Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ All the problems one water fountain can bring! ❯ Chapter 1

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Ahh! The last day of school is finally over. Summer vacation is finally here. Four guys walked out of the school doors with a few other students who were also glad to be free of school even if it was only for a few months. Things were quiet and the 4 enjoyed that, the silence was relaxing. But suddenly a fifth guy rushing out the school door broke the silence.
"HELP ME!!!" Duo yelled. "SOMEBODY GET THEM OFF OF ME."
The four young men turned, it was not unusual for they're to be a group of girls surrounding the braided Gundam Pilot, but today it was more like a mob all out for the same thing, Duo.
"I'll take care of this." Heero sighed. Heero walked over to the crowd and took something out off his pocket. "HEY!" Heero yelled. The girls stopped screaming and looked at Heero.
Duo looked relieved.
"See this piece of paper I have in my hand?" Heero then took the piece of paper and folded it into a paper airplane. "This piece of paper is an autographed picture of Duo." Heero then threw it into a small courtyard and it landed by a tree.
The plane had the desired effect and all the girls went screaming after it.
Heero went over and helped Duo up off the ground.
"Thanks Heero." Duo said. "I thought I was dead for sure. But where did you get an autographed picture of me? I never gave you an autographed picture."
"Relax." Heero said as calmly as possible. "It was only your report card."
Duo stopped in his tracks. "My report card. They can't see my report card." As Duo went on and mumbled something about bad marks Heero caught up with the other guys.
Duo ran forward. "Heero you lied you didn't give them my report card because I have it right here." Duo smiled. "So what really was on that piece of paper?" He asked.
"A picture of Wufei." Heero replied.
"Oh no." Duo said. "We better go back and help them, I mean once they see that they're going to be scarred for life."
"Very funny Duo." Wufei said from the front of the group. "What was really on that paper?" He asked.
"Like I said, a picture of you." Heero replied.
"Sure it was." Wufei said under his breath.
Quatre leaned back a little and asked Heero, "Was it really a picture of Wufei?"
Heero nodded.
Duo interrupted just then with, "So Quatre what did you get on your report card?"
"Strait A's." Quatre said proudly.
"What about you Trowa?" Duo asked the boy on the other side of Quatre.
"One B, the rest A's." Trowa said.
"Better than me." Duo thought.
"So Heero your turn to spill the beans." Duo said.
"I don't want to talk about it." Heero said.
"Aw come on." Duo said.
"I'll tell you what happened." Wufei said. "It was hand delivered by Relena and Heero, thinking it was another invitation, ripped it up."
"O-o-o busted." Duo said. Duo was going to say more but Heero tripped him and Duo fell down.
"HEY!" Duo said. "That-that-that wasn't just. Was it Wufei?"
"Well actually it was. You deserved it." Wufei said, but was soon interrupted by Duo with:
"Yeah, yeah cut the justice crap and tell us what you have on your report card."
"That's none of your business." Wufei said.
"Fine then." Duo said. "I won't tell you what I have on mine."
"First of all I already know what you have, and second I don't really care." Wufei said.
"How do you know what I got?" Duo asked.
"Well it must be bad or why would you have a book bag full of summer homework." Wufei said.
Duo had no reply for that one so he just shifted his backpack to his other shoulder and made a mean face at Wufei. Since he was thinking about backpacks he noticed that the other Gundam Pilots book bags were not very full. He also noticed that Heero did not carry a backpack.
"I wonder where he keeps all his stuff?" Duo thought to himself. Then the answer hit him. "Must be in the bottomless pockets off his spandex shorts." Duo laughed quietly to himself. "The only thing," Duo thought a minuet later. "Is he's not wearing his spandex shorts today. Oh well."
By this time the boys had reached the apartment building where they shared an oversize apartment. They each had a key but since Wufei was in the front they let him open the door and the boys walked into their spacious living room.
Heero went straight to his room like he always did and Quatre and Trowa went into the kitchen to get a snack.
Wufei walked over to the TV and Duo put his backpack on the floor by the door.
"What is that???" Wufei asked.
Duo turned around and rested his eyes on a gray box attached to the wall.
"They installed it!" Duo said. "Finally I get my water fountain."
"Water fountain!" Wufei said. "Why do you need a water fountain???"
"I dunno, I just always wanted one, or maybe its because you wont let me use your baday (sp?) as a water fountain so I thought I would just get my own. Its much less expensive." Duo said.
Wufei's face got bright red. "I thought I told you not to tell anyone." Wufei said just above a whisper.
"Relax, no one heard!" Duo said as he bent down to take a sip.
Wufei tried to give Duo the "Heero Yuy Glare of Death" but only made Duo laugh and water come out his nose.
"Whatever." Wufei said as he turned on the TV.
Duo greedily drunk water until Trowa interrupted him with, "Nice water fountain!"
"Don't you love it?" Duo said.
Trowa nodded as he headed to his room with his sandwich.
"Well I'm glad SOMEONE appreciates it!" Duo said in the direction of Wufei so he could hear it.
Wufei turned off the TV and gave Duo a look that said, "I don't have time for this" and said out loud, "I'm going to take a shower."
"What! You mean your not going to watch Sailor Moon?" Duo asked.
Wufei looked confused.
"You know fighting for all that justice crap and stuff. I thought you could relate."
"She is a woman and women are weak. I refuse to put anything in front of my eyes that would compromise my integrity."
Duo stared at Wufei. "Okay, you lost me." Duo said.
Wufei rolled his eyes and walked down the hallway toward the bathroom.
Duo leaned down to take another long drink from his new water fountain. Suddenly a thought hit him. "Play a practical joke on Wufei while he's in the shower, perfect." Duo thought. Duo stood up and walked toward the bathroom. On his way he noticed Quatre getting the mop out of the broom closet. "Seems like that boy is always mopping!" Duo thought. "Oh well, on to my sinister plans.J First I need some supplies from my room." As Duo passed the bathroom on the way to his room he thought he heard some faint singing. Duo backed up and put his ear to the bathroom door. Duo couldn't believe his ears. "Wufei sings in the shower." Duo said as he tried not to laugh. "Wonder what he's singing." Duo thought. Duo listened for a few seconds and then he realized what Wufei was singing when he heard loud and clear,

"CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SESEME STREET?"

Duo ran into Heero's room. "Ihavetoborrowyourminiaturetaperecorderrightnow!!!" Duo said in a hurry.
Heero answered with out looking up from his position on the bed. "It's on the desk." Heero said still tapping away on his computer.
"Thanks!" Duo said as he grabbed it and ran out of the room.
When Duo reached the bathroom he slowly opened the door a crack and put his hand in with the tape recorder on. Duo stood there for a few minutes until his hand got tired and then feeling he had done enough damage he quietly snuck his hand back out and closed the door.
Duo went into his room and careful not to step on the clothes and manga that littered the floor set the recorder down on the nightstand be side his bed, or at least the dirty clothes hamper that he was using for a nightstand.
"Who needs a dirty clothes hamper when you have a floor." Duo reasoned.
"Man I'm thirsty!" Duo thought. "I need a coke."
Duo walked in to the kitchen and opened the fridge and stuck his head in looking for around for a drink.
"DUO!!!" Quatre yelled making Duo jump and hit his head on the inside of the fridge. "I just mopped and look what you did."
Duo pulled his hurting head out and looked in the direction that Quatre was pointing.
"You got black marks from your shoes all over the floor." Quatre pointed out.
Duo looked at the floor and sure enough there were black smudges that led right up to where Duo was standing.
"Oops!" Duo said with a doofy grin on his face.
Quatre just looked at him.
Suddenly Duo noticed that the coke he had been looking for was in the door of the fridge. Duo picked up the coke and carefully tried to step only where he had stepped before but ended up only making a bigger mess.
"Sorry!" Duo said when he was on the carpet once more.
Duo walked back into Heero's room with out knocking and Heero did not know he was there so Duo just stood there and watched him and sipped his coke.
"How can one person work that hard?" Duo thought as he watched Heero.
"What should come next?" Heero thought. "Should he kiss her?"
"Probably making a plan to blow something up." Duo thought as he continued to watch Heero.
"Or should he pull a gun on her?" Heero continued to himself. "Pull the gun, definitely." Heero thought.
"Well maybe he's planning a new way to commit suicide?" Duo mused.
Suddenly Heero started talking out loud. "Because…then she can become obsessed with him and follow him everywhere, it worked so well in real life. I am great."
As Heero said the last phrase he looked up and saw Duo in front of him.
"Hello Duo. How long were you standing there?" Heero said as he shut his laptop.
"Long enough." Duo said. "What were you doing?" Duo asked.
"Work…" Heero replied.
Duo smiled. "Yeah, sure." He said.
"What do you want?" Heero asked.
"Well I was just wondering if you could fix me up a program on that magic computer of yours?"
Heero, ignoring the computer comment, asked Duo, "What kind of program?"
"Oh just one where I could take one recording on one tape and turn it into a many recordings on that same tape." Duo said.
"Sure." Heero said. "Give me a few minutes."
Duo left Heero to do his magic and went and got some Windex from the hall closet and started to read the bottle.
