Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ And..... Bang ❯ One-Shot

And.... Bang

By: Authoress K. C.

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I've been having a bad month, RP wise, and some of my characters have been cut off from boyfriends and lovers. So, I've got a whole storyline for them. WOW! K. C. has a storyline! Enjoy Minna! *mutter* Too many flashback scenes....

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Shin yawned and rolled Vijita over, distangling his arms from her waist. She drug herself into the next bedroom and woke both her sons.

"Harry, get your lazy, drunk ass out of bed, you prick."

The red-haired teen woke quickly after a solid kick to his bed which caught his hand in the process.

"Shit, damn, 'Kassan! It's early!"

"It's noon. Get up. Gemi's cooking already."

"Oh."

"Haul ass!"

The boy was out of the room in seconds. She woke her other son a little gentler.

"Ne, Nuri-chan, wake up. It's noon."

"Only noon? 'Kassan, can't I sleep longer?"

"Iie, I gotta be up, Harry's gotta be up, after you get up, I gotta wake Vijita."

"Alright, 'Kassan. Can I go through your closet?"

"Do I ever say no?"

"Arigato!"

The boy got up and hugged her tightly before going into the spare room that was Shin's closet.

Shingami Maxwell went into her room and reached down, grapsing Vijita's renewed tail. Her dimension had no moon.

"'Jita... It's noon, wake up..."

"Nnngh... Ha-ah!"

Shin dug her fingers into dense fur, ruffling it backwards deeply. Vijita gasped wildly, sitting up panting. Shin smirked and nuzzled his gravity-defying hair before leaving.

"Morning Sunshine!"

Shin went into her living room to get her gun before walking out into the hall. The light over the door labeled 'Other Dimension' was on. Someone was there!!!

"I'll be in the Other Dimension!"

Shin opened the door with a smile.

"Hey!"

Duo waved from his sprawl on the couch by the door to Teena's house. Shin plopped onto the floor and produced a bottle of those cold coffee drinks.

"Che, 's too early."

Shin shifted slightly, the gun behind her digging into her back. She was having a BAD month.

*FLASHBACK*

Shingami Maxwell dug her hands into her hair angrilly before grabbing Harry's shirt and lifting her first son up off the floor, an entire two feet up.

"Look, you stupid walking Penis! If you get Sasami pregnant, I'll personally delete her, and I'll give you a VERY painful vasectomy! Do we understand each other? YEEEES?! Good! GO AWAY!"

Crack! The wall bowed dangerously as her fist connected with it.

"Ne, 'Kassan? Can you get me a drink?"

Shin looked down at the six-year-old boy tugging the hem of her shirt.

"Sure, c'mon Nuri-chan, lets get you a drink. Water or juice?"

"Water!"

The boy crowed hanging onto her hand. Shin laughed and lifted him by the hand, swinging him forwards while he squeeled with laughter, looking up at her adoringly. She picked him up and sat him on the counter while she got a glass from the cabnet, and the water jug from the 'fridge.

"Ice?"

"One please!"

Shin smiled and put a cube in the glass before filling it three-fourths of the way. She put it away, considered the innards of the 'fridge before pulling out a glass bottle and grabbing her favorite bowl. She filled the bowl with sake, setting the bottle down gently before turning and tipping the bowl, drinking it all as fast as she could. Her goal?

Get passed out as fast as she could.

*END FLASHBACK*

Shin finally finished her coffee drink, having listened to Duo talk the entire time. She muttered something about Kurama not even being up yet, and Kaizer still being a vegetable. Mention of the zombie.

"Nnngh? Oh..."

The boy turned and walked away again. He looked like shit. Shin considered her bottle annoyedly. One of her roomers had found this brand. Good coffee. Irritating label. The schoolgirl on the front looked mischievious and irritatingly cheery. Shin tossed the bottle up towards the ceiling, whipped her gun out within seconds of tossing the bottle and shot it.

BANG! SHATTER!

The noise reminded her.

*FLASHBACK*

"GODDAMNIT!!!!"

Shin pulled out her laptop and did some rapid typing. Harry stared at her uncomprehendingly, while Sasami cried at his shoulder. Shin stood and turned the small computer around. Sasami's figure turned in a 3D picture while the option flashed.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DELETE THIS CHARACTER? YES NO

"HELL YES! Damnit Harry, I told you if you went and did something stupid like that! And what did you do?! You got her fucking PREGNANT! I'm taking care of two kids now! I want my OWN someday! NOT YOURS! DELETE!"

