Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ 50 Ways To Kill Relena ❯ Chapter ONE!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

HI! This is a lil' crazy fic. I don't own GW. MAJOR RELENA BASHING!!!!! Different anime mentions. Pure insanity. Enough rambling… ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

50 Ways To Kill Relena

 

 

Falls on table at a party and hits head

Duo's flinging paperclips. Gets hit in the eye and dies of blood loss

Stray bomb

Stray bullet

Heero lives up to his word and shoots her

Duo shoots her

Trowa shoots her

Quatre shoots her

Wufei shoots her

Falls on hairbrush while getting ready for bed. Bristles go through her skull

Assassinated at a ball

Strays too close to battle and gets stepped on by a Gundam

Blown up

Wearing scarf on windy day. Strangled to death

Miscellaneous brick to head (joke with me an one of my friends)

Blowing up balloons for a birthday. Swallows one an suffocates

Reading in the library, bookshelf falls on her

Gets a ride home with Duo on his motorcycle, death by braid

Brain damage (Does she even have a brain?)

Freak lightening

Freak snowstorm

Freak tornado

Attempts to drive limo and brakes fail (*hides wire cutters behind back* I didn't have anything to do with that!)

Rabid wolf

Rabid weasel

Some kind soul takes pity on the world and kills her

Heero accepts her birthday party invite. She's so excited, she forgets to breath

Aliens abduct her and kill her for being stupid

Becomes Washu's geniua pig. Nuff said

Goes to bathroom and falls in toilet. Is never seen again (NO! We don't need no stinking laws of physics!)

Falls in punch on coronation day. Drowns

Falls off a cliff

Is pushed off a cliff

`Accidentally' pushed off cliff

Tries to pilot wing. Heero shoots her

Moons president of U.S. Secret Service shoots her

Trampled on by rambunctious fans

Stampeded on by `I Hate Relena' groupies

Dances in shower. Slips and breaks glass. Blood loss

Attempts to find Heero's room in the middle of the night. Walks in on Treize and Zechs together. They shoot her

Food poisoning

Has a breath holding contest with Sally and loses. Lack of air

Falls through dimensional wormhole. Runs into a shootout between Vash and Knives

Goes skydiving. Parachute fails to work

Falls asleep at dinner. Dies on conveniently placed fork

Same as above, except drowns in soup

Rabid chipmunk

Tries to make Christmas dinner in her own. The live turkey kills her (I told Heero not to leave his gun lying around)

Singing documents. Dies from multiple paper cuts

And the last but not least:

Run over by a train (Hey, it could happen)

 

 

That was my fic! Hoped you liked it! R&R!!!!!!!!!