Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ ChibiGWAdventures ❯ C.Quatre's grand escape ( Chapter 6 )
The Chibi GW Adventures:
Part 7
Quatre's Grand Escape
Disclaimers: …Must I go through this again…*sigh*… I own nothing I mention in here (Zelda, James Bond, and everyone's favorite C.GW-Boys). The only thing you get if u sue me is my life-savings, all five pennies.
Notes: I will write more this summer I promise. In the chapter be forewarned, there are a lot of "AHHHHHHHHHHH"'s. Enjoy the story, please R&R *gets on knees and grovels* flame me, I except those also. Thank you very much.
Warning: () means my notes.
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C.R.: "I'll be back latew with my best fwiend, you wanna know hew name… DORTHY!"
C.Q.: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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C.D.: "Wait if he's not hewe, Whewe is he?" Suddenly a big glass box surrounds them "What's this?"
C.H.: "AHHHHHHHHH…!!!"
C.T.: "A twap, stupid." They all suddenly fell to the ground as their gundams vanished in thin air. "How'd that happen?"
C.Duo puts on a thick pair of glasses + a professor suit, then starts to explain: "This is one of the many plot devices and story twists that the author puts in to make the story exciting and interesting in hope that readers will write more reviews." He then takes out a bag of pixie sticks and starts to inhale them. And then his normal priest outfit is on him instantly.
C.W.: "Ok…?"
C.H.: "I WANT MY MOMMY!"
C.R.: "Hi Heeewooo!"
C.H.: "AHHHH…!!!!" He runs behind C.Wufei and grabs his wrists very tightly
C.R.: "HAHAHA! I finally have the complete collection, including my favowite, HEEWO!" The G.W. boys run and try to break the wall.
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C.Q.: "Almost, close, come on…YEA! Now to get out of this dwess. Hmmmmm…How should I get out? Let's see, what to do…*C.Quatre pulls out a blowtorch and other various high-tech objects from what some authors call 'hammerspace.'* Whewe is it…Hahaha! Hewe it is!" With that he starts his escape. He uses the blowtorch to open the airshaft, and crawls through quickly yet quietly until he reaches the end. C.Quatre then goes into (what I call)'James Bond Mode.' He gets out his high-tech, climb-on-ceiling-things and approaches the nearest window. C.Quatre then chooses to go into stealth mode (like Batman Beyond or Max Steel) for extra protection. He carefully makes a hole in the glass window using that thief-glass-cutting thing. Somehow C.Quatre uses a rope and bulays (?) down the 20-story mansion/shrine. "Haha! *starts dancing around* I made it out! Ok, now to get out of hew contwol wange. Hmmm…"
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C.R.: "You wait hewe. I'm going to get Katwa and tea and dwesses and a wedding suit fow Heewo! I'll be wight back." *presses buttons, walks out of glass, presses buttons to close glass, and waves goodbye*
C.D.: "We're doomed, DOOMED I SAY!!"
C.T.: "I told you he wasn't dead.
C.W.: "Yea, but now we will nevew be saved. *shouts* Heewo, you can't kill youwself by trying to cut your wrists on the wall."
C.H.: *whining* I want Wing! *thinks* Nevewmind, I WANT ZERO CUSTOM!!!!"
C.W.: "Shut up."
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C.Q.: "Uh, ohhhhhh…it's a maze. Wait its hedges! Good, I know how to get out!" With that he took out a laser-pen and used it to make a path strait though the maze. "Now that wasn't so hard…EIP! *whispers to himself* When did she get guards in a hedge maze? Oh, well…I have to do it the hard way I guess." And he started to sneak his way through this section like Link on Zelda 64[1]. After the gruelingly slow process of passing this section, he got out of the maze. "Hey whewe's Zelda? Wait…Nevewmind, this is not Hyrule. Hmmmm…" So C.Quatre continues to walk along the path making sure not to let guards and watchmen see him. "I guess it is safe to rest hewe. I'm just going to take a short nap now…Zzzzzzzzz…"
Century (watchmen)#1: "What's a kid doing in the maze?"
Century#2: "We should contact Miss Relena." With that they sound the alarm and go to get C.Quatre.
C.Q.: "Ahhhhhhhhh! Oh, no! I've been seeeeen?!?!? Ahhhhhhhhh!" He jumps over the Centuries and runs through the rest of the maze not caring about the rest of the guards.
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C.D.: "Do you heaw an alawm?"
C.T.: "Yea, why?"
C.D.: "I bet Katwa got out and is going to get away."
C.H.: "But he doesn't know we're hewe…"
They all look at each other for a second than scream as loud as they can: "HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP, KATWA!!!!!!!!"
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[1]-the scene where link is going to meet princess Zelda.
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