Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ American Psycho ❯ One-Shot

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Title: American Psycho
Author: Sailor Bluestar
Pairings: um...hints of 1x2?
Rating: -_-' Considering the song...I would say PG13
Warnings: I don't own this particular version made by
the Treble Charger of American Psycho.

American Psycho

<After the battle with Barton's forces, the five weary
boys returned to Earth. They meet up in a karaoke
bar. Heero went up for a song with Zechs as his
backup singer.>

HEERO: (glaring at everyone)
"What's the problem with the human race"

ZECHS:
"With someone like you"

HEERO: (glares at Duo)
"No matter where I turn
I can't escape your double face
Don't want to listen to the radio
'Cause they don't know
Or stick around just to hear 'I told you so'

I couldn't make it without you
I should have known better to doubt you
I thought I'd heard the end of it"

(glares at Quatre, Trowa and Wufei)

And now I know how far you'd go
To be the next freak show
American psycho
Cover of the magazines patron saint to troubled teens
Wish I never heard your name"

<Duo looks hurt, but brightens when Quatre whispers
something into Duo's ear.>

HEERO:
"Tomorrow could be just another day"

ZECHS:
"Means nothing to you"

HEERO:
"A misdemeanor or a felony, thats ok
don't want to wait for a second chance"

ZECHS:
"So take a stance"

HEERO:
"It's your turn for the spotlight, the big dance"

<Duo looks confused. Then he frowns.>

HEERO:
"How could we make it without you
I should have known better to doubt you
I thought I'd heard the end of it"

<Duo blushes. Quatre, Trowa and Wufei smirks.>

HEERO:
"And now I know how far you'd go
To be the next freak show
American psycho
Cover of the magazines patron saint to troubled teens
Wish I never heard your name

And they all want to know
What I already know (smirking, looking VERY smug)

What am I suppose to do
When you know that its all true
That you stole, that you lied
That you know

<Duo looks angry, pouting oh so adorably.>

Primadonna self absorbed (flashes a picture of Relena)
Wide awake and never bored
Party binge and purgency
And see results of plastic surgery
Spotted at the hottest shows
Interview on Johnny Rose
They all want a piece of you (points at Duo)

And now I know how far you'd go
To be the next freak show
American psycho
Cover of the magazines patron saint to troubled teens
Wish I never heard your name

And they all want to know
How far you had to go
And I already know
How far you had to go!"

<As the music died down Heero sits down beside Duo.

"Ya know, there are other ways of getting my
attention." Duo states.

Heero shrugs, "You're my American psycho.">

Owari

o.O''' Um...yeah...