Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ cake ❯ cake ( One-Shot )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
CAKE
By: kawaii=^_^=kitty
Gomen nasai, I don't know what I was thinking when writing this. The story is based on the 5 gundam pilots, but I added an extra character: ME! Warning: this has yaoi, and alotta limey and I guess you could say tangeriney, but not necessarily lemony goodness. Teehee. =^_^=
Quatre: Let's make cake!
kawaii=^_^=kitty: *pokes trowa*
wufei:poking is for weaklings.
kawaii-chan: *pokes wufei*
wufei: injustice! IINNNNNNJJJJUSSTIIIIIIIICCCCEE!!!!!
heero:*snort*
kawaii-chan: *pokes quatres teacup*
Teacup: *falls over*
quatre: *cries*
trowa: *makes more tea for quatre*
quatre: *smiles*
wufei: smiling is for weaklings.
heero:*snort*
duo: *puts bowl on top of head* look, I'm coffee cake!
heero: for some strange reason, i have a craving for coffee cake now.
trowa: I'm a lil teapot, short and stout, here's my handle, here's my spout, when I get all steamed up, tip me over and screw my brains out!
quatre: hey that sounds like fun!
wufei: brains are for weaklings.
duo: *nibbles on heeros ear*
heero: shouldn't I be eating you, since you are the proverbial cake with my choice of toppings?
wufei: *listens to heero* *nosebleed*
duo: *cant decide what kind of CONDOMents he wants, then decides on some motion lotion* what flavor of lubricant? Cherry or vanilla?
Wufei: *spews blood from nose*
Heero: can I have my cake and eat it too?
Wufei: ewwww! *starts to get all hot, bothered, and flustered from looking at them contemplating flavor choice of lube ~growl...=^_^=~* you bunch of pervy hentais! *starts to feel faint from loss of blood* *passes out*
~Owari~
the end
By: kawaii=^_^=kitty
Gomen nasai, I don't know what I was thinking when writing this. The story is based on the 5 gundam pilots, but I added an extra character: ME! Warning: this has yaoi, and alotta limey and I guess you could say tangeriney, but not necessarily lemony goodness. Teehee. =^_^=
Quatre: Let's make cake!
kawaii=^_^=kitty: *pokes trowa*
wufei:poking is for weaklings.
kawaii-chan: *pokes wufei*
wufei: injustice! IINNNNNNJJJJUSSTIIIIIIIICCCCEE!!!!!
heero:*snort*
kawaii-chan: *pokes quatres teacup*
Teacup: *falls over*
quatre: *cries*
trowa: *makes more tea for quatre*
quatre: *smiles*
wufei: smiling is for weaklings.
heero:*snort*
duo: *puts bowl on top of head* look, I'm coffee cake!
heero: for some strange reason, i have a craving for coffee cake now.
trowa: I'm a lil teapot, short and stout, here's my handle, here's my spout, when I get all steamed up, tip me over and screw my brains out!
quatre: hey that sounds like fun!
wufei: brains are for weaklings.
duo: *nibbles on heeros ear*
heero: shouldn't I be eating you, since you are the proverbial cake with my choice of toppings?
wufei: *listens to heero* *nosebleed*
duo: *cant decide what kind of CONDOMents he wants, then decides on some motion lotion* what flavor of lubricant? Cherry or vanilla?
Wufei: *spews blood from nose*
Heero: can I have my cake and eat it too?
Wufei: ewwww! *starts to get all hot, bothered, and flustered from looking at them contemplating flavor choice of lube ~growl...=^_^=~* you bunch of pervy hentais! *starts to feel faint from loss of blood* *passes out*
~Owari~
the end