Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Being Roommates With Freaks ❯ The Initial Invite ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: I don't own GW, (wish I did though).
Pairings: Not sure at the moment, however I do know that they'll be het pairings. Sorry yaoi fans, I usually have yaoi pairings, but this time, I don't.
Warnings: This is what I think would really happen if they lived together under one roof. Everything will be serious at first, but will eventually change to humor like: toilet humor, profanity, and the usual perverted joke here and there. Enjoy!
/.../ means thought.


Being Roommates with Freaks Chapter 1: The Initial Invite

Typing rapidly, the gundam pilot known as Heero Yuy tried to distract himself from the message he had just received by e-mail. It was a proposal from Quatre, to live along with him, and the other pilots. There was no need for him to have roommates, and quite frankly, he enjoyed his solitude.

Yet something in the back of his mind, either boredom or hatred of absolute quiet, nagged at him. Would it really be that bad to agree and live with each other for a year? A year long tryout? He didn't mind Trowa, and both he and the Arabian knew when to leave him alone. Wufei also respected his privacy, and Duo...well, he could always smack him around.

Sighing, he replied to the e-mail.

"Trowa! I got another reply," the blonde yelled excitedly. Walking calmly over to his friend, the green-eyed boy peered over his shoulder at the message. It was from Heero, and said that he agreed.

"Now we just have one more person to convince," he then stated, moving away towards the phone.

Hearing his phone ring for the fifth time that day, the braded boy known as Duo Maxwell glared towards the object. He knew who was calling, and he didn't want to answer. Yet the ringing would not cease until he did.

"Hello," he said grumpily into the phone.

"They agree," he heard Trowa's voice say calmly.

"What do you mean 'they agree?' You don't mean Wufei and Heero? They're both loners," the American replied, in disbelief.

"I mean it. Both Wufei Chang, and Heero Yuy agree to live with us under one roof. Why can't you do the same? You'll have your own room. All of us are more than understanding of the need for privacy, and we won't limit you in any way. Also--"

"I'll go," Duo interrupted.

"Good. I'll inform Quatre. When should we expect you," the green-eyed boy then asked, keeping his calm. Sighing, the braded boy looked towards his room, then said, "Give me a day or two."

"All right. Goodbye Duo, till we meet." With that said, the American hung up the phone, and headed towards his room. He didn't want to leave, but he didn't want to be the only one who refused to go. He had planned to use Wufei and Heero's refusal as an excuse, but with their acceptance...he had to go.

/This is just great! How am I to resolve my issues if I'm around them all the time? Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy seeing them at reunions, but to be with them longer than a week? Ugh, this is going to be hell, / he thought solemnly.

"There are so many trees," Heero couldn't help but say to himself as he walked towards the house. Having done a little research on the home they were going to stay in, the Japanese boy wasn't the least bit surprised that it was a mansion on the outskirts of a nearby city. That nearby city being Augusta, Georgia. However, he had been surprised by the people he had all ready met at the airport. Were all southerners so friendly?

Also, their thick accents caught his attention, and he worried about it rubbing off on one of the other pilots. /Trowa would sound funny if he had an accent, / he thought to himself, smirking briefly before knocking.

It was Wufei who answered the door, but his usual scowl wasn't plastered on his face. Instead, he appeared utterly calm, like he had finally found peace within himself. Though it was a doubt, seeing as only a year had passed by since the battles with Mariemaia. /That guy holds grudges longer than I do. /

"Hey Heero! It's about time you got here," Duo greeted when the Japanese boy entered the living room along with the other Asian. He then sat down at the only available space, which was next to Wufei on the couch.

"Well, we're not too surprised to find you arriving last. Though it was shocking when Wufei came first," Quatre explained, sipping some tea. Giving him a questioning look, the others waited for the raven-haired boy to explain, "My doctor suggested it, because it would teach me to be considerate of others and their feelings."

"You have a doctor," Duo asked skeptical.

"Sally recommended him, as well the medication I'm currently taking." The others nodded in understanding, figuring it was the meds that had him so mellow.

"How is Sally by the way," Trowa asked, somewhat curious.

"She's fine, dating Une. Helping her raise Mariemaia," Wufei responded. Something in his voice made the others realize that that was probably why he needed to go to the doctor in the first place. They knew he had some type of feelings for her.

/Geesh, makes me afraid to ask the others about their personal lives, / the green-eyed boy thought privately as he took a sip from his coke.

"Well we're off to a good start. Wufei's using this as a way to get better, and I'm only here to earn money," Duo asserted, drinking some of his own soda. Pretending to be hurt, Quatre responded, "Duo, you can't be here just for that. I mean, you wanted to see us, right?"

