Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Blooper Reel! ❯ Blooper 1: Does this purse make me look fat? ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: michikoneko 
Just read it. Please review.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.27.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 415 | Status: Completed
Just read it. Please review.
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.27.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 415 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Gundam Wing. Except a few characters....well mine anyway...If I owned anything from the show I would be rich but alas I am not. Please enjoy!
Blooper 1: Does this purse make me look fat?
"Gundam Academy troops and instructers report to the hanger bay...."a voice came over the intercom.
"Rinoa...are you sure about this?" Kylie asked.
"Yes....I will teach them to think we aren't as good of pilots...You 4 ready?" Rinoa replied as people began entering the hanger.
Rinoa watched as students entered followed by the instructers. Risanne smirked as the original Gundam Pilots entered as well.
"Hey Kat....what do you think this is about?" Duo asked.
"I don't know...What about you?" Quatre replied.
"Probably some woman thing...." Wufei chimed in.
"Yea....someone must have taken their hair brush or something..." Duo said laughing.
Heero remained silent. Trowa shook his head.
"Some leaders they are, huh.." Duo said laughing harder as everyone formed up.
Kylie started calling roll. One troop chimed up at a time.
"Harvey!"
"Here ma'am! OWWWWW!!!"he cried.
"What happened to you?"
"Miss Risanne ran into me in the hall...I think my arm is dislocated."
"Shut up Harvey! All I did was brush passed you..."Risanne called back.
"It still hurts..." he said.
Heero shook his head and looked up at them.
"Everyone is here. Will the Gundam Pilots please come up here?" Rinoa called.
The guys looked at each other and made their way up to the front.
"Whaddya want?" Duo asked when their got there.
"As you know these are your instructers....The gundam pilots. They seem to think they are better than us. Or that we are inferior....so following this gathering we will have a practice. To see who is better...." Risanne said to everyone.
A cheer rose up from the crowd.
"Alright!" Duo exclaimed.
"This should be interesting..." Wufei muttered.
"We shouldn't underestimate them guys...They were trained just like us.." Quatre warned.
"Risanne, Kylie, Gallea, Ashara...Take the pilots to suit up...."Rinoa ordered.
"Alright Rinoa!" Kylie exclaimed with a giggle.
The pilots followed the 4 girls out.
"When the pilots are all suited up, you will all fall out to the observation deck." Rinoa ordered.
"Yes Ma'am!"was the reply from the formation.
Rinoa smirked and waited.
~Meanwhile from behind closed doors~
"What is going on?! ACK!!!!!!!!!! Stop! LEAVE ME ALONE! HEERO HELP!"
"Shut braid boy...this will only take a few minute! Razor please!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pink sound good?"
"HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Knock it off!!"
"DAMNIT WOMAN GET OFF ME!"
"Please let us go..."
"Quiet blondie!"
"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
< br> ~Back in the hanger~
Rinoa stared absently at her watch, a knock came at the side door and she smirked.
"Alright everyone...Here come the Gundam Pilots..."she said.
"Hell no I ain't goin' out there like this!!"
"Get out there Maxwell..." the words were follow by the sound of a gun being cocked.
Duo was shoved out into plain view dressed in a bright hot pink dress, black spiked heels, hot pink tights, his hair was done up in curls and he wore a decent amount of make up. His face was red as he walked out onto the deck of the hanger. He glared at Rinoa as the crowd overcame their shock and began to laugh.
"Now who's the woman Maxwell..."she smirked.
"Bitch..." Duo seethed.
"I could have had them make you look like a 1970's country singer..." Rinoa quipped.
Duo shut up and looked away as he stopped and stood there.
"Next!!!!!" Rinoa called over the laughter.
"Get out there Yuy!" Risanna ordered.
"I will kill you all..." Heero said icily as he walked out.
He was wearing flat boots, a knee length powder blue skirt, a navy blue tank top, his hair was pulled back into a headband, and his make up was a light pink lip gloss, baby blue eye shadow, with silver eyeliner, and black mascara.
He scowled as he walked out to stand near Duo. Cat calls rang out from the crowd as they continued to laugh.
"I will kill you.."he muttered.
"Hey Hee-chan...nice skirt!!" Duo said laughing.
"Shut up Duo..." Heero muttered, "Or should I say Dua.."
Duo shut up and scowled.
"Your turn Trowa..." Risanne said.
With a scowl and downcast eyes Trowa walked out. He wore an above the knee black and white flower print skirt, with a black short sleeve shirt that read Lover, his hair was curled in front of his eye, his make up was done like an egyption, he had a maroon color on his lips and he wore platform black sandles.
He remained quiet as he walked across the hanger and scowled as he stood next to Duo and Heero. The laughter was growing in volume as each of the pilots walked out.
"Your turn Wufei..."
"Fuck you woman..."
Wufei walked out and glared at everyone laughing at him. He wore a pleather ice pink mini-skirt, with a tight white tank top, he wore knee high black platform boots, his hair was pulled up in twin pigtails and he wore what almsot looked like hooker make up. The laughter roared as he walked over to the others who were trying not to laugh as he all but wobbled over.
"And last...."
"Go on Quatre..."
Blushing brightly Quatre walked into the hangar. He wore a yellow sundress and a floppy white hat over his hair, he had flat flip flops on his feet and was carrying a bright yellow purse. He walked out to Rinoa and the looked at the audience.
"Does this purse make me look fat?" he asked.
~END~
Wufei: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Damn man...you looked like a hooker!
