Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Changes aren't Always for the Better ❯ Five Hour Shopping Spree ( Chapter 3 )

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Title: Changes aren't Always for the Better

Chapter Title: Five Hour Shopping Spree

Author: Xel-chan

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: 2+1, R+1, and 1 is just confused. Heero may be slightly out
of character.

Author's Notes: Here's chapter 3! I hope you enjoy! C&C Appreciated!
Suggestions too! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing

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That Night

Heero's P.O.V.

I was just getting into a game of solitaire when the laptop suddenly
closed on my fingers. Have you ever had a laptop slammed on your
fingers? Let me tell you, it hurts like hell. Cradling my hurt hand, I
turned around to face the culprit. There stood Duo, glare and all,
hands on hips, and just waiting for me to say the word.

"Is there something you wanted to talk about?" I asked in as calm a
voice as I could muster. Duo shot me an annoyed glance.

"I'm bored, you're the only one not doing anything" So what did she
think I was, her own personal jester.

"I'm sure you can find something to do on your own" I said as I turned
my back to her and reopened the laptop. Another note to anyone out
there, never turn your back to a pissed woman. One minute, I was
playing my game of solitaire, the next I was getting hit in the head
by a pillow. I turned around swiftly, bringing my hand up to block,
when she suddenly stopped in her assault.

"Do I have your attention now?" She asked sweetly, as if she hadn't
just been beaning me with a pillow.

"What," I asked in a controlled voice, "the hell do you want?"

"I," Duo said mimicking me, "want to go shopping." Shopping. All of
this about shopping. I was tempted just to turn around again when I
remembered the pillow. Next time, she might use a gun on me.

"I'm not taking you shopping" I said in a no non sense voice. Huffily
she walked out. I hadn't expected her to give up so fast. At least now
I could breathe a sigh of relief.

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The Next Morning

I woke up exactly at dawn like usual. Getting up, I went over to the
laptop to see if any new missions had come in. Imagine the shock I got
when my laptop wouldn't open. I tugged and tugged. Suddenly it
occurred to me, Duo. I walked quickly to her room and burst in without
knocking. She was curled up under the covers. She looked like a little
angel. Yeah right. I walked downstairs to the kitchen and got a bucket
full of ice cold water. Grinning evilly I walked quietly back up the
steps. Yup, she was still sleeping away. I crept slowly to her side
and, SPLASH!!!!

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Duo's P.O.V.

I was having a nice dream. Heero was taking me to dinner, when
suddenly cold water fell over me forcing me to wake up. Cold water is
a hell of a way to wake up. I glared at the perpetrator. Heero Yuy was
staring at me, an evil grin on his face.

"What did you do to my laptop?" was all he asked. What had ever
happened to `Good Morning'? That stupid laptop. Laptop this, and
laptop that. I'm awfully glad the superglue worked.

"I'm sorry, how inconsiderate of me. I should have remembered you'd
rather be attached to your laptop, not have your computer attached to
itself." I was so sure he'd shoot me at that instant. "You should've
just taken me shopping Hee-chan." I said playfully as I got up.
Hee-chan, I realized that I really liked that nickname.

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Heero's P.O.V.

"You're telling me," I began in a disbelieving tone, "That this is all
because, I didn't take you shopping?" Duo gave me a big smile.

"You're not as slow as I thought you were Hee-chan!" I hated that
nickname.

"Don't call me that!"

"Why not Hee-chan?" Forget that, it was a lost cause.

"Take me shopping?" Duo asked. I was afraid what the little witch
would do next

"Hn."

"Yeah!" She exclaimed as she happily bounced off the bathroom. I had
to get a new laptop anyway.

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Wufei's P.O.V.

I was reading the newspaper when I heard a thunder on the stairs. I
already knew it was Maxwell so I didn't even bother to look up.

"Morning Wu-Wu!" Inwardly I cringed. I hated that nickname.

"Don't call me that Maxwell!" I said in an annoyed tone.

"'Kay Wu-Wu!" I glared at him over my newspaper. My mouth dropped
open.

"Maxwell" I squeaked when I finally found my voice, "What the hell
happened to you?" Maxwell just smiled at me and bounced out of the
front door. Soon Yuy came down the steps.

"Did you see...?"

"Duo, yeah, don't remind me" Then Yuy left also. What in the world was
going on here?

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Heero's P.O.V.

Duo and I had split up as soon as we had arrived. Now, I waited five
hours later for her to show up. Finally I saw her coming toward me.
Now, one would think that after five hours of shopping, one would be
full of bags. As she came toward me, I noted she was carrying nothing.
No problem, maybe she'd already dropped her stuff at the car. She
smiled at me happily.

"Soooo," she began, "Did you fine everything you were looking for?"

"Hn."

"I'm glad someone did, I found absolutely nothing, either it was ugly,
or too expensive. I hoped I had misunderstood that sentence.

"Do you mean you bought nothing?" I asked stunned. Duo shook her head
remorsefully,

"Absolutely nothing."

"You were shopping for five hours, and you bought absolutely nothing."
I said hoping my hearing was wrong.

"Yep." I can not kill her, I can not kill her. But damn do I want to.

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Wufei's Journal

I always knew he was an onna at heart. I can't believe he changed
genders though. Injustice. I'm sick of weak girly pilots. Injustice,
all of it.

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Duo's Journal

I thought Heero was gonna kill me again when I told him that I hadn't
bought anything. He looked so mad. But I don't want him to be mad! I
want him to fall madly in love with me. So that we can live happily
ever after. Wait a minute, happily ever after? With Heero Yuy? I must
be fooling myself. In the end though, I will come out the winner
Relena. Heero Yuy will be mine!

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Relena's Diary

I baked some cookies that I'm going to take to Heero tomorrow. I hope
he likes them. I've come to the conclusion that Duo is also after my
Heero. But of course it won't work. My Heero would never fall in love
with that street rat, would he?

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Heero's Journal

She shopped for five hours, and bought absolutely nothing. Nothing!
Nothing!

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The End for now. I hope you liked it! Bye!!