don't ruin you're dreams, and quit acting like a wife.

 

Authoress Dorie: For the role of Thumbelina's mother—Genkai.

 

Yusuke: What the hell—I went through grandma's training camp…She's not that loving.

 

Cho/Rinku/Jin/Touya/Suzaku/Kuwabara/Shishi/everyone who trained (except the smart people): **nods** That's right.

 

Genkai: **for a moment reverts to young form** Don't make me kick all of your asses!

 

Everyone + Demon Lords: **shudders and backs away**

 

Authoress Hotaru: Speaking of demon lords, I just pulled the next name. The faithful Hero dog shall be played by Lady Mukoro!

 

Everyone: **Laughs**

 

Mukoro: **raises eyebrow**

 

Everyone: **becomes silent**

 

Authoress Dorie: Now my favorites…The fox…

 

Authoress Hotaru: Who couldn't see this coming **stops** Sorry Yomei. **Sweat drops**

 

Authoress Dorie: Kurama, you got the chasing fox part. Hey look, I'm the rabbit!

Yusuke: In more ways than one.

 

Authoress Dorie: And in respect to that, Kurama will be in his regular form, not the Yoko format.

 

Authoress Hotaru: And how am I supposed to keep you guys from fucking then?

 

Authoress Dorie: You can't…There will be lot of sex in this! SEX!

**enter Seto Kaiba**

 

Seto: You called?

 

Authoress Dorie: **shoos him away** Later…Later…**blinks and looks to cast/audience** That's right ladies and gentlemen, you can have it all.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **sweat drop**

 

Authoress Dorie: I love my job **big smiles**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **sighs** moving on, the role of the bear goes to…Yusuke's ancestral dad, Raizen.

 

Yusuke: **sweat drop** Isn't he dead?

 

Authoress Hotaru: You are talking to two authoresses, one of which happens to be a witch, the other's main character is the spirit of rebirth…Can we use something called magic here. **snaps fingers and Raizen arises from ground**

 

Raizen: This better be important. I was beating Muraki, the insane doctor who tortures the guardians of death with his very presence, in a checkers match.

 

Authoress Dorie: How? He's alive…

 

Authoress Hotaru: Shamanic powers, Muraki has them. **shrugs and pulls out book**

 

Authoress Dorie: Oh…Okay…**turns to Raizen** I'll make this short and sweet. You be a big bear in our play and Hotaru there will return the body and soul of your lover to earth with you…

 

Raizen: **with perverted look in eye** I'm in.

 

Kuwabara: Where's he in and who is he?

 

Everyone: **sweat drops**

 

Authoress Dorie: Watch the forth season of Koenma's tapes, you dumb ass.

 

Kuwabara: I'm in the season though.

 

Koenma: And dad wants this guy to be our new Spirit Detective? **sighs**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **coughs** Next are the bug kids…How am I on this list?

 

Authoress Dorie: **whistles innocently**

 

Authoress Hotaru: Meh…Rinku, Shura and Yukina are the cute little bugs. Jin, Touya and Hiei are the beetle's henchmen along with Shizuru.

 

Shizuru: You better take that back you brat!

 

Authoress Hotaru: **not looking up from book** Hiei-kobito….

 

Hiei: Hnn….

 

Authoress Hotaru: Shizuru's threatening me. `

 

Hiei: Does she know how much I want to make her brother a eunuch?

 

Shizuru: **sighs** Like I care what happens to him.

 

Kuwabara: Sis!

 

Shizuru: Fine…I'll be the god damn beetle.

 

Authoress Dorie; Now that that is sorted out, Four-Eyes, you're the mole! Big hair you're the mouse and the everyone else is extras! Kurama, Seto—Move your asses!

 

Seto: Yay!

 

Kurama: **scoops up Dorie and runs off**

 

Authoress Hotaru: Hey! We need to finish this Dor-chan! **phone rings**

 

Authoress Dorie: **is heard through cell phone** I need sex. I need it every chapter. You know this by now. Ciao. **hangs up**

 

Authoress Hotaru: **sighs** Fine…Main characters listed, check. Next time, the intro and Dorie brings up her new book, 101 ways for Kurama's rose whip to be made fun.

 

Hiei: Hn….

 

Duo: We all know what Hiei's reading.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **blinks** Where did you come from?

 

Duo: Heero.

 

Everyone: **blinks**

 

Yusuke: He pulled you out of his pants?

 

Duo: In a manner of speaking, yes.

 

Suzaku: Then where did Heero come from?

 

Everyone else: **points to Yomei**

 

Yomei: You guys need to get off my ass.

 

Anonymously from crowd: You've had enough people up your ass.

 

Hiei: **disappears as Yomei starts to attack, reappearing behind Hotaru and throwing her over shoulder** Come on Maxwell.

 

Duo: **trails behind two as crowd screams and runs from blind angry demon lord**

 

Shura: Oww! What I do Daddy?!

 

Raizen: **snickers**

 

Authoress Dorie **appears** I really need to collect on that. **smiles at audience** To be continued you morons, get out of here! **pulls down curtain to hide Yomei's raging blood shed**

 

Yusuke: **whose voice is heard** You prick! Don't touch my Keiko! **gets punched** Ow! Keiko!