Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Brain Stew ❯ Brain Stew ( One-Shot )

Title: Brain Stew

Author: Ariel

Feedback: purrty please??

Archive: mediaminer.org .... but if you want it, go ahead - just let me know

Rated: um.... NC-17.... I guess - to be safe

Genre: songfic, humor? *giggling*, yaoi...lime

Pairing: 2x1, um.... kinda 2x2... 1x1?? *snicker*

Warnings: OOC, swearing, Duo POV, frustration *grinning wickedly*

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, Duo and Heero aren't mine. *sniffling* The song "Brain Stew" isn't mine either, it belongs to Green Day. The story is though... *smiling*

'thinking'

"talking"

~lyrics~

Author's Notes: I was in the car with my boyfriend and the song came on. I hadn't heard it in *years* and I just got this image. It's nothing too great but I thought it was funny. Hopefully you like. I really suggest you listen to the song... *grin* Please send feedback *puppy dog eyes*

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**Duo POV**

~I'm having trouble trying to sleep~

Tossing and turning for what I felt to be a very long time on an old couch was doing nothing for me. 'I've been trying to get sleep for who knows how long and all I can hear is Heero doing Lord-only-knows-what on the other side of the living room.'

'What was that I used to hear people say about doing when they were having trouble trying to get to sleep? Oh yeah... count sheep.' I almost laughed as I flipped over again, pulling the blanket up over my head. 'It's so ridiculous but it just might work....one, two, three...'

~I'm counting sheep but running out~

'fifty-one... fifty-two... fifty-three...' I groaned as I shifted and curled myself up more on the couch. 'Man, this sucks! Who in their right mind is actually going to keep counting damn sheep?!' I clenched my eyes shut, hoping that it would just make me fall in dreamland.

'What the hell is Heero doing over there anyway?' I frowned, my lips twisting into what I knew would be an adorable pout. 'Doesn't he realize *I* am still awake?' I snorted silently to myself. 'He probably hasn't seen me tossin' and turnin'. He'd have stopped by now... I think... hmm...'

~As time tick by, still I try~

'Man! I'm never gonna get any sleep here!' I was mentally whining to myself. 'HEE~RO?! What the hell are you doin' over there that is so important? That it has to still be done at... what?...' I was lifting my left wrist up from where it was tucked into my chest, glancing at the lighted hands of my watch.

My weary, violet eyes opened wide. '3:57 in the morning?!?! You have got to be kidding me!' I was already curling myself up again, wishing that I could become a little ball, and wanting nothing more than to roll away. 'I have not been able to get a moment's worth of enough silence to even *try* to get some sleep. He better have some damn good excuse for keeping me up ALL night.'

~No rest for crosstops in my mind

On my own, here we go~

I twisted himself around, trying to get comfortable once again before...

BOOM!!!

'OW!!' I fell to the floor, having rolled over a bit too much on the couch. I was groaning, frowning deeply before I sighed. 'Oh well, screw this. I might get more comfy down here.' Blindly reaching up with one of my hands, I grabbed one of my pillows and placed it under my head before grabbing the other and curled up to it, tucking the blanket all around my lean body, covering my head.

~My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed

Dried up and bulging out my skull~

A soft groan had escaped my mouth as I tried to blink my eyes, finding that they were sucked dry of their natural moisture and making them feel like they were burning. 'This really sucks!Heero, you're soooo going to get it!' I was staring at the dark enclosed space in front of me. 'Just what the hell are you doing over there?'

I shook his head slightly, frowning once again. 'He didn't even react to when I fell off the couch. Some guy he is.' I pulled my legs closer to my torso, one arm was tucked securely into my chest and the other draped loosely over my curled-up legs. 'This really sucks. I am going to look horrible in the morning. My eyes all red and puffy. YUCK!'

~My mouth is dry, my face is numb~

I was yawning sleepily, groaning once again since all the saliva seemed to have evaporated from my mouth. 'You've got to be kidding me!?! First my eyes are gonna be all disgusting and now I can't even swallow?!' I turned over again, taking the other pillow and covering my head with it.

'Maybe this will help some...' After a few minutes of not hearing anything, the sounds that came from the other side of the room seeped through and made their way into my ears. I was biting my lip, very close to wanting to cry from the deprival of my much-needed sleep. Instead, a soft whimper escaped my very dry lips.

~Fucked up and spun out in my room

On my own, here we go~

'This is complete bullshit man... I want my sleep! When the sun comes out, I'm gonna give Heero a piece of my mind. How can I live under these conditions and...' I suddenly stopped my ranting, cocking my head a little to listen to the sound I was hearing. 'Correction... no sound...'

Silence.

