Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Candy Misconceptions ❯ Candy Misconceptions ( Chapter 1 )

Candy Misconceptions, Based on a True Story by Shinigamiinochi

Note: Actually based on a true story, no candy canes were harmed in the making of this fic, they were harmed after it. Mmm, peppermint.

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Lame humor, suggestive language.

 

 

Twas three and a half nights before Christmas Eve. Wufei was walking past the kitchen when he heard it.

“Oooooh….”

“Uhhhh…”

“Hilde! Oh, my god, get it over with!”

“Be patient, it's big!”

“What are you talking about?! I could have finished it off hours before you!”

“ So you like it, too, huh, Duo?”

“Yep. I especially like suckin' em during Christmas season. There's just something special about it.”

“Mmmm, I've never had one this big and long and tasty before!” Wufei's eyes practically popped out of his head as a large stream of blood erupted from his nose.

“Arrrrg!” He yelled as he ran to the bathroom. Duo looked out into the hallway, a giant-sized candy cane poking out of his mouth.

Hm, I wonder what that was about…”

 

 

Owari

 

Shinigamiinochi

thorperin@pmc.edu