Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ A Weird Life ❯ That Is So Not Gonna Happen ( Chapter 8 )

A/N: R&R I don't own them. I luv flames. I'm getting tired of writing this…

THAT IS SO NOT GONNA HAPPEN

" Oh hi Zechs, hi Noin!" Duo waved and smiled at the two adults that just entered the room.

Wait a minute, Duo thought, Zechs? He's dead!

" OH MY GOD, I SEE DEAD PEOPLE! (a/n: ever watched " the 6th sense"?) Duo screamed.

" I'm not dead you idiot!" Zechs hollered, " you saw me during the Mariemeia accident!"

" Oh yah, I forgot!" Duo thought, " sorry !"

" Zechs, Noin, how was your honeymoon in Paris?" Trowa asked.

" It was wonderful, we got to see so many amazing sights!" Noin exclaimed.

" It was exciting but the best part was getting to spent time with the lady over here." Zechs said as he pulled Noin to him.

" That's so sweet!" Noin whispered as she kissed Zechs.

" Don't want to see any of that Marquise!" Wufei exaggerated.

" Very funny Chang!" Zechs remarked, " where's my little sister?"

" Probably sleeping with Heero!" Duo joked.

" Yuy?" was all Zechs got out.

Trowa noticed that Zechs was turning red.

" Duo was just joking, right Duo?" Trowa said and glared at Duo wishing he would say the right thing.

" Nope Trowa, Zechs you got to know, Heero and Relena been sleeping together for the past two weeks!" Duo said truthfully.

Wufei slapped his forehead again and mumbled " Maxwell's hopeless."

" What!" Zechs shouted, " I'm going to kill that……"

" Zechs honey, there must be a perfect explanation." Noin said calmly.

" A perfect explanation! You are out of your mind, onna!" Zechs roared, " out of my way, I'm gonna find that guy and kill him!"

Quatre ran into the room and shouted " Hurray! I got a date with a girl! I'm not gay, Trowa Barton!"

Quatre studied the room, Zechs was turning redish-purple, Duo was grinning at him, Wufei was shaking his head in disgust, Trowa looked at him like he's gone crazy and Noin looks very worried.

" I'm gonna help myself to the door." Quatre said nervously and then he walked out.

" That was weird…" Noin muttered.

" I can't believe I know you guys! It's so embarrassing!" Wufei grumbled.

" Out of my way, I'm going to kill Yuy!" Zechs roared again and he stormed out.

" Someone should stop him!" Noin said.

" I vote Maxwell, it was the baka's fault anyways!" Wufei said.

" Let's all go, okay?" Trowa suggested.

" Fine"

*

" I am so going to wring his neck and burn his body to ashes." Zechs mumbled to himself.

Zechs spotted Relena and Heero out in the garden sitting on a bench. Heero had his arm around her and they look pretty cozy.

" Isn't today a great day, Heero?" Relena asked.

" Yah"

Relena snuggled closer to Heero's chest and listened to his heartbeat, " I could do this everyday!"

" We will" Heero said as he leaned in and kissed Relena's hair.

" HEERO YUY GET OFF MY SISTER!" a voice yelled.

Heero and Relena both looked up and found a very, very angry Zechs.

" Oh shit!" Relena muttered.

" YOU BETTER HAVE A WILL MADE OUT!" Zechs bellowed.

Zechs walked up to Heero and gave him a strong wallop on his face.

" Ouch" Relena whispered.

Zechs and Heero started fighting one on one combat. It didn't look like they would stop anytime soon until Wufei pulled Heero away and Trowa pulled Zechs away. They both were struggling.

" Okay, fight over!" Trowa yelled.

" He started it!" Heero said.

" Like you should talk, you slept with my sister!" Zechs shouted.

" Who told you that?" Heero questioned.

" It was Maxwell!" Wufei answered.

Heero gave Duo the death glare, " Omae o korosu!"

" Sorry?!"

*

" How can I break up Relena and Heero?" Zechs pondered as he lay on a bed recovering from his fight.

Just then a wicked, evil thought entered his mind. That'll do, Zechs thought. He smirked to himself.

TBC… …

A/N: Total cliffhanger!!! Wanna find out what Zechs evil plan is? It's evil!!!!!!! I'm not gonna post the next chapter until I get at least one more review. R&R and plz be considerate and flame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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