Wufei: Shut up Dua!
Dua:...............fuck...Michi change that back...HEEE-CHAN!!
Hopefully ya'll find that amusing. Look for more on the way.
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Blooper 1: Does this purse make me look fat?
"Gundam Academy troops and instructers report to the hanger bay...."a voice came over the intercom.
"Rinoa...are you sure about this?" Kylie asked.
"Yes....I will teach them to think we aren't as good of pilots...You 4 ready?" Rinoa replied as people began entering the hanger.
Rinoa watched as students entered followed by the instructers. Risanne smirked as the original Gundam Pilots entered as well.
"Hey Kat....what do you think this is about?" Duo asked.
"I don't know...What about you?" Quatre replied.
"Probably some woman thing...." Wufei chimed in.
"Yea....someone must have taken their hair brush or something..." Duo said laughing.
Heero remained silent. Trowa shook his head.
"Some leaders they are, huh.." Duo said laughing harder as everyone formed up.
Kylie started calling roll. One troop chimed up at a time.
"Harvey!"
"Here ma'am! OWWWWW!!!"he cried.
"What happened to you?"
"Miss Risanne ran into me in the hall...I think my arm is dislocated."
"Shut up Harvey! All I did was brush passed you..."Risanne called back.
"It still hurts..." he said.
Heero shook his head and looked up at them.
"Everyone is here. Will the Gundam Pilots please come up here?" Rinoa called.
The guys looked at each other and made their way up to the front.
"Whaddya want?" Duo asked when their got there.
"As you know these are your instructers....The gundam pilots. They seem to think they are better than us. Or that we are inferior....so following this gathering we will have a practice. To see who is better...." Risanne said to everyone.
A cheer rose up from the crowd.
"Alright!" Duo exclaimed.
"This should be interesting..." Wufei muttered.
"We shouldn't underestimate them guys...They were trained just like us.." Quatre warned.
"Risanne, Kylie, Gallea, Ashara...Take the pilots to suit up...."Rinoa ordered.
"Alright Rinoa!" Kylie exclaimed with a giggle.
The pilots followed the 4 girls out.
"When the pilots are all suited up, you will all fall out to the observation deck." Rinoa ordered.
"Yes Ma'am!"was the reply from the formation.
Rinoa smirked and waited.
~Meanwhile from behind closed doors~
"What is going on?! ACK!!!!!!!!!! Stop! LEAVE ME ALONE! HEERO HELP!"
"Shut braid boy...this will only take a few minute! Razor please!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pink sound good?"
"HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Knock it off!!"
"DAMNIT WOMAN GET OFF ME!"
"Please let us go..."
"Quiet blondie!"
"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
< br> ~Back in the hanger~
Rinoa stared absently at her watch, a knock came at the side door and she smirked.
"Alright everyone...Here come the Gundam Pilots..."she said.
"Hell no I ain't goin' out there like this!!"
"Get out there Maxwell..." the words were follow by the sound of a gun being cocked.
Duo was shoved out into plain view dressed in a bright hot pink dress, black spiked heels, hot pink tights, his hair was done up in curls and he wore a decent amount of make up. His face was red as he walked out onto the deck of the hanger. He glared at Rinoa as the crowd overcame their shock and began to laugh.
"Now who's the woman Maxwell..."she smirked.
"Bitch..." Duo seethed.
"I could have had them make you look like a 1970's country singer..." Rinoa quipped.
Duo shut up and looked away as he stopped and stood there.
"Next!!!!!" Rinoa called over the laughter.
"Get out there Yuy!" Risanna ordered.
"I will kill you all..." Heero said icily as he walked out.
He was wearing flat boots, a knee length powder blue skirt, a navy blue tank top, his hair was pulled back into a headband, and his make up was a light pink lip gloss, baby blue eye shadow, with silver eyeliner, and black mascara.
He scowled as he walked out to stand near Duo. Cat calls rang out from the crowd as they continued to laugh.
"I will kill you.."he muttered.
"Hey Hee-chan...nice skirt!!" Duo said laughing.
"Shut up Duo..." Heero muttered, "Or should I say Dua.."
Duo shut up and scowled.
"Your turn Trowa..." Risanne said.
With a scowl and downcast eyes Trowa walked out. He wore an above the knee black and white flower print skirt, with a black short sleeve shirt that read Lover, his hair was curled in front of his eye, his make up was done like an egyption, he had a maroon color on his lips and he wore platform black sandles.
He remained quiet as he walked across the hanger and scowled as he stood next to Duo and Heero. The laughter was growing in volume as each of the pilots walked out.
"Your turn Wufei..."
"Fuck you woman..."
Wufei walked out and glared at everyone laughing at him. He wore a pleather ice pink mini-skirt, with a tight white tank top, he wore knee high black platform boots, his hair was pulled up in twin pigtails and he wore what almsot looked like hooker make up. The laughter roared as he walked over to the others who were trying not to laugh as he all but wobbled over.
"And last...."
"Go on Quatre..."
Blushing brightly Quatre walked into the hangar. He wore a yellow sundress and a floppy white hat over his hair, he had flat flip flops on his feet and was carrying a bright yellow purse. He walked out to Rinoa and the looked at the audience.
"Does this purse make me look fat?" he asked.
~END~
Wufei: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Damn man...you looked like a hooker!
Wufei: Shut up Dua!
Dua:...............fuck...Michi change that back...HEEE-CHAN!!
Hopefully ya'll find that amusing. Look for more on the way.
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