"Huh! Doesn't say if it is safe for water fountains." Duo said as he finished reading the back of the bottle. "Oh well! Couldn't hurt." Duo said as he sprayed some on his water fountain. Duo then took the paper towels he had also acquired on his treasure hunt in the hall closet and started cleaning his water fountain. Duo then decided that he wanted to make a smudge mark from a kiss on his water fountain but in order to do that he needed lipstick. He decided that he would ask Wufei if he had any because he thought that Wufei was the kind of person who might have lipstick just sitting around. Duo checked the bathroom and it was empty so he went to Wufei's room. Finding the door unlocked Duo opened it and walked right in. Suddenly Wufei let out a girlie high-pitched scream. Duo shut the door as fast as he could and put his hands over his mouth.
"I did not need to see that! Now I'll be having nightmares for a week!!!" Duo said.
Just as Duo was overcoming the nausea Heero walked out of his room and blinked at Duo.
"You saw Wufei's butt, didn't you." Heero said.
Duo nodded. "I saw more than that and now I'm going to be scarred for life!"
"You'll get over it. Anyway your program is ready. "
"Okay thanks. And I hope you're right. Oh and do me a favor, don't let Wufei into your room until I'm done. Okay?" Duo said as he walked over to his water fountain and kissed it without the lipstick.
"Sure." Heero said just as there was a ding-dong. Heero walked over to the door and looked through the peephole.
"Oh no It's Relena." Heero said under his breath. Heero reached into the back of his jeans and pulled out a gun. Heero slowly opened the door and pointed the gun out.
Relena smiled, "Oh Heero I'm glad you answered the door." She said opening the door all the way. "I noticed that you left your backpack at school so I thought I would bring it to you."
Heero put his gun away and stepped aside so that Relena could come into the apartment. Heero took the backpack and dropped it by the door. Suddenly there was some kind of sound coming from where he had dropped his backpack. Heero and Relena both looked on the floor and discovered that the sound was coming from Duo's backpack which was under Heero's.
"It sounds like a Game Boy or something???" Relena said.
"I'll go get Duo, he will know how to turn it off." Heero said.
"Well why don't you do it?" Relena said.
"Do you think I'm crazy???" Heero said. "I am not about to put my hand into Duo's backpack. Do you have any idea of what might be living in there?"
"Oh don't be such a baby I'll do it." Relena said unzipping the cover.
One second later Relena pulled out a Game Boy that was playing some sort of song. "Tiger Woods Golf." She read out loud.
Heero worked really hard not to laugh or even smile in front of Relena but he really wanted to.
Relena turned the Game Boy off and put it back into Duo's backpack. "Well I need to go." She said walking back out the door. "I'll seya later." She said walking out to her pink Cadillac where her driver was waiting.
Heero closed the door. "I can't believe Duo likes golf. He always says he hates it." Heero smiled to himself as he walked back to his room.

After putting the cleaner back in the closet Duo went into his room and picked up the tape recorder and headed to Heero's room. Once inside Duo sat as the desk where Heero had set up his laptop and decided his little prank could wait. He wanted to see what Heero had been working on the last time he had come in. After searching he found the most recent saved document. Duo had to fight to keep from laughing when he saw what was on the screen.
"A Love Story, by Heero Yuy." Duo read. "Once upon a time." Duo continued. "Prince Heath met the Princess Rebecca and he pointed a gun in her face…" Duo had to stop. "Oh my goodness!!! He's writing a story about him and Relena." Duo then burst into laughter.