Sasami's crying abruptly vanished as she was deleted, her body shattering out into tiny peices of perfectly square glass that vanished.

CHARACTER DELETED

Shin put down the laptop, and grabbed Harry by the hair, propelling him into the bathroom. She slammed him down on the floor, kicking the door closed violently, locking it with a twist of her wrist. Then she stormed to the medicine cabnet, pulling out a pair of scissors.

"Now its your turn, you walking Penis."

Shin lept, pinning the teen down. She yanked his too loose pants around his ankles, followed by his boxers. In a few moments, the whole building heard him scream.

The moment it was done her anger drained away. Shin looked down at the scissors that were red, at the crying, bleeding boy on the floor, then she tossed the scissors away, moving across the floor to the corner between the end of the tub and the wall, pulling her knees up and hiding her face, shaking with horror at herself. Her arms covered her head and shoulders.

"Harry?! Shin?! Are you in there?!"

Shin could hear Kurama talking to Nuriko now. The six-year-old was 16 now, he'd begged and begged to be 16. Suddenly the door came open, pried off by Kurama's plants which were reverting already. Nuriko barreled into the room, wearing a pair of fitting black pants and a red button down that still somehow made him look feminine, mostly because he wore Shin's make-up.

"'Kassan? 'Niisan? Oh my god!"

Nuriko stood there in shock before directing Kurama to helping Harry and kneeling down to hug Shin.

"'Kassan! What happened?! Talk to me, onegai?"

"I did it... I told him I'd do it if he got her pregnant... Sammy's gone, and I did it..."

"'Kassan, oh god, 'Kassan..."

"'Nuri-chan!"

Shin flung herself into her sons arms, hiding her face in his shirt, slinging too him. The boy sighed and buried his face in her hair, wrapping his arms around her tightly, comforting her.

"Its okay, 'Kassan. It's not your fault, you said you would, and no one ever expected less of you... Its okay, 'Kassan..."

"Nuri-chan! I'm horrible!!"

"Iie.... 'Kassan, I love you, onegai, just stop blaming yourself. You didn't do anything wrong..."

BANG!

There was a gun shot and Shin looked up like a frightened orphan again. Gemini stood there, next too Ryoko and Gene, aiming the smoking gun at Shin now, not the wall.

"What did you do to him?"

"I-"

Shin couldn't speak.

BANG! SHATTER!

The tub had a hole in its cold porcilen side, and shards ripped through Shin's arms and legs, making her bleed.

"Did you seriously just do that?!"

"I-"

"Gemi! Stop it! Can't you see she's terrified of herself?! And now your scaring her even more! If she dies, WE die! Please stop!"

The woman stopped, then dropped the gun and walked away. Ryoko and Gene stood there for a moment longer before walking away slowly. Shin looked up at Nuriko who still stood there, arms spread open to block her with his thin body. Shin uncurled herself, and crawled forwards, picking up the gun then sitting there, holding it too her. She cradled it lovingly.

"'Kassan."

Nuriko knelt beside her and held her as she sat there blankly.

*END FLASHBACK*

Shin watched the label flutter down blankly, then she sighed.

"I missed."

"You missed?"

"Yeah. See. I missed."

She held up the label boredly, the gun hole was right next to the schoolgirl's head.

"Good coffee, irritating label. And I missed."

"Oh."

Shin sighed as Kurama walked out yawning. Teena had come out at some point or another while Shin was remembering and had said something about Kurama liking the female side too, because that was why Kaizer didn't like her. Kurama yawned again in a pair of buttery yellow pants and a gray sweatshirt.

"Oh, you must be Teena. Shin's told me about you."

Teena smiled as Kurama walked over with a smile. He wasn't put off by much. Hell, Yuusuke got mad at Kurama all the time because he couldn't keep his hands or paws too himself. And people thought Yuusuke was a horny bastard!

Teena invited Kurama to her garden and the tall youko accepted, following her with that same lazy, but amazingly sexy smile. They vanished into the house. Kaizer had come out too, when he'd found out Krad was staying with Teena and wasn't feeling well. Of course, he'd been freaking out and Shin had gotten fed up with him and screamed at him. Again.

*FLASHBACK*

Shin stood in the doorway. Kaizer was slightly animated for the moment. Even Tai wasn't this bad, and Tai missed Yamato like a fish misses water. Kaizer stared at her for a moment.

