Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ A Weird Life ❯ A Learning From Duo ( Chapter 4 )

A/N: I decided not to continue but I' m so bored!!!! This keeps me awake so… Special thanks to Starheart for reviewing. Finally someone that review!!!! R&R ppl!!! I LUV FLAMES!!!!!!!!!! NO DUH PPL!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own them, I wish I did…

A Learning From Duo (scary)

Maxwell, Winner, I need to ask you guys something." Heero said to his friends.

" Sure, what's the problem, Mr. I-AM-A-GUY-WHO-BONKS-DA-DAYLIGHTS-OUT-OFF-RELENA?" Duo replied with a smirk.

Heero glares at Duo with raging fire in his eyes.

" Heero, mind him." Quatre commented.

" I want to take Relena on a date, a romantic one," Heero stated.

" Trying to make a good impression so you can hop in bed with her after?" Duo questioned.

" Maybe"

" You need to arrive with her favourite flowers and a box very expensive chocolate to make it easy to persuade her to go on a date with you. Then you help her pick out a dress and oh, sound like you're interested! You'll make wonderful comments on how she looks and stuff like you smell so good and others. That'll make her get the hots for you. You'll help her to the car like you're helping her to a carriage. You'll take her to the best restaurant you can find. That'll make her think you're not cheap. You'll offer to pour her wine like real gentlemen. You'll start a delightful conversation, which by the way, you're not very good at. Flirt a little for good measures at the end of the night. You'll follow on what she likes and keep complimenting her. Then you'll take her to the movies. You have to let her choose even if she picks one of those puppy love ones. Wrap your arm around her shoulder and pull her inch by inch tight against your body. At the end of the night, you'll walk her to her room and insist (more like beg) on a goodnight kiss. Remember the sweet compliments."

Heero and Quatre just stares at Duo blankly trying to get their brain to sort out all the things he just said.

" Duo, how do you know these stuff?" Quatre asked surprisingly.

" How do you think I got Hilde to sleep with me?" Duo grinned.

" I don't get it" was all that Heero could say still trying to figure out the speech Duo gave.

" For a guy who mastered the Zero System, you're not very smart" Duo observed, " the whole point is to look good so you get her in bed!"

" Okay, are you sure that's gonna work?" Heero asked not so surely.

" Trust me, Mr. I-MASTERED-THE-ZERO-SYSTEM-BUT-CAN'T-SET-A-DATE!"

" Shut up Duo!" Heero yelled.

" All you have to do is wear this earphone and say exactly what I say."

"Exactly?" Heero asked a little scared.

" Exactly Mr. I-WILL-DO-EVERYTHING-TO-GET-RELENA-IN-BED" Duo instructed, "every word not one syllable missing got it?"

" Yah"

TBC… …

A/N: Read the next chapter to find out what happen on the date. Stay tune! R&R!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!