As Heero walked down the hallway he thought about Relena. "I wonder what's wrong?" Heero asked himself. "For once she didn't lecture me about how dangerous my missions are, or ask me if I was going to kill myself, speaking of which I haven't tried in a week. I'm behind I need to catch up." Heero thought as he opened the door to his room. When Heero walked in he saw Duo holding his stomach laughing so hard he was about to fall off Heero's little swivel chair. Then Heero saw what was on the computer screen.
"OMAE O KOROSU!!!" Heero yelled as he ran forward. Heero started to furiously tap away at his computer, encoding his story. When he was done he gave Duo the "Heero Yuy Glare of Death." But before he could get his hands all the way around Duo's neck Duo tried to say something.
"Wait, I can help you." Duo said between breaths and laughs.
"Help me?" Heero said still on top of Duo and with his hands around his neck. "How?"
"Just get me up and I'll tell you." Duo said, now a little calmed down.
Heero helped Duo up off the floor where he had fallen off the chair.
"Look." Duo said "If you're going to write a story about you and Relena then you are going to have to have better names than, Heath and Rebecca. I mean they are practically screaming Heero and Relena."
"You really think so?" Heero asked.
Duo nodded. "Look. I'll show you." Duo then punched a few keys on the laptop and the story popped back up.
"Hey how did you do that? I thought my code was unbreakable." Heero said.
"Oh it was coded?" Duo asked. "I just pushed a few buttons and this is what I got."
"Lucky" Heero said under his breath.
After Duo had fixed the names to something better Heero asked another favor.
"What should I change the names to if the names I already have are, Doug and Hillary?" He asked.
"YOU WROTE A STORY ABOUT ME AND HILDE!!!" Duo said.
Heero nodded and smiled evilly.
"Let me see it." Duo said.
"No." Heero said calmly.
"Please." Duo said as he fell to his knees and begged Heero. "Please, please, please." Duo said as he put his arms around Heero's waist. "I'll be your best friend!!!"
"No??? Get off of me Duo." Heero said.
As Heero tried to peel Duo off of him Quatre walked into the room.
"Um guys???" Quatre said with a confused look on his face.
Duo promptly got up. "It's not what you think." He said quickly.
Quatre slowly nodded and then continued with what he was going to say. "Anyway the other guys decided they wanted to go to the mall for dinner instead of me cooking and Wufei keeps saying something about injustices being done and says he needs some free time. By the way is that what that scream that I heard earlier about?"
Heero and Duo looked at each other.
"Nausea?" Duo said covering his mouth.
"You'll be okay." Heero said. "I'll go to that mall." Heero said.
"Yeah me too. I guess??? If this nausea wears off." Duo said. "Just wait one second."
Heero left the room with Quatre and Duo hurriedly made the copies and put the tape in his pocket. Out in the hallway as Duo was leaving Heero's room he bumped into Wufei. Suddenly the feelings of nausea swept over him again and he ran to the bathroom. A few minutes later he felt better and joined the others who were already out in the car.

At the mall

Duo stood at the counter and waited his turn in line to buy a book. "Heero's going to love this." Duo thought as he stepped up to the register.
After paying Duo found his way to the back of the bookstore were Heero was sitting in a big fluffy chair reading what looked like, "How to write a romance, and Romantic words and phrases."
"I got something for you." Duo said as he handed the plastic bag to Heero.
Heero reached into the bag and pulled out a book. "101 ways to commit suicide." Heero read. "Thanks."
"No problem." Duo replied.
A minute later Trowa put down the book he was looking at and asked. "Can we go home? I need to check me E-mail."
"E-mail, computer. Oh no I forgot all about Wufei's tape." Duo said. As soon as he said that he covered his mouth with his hands.
"Wufei's tape?" Wufei said. "What tape?"
Duo, figuring that he had already blown it anyway said, "Oh only the tape of you singing Sesame Street in the shower."
Wufei's mouth dropped open.
"I was going to sneak and see if I could put it into the main sound system here but I totally forgot…unless you just want to sing it for us right now, that is." Duo finished.
All this time Wufei's face had been getting redder and redder. "I WILL TEAR THE BRAID OFF OF YOU HEAD WITH MY BEAR HANDS." Wufei yelled as he chased Duo around the bookstore.
While Wufei was chasing Duo around yelling something about injustice, Trowa and Quatre were making bets on how long it would be before Wufei carried out his threat, and if they would get throne out of the bookstore before then.
Heero just sat there and opened his new book wishing instead that Duo had gotten him, "101 ways to kill someone else." "Then it would really come in handy." Heero thought.

What will become of Duo and how will the rest of summer vacation go? Will all the Gundam Pilots eventually kill one another? Will Duo keep his water fountain? Find out next time if I decide to write a sequel.

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