"When's Krad coming back...."

Shin's nerves snapped. This was fucking insane!

"God damnit Kai! GET OVER IT! My fault, OKAY?! Its my fucking fault you can't see him! I broke it, I fix it, I get a new one! I'm sorry, but damnit, get over it! Krad is fine, I'm sure! That is KRAD, after all! Krad is well and capable of taking care of himself. You love him, so give him some credit, okay?! You'r fucking pissing me off, and everyone else is sick of you being a fucking Zombie! Look at Tai! The boy wears himself out every three days playing soccer, but he only does it because he falls asleep best when he's immobile and worn out! HE SLEEPS! Jim's better than you, and he's a fucking little sadist! He works hard! He does everything he can to keep his mind off Gene! Hell! KURAMA is in better shape than you! And Yuusuke still pissed at him! He doesn't pull this crap! Grow up, Kai! GROW THE FUCK UP!"

Shin stormed out, slamming down the hall and into her apartment. She went into the kitchen. Nuriko was drinking a glass of water when she stormed in. She grabbed her sake bowl and then got in the 'fridge and got her favorite sake. She filled her bowl and then downed the contents just as quickly. Suddenly she cursed vehelmently and put the bowl aside, pouring the bottle of sake down her throat all at once. She weaved and then crumpled to the floor unconcious. She wasn't thrilled. But she was in blissful unconciousness.

*END FLASHBACK*

Shin shook herself slightly and looked at Duo who was getting bored.

"Hey, wanna drink?"

"Sure, you wanna just sit and drink, or play a game?"

Duo dug out two bottles and handed her one.

"From our last game."

"Wanna play?"

"With just us?!"

Shin shrugged as they both opened their bottles. She stared at her bottle tiredly. She was still glazed from yesterday, chugging all that sake down that way. She was stupid. Her grip tightened. This was a BAD month. All this shit...

"How about a chugging contest?"

Shin grinned and nodded. Seconds after she'd gotten the bottle to her lips half of it was gone. Seconds later the other half was gone as well. She lowered it, eyes more glazed than they had been. The bottom barely tapped the floor before her hand tightened so hard that the glass shattered, spearing her arm and hand full of glass. She sat there blankly, staring at it. The blood streamed from her skin, turning the clear glass into stained glass.

Duo's bottle was set aside in panic.

"Hell! What kinda month you been HAVING?!"

He started pulling the glass from her skin. Shin just stared at him blankly. Her cursed and called on the intercom for Teena's house.

"Yugi! I need you out here, in your cursed form!"

The 'com crackled.

"Why?"

"Because I'm not a healer! Shin's gone and hurt herself pretty bad!"

"On my way!"

The 'com crackled off and in moments Yami no Yugi was out there. He healed her arm and started picking up the glass on the floor. Duo sat there and she stared at him. Then she picked up the gun laying at her side. She'd set it there after shooting the bottle. She aimed it up at the ceiling, staring up at it.

"Bang..."

She pulled the trigger lovingly and a hole exploded in the ceiling. Plaster and peices rained down. Hollow point bullets. Painful.

"Ouch."

The door to Shin's apartment burst open and a kid rushed out, with long silvery blue hair in a braid and in a pair of jeans and a white guys shirt torn off at his rib cage and tied. It looked a bit feminine. The fact that the kid wore make-up was also a contributing factor. The kid landed beside Shin and put his hands on her shoulders.

"'Kassan! I heard a gun shot! What happened!"

Shin came out of her funk and stared at the kid, smiling, and hugging him.

"It's okay Nuri-chan. It's okay, I'm fine."

"She shattered a glass bottle in her hand and arm."

The boy looked at him and oh'ed.

"You must be Duo."

"Shin, is he the kid? Grow up fast don't they?"

Shin smiled and hugged Nuri-chan. The boy hugged her back, shaking like a leaf.

"Its okay Nuri-chan.... I'm just..."

"'Kassan, its okay."

"Nuri-chan.... I'm sorry, I don't mean to worry you, I'm all right... I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"Iie, its not your fault, 'Kassan, its not, don't appologize.... It's all right, don't worry about it..."

The boy smiled and hugged her, tears starting down his face, some of his eyeliner running. He wiped it back with a finger tip and smiled at Shin. Shin smiled.

"This is Nuriko."