"Look, I'm going to be honest about this. I didn't really want to be here, because I want to travel and go to certain places."

"Then what's stopping you? You could've said no," Heero interjected.

"I couldn't, because you guys said you would, and I am not going to be the only one of us to refuse. Besides, I don't have enough money to go where I want to anyway." Both of them started to debate about the subject, all the while, the blonde boy tried to converse with Wufei.

"How long have you been seeing your doctor?" Shrugging, the Chinese boy answered, "It's been four months. He's a decent human being, and treats me with respect."

"Oh, that's nice," Quatre replied. They were then quiet, not knowing what else to say to one another. During the war, they hardly interacted, and when they did, it was mainly during a battle.

/Maybe this was a bad idea. Those two are uncomfortable around each other. Heck, Wufei doesn't interact with anyone, except for me and Duo. Then there's Heero and Quatre. I know they find each other irritating, and would probably prefer to avoid the other. As for Duo and I? I can't stand to hear him talk. Maybe it's just his tone of voice, and how it drips with negative criticism. /

/Ugh, what are they talking about now? Relena? Hilde? Why isn't anyone asking me a question? Not that I care, but still. Again this is probably a bad idea, especially knowing the fact that we all have issues. I feel like I'm in group therapy or something, / Trowa continued to think. Being ignored, and sitting in a very comfortable chair, were the reasons why the Latin boy fell asleep.

"Hey Trowa, I nearly forgot to ask this, but how's your circus friend Cathy doing," Duo had finally asked. Only to find the green-eyed boy to be sleeping peacefully.

"Um, maybe it's time we move onto the kitchen. I'm sure all of you are hungry," the blonde boy offered. The others got up to do so, but waited after the Arabian covered their sleeping friend up with a blanket.

"I think I'll stay in the living room, and take a nap," Heero suddenly stated, sitting back down on the couch. A little angered by that, but not saying anything, Quatre nodded his approval, and ushered the others into the kitchen. /Trowa, you always find a way out. Even through the most frustrating of situations, / the Japanese boy thought, before drifting off to sleep.

Opening his eyes, Heero discovered the room to be dark. The only light came from the television. There was also a noise behind him. Sitting up, he found Trowa to be eating something in his chair.

"You're finally awake," the green-eyed boy said with a small smile.

"What time is it," the other asked, moving his legs off of the couch.

"It's just about one in the morning. The others have gone off to sleep," the Latin boy explained, still eating away.

"What's that?" Handing over a fork, Trowa answered, "My secret stash of cheesecake."

Peering into the container, Heero was more than happy to get a piece as he dipped his fork into the desert. A little curious, he then asked, "Why is it a secret? You kept it hidden somewhere in the fridge?"

"No. I tricked the others into thinking it was a month old lasagna," the green-eyed boy replied, holding up the top to the container. On it, it said, 'Lasagna, May 5.'

"Sneaky, then again, you always were," the Japanese boy then stated, taking another bite. Both continued to eat the cake quietly, but becoming more and more curious, Trowa asked, "What were you upto before you came down here?"

"I was living in my own apartment, but that was after living with Relena for about three months."

"You actually lived with her? What was that like," the green-eyed boy then asked, even more curious than he was before. Groaning slightly, the blue-eyed boy began to explain his story by saying, "It was just fine at first, until Dorothy moved in, with her dog Titan."

~Flashback~
"Relena, there seems to be something behind that door," Heero pointed out, hearing a deep sounding bark, and a thumping against the door. Before she could answer, Dorothy opened it and said, "It's just my precious Titan!"

Instantly, a huge great dane ran towards the Japanese boy, and immediately went for his crotch. Startled to say the least, it took him some effort to push the dog away. Yet it kept coming back liking what it smelled apparently.

As the weeks went by, Titan would always look and succeed in finding Heero. He also started to give him this 'lustful look,' if that's possible for a dog. Indeed, this dog was becoming more than frightening to him, and it wasn't until Dorothy's birthday party did it become worse.

"Where is Titan? I want him to be here when I blow out the candles," the blonde just about demanded. One of the servents left to release him from his cage, only to find the dog had escaped! Before they knew it, Titan had jumped onto the dining table, and was headed straight for Heero!

The blue-eyed boy had run around the house at least twelve times before exhaust caused him to fall, and that's when it happened. The dog humped him! And quite roughly too..
~End Flashback~

"It took five guys to get that dog off me, but only one hour for me to pack up and leave the place," Heero finished explaining. Looking towards his friend who was now rolling on the ground laughing, he thought of what he should do next. He decided it was better to eat the cheesecake, as opposed to just glaring.

-To Be Continued

What do you guys think? As I've said before, the fic is going to be serious at first, and will then turn humorous. The first few chapters will be this way. But only the first few.