I blinked my eyes rapidly, wincing to himself at the pain I felt in them. 'Quiet?! YES!!! Sleep!!' I quickly bundled myself up more in my warm blanket, curling up once again and closed my eyes.

'There is a GOD!!!' I was smirking faintly as I cozied himself up, my tense body relaxing enough to let me settle down for the night.

Until...

'GRUNTING!'

~My mind is set at overdrive

The clock is laughing at my face~

My violet eyes flew open widely as thoughts of what Heero could be doing swam across my mind. 'Is he...? No way... That couldn't have been what he's been doing for all this time...' Images of Heero sitting on a chair with his shorts around his ankles, his hand slowly caressing his arousal. 'Man... I should be doing that for him instead...' A sultry smirk crossed my lips. 'Oh yeah... I know something better than his hand that would do wonders to him... ' The hand resting on the side of my legs shifted into my lap where my fingers slowly started teasing my awakening arousal. 'Ah... yeah...'

Another grunt and a soft moan made me snap out of my hentai thoughts. 'Oh man... not only am I tired... and cranky... I'm horny! I'm fucking horny! What the hell is going on here?!? I only wanted some sleep...' I started whimpering to myself, the hand at my trapped arousal stopped moving.

~A crooked spine, my senses dulled

That's the point of delirium~

'NOOO!!!! HAND!! MOVE!!!' I commanded my hand, only to find that it would lightly curl around myself before it halted any other movement. 'Not fair... this is definitely not fair! Oooh YUY, you are soooo going to get it!!'

I could hear his soft sounds coming from across the room. 'Why can't he keep quiet?! I just want sleep!!!' I opened my eyes, turning them down to my tented black boxers. 'Not fair... I wasn't supposed to get horny while trying to get to sleep. I was supposed to get horny WHILE I slept...'

~On my own, here we go~

I sighed softly, trying to let sleep overcome me. 'I should be dreaming of Heero, kissing him breathless as our hands roamed over each other's body, pressing and thrusting into each other. Our clothes being ripped off, leaving us as bare as we were born.' I licked my lips, the moisture being soaked in by the dry skin.

'Woah... well, a good thing came from thinking about Heero.' I licked my lips again, smiling a little. 'He surely gets me drooling over that hot, strong body of his. Oh, and those eyes too. They're just so... beautiful... intoxicating... I almost drown in them when he looks at me so intently...'

~My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed

Dried up and bulging out my skull~

I suddenly blinked. 'Oh man... I must really be losing it. Before I was complaining about not being able to get to sleep by all the noise Heero is making and now... I'm getting myself harder thinking about him.'

My hand found some energy and it lazily rubbed itself over my painfully hard arousal. 'Damn it Heero! See what you've done?!' Carefully, I shifted my head up, moving the blanket from eyes and peering out. My violet eyes went wide as I finally saw what Heero was doing.

~My mouth is dry, my face is numb~

Heero was indeed sitting on a chair, looking very relaxed. His eyes were closed as he licked a very large ice cream cone. The small lamp on the desk in the living room lit up his features, making him even more handsome than he already was. 'Oh man... he looks so gorge...' I blinked suddenly. 'Wait a minute. ICE CREAM?!?! He's been eating ICE CREAM... and making ALL that noise?!?'

I watched as some melted and trickled down on his hand, his tongue quickly slithering to swipe it up. 'Oh man... that tongue looks so good doing that. Oh, man... I'm so hard now it hurts...' I blinked again, groaning loudly as a contented moan escaped Heero's lips. "THAT'S IT!!" I had finally had enough.

~Fucked up and spun out on my room

On my own, here we go~

I tossed the blanket off to the side and shifting, lifting myself up to my knees and glaring at Heero who suddenly had a startled expression on his face. "YOU?!?!"

Heero quickly forgot about the ice cream cone in his hand, his eyes watching me warily as I got up and slowly stalked over to him. "Duo? A-a-are you... okay?" He didn't notice the erection trapped in my shorts until I straddled his lap, pressing my arousal into his stomach. I took his hand, licking a little off the top of his ice cream cone and then letting the delicious tream drop from his hand.

"Oh no, Heero. I am *not* fine. I am tired...and cranky... and HORNY!!" I gave him a predatory smirk as his eyes widened a bit more. "And you know who is responsible for all of that *and* who is going to take care of it?" I leaned forward until my mouth was just millimeters away from his. "YOU!!!" I pressed my mouth to his, kissing him deeply when he gasped.

I reached over and shut off the lamp before we crashed to the floor, me for the second time this night. Soon, his groans and soft moans and my own wicked laughter filled the darkened living room as I made sure I got all that I had been wanting.

~Owari~