Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Attack of the Muses ❯ Chapter 1 WHAT THE @(*%&$ ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Konichiwa Minna-san!!! Gomennasai! Gomennasai! Gomennasai! Gomennasai! Gomennasai! Gomennasai! Gomennasai! I was really busy the past few months soooo.
I'm pretty sure you just want to find out what happened to me so I'll quit my little ramblings and let you read *evil smirk* besides, I have some business to attend to. *walks off stage, can hear screaming and evil laughter in background*


A=Ambros
O=Oamaae
K=Kiekachuna
M=Me

M: = talking
M_ = thinking
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Here I was, sitting in my room before the day started trying to write when all of a sudden my muses burst in the door.

K: Hey May, write anything yet?

M: Iie, baka imps*glare at said imps jumping on me*

O: Well we have a remedy to this situation. Since the story won't come to you we are sending you to get some inspiration.

A: Ya, come on, we have to hurry.*tries to drag me out the door by my hair*

M: What are you tring to do make me bald!!!*grabs hair away from Ambros*

A: No, Oamaae gag her quick so we can get on with this

M: What are you talking about. If you think for one minmphf!!!

K:You get the hands and feet Oamaae, Ambros get the blindfold.May this is for your own good

M: Mrph mnhp phim mrmnphn!!1

A:*evil smirk* don't worry, you'll be relatively safe

M: mrermiphy mhnp mo nou menph mremiphy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2

all of a sudden I was blindfolded and tied up in my fluffy purple comforter.

O: Do ya have it.

K: Ya, here it is.

A: Can I push the button.Pleeeeeeeze

M_Button?!Chikuso!*sweatdrop* I'm in trouble.

*BIP*

Suddenly I was falling as if the floor had been ripped from underneath me, and falling, and falling ,and fal... well you get the picture.
It felt like an eternity but it was probably only a few seconds, anyways. when I finally hit earth I was knocked unconcious

~~~Inside house I landed on the roof of~~~
*BOOM*
"What the hell was that!!!!" Duo yelled spilling his food all over the floor and Wufei.
"MAXWELL!!!"
"Quiet." Heero said while cocking his gun off of the safety."I'm oing to go see what it was, you stay here in case I need backup." He waited till everyone nodded in agreement before cautiously stalking outside.

A few minutes later Heero came in with a bundle in a purple comforter(wonder who) slung over his shoulder. "What is it Hee-chan?"Duo asked. Heero just ignored him and walked into the living room and set me down on the ground. When the other four came in he unrolled the comforter to find me, gagged, bound, and blindfolded.
By this time I was starting to regain consciousness and none to happy about my predicament. I n other words, I wanted Dragon-Kree stew with a side of Kitsune. I started to thrash about to get out of my bindings when I felt something cold, round, and metal pressed to my forehead. Of course, being the smart kitsune that I am, I imediately froze._I am so going to kill those three._
"Heero, please." said a voice to my left. "Hn." and the gun was removed from my forehead(yes I knew what it was, why else would I have stopped thrashing.) . I then felt the gag being taken off of my mouth. The second I could move my mouth again I asked where I was. When noone answered me I said,"If your aren't going to tell me could you at least untie me. I'm starting to get a cramp in my left calf." A minute later noone had moved so I stated that I had been unwillingly brought here, where ever here was, and that I just wanted to go home.
This seemed to decide whoever was there because my feet and hands were untied. Then my blindfold was removed. I took one look around the room and promptly fainted.

^~I could stop here*Sees reader with pitchforks and torches* ButIdon'twanttobekilledsoonwiththefic!!!!!^.^;;;~^



When I woke up I was in a soft bed in what was obviously *not* my room. _Chikuso, I am soooo going to kill those three when I get a hold of them. Now where did they get the idea to send mye to the Gundamwing universe and how did they send me here?_
Just then the door opened and in walked Quatre followed by Trowa. When they seen that I was awake Quatre hurried over and felt my forehead while I just stared. After seeing that I had no fever Quatre asked if I was okay.
"Hai, Daijoubu." I answered. "Then why did you faint earlier."_Because I woke up in a world of anime bishoen like I can tell him that_"I guess I was weaker that I thought." I smiled."Well, do you need anything?" Quatre asked _Does Trowa *ever* talk?_ "Well*growl* I am kind of hungry." I blushed. "Okay then." Quatre said and started to leave to get some food. "Oh, anou, could you please get me something else to wear. I don't exactly want to walk around in my PJ's(Said pj's consisting of a tight purple tanktop and shot purple plaid shorts). Quatre seemed to get my meaning because he said he would be right back and hurried out the door_Good thing too because I really don't want my Fav bishoen to see me like this_.
After Quatre left I noticed that Trowa had stayed in the room, more than likely to play prison guard on me. _Good thing my ears and tail are not visable at the moment.Now I wonder if this is before or after EndlessWaltz?_ While I was contimplating this Quatre returned with a few sandwiches and a change of clothes and then proceded to drag bang-boy out of the room so I could change.
3 minutes later found me in an almost too tight baby pink longsleeved shirt and_Thank Kami-sama I wore a bra last night_ and khaki pants that I realized were Quatre's_ definately keeping these as a suveneir when I go home_ I then sat down and proceded to inhale the food infront of me. After this I noticed that there was an argument going on downstairs that was quickly heading my way.
All of a sudden the door slamed open and in walk Heero Yuy followed by the others. When Quatre gave me and apologetic look I realized that this was not good, not good at all._Huston, we have a problem!_

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