Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Broken Reflection ❯ Picnic Chaos ( Chapter 11 )

Aya: Okay, I know I said the party was next, but I'm holding that off for soon!! aSo don't worry, I'm already half way done with it! Thank you for reading this far, I'm so happy that people are actually reading this fic!! ^^

Hiei: Because she's a simple-minded baka with no life.

Aya: T.T Hiei, you're so cruel. So what? I still have school…

Kurama: Which is why it's taking you so long to type up more chapters.

Aya: Yep! ^^

Quatre: Disclaimer: Aya does not own Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Hiei's sandwich.

Hiei: *sweatdrop* -.-+;;;

Picnic Chaos:

Blink. More blinking. More and more blinking. Complete and total silence. Hiei was growing annoyed. He couldn't take it any longer. "DAMMIT, it was HIS idea!! So will you stop staring at me like I have three eyes (sry, cudn't resist! ^^;)!!?" he yelled at his group of friends. This is all that stupid fox's fault!!! If he hadn't-wait, did I just call him fox?

Hiei was about to ponder this when Botan broke out in a maniacal grin. "Of course Kurama would have been the one to suggest it, Hiei, but you're the one who agreed!" she said, smirking. Hiei glared at her. "First of all, I didn't actually agree on anything! I just shrugged it off." "Meaning you had no problem with it." Yusuke said, also smirking. The rest of his friends also snickered and smirked. What's going on:

*~~~~~Flashback: End of English class~~~*

"Okay, Hiei, since we're working together, I'd like to discuss with you during lunch. Is that a problem?" Kurama asked, totally out of the blue. Hiei was surprised, but didn't show it. Now, in order to keep the blush back, all he did was shrug. Kurama smiled. "Great!! See you at lunch! Oh, and Duo and Quatre will probably come too! Bye!" Kurama said, walking out the door.

*~~~End Flashback~~~~*

Hiei got a wicked gleam in his eye. He forgot to tell them about the Quatre and Duo part! I might not get all of them back, but at least you two are going down with me… he thought evilly, looking at Trowa and Heero. "Hn?" Heero asked. Hiei smirked. "Foolish me, I forgot to tell you he's bringing Quatre and Duo with him." Hiei said, in the nicest tone he could possibly conjure up without breaking out in maniacal laughter. At that point, the two of them froze like statues.

"Isn't that great, Barton? Now you get to talk with Quatre more." Hiei said, his smirk getting wickeder. Cathy couldn't stop the laugh escaping fro her lips. Trowa stared into oblivion…again. Heero glared at anyone.

"So, we get to come, riiight?!!" Duo asked excitedly. Kurama smiled and nodded. "I didn't hear Hiei object." He replied calmly. I think I'll leave out the part about me walking out before he could fully process it,though… he thought to himself. "Are you sure we won't be intruding? I-I mean…" Quatre said, fumbling with his words. Kurama smiled reassuringly. "Don't worry yourself. It's just like eating normal lunch."

"And you get to meet `Mr. Barton' up close and center!" Duo said, winking. Quatre blushed a brilliant shade and whapped Duo in the head. "Stop saying that!!!!" he whined. "And Wuffers will be there! Oh, we had SUCH a fun time in Home Ec!!!!" Duo added evilly. Kurama sweatdropped. "You got hold of something sharp, didn't you?" he asked, warily. "Maaaaayyybeee…" Duo said maniacally. "Please don't scar our peers, Duo. Both physically and mentally." Kurama said, sighing. Duo broke out in laughter.

"Hey, they're coming!!!" Botan yelped, jumping up and down. "Down girl, down." Yusuke said dryly. "That's it, no more candy for you, onna." Wufei said. "WUFFERS!!!!" was the only warning Wufei got before he was plowed down by a streak of brown and black. "Dammit Duo, I said NO ATTACKING!!" Kurama sighed, somehow next to Hiei. Behind him was a facevaulting Quatre. "MAXWELL, GET OFF OF ME!!!" Wufei yelled. "Okay, fine!! Jeez, you're such a girl!" Duo said, sitting up. Wufei was glaring death at him.

"What-did-you-just-call-me?" he said through clenched teeth. Duo grinned and licked his nose. Wufei spluttered. "Aw, Wufie, you're just so cute! I can't stay mad at you!" Duo said in an innocent voice. "WUFIE?!!! It is WUFEI, Maxwell!! Say it with me, WU-FEI!!!" He screamed. Duo, who had somehow moved to Kurama's lunch bag, was fishing through it. He pulled out salad. "Dammit, fox! Salad, AGAIN?!! You eat more lettuce than a rabbit!" he said, throwing the salad behind the gate.

