Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Call of the Wild: College ❯ Cause crocs just aren't scary enough. ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

This is a bday fic fer Skeren Dremer! So that mean's no touchie or postie on other sites without meh permission!......oh,
and G wing belongs to Bandai and others.

Because Crocs just aren't Scary enough...

* camara zoom and focus* "G'day, mates! I'm Steve Erwin, the Crocidile Hunter, and today on Call of the Wild we are going
to study some of the most fasenating creatures known to man: College Students! And, from what I've heard, these are fiesty
li'l critters! Let's go an have a look, eh?"

*steve is walking down a dorm halway.sudenly, out of nowhere, a Dorm Hulk appears!* "My God! Just look at that! Now kids,
this is the rare an beu-teh-full Dorm Hulk, a monstrously 'uge an gigantic beast that lives in old dormitories an has the
nasty habbit of stealing your pants!" *ducks and runs under the monstrosaty.* "Tha was a close one!"*turns a corner* "Ah,
room 145, the room of todays first specimen, one that we are going to call Heero Yuy, the campus' elusive comp sci major."
*steve knoks on his door, Heero comes out,and steve slings an arm around his shoulder*

"Heero, as he is refered to, resides in his darkened den, and spends all of his time in an activity known as "coding". He
only emerges periodically to feast on his daily portion of cold pizza and beer."

*a discrunteled looking Heero states* "You English majors can all blow me."

*a non detered steve*" Oh, he's a fiesty one! Tune in next week as we dwlve into his sexual activites."

*cut scene, same dorm room door, with dry erase board, with Duo scribbling something on it* "Ah, looks like we don' need to
beh looking for todays second specimen, a Duo Maxwell, the campus mech major. As we can see here, Duo is quite a mischevious
and, albeit, elusive creature to find. Espically when he doesn't want to be found. Also, his favorite pastime is "pranking",
and he loves to do this to Heero Yuy and a Chang Wufei, who you will later see.*See's duo run off giggling like a mad man*
Oi aye,looks like Duo iniated a Dry Erase Board War let's see what the little bugger did this time.*looks at dry erase board*
"'For cake and anal sex, please apply within, Heero' Well, looks like he really did himself in this time, for Heero is
comming down the hall this minute, and by the looks of it, he doesen't look to happy." *Heero reads the sign, looks pissed,
then reverts to Perfect Soilder and pulls out a switch blade and flips it open, then runs like a mad bitch to Duo's dorm* Oh
my, looks like Heero wen't into Zero Mode. Looks like nothing will stop him now. Lets go and see what happens!"

* steve and camara man run to Duo's dorm. Heero is nowhere in sight* "Well, he must have buggered off. Right." He turns to
leave, only to hear a gasp of horror* "Wha the?" * Duo is starring at his door with Heero at his back, grinning a rictus*
"Ah, seems as if Heero did get his vengence! Lets 'ave a look as to what he put on this door" *camare pans to door, which has
a carving/cartoon dipicting Duo screwing a kitty and the phrase 'I fuck kitties' above and below it*

"Well, that was unexpected. We're all out of time know, but tune in tommarow as we study Trowa Barton and Quatre Winner!
G'day ya'll"