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Gundam Anime

by Kyuuketsuki aka K-chan

Disclaimer: I don't own GW, nor do I own `Jerry Springer,' by Weird Al Yankovich, who doesn't own `One Week' by BNL…oi vey^^; A parody of a parody…how `me'!

::kazoo blows::

::K-chan sings::

It's been one week since we got to see
Exploding bases and hotties showing off circuitry!
Five days since they had the show
With the pacifist, the mute, and the pink limo
Three days since we heard the tale
About the outer space mission that didn't fail.
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Gundam anime

Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who tried to fight against Dorothy!
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all?
And Quatre's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the psycho with the tight pants
He can really entrance
And threaten the daughter of his rival
Now here comes Shinigami's next guest

And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's a World Federation revival
Manganac is back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they cause a couple craters

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had an identity change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
I wish they had a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the fight
With that Sally chick, and `Fei, he didn't have much insight
Five days since their awful brawl
They still haven't got Wu's blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the White Fang and that gay General Septum dude
Yesterday, it finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Gundam anime

Trowa: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister (and mine!)
Quatre: Oh? Well, which one?
Trowa: All of them
Quatre: Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Duo!
Trowa: Yeah? Well, well me too!
Duo: WHAT?! I NEVER- !
Trowa: And I've sleepin' with your ally, Wufei!
(Wufei cursing)
Quatre: Wufei, you b*tch!
Quatre: Well, I'm also sleepin' with your gundam!
(gundam powering up)
Trowa: That gundam doesn't love you!

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Duo's the king of damnation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication (AN: Of course! ^^)
It's totally addictive, like a bad trip
It's like a train slip
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sailor Moon they do `superhero'
But with more weirdoes
The rating's jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show, well then you know
Obession's just as low as you can go
The pilots are sexy and they're lacking in diplomacy
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's, like, BOOM!
In the face of some unsuspecting Aries

Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' punches at their allies

"Blow up, blow up!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? -I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show about
Angsty teens with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When Zechs' gal said her Virgo can still fly
Three days since he ridiculed

A bunch of crazy OZ Specials cadets who were all rude
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Gundam Wing
Tired of wastin' my time on that Gundam Wing

I've got way too much to do to watch Gundam Wing
Come over here and assemble my model

(AN: I'm intensely sorry you had to sit through that. ::bows:: Gomen!)