"Duo, wasn't Kurama going to eat that!?" Quatre said to his friend. "Who cares? The guy needs meat, anyway. He can just mooch off Hiei." Duo said, bluntly. Hiei did an anime fall. Kurama, who has mastered the technique of tuning the world out, was scribbling stuff on some notebook paper.

Yukina was silently watching, Yusuke and Kuwabara were laughing their asses off, Wufei was too busy ranting, Botan and Cathy were watching with satisfied smirks, Heero was glaring at anything thing moved, Trowa was staring at Quatre (obsession, much?), and Quatre was trying to stop Duo from provoking Wufei any more than he already has.

Hiei was staring at Kurama, who was madly scribbling on a paper. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked, taking a bite out of his roast beef sandwich. "Brainstorming." Kurama replied simply. He stopped and looked up, staring directly at Hiei. "What?" Hiei asked, after a few seconds. In the next second, he realized his sandwich was now in Kurama's hands. "I'm hungry." Kurama replied, and started eating hiei's sandwich.

"What the fuck are you doing, that's mine!!" Hiei yelled angrily at him. "Oh, quit fussing! I don't have cooties. Besides, Duo threw out mine." Kurama replied, taking another bite. "That's not my problem!!" Hiei yelled back. Kurama swallowed. And looked at Hiei. Then smirked. "Fine, I'll give it to you…on one condition." Kurama said evilly. "I am not playing games with-" Hiei was cut short as Kurama suddenly leaned forward and licked the lobe of his ear. Hiei completely froze. Then he snapped back to reality. "What the fuck?!!! What the hell are you doing?!!" Hiei asked, grabbing his ear. Kurama smiled. "I just wanted to see why the girls like you so much. I think it's because you taste good." Kurama replied, smirking. Hiei, then, had a wonderful shade of pink.

"You know what, I'm going to go shoot myself in the bathroom if anyone needs me." Quatre said, deadpan. Duo smiled. "Oooooo, you have a GUUUNNN!!!!" Duo said, instantly pouncing him. "EYYAAHH!! I don't have a gun, you psychopath!" Quatre said, struggling. Duo pouted and got off. "That's not fair, kitten! You shouldn't tease me!!" Duo said, pouty-mouthed. Quatre sweatdropped. "I wasn't…" Quatre began, but was interrupted by Duo. "Guns are so pretty…..they go BANG!!" Duo said, maniacally.

"Kurama, Duo's scaring me…" Quatre said, backing up a bit. Kurama glanced up. "Duo, I'm sure Heero has a gun." Kurama said. Heero was then tackled by Duo. "HEE-CHAN!!!" he yelped happily. Quatre facevaulted. "Is that the only way to distract him?" Quatre asked. Kurama nodded. Everyone else twitched. "That is injustice, Minamino!!" Wufei said, on the verge of a rant.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" an annoyingly shrill voice yelled. Relena then came around the corner, smiling brightly and carrying a basket. She dropped the basket when she noticed Duo and Heero, on the ground, in a rather odd position. Duo and Kurama visibly twitched.

"EEEEEEEEEKK!! DUO MAXWELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO DEAR HEERO!!!???" she screeched at the top of her lungs. Duo winced. "God, you have the most annoying voice I've ever heard!" he said, getting off of Heero. Relena fumed. "What were you doing?!" she demanded. "And what business is that of yours?" Kurama asked. Relena just glared at him. "Be quiet, pretty boy, before I get Karasu on you!!" she snapped back at him. Kurama twitched. Hiei glared at her.

"Relena, what are you doing? Everyone can hear you from the cafeteria." Dorothy said, coming around the corner. She noticed the odd lot. "My my, what's happening here?" she asked, amused. Then she noticed Quatre and Trowa a little too close together. She grabbed Trowa's arm. "Did you miss me?" she asked sweetly, leading him away from Quatre. Trowa stared at her, which was interpreted as a `no'.

