Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Beat of Destiny and Other Drabble Shorts ❯ Mission Reports 1x2x3x4x5 ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

  Une studied the reports in front of her on the large mahogany desk, trying once again to make sense of what was on the pages. After reading through them several times, she had to call in the five agents to decipher what was written.   One by one, the former Gundam pilots filed in to the office, taking seats just in front of her desk. Duo seemed cheerful, a huge smile plastered on his face. Wufei looked put out, making it clear that he didn't want to be there. Heero sat with his arms crossed over his chest, blue eyes stealing glances at the other four men in the office with him. Quatre and Trowa didn’t seem to mind being there. They took their seats in between Heero and Wufei waiting for the impromptu meeting to start.   “Thank you gentlemen for coming in to see me on such short notice,” Une began, steepling her fingers together as she thought of the best way to approach the subject on her mind. “But I have some questions that need to be cleared up before I can files these reports from the last mission.”   “Questions?” Heero frowned slightly. “I thought my report was clear on every part of the mission.”   “Your report was fine, Heero, I just need to straighten up some discrepancies with the others,” she said, leveling her gaze at Duo. Une flipped the first file open, reading out loud. “Mission Nighthawk, January 15th, 203 A.C.  Agents Snuggle Bunny and Huggy Bear were in position near the warehouse shipping docks at 23 hundred hours. Agents Hot Ass and Sexy Stud were stationed on a nearby roof while Agent Cums A Lot deployed into enemy territory to set up explosives.” Her eyes left the report, scanning the five men in front of her, each of them with a different expression on their faces. Une cleared her throat before she continued.   “Upon infiltration of warehouse, crates of weapons and ammunition were found along with shipping orders of raw gundanium to be smuggled into Earth Sphere. Agent Cums A Lot…”   “Cal. Cal for short.” Duo piped in with a huge grin on his face.   “Agent Cal.” She scowled briefly. “Commenced on rigging up explosives to blow this mother in to the next world…” She paused; slightly aghast at what she was reading out loud.   “Please continue, Ma’am. We’d like to know if our reports are consistent.” Quatre gave her a small smile.   “Agents Snuggle Bunny and Huggy Bear extracted out of enemy territory while Hot Ass and Sexy Stud took up sniper positions to ensure their safety. All and all, this was an easy ass mission. We were hoping to blow some bad guys up, but didn’t get the chance since they all wussed out on us, but the fireworks at the end were fantastic!”   “That sounds correct.” Heero said, no doubt bored at the reading of the mission report. The four other men nodded their heads in agreement, all presumably happy with the statement.   Une could only rub at her temples, trying in vain to fend off a monstrous headache that was lurking somewhere behind her eyes.   “Maxwell, the next time you submit a report that reads like an action-packed porno, I’ll have you working down in the Preventers’ laundry so fast it will make your head spin. Do I make myself clear?”   “Crystal, ma’am.”   “Good. No more explosives either! That much damage to the warehouse district was uncalled for. Snuggle Bunny and Huggy Bear, I have a stake out for you to take, and Sexy Stud, you’re wanted down in the gym for a demonstration. Dismissed!”   The five men stood quickly, filing out just as they came in.   “Agent Hot Ass.”  Heero stopped, turning his head towards his Commander.   “Keep Cal in line or all of you will be in some serious shit.”