"He's just like ya, ain't he?"

Duo started to laugh and Shin's voice went icy and her eyes went blank. Her hand tightened on the gun.

"What do you mean..."

"Nothin'! Geeze!"

"WHAT do you mean."

"'Kassan! No! 'Kassan, its okay, I'm sure he wasn't insulting me, onegai, tell her, onegai!"

"Yeah its okay! I was just sayin', how you an me both do our hair the same, he does too, and he kinda acts like ya, all cheerful and stuff, I wasn't meaning nothing bad!"

Shin relaxed then seemed to go into shock, huddling into herself. Nuriko yelped and wrapped his arms around her.

"God, I'm horrible, I'm a monster, oh god..."

"It's okay 'Kassan, you've had a bad month, its okay, don't worry, you're not a monster, I love you 'Kassan... Really..."

"Oh god, Nuri-chan!"

Shin threw herself into her son and hid her face in his shoulder. Suddenly the call for time to go came to Duo and he stood up. Shin finally got her composure and got up, shaking. Nuriko held her arm.

"KAT!"

The black shadow girl came in and Shin told her what to do.

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Kurama was talking to Teena, with his arm around her waist, her weight against his side, when Kat showed up. The plants didn't like her, but they couldn't hurt her either. Things not made of substance couldn't exactly be attacked.

"Kurama. Time to leave. Now."

The little child stared at him unnervingly for a moment then dissipated into a roiling cloud of shadows which moved fluidly away to go after Kaizer. Kurama sighed and smiled down at Teena.

"I've got to leave. Ja mata, Teena."

He leaned down and kissed the corner of her mouth, smirked sexily at her, then turned walking off with a sway of his body, attacting her attention. She smiled after him. Kurama walked out, past Duo and into the apartment.

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Shin collapsed on her couch and started to cry. Nuriko lifted her head and sat down, her head pillowed in his lap. He stroked her hair gently as she cried, murmuring assurance. Takeru poked his head in then walked in calmly.

"Shin, you okay?"

"NO!"

The woman wailed, turning to hide her face against Nuriko's flat stomach. Her son was so like the real Nuriko. He'd grown up watching her, and wanting to be her, so that now he was a cross-dresser as much as the real Nuriko was, only he was something of a slut sometimes, going after multiple people. He imitated her braid, and her happy attitude. He loved her clothes and was very feminine.

Takeru smiled and patted her shoulder.

"It's okay, Shin, we love you, ya know. You're a cool main body. Your mind is a blast to hang out in."

"A- arigato... Takeru-kun.."

Shin sat up slowly, with a smile. She felt a little more human now. Kaizer walked in smiling. He was cleaned up, though his eyes had dark circles under them still, he was dabbing at them with some of Gemini's concealer. Finally his face looked human.

"I got to talk to Krad.... I'm sorry I was a suck ass. I was just... Krad withdrawls, ya know? I missed my lover."

"I know. But, I'm not sorry for blowing up at you all those times. You deserved it. I've gone through months of hell cause of you."

"I know, thats why I'm sorry. But, he said I was being an ass."

"Yeah, I'LL say. You missed the dance."

"Yeah... But, I had no one to dance for, so, I just, didn't see a need. I see a pin. Nuriko..."

The blue-haired bishonen blushed furiously and pushed Kai back slightly.

"Shut up! I didn't do anything bad to win!!! Not until after the dance contest..."

Shin laughed and hugged Nuriko who was looking at Takeru mischieviously. Takeru was faintly pink but grinning.

"Uhm, I gotta go..."

Nuriko rose and smiled sweetly.

"I'm sorry, but I've got to go straighten out my ass... Er, assets... Uhm..."

The boy gave a look out the door at Takeru's pert ass vanishing down the hall then he bolted.

"BAI! Take-chan! Wait up! I gotta talk to you!"

Shin started to laugh and then Kai sat down, laughing with her. Finally they hugged each other and Shin pulled her feet up, wearing her red outfit lazily.

"Sooo... How bad was Krad?"

"He was real woozy..."

~OWARI~

Ne, I had to explain this some how, for you, Duo, Teena. I mean, yeah. For everyone else, bah, you wouldn't get it. But, oh well, its one of my 'I gotta get this outta my system' fics about me and Duo, mainly me now, because I've been deadlocked in my own head lately. Ja!

K. C. *muah!* =^.^= *Mew!*