"What were you doing?" Relena demanded again. "Who the hell do you think you are, Heero's girl? Because newsflash, you're not!!" Yusuke said, annoyed. Relena looked stunned. "Besides, Relena, if you aren't his girlfriend, then that means…" Duo said, getting an evil gleam in his eye. "He's going to do something, isn't he?" Quatre asked, deadpan. "He's going to do something." Kurama sighed. "…it means that you have no say if I do this." Duo said, before grabbing Heero's shoulders and pressing his lips hard against Heero's.

Relena was horrified, Kurama blank, Heero stunned, and everyone else shocked. Duo withdrew and smirked, before licking his lips. "C'mon fox, I think the snack bar line has died down." He said, getting up and walking calmly away, smirking the whole time. "Coming, kitten?" Kurama asked, smiling. Quatre followed, stunned. "Talk to you in class, Hiei." Kurama said, then left. Relena had tears in her eyes. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she yelled, running away. Dorothy mentally snickered, winked at Trowa, then left.

"Was that course of action really necessary?" Kurama asked, dryly. Duo smirked. "Aw, gimme a break, fox. Hee-chan is just too HOT!!" Duo said gleefully. Quatre sighed. "By the way, kitten, who was that blonde girl?" Kurama asked. "That's Dorothy Catalonia." Quatre said, a bit jealous. "How does she have the best chance with Tro? Did you see her eyebrows? They scream `I'm evil, I'm evil!!'!" Duo said. Quatre snickered. "Yes, well, that's just one of the many mysteries of Wing High." Quatre said, sarcastically.

Their conversation was broken off as the bell rang. "Time for P.e!! See ya later, fox!!!" Duo said, grabbing Quatre's shirt collar and dragging him off to the boys locker room. Kurama headed off to art.

Duo was jumping up and down in the coach's office. His first day in P.E has arrived. He got kicked out of Creative Writing due to the fact that he had a colorful vocabulary and used it often against the jocks. He still hadn't figured out why jocks would be in Creative Writing, anyway.

"Mr. Maxwell, will you please calm down." Mr. Treize sighed. He handed Duo the P.E uniform, which happened to be blue shorts with a white stripes down the side, and a gray shirt. Duo grabbed it. "So, where's my locker?" Duo asked, not jumping up and down anymore. "215, row C." Treize said, then resumed typing. Duo left to find his locker.

Said locker happened to be between some jock and Yusuke. Dear god, please help them. Duo, plotting hell against his new locker buddies, went up and began to undress. Yusuke, being the ever observant, turned to see Duo. And lost all color. "Duo…?!" he asked, paling. There was an evil sparkle in Duo's eyes. "Hi, Yusuke!! He said, pulling on his uniform. Yusuke gulped.

My new locker buddy is Duo? That isn't good. I hope Heero doesn't get scary on me. I wonder what it'd be like to have him on our team… Yusuke, lost in thought, didn't notice Duo smiling evilly as he left. It was already too late for him to dodge the mountain of garbage that had built up in his P.E. locker.

"Hey, Quat!!" Duo said, wrapping an arm around said person. Quatre smiled. "Hi Duo." Quatre said, happily. Heero visibly twitched. "Hey, guess what! Duo-" Yusuke cut short as he noticed who Heero was staring at. A smirk spread across his features. "Gee, Yuy, don't look too excited." Kuwabara said. He was rewarded with a death glare. Trowa smiled just a little bit.

"Mr. Yuy." Mr. Treize said, in an ordering tone. Heero looked at him. "Due to changes, you wil have Duo on your team." Mr. Treize said, and smirked as Heero glared at him. The glare was interrupted, however, as Duo pounced him. "YAY!!! Hee-chan, we're on the same team!" Duo said gleefully. "I NOTICED!" Heero yelled, pushing him off. Duo sniffled in mock hurt. "Don't you love me anymore, Hee-chan?" he said, sniffling. Heero glared at him.

"I'll take that as a no." Duo said, pouting and crossing his arms over his chest. Quatre rolled his eyes. "I wish Kurama were here." He mumbled.

Aya: Okay, I'm TRYING to make my chappies longer, so bear with me.

Kurama: *twitch* And review. Now. Please, Inari, review!!!!

Duo: Woah, what have you done to him?

Aya: I've sang my sweet melody of love to him! ^^

Kurama: *twitching*

Duo: Uh…huh. Right, well, before foxy here tries suicide, review!

Aya: Yah!! Oh, and by the way, the story is going to take a more serious, angsty turn coming up, so be prepared! I'll try and keep the humor!!!